Scarlett Johansson Blowjob Tape?

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

I just read some amazing news that might actually be a true thing but not a definite yet. Apparently, a new website has just posted a small video clip from a camera phone and a small audio clip of Scarlett Johansson giving some person a blowjob in a car. This apparently was captured due to it being very early in the morning, everyone was tired and that she forgot to turn her microphone off while she was doing her business in the car. The audio clip and small unclear video was captured by film crew workers on the set who caught onto the action and are now selling small DVD's with the audio and video on it for $20.00.

However, it is rumoured to be Scarlett Johansson although on the site, they played it smart and didn't reveal who the actress was. They only said that she is in "U.S. Weekly" quite a bit and that she is a high seven figure actress. Wow, that's cool! :D

After reading the site, I don't know whether to believe it or not without a sample clip as I want to hear the voice of the girl giving the blowjob. Apparently, it goes on for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds and is the sexiest blowjob they've ever heard. As well, they think her voice is unmistakable as the digital audio was perfect quality from her mic. Wow!

I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to believe this and also truly hoping to hear this audio clip sometime soon. I need to know if it is her and if it is, it will be the greatest thing since the creation of the Universe. :D Can you imagine listening to her doing this?

So check out their main website below and if you want to order it, the instructions are at the bottom of the page. I don't know if it's legit or not but it's cool either way.

Link: http://scenesfromacar.tripod.com/

What do you all think?

[ElderPredator]

I know this might seem like complete bullshit but several news and gossip sites are posting the story so it might be worth mentioning and looking into.

[Scorpio24]

If this true quite a number of people on this forum are going to die from over excitment.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
If this true quite a number of people on this forum are going to die from over excitment.

Well don't you worry Scorpio, I'm on the case! :D

I've already contacted them and said that I won't pay unless I get a sample of the audio and if they send it, I'll post it on here. :D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Well don't you worry Scorpio, I'm on the case! :D

I've already contacted them and said that I won't pay unless I get a sample of the audio and if they send it, I'll post it on here. :D



Hahaha Elder you crack me up. :D

The same people are going to annoint you a God on here soon. :D

To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. There were rumors for awhile that she was a bit of a girl on the sly. Guess we'll find out one way or other.

[ZenDude]

I'll wait for someone to waste $20 on a maybe, which will then get posted on the net for FREE for me to decide if its her. ;)

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Scorpio24


To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. There were rumors for awhile that she was a bit of a girl on the sly. Guess we'll find out one way or other.

Like that one rumor about Benicio Del Toro during the Oscars a few years ago if I'm not mistaken.

[bucket]

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[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by powersauce
Like that one rumor about Benicio Del Toro during the Oscars a few years ago if I'm not mistaken.


Whoa wait what's this? I haven't heard of this one?

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Whoa wait what's this? I haven't heard of this one?

Yes, I forgot about that one, thanks powersauce. To sum up Scorpio, Benicio Del Toro and Scarlett had some hot sex in a hotel elevator on the night that he won his Oscar for "Traffic". Lucky bastard! :D

I hope this tape thing is true cause I'd give anything to hear it and add it to my collection. ;)

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Hahaha Elder you crack me up. :D

The same people are going to annoint you a God on here soon. :D


Thank you sir, I'm really looking forward to that day for sure. :cool:

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Yes, I forgot about that one, thanks powersauce. To sum up Scorpio, Benicio Del Toro and Scarlett had some hot sex in a hotel elevator on the night that he won his Oscar for "Traffic". Lucky bastard! :D

I hope this tape thing is true cause I'd give anything to hear it and add it to my collection. ;)

Wouldn't that make her like 16?

[Kato76]

hey that link leads no where....:confused:

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Wouldn't that make her like 16?

Oh crap, you're right. I checked into it and it was after the Oscars in 2004 so she was 19 at the time. Sorry!

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Kato76
hey that link leads no where....:confused:

Because they deleted it from the page. It doesn't work now.

[Kevin Lockard]

I think it's bullshit. And I hope, too. I don't like the idea of one of my favorite actresses being caught blowing someone in the car, quite frankly. And "gossip sites" pretty much point to the direction of this being BS.

[outsyder]

Meh. It's not me in the video, so I don't particularily care.



:(

[JJFlamingo]

So who's the lucky guy??

[KillaMyers]

Not a sample to be found!? a 5 second clip of slurping would suffice even!! The news is exciting but i'm a bit dissapointed, though my penis is really pissed off!!

[deadguy76]

Now here's what I want to know: Does she swallow? I know she's jewish... anyone know if semen is considered Kosher?

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by JJFlamingo
So who's the lucky guy??

I wish it was me. :D No idea at this point and I doubt we'll ever know, even if it is true. I'm on the prowl for it in case it comes online. :D

[Tuukka]

It's fake news:

1. Actresses don't "forget" to take off the mic on a big, A-list film shoot. There are people who's job is to take it off. A film shoot is not a standard, low-budget TV-show, where this kind of thing can happen.

2. It's illegal to tape and listen someone privately.

3. It's even more illegal to try to sell that footage to others. Particularly if it's a very private act, like sex.

4. Just based on the information on that page it would be very easy to track down those people - On a film shoot there are only a handful of people at maximum who could be responsible for this, since the film crew knows exactly which people are responsible for sounds and mics. So by all accounts the police would have already visited them, gotten the tape, and the actress in question would have sued them.

[TylerDurden182]

*Passes out, hits head on keyboard, and goes into a coma*

[bigred760]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
They only said that she is in "U.S. Weekly" quite a bit and that she is a high seven figure actress. Wow, that's cool! :D


I was going to guess it was Paris Hilton, but then I read the word "actress," so it couldn't be her.

