Michael Bay Denies Posing Nude!

[Addicted2Bayhem]

http://www.manpaper.com/CelebsImages/831/16.jpg

The folks over at www.manpaper.com claim that big time Hollywood action film director Michael Bay once posed nude for them back in 1994. Bay, twice voted Hollywood's Sexiest Filmmaker by GQ and a former model during his teenager days denies ever posing nude and claims that "It's just some stupid rumor started by some site pissed at me for not giving them an interview or something". Known for dating Playboy models as well, Bay is no stranger to taking photos of nude women (before directing he used to be a photographer for models), but he says he never took any himself. His publicists could not be reached for comment.

LINK: http://www.manpaper.com/ViewImage.php?ImageIndex=4576

[Jamesadin]

Is this really news? Does anyone WANT to see that man nude?

[chinton]

He can pose nude all he wants. I really don't care.

[Derek237]

If you're really addicted to Bayhem, I suggest getting on the patch.

[adamjohnson]

So THATS why you like him so much.It all makes sense now.

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by adamjohnson
So THATS why you like him so much.It all makes sense now.

my thoughts exactly! are u on ur knees in front of him in the pic?

[powersauce]

Originally posted by Jamesadin
Is this really news? Does anyone WANT to see that man nude?

Especially since he prevented Scarlett J from posing nude for The Island.

[X-Nightcrawler]

"Oh hohoho, he has a different opinion, let's call him a cocksucker!"

You're all so awesome.

[thedudeman69]

How someone could go to great lengths to search for this news story is mindblowingly stupid.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
"Oh hohoho, he has a different opinion, let's call him a cocksucker!"

You're all so awesome.

This man speaks the sense.

The cool ones really can be funny when they turn it on huh?

[Derek237]

He has a different opinion? On what? Whether discussing director's posing nude is an interesting topic or not?

I'm sure everyone here loves Steven Speilberg but I'm not gonna go out and buy a playgirl to see his centerfold.


Oops I just threw up a little bit.

[Scorpio24]

The difference is that everytime this guy posts he has to put up with smart ass remarks or personal insults. The same people fed up of his posts are the same ones giving him grief also. Just stay out of his threads. (Not you above personaly)

[bucket]

aww man its the internet police.

[cocksmokinclerk]

"hey everybody i'm a fag, and i heard that kevin smith posed naked somewhere, can anybody get me a link? i mean i saw the pick of his wife but i like dicks so it didn't do anything for me. so seriously i really want that pic of smith naked so i know what i'll have in my mouth someday"

thats what you sound like bayhem, nowFUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
The difference is that everytime this guy posts he has to put up with smart ass remarks or personal insults. The same people fed up of his posts are the same ones giving him grief also. Just stay out of his threads. (Not you above personaly)


The guy talks about Bay in almost every thread he posts. That is why he has to deal with the personal insults. Less posts about Bay being a god = less personal attacks.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
The guy talks about Bay in almost every thread he posts. That is why he has to deal with the personal insults. Less posts about Bay being a god = less personal attacks.


Nah see the thing is it's his fucking perogitive to put whatever he wants in his posts. Don't like em stay out of them. People seem to be forgetting about being banned for personal insults

like hopefully this guy will find out.

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
"hey everybody i'm a fag, and i heard that kevin smith posed naked somewhere, can anybody get me a link? i mean i saw the pick of his wife but i like dicks so it didn't do anything for me. so seriously i really want that pic of smith naked so i know what i'll have in my mouth someday"

thats what you sound like bayhem, nowFUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
The guy talks about Bay in almost every thread he posts. That is why he has to deal with the personal insults. Less posts about Bay being a god = less personal attacks. Who gives a damn what he talks about? It's very much his right to. He's still talking about movies and nothing I've ever seen him post warrants the attitude people give him around here.

He has a different opinion? On what? Whether discussing director's posing nude is an interesting topic or not?
Wait, you mean the incredible amount of smart-ass insults to BayHem in this and every thread he's ever done has nothing to do with the fact that his favorite director is Michael Bay? Color me cock-a-doodly surprised.

Although I must say that this thread would belong in the Celeb Talk/Gossip board.

[Derek237]

Well I think it's true, people are giving him a hard time. I guess Im guilty, I did say if he's addicted to bayhem he should get on the patch, but i was more reffering to the nudity, etc., i dont really care if he likes michael bay movies, etc. He's entitled. w/e

But people should not be calling him a fag and stuff, that's just as immature. Then again, He shouldn't be posting about Bay all the fucking time. I have '237' in my name but I don't devote every post of mine to The Shining.

And the simple fact is, he's talking about Michael Bay posing nude. On the wrong board no less. He's kind of inviting it.

I;m all for different opinions and tastes etc etc, but in some way's he's really asking for the abuse he's given.

That said, I heard that Hitchcok liked to dress in S&M. Anybody have pics of that? PM me please.

(jk)

[BorderEevilIII]

I am skeptic when the page sez............

CLICK HERE TO SEE IF and I am emphasizng the word IF

and if he did or not they'd show a 50X50 image now ;)

it's more likely they pasted his head onto another body but I am keeping an eye out ;)

[Dead Halloween]

Originally posted by Addicted2Bayhem
http://www.manpaper.com/CelebsImages/831/16.jpg

The folks over at www.manpaper.com claim that big time Hollywood action film director Michael Bay once posed nude for them back in 1994. Bay, twice voted Hollywood's Sexiest Filmmaker by GQ and a former model during his teenager days denies ever posing nude and claims that "It's just some stupid rumor started by some site pissed at me for not giving them an interview or something". Known for dating Playboy models as well, Bay is no stranger to taking photos of nude women (before directing he used to be a photographer for models), but he says he never took any himself. His publicists could not be reached for comment.

