Fuck Jared Leto....

[Mr. Gray]

First of all, I must begin this rant by stating that I am not attacking Leto's acting in any way. Of the few films from him that I've seen (Requiem for a Dream, which I just saw for the first time recently, Lord of War, America Psycho etc.), he isn't half bad, imho. In an unbiased opinion, judging strictly his acting, I think he can go places. I mean, let's be honest...he's famous, but he's not famous. The people most likely to recognize him on the street are either underage girls ("...because he's like sooo totally hott!") or emos (because he plays for that shitty band....more on that later.) Anyways, time will tell. So no, I repeat, this rant is not about Leto sucking as an actor in any way. This rant is about Leto personally. This is about Leto being a complete asshole.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8017/letofagkg0.png
(Now doesn't that expression just scream "I crave the cock!")

Anyways, I have 3 first-hand accounts from 3 different girls in 3 completely separate incidents of Jared Leto being an asshole to them. And it's not like I live in a big city like L.A. or something where people see celebrities all the time or some shit. I like in fucking Ohio. So the fact that three different people that live here who were just so "lucky" enough to meet Leto in person would also happen to have the same opinion of him being an asshole, speaks volumes.

The first girl (http://myspace-267.vo.llnwd.net/00074/76/20/74310267_m.jpg), a friend of mine whom I went from 7th grade to my sophomore year in high school with, says she ran into Jared Leto on the street when she was vacationing in Cali. She was shy at first, and wasn't even sure it was him. When she finally got the courage to do the cliched (and imo, bad idea to begin with) "Hey, aren't you Jared Leto?" He completely blew up on her. "Why can't I walk down the fucking street without someone recognizing me?! Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Waaaahhhhh!!!" Okay man, I understand that many celebrities get fed up with not being able to walk around in public anymore without being "bothered" by...y'know...FANS, who love and support your work, but hey, that's the consequece of BEING A FUCKING CELEBRITY! What the hell did you expect when you started acting in Hollywood, you fucking douchebag? I mean, jesus christ, you were in Fight Club for fucks sake, did you actually think that you'd be able to live a "normal" life after that? Fuck it....let's just move on...

The second girl (http://myspace-692.vo.llnwd.net/01303/29/61/1303191692_m.jpg) is a friend of mine's significant other. Now, grant it, I didn't get much detail on this particular incident, but here's the summary: A few years ago, (the girl in question is 20 today but was 17-18 when this happened, while Leto was 33-34....keep this in mind.) the girl met Leto who then began hitting on her and flirting with her immediately. She gave him her number. After that, he continued to call her constantly wanting PHONE SEX. Dude, you're fuckin' 30...what the fuck do you need to be doing with a possibly underage girl? If it's anything I'm certain of its that there is definitely a dumb model bitch out there in Hollywoodland, closer in your age range, who would touch your cock. Seriously...if Screech from Saved By The Bell can still pull tons of pussy, I'm sure a "pretty boy" like yourself can do the same. So finally, when she worked up the nerve to actually tell him she didn't wanna do that shit anymore, as per expected, he cussed her out and called her a bitch blah blah blah. Fuck him...whatever. Moving on....

Now, for those of you who aren't aware, Leto is a lead singer of this faggity ass emo band called 30 Seconds to Mars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Seconds_to_Mars). Just in case, for those of you who (though not very likey, but I wouldn't be surprised) haven't actually left the comfort of your parent's basement for some time and have not seen these pale, limp wristed, tight pant wearing kids who walk around wearing all black with mascara tears in their eyes, emo is basically goth except for pussies. Leto jumps on stages and sings this shitty music with eyeliner on for fucks sake. Talk about an old man bandwagonning a fad. I'm sure the only reason he really sings for this fucking band is so he can score more underage pussy, but that's neither here nor there.

The third girl is one I met in my Effective Public Speaking class down here at the University of Cincinnati. She recently gave a speech where the topic was which celebrities she would most like to meet and why. She began the speech by stating how initially, she was completely turned off from meeting any celebrities at one point because of her experience meeting Jared Leto. Apparently, she went to go see Incubus and Leto's band opened for them. After the show, when some fans went up to meet the bands and such, he was, you guessed it, a big asshole to everyone there. He treated his fans like shit. I'm sure kids were there literally confessing their complete and utter obsession with his work which they praised, and he didn't give two shits. He refused to even sign any autographs. Great job, Jared...shit on the very people, who actually have the mental capacity to tolerate your shitty music, that support you and provide you with income in between your less-than-stelar movie roles and coke binges.

