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jackson13
11-04-2006, 10:22 AM
Last weekend all of my friends and I celebrated Halloween on Saturday night. We had parties galore, all dressed up, and had a blast. As its known on the site by now, I went as Shaun of the Dead.

While we were pre-gaming at a friends house (if you dont know what pre-gaming is just ask a college student) and we discovered that Shaun of the Dead was on Comedy Central. I went nuts cause it was one of those 'I'm dressed as him I feel like I'm a part of it' moments, and convinced everyone to leave it there so we could watch it. None of my friends had ever seen the movie, but as we were watching, everyone loved it and we were all laughing our asses off.

Except one bitch in the corner.

She showed up about an hour after we got there, and she wasnt invited by us. She was a tag-along with her friends. She wasnt dressed up, she was ugly and overweight, and we all knew she was that "pity" friend most people have where they have to bring her along or else she'll get all emo and whine about how no one likes her.

Anyways, we're all enjoying ourselves, and this cunt just totally kills the mood. She starts complaining about every little thing in the movie. How the zombies look fake (of course they do, zombies arent real!), how jokes and gags we laughed our asses off about arent funny but stupid and then the kicker: How annoying Ed is and how if she was in that situation she would kill Ed herself and let the zombies feast on his body.

Now, there is nothing wrong with disliking a movie. Shaun of the Dead, as I've come to observe, is a movie you either love or hate. Apparently, she hated this movie with every fiber of her fat being. She had never seen it before, so it was like she wasnt even giving it a chance. She just automatically hated it because everyone else loved it. And she felt the need to try to bring us all down by trashing it right in front of us. Well, I lost it.

Without even looking at her, because the whole room knew who I was talking to the instant I spoke, I said "Why dont you just shut the fuck up? We're having a good time enjoying this movie and your uninvited ass is ruining it for us." She was kind of shocked for a second or two and then said "Well I have an opinion and I can express it." And I came back with "Thats right, you do, but you dont have to express it every 5 seconds while the rest of us are enjoying ourselves. So sit there, shut the fuck up, and have fun with the rest of us." Of course then, she got mad and left the room and her friends had to follow her to make sure she was ok, at which point myself and the rest of my friends started ripping on her, cause thats what people do. I guess she took the "uninvited" comment to heart because we never saw her again that night, which was fine by all of us.

But my rant is this: why do people have to be like her? I've had it happen before. Everyone is having fun, enjoying a movie, and one person doesnt like it so they make an annoying ass of themselves in front of everyone and ruin the mood in the room. Just say you dont like the movie and shut the fuck up. Or, better yet, seeing as how we are in a house, leave the room and go have fun some other way like fixing a drink and talking with your friends. Leave the people alone who are watching the movie and enjoying it instead of being a party killer with your unwanted opinions.

cocksmokinclerk
11-04-2006, 10:32 AM
its ok dude, dont feel bad for making fun of her, fat people dont have feelings, and yea i hate people like that

BorderEevilIII
11-04-2006, 11:14 AM
To stick to the jist Jackson is expressing here.....

YES, movies do have the obvious......

- PLOT HOLES, Continuity, Pacing, ETC
- Questionable scenes that you as a movie viewer will see right thru


I have a roomate that ALWAYS pulls shit like that girl you are describing...


Can't ya just turn your BRAIN off for 30 minutes and not......

- BITCH
- Making Snide Comments
- Talk about HOW Fake and its sooooooo unrealistic


IT'S JUST A F@KING MOVIE FOR GODNESS SAKES! :p

cloneofkelso
11-04-2006, 11:15 AM
what a whore!

TheDeadWalk
11-04-2006, 11:30 AM
You should run for sheriff.

The FamilyJulas
11-04-2006, 01:55 PM
Jesus, well at least you handled it without beating the shit out of her, as i may have resorted to. Shawn of the Dead was a funny movie by the way...

Tweek
11-04-2006, 03:01 PM
fat people dont have feelings,

please be joking.

Shockwave
11-04-2006, 04:06 PM
my rant is this: why do people have to be like her?

Ive met ALOT of people like this. Unhappy fuck-wads that dont really understand how good they have it. They live in constant self-induced misery brought on by thier own shitty attitudes torwards themselves and others.

In the end all they usualy want to do is bitch. Fun is a four letter word to them.