Although Ms. Johansson doesn't seem like the brightest star in the sky, I don't think she'd be that stupid to do something like this. Going to need a lot of proof to make me a believer in this.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Tuukka
It's fake news:

1. Actresses don't "forget" to take off the mic on a big, A-list film shoot. There are people who's job is to take it off. A film shoot is not a standard, low-budget TV-show, where this kind of thing can happen.

2. It's illegal to tape and listen someone privately.

3. It's even more illegal to try to sell that footage to others. Particularly if it's a very private act, like sex.

4. Just based on the information on that page it would be very easy to track down those people - On a film shoot there are only a handful of people at maximum who could be responsible for this, since the film crew knows exactly which people are responsible for sounds and mics. So by all accounts the police would have already visited them, gotten the tape, and the actress in question would have sued them.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Way to kill the mood Tuk. :D

You're probably right. But it's our right.....No our duty God Damn it to believe it is true until the moment we get a climax either way. Whaey!!!

[Kevin Lockard]

Uh huh huh huh uh huh You said climax Uh huh uh huh huh :D

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by God of Cinema
I think it's bullshit. And I hope, too. I don't like the idea of one of my favorite actresses being caught blowing someone in the car, quite frankly. And "gossip sites" pretty much point to the direction of this being BS.

Yeah. I didn't want to be a whiny feminist about this, but, the whole notion just struck me as gross.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Yeah. I didn't want to be a whiny feminist about this, but, the whole notion just struck me as gross.


Yeah I got to be honest. I know i'm joking about with it but I really hope it's not true as well. I got a feeling it is. I don't know why but I hope not.

[Shockwave]

-tsk- tsk-

Shes cheating on me and were not even together yet.

...ahhh well.:)








..but in all honesty...



..even if it does turn out to be true by some wild degree, shell STILL be one of my favorite ladies in Hollywood.

[-heyen-]

Fake or not, it's still damn sexy to think about. ^_^

[ComeNightfall]

I know she was dating Benicio del Toro for a time and apparently had sex in an elevator...so maybe the alleged guy she was allegedly giving the BJ too was him.

[JoeChar4321]

It's rumored that it was a recent co-star.

Since the guy lasted over 12 minutes with the sexiest woman on the planet pleasuring him, the answer is obvious. It was Woody Allen. No other guy could last that long.

Deductive reasoning at its best!

[Tweek]

HMMM...
Everyone's going to be creaming themselves over an audio tape.


Desperation, anyone?

She isn't THAT hot.

EDIT: Before I get flamed, realize i am a bitter fat woman.

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tweek


EDIT: Before I get flamed, realize i am a bitter fat woman.



I'd hit it!

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
I'd hit it!


Noice

[Shockwave]

Bitter is the new pink.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by JoeChar4321
It was Woody Allen. No other guy could last that long.

Deductive reasoning at its best!

If it was Woody Allen, I'd throw up "Team America" style until I die. There is no way that it would be that old pervert. I was thinking maybe her boyfriend, Josh Hartnett or somebody else. Either way, she's cheating on me and I must punish her for what she has done.

Her lips can take care of that for sure. :D

[QUENTIN]

Story is rather obviously bullshit. Way too unlikely and unrealistic.

As for the Benicio thing, Scarlett cleared that up over a year ago in an interview when someone finally had the balls to ask her about it. She said something along the lines of, "Benicio and I are just friends, we met at the Oscars, and I was seen coming out of a party with him. We'd just gotten out of the elevator, had been in there less than 60 seconds, and were swamped by reporters asking us what we were up to. So I sarcastically replied 'We just had sex in there. It was dirrrrty'. Imagine my surprise when the next day several tabloids printed it as though it were true and I had a slut girl image"

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
I'd hit it!

good to know someone cares...
unless you were talking about ms. johannson (Sp?)

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tweek
good to know someone cares...
unless you were talking about ms. johannson (Sp?)


Any chance of a 3way? :D

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by deadguy76
Now here's what I want to know: Does she swallow? I know she's jewish... anyone know if semen is considered Kosher?

i dont know if its kosher, but i know i've gotten jewish girls to swallow before! booyah!!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
i dont know if its kosher, but i know i've gotten jewish girls to swallow before! booyah!!


badum tsss





Any chance of a 3way?

no sharing!

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by Tweek

no sharing!



Fine, get a plane ticket and come on down to Ga then. Ill tell Scarlett to get lost!

[someguy]

It's a fucking audio clip. AN AUDIO CLIP. Who the fuck gets turned on by slurping noises for 10 minutes? This is just sad.

[ComeNightfall]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
Story is rather obviously bullshit. Way too unlikely and unrealistic.

As for the Benicio thing, Scarlett cleared that up over a year ago in an interview when someone finally had the balls to ask her about it. She said something along the lines of, "Benicio and I are just friends, we met at the Oscars, and I was seen coming out of a party with him. We'd just gotten out of the elevator, had been in there less than 60 seconds, and were swamped by reporters asking us what we were up to. So I sarcastically replied 'We just had sex in there. It was dirrrrty'. Imagine my surprise when the next day several tabloids printed it as though it were true and I had a slut girl image"
Well, I'd do it in an elevator with him! :D

[Lost in Space]

someone mentinoed anionting Eldar a god, if it has not yet been done, it is a sacralige

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by someguy
It's a fucking audio clip. AN AUDIO CLIP. Who the fuck gets turned on by slurping noises for 10 minutes? This is just sad.

Hahahaha....totally agreed! :D

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Lost in Space
someone mentinoed anionting Eldar a god, if it has not yet been done, it is a sacralige

Thanks Lost, you rock the house dude! :D

[someguy]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Hahahaha....totally agreed! :D

The hell...you made the thread!!!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
Fine, get a plane ticket and come on down to Ga then. Ill tell Scarlett to get lost!

Woohoo!