So, in conclusion, I believe that Jared Leto, though not that bad of an actor, is a fake-hipster-douchebag-asshole. Now, I know that Leto was recently diagnosed with gout from gaining and then re-losing 70 pounds for a movie role. Ask me if I give a shit. To me, this sounds like a karma return for all the assholish antics he's committed. Seriously, if 3 people from all the way out here in the 'Nati can confirm him being a dickhead, imagine how many other people he could have been a dickhead to. The numbers are staggering...

Jared Leto, my stuck up, emo screaming, eye-liner rocking, cocksmoking friend.....

FUCK YOU!

- Mr. Gray

[Brando @$$ Fat]

There are more Jared Leto's in Hollywood than you might imagine. I've heard people who met Julia Roberts say she was the biggest cunt they'd ever met.

[Mr. Gray]

But I kinda see a difference though, cuz I've always kind of assumed Julia Roberts was a cunt. I mean...she seems like she'd be a cunt. Maybe it's just me, but I never bought into the hype. She can't act for shit either.

Now that I think about it....fuck Julia Roberts too!

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by Mr. Gray
But I kinda see a difference though, cuz I've always kind of assumed Julia Roberts was a cunt. I mean...she seems like she'd be a cunt. Maybe it's just me, but I never bought into the hype. She can't act for shit either.

Now that I think about it....fuck Julia Roberts too!


Yeah, and I can definitely see where you're getting at with this Leto post. I mean, it's one thing if it's a superstar like Julia Roberts or Jack Nicholson, but if it's someone who's pretty insignificant like Jared Leto being an asshole then that right there shows what a pompous asshole he is.

[poopontheshoes7]

I like 30 Seconds To Mars, LOL. I don't doubt he's an asshole but I think he's as good actor and can actually sing pretty good. I saw them live a last year and they weren't half bad.

For the record Im not emo so don't bother calling me an emo fag and what not.:D

[Raoul Duke]

If those are true, he certainly is a douche.

I like him as an actor, but now that I've found out he's a bit of a prick I have to seperate the performer and the person.


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That's Jared for his new role as Mark David Chapman in Chapter 27. Apparently he gained 67 pounds for the role, mostly by microwaving pints of ice cream mixed with soy sauce...Shite..Gotta admire that kind of insane dedication.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by Raoul Duke

That's Jared for his new role as Mark David Chapman in Chapter 27. Apparently he gained 67 pounds for the role, mostly by microwaving pints of ice cream mixed with soy sauce...Shite..Gotta admire that kind of insane dedication.


It's one thing to gain weight for a role, but how many can lose weight the way Ben Kingsley did for Gandhi?

[thedudeman69]

This rant supports the theory that outside of their acting life, some actors can be fucking pricks, and others can be the coolest people in the world.

[cocksmokinclerk]

i like jared and 30 seconds to mars, but i assume dudeman that you're talking about eli roth? lol

[powersauce]

http://www.guesswhosthejew.com/photos/thumbnails/200x300/Joel%20Billy.jpg


You had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You're so much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
i like jared and 30 seconds to mars, but i assume dudeman that you're talking about eli roth? lol


What the hell ya talking about, man? :D Eli Roth is a bad ass. :D

[dennisv]

My brother's girlfriend was actually the make-up artist to one of his videos. Can't remember the name but it had a strange lighting and it wasn't the one when he saw himself, but the truth is that whenever he is doing music, he puts the movie business aside like it doesn't exist. My bro's g/f asked him a question about his movies while putting on his make up and he gave no response. He just ignores everyone who asks movie related shit.

[Quigles]

Most of the time I try to avoid finding out about how actors are in real life, because it's hard for me to enjoy them in movies if it turns out they're assholes (*ahem* Tom Cruise). I like thinking that good actors are as nice as they appear on screen, but it seems like very often that's not the case.

Luckily we'll always have celebrities like Kevin Smith to help set the balance. I know he's not really an actor, but he's the best example I could think of for a person that's actually as cool as you'd hope he'd be.

[Raoul Duke]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
It's one thing to gain weight for a role, but how many can lose weight the way Ben Kingsley did for Gandhi?

Christian Bale in The Machinist?

[echo_bravo]

Awesome rant Mr. Gray!

I laughed my ass at the "diagnosed with gout" part. It probably is karma.

It just goes to show that a lot of these actors are complete douche bags unless they have a script to read from.