Id say u handled it pretty well.:p

Derek237
11-04-2006, 04:28 PM
She was probably just on her period or something. Yelling at a girl on her period makes about as much sense and has as much benefit as yelling at your coffee for being too hot.

Lady Stardust
11-04-2006, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
its ok dude, dont feel bad for making fun of her, fat people dont have feelings, and yea i hate people like that

i'm a little overweight so don't be talking dude:p

ParileseMonster
11-04-2006, 09:22 PM
I am sorry that happened but damn that was some of the funniest shit I have read in awhile, except of course for the Toxic Avenger novel I am reading currently when I have the time.
Anyway what a great rant! I also hate fuckers like this. I used to date a fucker like that.
Who knows why people do that shit. Who cares if she was on the rag, there is no excuse!
They make pills for that shit, I should know Pamprin kicks ass! :D

Cottonmouth
11-04-2006, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by ParileseMonster
Who cares if she was on the rag, there is no excuse!


Yeah, I have to agree. As prone as I am to PMS rages, it's really unacceptable. However, it's also unacceptable to assume she's just like that because she was acting a bitch. Maybe she's naturally inclined to be that way. I'm sick of hearing guys say things like that about chicks (even though sometimes, it's funny), when really, there are guys who act like they're on the rag. I really think that's just the way some people are.

Back to the suject: how can you NOT like Shaun of the Dead? That movie is FUCKING BRILLANT! It's the perfect movie; it evokes all the emotions, and it's goddamn hilarious. I don't care who you are, there's something to find amusing in this movie. I loved it the first time I saw it and it must of been hard for her to enjoy it, because she was watching it with her head up her ass.

This has happened to me, though. I was once watching "Sin City" at a birthday party (Watching a movie does not constitute a party, BTW) and every cunt in the room had some shit to say. It was driving me crazy because it was my first time seeing the movie and everything second there was some commentary being made: "Why'd he drive the car into the river?", "Why's the blood white?" and blah, blah, trying to sound intellectual and shit and after I explained it, they were like "Oh." Fucking dumbasses; goddamn!

ParileseMonster
11-05-2006, 08:15 AM
Oh yeah I agree with you, I had to break my husband of that. He thought every bad day was because of my cycle and he blamed everything on it, like if I was annoyed he would be like You must be starting soon, no ya dork I am only annoyed jeesh. :D

Shaun Of The Dead is great! I framed the poster the theatre gave me when I went and saw it and I just think this chick did not get it or something.

Shockwave
11-05-2006, 08:35 AM
Indeed. If Shawn of the Dead doesnt PUT u in a good mood,........
..

.......well, usualy theres alot of other things that will too.

..

..but thats not my point! The movie kicks-ass!

moviebuff01
11-06-2006, 12:02 AM
I hate when people bitch about movies instead of just leaving the room as well, especially when others are enjoying the movie. There is no point, I mean, why bitch to a lot of people who actually like the film. Along these lines another thing I hate is when I have seen a movie before and I want to share this movie with some friends and we'll be watching the movie and because I have seen the movie, they will ask me a million questions that would basically give the whole movie away. I am the type of movie watcher that likes to sit through a movie without much talk, few words here and there and thats it. Enjoy the show!

bigred760
11-06-2006, 05:23 AM
I don't get how people can say there are plot holes in a movie that's a parody. I didn't think Shaun of the Dead was brilliant or anything, but I thought it was very funny. But every party has some kind of party pooper, and unfortunately if they're having a bad time, then they want everybody to share in their wallow. I hate people like that. They suck.

ZenDude
11-06-2006, 02:33 PM
What a bummer..the only thing worse than some bitch bringing down the fun of a room and sucking the life out of a party is when they're even too ugly and fat to drop a roofie on and date rape their silly ass...




















I keed, I keed....I meant to say "Poop on her" not "date rape her"... :D

gorysnoopy
11-06-2006, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Derek237
She was probably just on her period or something. Yelling at a girl on her period makes about as much sense and has as much benefit as yelling at your coffee for being too hot.




That is,without a doubt, the most intelligent thing I've ever seen written on these boards.


Bless your heart.


:D :D :p

jaw2929
11-06-2006, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
its ok dude, dont feel bad for making fun of her, fat people dont have feelings, and yea i hate people like that

Said the one with a fat guy in his avatar.

Scorpio24
11-07-2006, 06:14 AM
Some of the things written in this thread astound me.

Shockwave
11-07-2006, 08:32 AM
My cats breath smells like milk.