Jeri Ryan Poses On FHM! (Hottest Shoot Ever!)

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

This is a very special moment and it is one that must be remember for all-time for us men. It's the time when in my opinion, the hottest photoshoot for a celebrity ever was posted on the JoBlo forums. I saw these photos today of Jeri Ryan and several things all happened at once. :D I don't even have to mention them as every guy will feel the same thing when they look at her latest FHM photoshoot below.

So gentlemen, break out your tissues and screen cleaner, some romance music and enjoy the hottest photos ever taken of Jeri Ryan ever! :rolleyes:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9356/ryan0921go0.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0921go0.jpg) http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2811/ryan0923eg9.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0923eg9.jpg) http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8743/ryan0925wz9.th.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0925wz9.jpg) http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/912/ryan0924vd0.th.jpg (http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0924vd0.jpg) http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3746/ryan0922kd5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0922kd5.jpg)

By the way, these photos are to promote her new role as a lawyer in the drama, "Shark". :D

[Quigles]

Did she use to be a dude?

[outsyder]

I think she was on one of the Star Treks.

[Tagia_Romero]

"Voyager", I believe.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Quigles
Did she use to be a dude?


If she did colour me gay.

[ilovemovies]

Same here. She is HOT!

Was never a fan of Voyager. But I liked her a lot in Boston Public.

Shark is a really good show too. Too bad she's completely wasted in it though.

[JJFlamingo]

Very nice...

[RustyRazor]

Niiicccceee!

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Quigles
Did she use to be a dude?

I'm a client of Lens Crafters. If you wanted their number,why didn't you just say so?:p

[bucket]

Nice....but i prefered the catsuit ;)

[<3mekthx]

Very hot, but way too much airbrushing for my taste.

Do they even try to hide the touch-ups anymore?

[deadguy76]

Fan boys all over the galaxy will rejoice. Those are some seriously hot picture even though I'm not a Star Trek geek.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by deadguy76
Fan boys all over the galaxy will rejoice. Those are some seriously hot picture even though I'm not a Star Trek geek.

Hell yes, she can assimilate me anyday. My resistance will be futile! :D

[jolanar]

She looks like a totally different person in those pictures.

Completely hot nonetheless.

[Quigles]

Originally posted by powersauce
I'm a client of Lens Crafters. If you wanted their number,why didn't you just say so?:p
Because [insert clever comeback here].

Yeah, that's right. Suck on it.

[bigd23]

Great pics! She is really hot. Thanks for making my day! :D

[therealjohng]

She needs to get it over with and do Playboy.

[Cronos]

despite all the airbrushing, she's still fugly

[Quigles]

Originally posted by Cronos
despite all the airbrushing, she's still fugly
Airbrushing + bulky build + man face = FUGLY

She's got a nice rack though.

[krislim555]

Jeri Ryan (http://www.jeriryanfan.com) looks very pretty in the photos. is there a new photos of jeri ryan that is sexy? I'm posting some of my photos.

http://www.jeriryanfan.com/photo_gallery/studio_pics/jeriryan_01.jpg

[Homyrrh]

Airbrushing + bulky build + man face = FUGLY

She's got a nice rack though.
...which, to me, further appears airbrushed.

[AshleysDad]

Before all the airbrushing and photoshop work she is a BUTTER FACE.

[a7xfan]

pretty manky. sorry eldar...;)

[Lost in Space]

Wootsauce

[CyclicNightmare]

Elder, have you seen Hayden's Candies shoot?

[God of War]

Seven of nine can assimilate me anytime that she wants to.

[AndrewDB]

I think she was on one of the Star Treks.

"Voyager", I believe.

Tsk tsk tsk.

http://users.aol.com/alscherer/7of9.jpg

[DaveyJoeG]

Those pictures are awful. Way too air brushed. Someday it'd be nice to see a real woman in a photo shoot instead of what some hack who just discovered photoshop thinks looks neat.

[countchocula]

She looks terrible. I didn't realize that she warranted a FHM photo shoot.

[mrsilkunderwear]

What is a jerry ryan?

[ElderPredator]

Ahhh.....good memories. :rolleyes:

[NuclearMisfit]

Shes a babe, even as a borg drone she could recharge in my borg alcove any day! (Someone get the can opener)

http://www.stanford.edu/~emosler/ryanback.jpg

[ilovemovies]

I actually never found her to be very attractive on Voyager and found her performance to be very wooden and unconvincing. She is beautiful and very good though on Boston Public and most recently on (the now unfortunately canceled) Shark where she had great chemistry with James Woods.

[bourahioro]

Before all the airbrushing and photoshop work she is a BUTTER FACE.


Agreed - she looks like a post-op tranny...though from the neck down she's pretty nice to look at.