It reminds of being at the University of Illinois' March Madness this year. It was hosted by Jeremy Piven and everyone was so stoked. He turned out to be a complete loser that wasnt funny at all. It was also rumored that he was drunk off his ass too, which probably didnt help. Case in point, not everyone can be as cool as Tom Hanks.

[The FamilyJulas]

(Now doesn't that expression just scream "I crave the cock!")

God, this was the funniest part of this rant.
The guy doesn't really piss me off as the others mentioned in this rant, (i.e. Julia fucking Roberts) but he does strike me as a douche. He shouldn't be such a pompous ass because of that shit band or his ensemble filmography...I had the unfortunate oppurtinity of seeing him live at Bamboozle this year with some of my trendy emo "friends". Sitting there in the hot sun for hours and seeing the crack of his sweaty ass climbing up the light tower was not exactly entertainment. I guess it was my fault for going (for free, just in my defense), but just a warning...SKIP IT!

[Mr. Gray]

Thanks for the love. Finally making this rant was like a big release for me....it was like that good early morning shit right before breakfast.

Good times indeed.

[ZenDude]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
It's one thing to gain weight for a role, but how many can lose weight the way Ben Kingsley did for Gandhi?

I'll see your Ben Kingsley weight loss for Ghandi and raise you a Christian Bale weight loss for The Machinist! :D

Oh, I despise Emos btw. :D

[Cottonmouth]

Originally posted by Mr. Gray
But I kinda see a difference though, cuz I've always kind of assumed Julia Roberts was a cunt. I mean...she seems like she'd be a cunt. Maybe it's just me, but I never bought into the hype. She can't act for shit either.

Now that I think about it....fuck Julia Roberts too!

In the face

[Tyler_Durden_208]

Originally posted by Mr. Gray
Thanks for the love. Finally making this rant was like a big release for me....it was like that good early morning shit right before breakfast.

Good times indeed.
I agreed with everything except the "crave the cock" thing. I hate Leto's assholeishness (shut up, it's a word), but let's not insult my kind by comparing us to him ;)

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Tyler_Durden_208
I agreed with everything except the "crave the cock" thing. I hate Leto's assholeishness (shut up, it's a word), but let's not insult my kind by comparing us to him ;)

What's your "kind"? :confused:

Sorry, I'm kinda slow on the uptake sometimes. :p

[Dom Shady]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
There are more Jared Leto's in Hollywood than you might imagine. I've heard people who met Julia Roberts say she was the biggest cunt they'd ever met.

I heard the cast and crew of "Hook" nicknamed her "Tinker HELL" behind her back because she was such a bitch.

[Tyler_Durden_208]

Originally posted by AWP82
What's your "kind"? :confused:

Sorry, I'm kinda slow on the uptake sometimes. :p
It's no problem, I kinda word things wierd anyway, I meant those who do "crave the cock" from time to time. :p
<----------swings both ways.

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Tyler_Durden_208
It's no problem, I kinda word things wierd anyway, I meant those who do "crave the cock" from time to time. :p
<----------swings both ways.

Oh, well in that case, I agree with you 100%. Not just in principle either (hint...hint). ;)

Otherwise, I dug the rant too. Not that I've met Leto before. I just empathize with those who've encountered him.

By the way, what's gout? :confused:

[Mr. Gray]

Originally posted by Tyler_Durden_208
I agreed with everything except the "crave the cock" thing. I hate Leto's assholeishness (shut up, it's a word), but let's not insult my kind by comparing us to him ;)

yeah, sorry about that, homie, didn't mean to offend....

[jaw2929]

Leto and Roberts are both fuckin' assholes... Especially Roberts, but they're a pair o' cunts indeed!

And WHY is Roberts famous? WHY?! She's fugly as all hell, she can't act worth a shite (and seemingly plays the same character in each of her roles).... I just think it's fuckin baffling!

[Skittle_boy15]

Did anyone else notice how if you cover up the picture in the first post from the middle of the nose down it looks EXACTLY like Jennifer Connely. Hell I thought it was going to be a picture of her in reference to Requiem until I scrolled down.

[Solomon Grundy]

If the above stories are true, then we should all make a pact that if any of us ever meet him on the street, we'll walk up and say, "Woah! You're Jake Gyllenhaal!!"

[Tyler_Durden_208]

Originally posted by Mr. Gray
yeah, sorry about that, homie, didn't mean to offend....
Nah, I got thick skin. I was making a joke about it anyway. ;) As in, we reject him too.:p