[Scarfather]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9356/ryan0921go0.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0921go0.jpg) http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2811/ryan0923eg9.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0923eg9.jpg) http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8743/ryan0925wz9.th.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0925wz9.jpg) http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/912/ryan0924vd0.th.jpg (http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0924vd0.jpg) http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3746/ryan0922kd5.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryan0922kd5.jpg)



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[jolanar]

Gotta love random resurrection of age old threads.


Oh and... IT'S A TRAP!

[fanaticore]

Jeri Ryan (http://jeriryanfan.com/) is sure hot mama. Is she doing any new TV show nowadays?

[Potter82]

Did she use to be a dude?

http://blogging.la/archives/images/2007/06/gay.jpg

[NuclearMisfit]

This thread just hit 88 miles per hour.

[Smiert Spionam]

Whatever. I'd give her 7 of 9 alright ;)

[NuclearMisfit]

Id put the stones to her.

[Mr. Creasy]

Did she use to be a dude?

Of course she was!!! His name was Tom!!!


No big deal... really... 6/10

[Oxwich]

Jeri as Seven, my ultimate TV crush. Harry Kim was a fuckin bender for turning her down that one time she wanted to mate with him....

[God of War]

Jeri as Seven, my ultimate TV crush. Harry Kim was a fuckin bender for turning her down that one time she wanted to mate with him....
I recall that vividly. She said something like; "Do you wish to copulate"?

And he was like- "huh"

:rolleyes: :D

[Sgizzy316]

I didn't know she still had it like that....

[bigred760]

I didn't know she still had it like that....

This thread was started 4 years ago.

[hoojib127]

Forum threads never die -- they're just abandoned. ;)

[Oxwich]

I recall that vividly. She said something like; "Do you wish to copulate"?

And he was like- "huh"

:rolleyes: :D

I'm sure she told him to take his clothes off at one point too and he just fumbled it and ran off...:/

Man up!

[Sgizzy316]

This thread was started 4 years ago.

Another great example of my attention to detail. Thank you bigred.

[Buck Turgidson]

Ah, Harry Kim...what a knuckleknob.

I like Jeri and I liked Seven but the firecracker on that show was Roxann Dawson's B'Elanna Torres.

[rocknblues81]

Her face looks old. I bet she looks awful when she isn't all fixed up. She doesn't even look good while she is fixed up.

I've seen hotter trannies in those shemale or female threads that some people create.

[Oxwich]

Her face looks old. I bet she looks awful when she isn't all fixed up. She doesn't even look good while she is fixed up.

I've seen hotter trannies in those shemale websites that I visit.

Fixed for you

[rocknblues81]

Fixed for you
The whole "post fixing" thing was cute 10 years ago. Maybe you need to find a new way to display your ballsy wit.

And yes, I've seen more attractive faces on Shemales before. This chick is airbrushed to death and her face still looks broke. I mean, the OP labeled this the hottest shoot ever. I've seen more attractive chicks on facebook. "Hottest shoot ever" my ass.

[God of War]

I'm sure she told him to take his clothes off at one point too and he just fumbled it and ran off...:/

Man up!
Yeah, I actually tried to YouTub the part. It's been many years since I first saw that episode.

[Oxwich]

Yeah, I actually tried to YouTub the part. It's been many years since I first saw that episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85O6HISsUTk

There you go...haha

I would have been right on that! Fuck the Katarian Moon Rise Simulation, the table would have done.

"Harry Kim became physically attracted to Seven shortly after she joined Voyager. Noticing this she addressed the situation with him, asking him if he desired to "copulate", thereby embarrassing him. However, she did tell Harry late at night in the mess hall that she was willing to explore her sexuality and told him to take his clothes off. (VOY: "Revulsion")"

[Erroneous]

This is just sad. She looks great for 42, but if she wants to keep her career going she should stop teasing men like she does and just bare the boobies. No one likes a tease.

[JoeChar4321]

On June 22, 2004, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider agreed to release the custody files. The decision generated much controversy because it went against both parents' direct request and because it generally reversed the early decision to seal the papers in the best interest of the child. It was revealed that six years previously, Jeri had accused Jack Ryan of asking her to perform sexual acts with him in public, and in sex clubs in New York, New Orleans, and Paris. Jeri Ryan described one as "a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling."[13] Jack Ryan denied these allegations. Although Jeri Ryan refused to comment on the matter during the campaign, the document disclosure led Jack Ryan to withdraw his candidacy, clearing the way for Barack Obama to win the seat.

If Jeri had just screwed her hubby in public like he wanted, we might not have had to endure this Barack Obama presidency. Who would've ever linked those two things???

Can't even fault the guy. Who wouldn't want to do something that fine and have everyone watch? "Look at what I'm doing!"