LINK: http://www.manpaper.com/ViewImage.php?ImageIndex=4576

I'm starting to think that maybe you hate Michael Bay and you want us to hate him as much as you do.

[RandalGraves]

I don't even want to think about this! WHY??!!

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Derek237
But people should not be calling him a fag and stuff, that's just as immature. Then again, He shouldn't be posting about Bay all the fucking time. I have '237' in my name but I don't devote every post of mine to The Shining.

And the simple fact is, he's talking about Michael Bay posing nude. On the wrong board no less. He's kind of inviting it.

I;m all for different opinions and tastes etc etc, but in some way's he's really asking for the abuse he's given.

What ways? Posting about his favorite MOVIE director on a MOVIE discussion board? :confused:

The only possible thing you can fault him for is posting this in General Movie Discussion instead of Celeb Talk/Gossip. That's it. He's done nothing else wrong as far as the forum guidelines are concerned.

He can post whatever he wants as often as he wants as long as it's movie/hollywood related. End of story. The abuse is not justified.

[Tyler_Durden_208]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
I'm starting to think that maybe you hate Michael Bay and you want us to hate him as much as you do.
Thank you for that. You made made my day.

[Derek237]

Originally posted by AWP82
What ways? Posting about his favorite MOVIE director on a MOVIE discussion board? :confused:

The only possible thing you can fault him for is posting this in General Movie Discussion instead of Celeb Talk/Gossip. That's it. He's done nothing else wrong as far as the forum guidelines are concerned.

He can post whatever he wants as often as he wants as long as it's movie/hollywood related. End of story. The abuse is not justified.

I agree he can post whatever he wants. But he should maybe discuss other topics??

Like, say, someone is a huge fan of The Departed. They post several topics about all things The Departed, they never shut up about it, Their screename is THEDEPARTEDFAN69, and they talk about NOTHING. ELSE. That would be annoying. And people would rag on him for it. Rightly so, too.

[AWP82]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
How someone could go to great lengths to search for this news story is mindblowingly stupid.

The same exact thing could be said about ANY post/thread in Celeb Talk/Gossip, yet no one complains about that.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
The difference is that everytime this guy posts he has to put up with smart ass remarks or personal insults. The same people fed up of his posts are the same ones giving him grief also. Just stay out of his threads. (Not you above personaly)

Well, i think the reason why everyone is so fed up with him is because he kinda insults people when they dont agree with him. In the Transformer posts, he insults people who simply state they dont like what the transformers look like. So i guess this is just people venting or joking around.

But yeah, if people are fed up, just dont bother looking at it! I mena, if theres a crappy movie on, i change the channel! However, if your just busting his balls, all in good fun schmoes!

And yeah, i didnt really want to know about this

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Derek237
I agree he can post whatever he wants. But he should maybe discuss other topics??

Like, say, someone is a huge fan of The Departed. They post several topics about all thingz The Departed, they never shut up about it, Their screename is THEDEPARTEDFAN69, and they talk about NOTHING. ELSE. That would be annoying. And people would rag on him for it. Rightly so, too.

No it's not "rightly so." It's petty and immature. Playful teasing is one thing, but personal attacks are NEVER justified in these situations. Do what you want though. I can't stop you.

[Winston Wolfe]

Two things about this thread:

1) It clearly belongs in the CELEBRITY GOSSIP TALK forum and...

2) If you're not interested in the topic in question, make it simple for yourself and just DON'T respond. If someone INSULTS another member on our board, they willl get BANNED, so it's entirely up to you. The topic is FINE for a forum about MOVIE DISCUSSIONS. There are THOUSANDS of threads in our forums and if you don't have anything nice to add to it (like your mom used to say), just stay out.

And let's get BACK ON TOPIC here.

Thanks for understanding.

[Lindsey]

^^^^

If this thread get's out of hand it will be closed...

[cocksmokinclerk]

u guys want me to delete my post?

what bayhem does (as far as i'm concerned) is post spam, THATS IT!

i dont even think it has anything to with the fact that most of us think bay sucks, its the fact that bayhem just creates another thread everyday about some other aspect about how smooth bay balls are, were fuckin' sick of it! i wont apoligize for what i said!

if bayhem participated in other threads we wouldn't say shit, but he obviously has a perogative, and thats to annoy the crap out of us, nobody really knows what it is

[Korny]

After reading through all this irrelevant bollocks about who's right and who's wrong and who can stretch their ego the most, i still can't find this supposed 'Bay cock' picture. I'm just curious, and i don't fancy signing up to male celebrity "porn".

[Cronos]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
if bayhem participated in other threads we wouldn't say shit

he has, quite a few actually


as for this "news", its right up there with all those "news stories" about celebrities coming out of the closet and announcing they are gay......i couldn't give a shit either way

[Winston Wolfe]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
u guys want me to delete my post?

what bayhem does (as far as i'm concerned) is post spam, THATS IT!

i dont even think it has anything to with the fact that most of us think bay sucks, its the fact that bayhem just creates another thread everyday about some other aspect about how smooth bay balls are, were fuckin' sick of it! i wont apoligize for what i said!

if bayhem participated in other threads we wouldn't say shit, but he obviously has a perogative, and thats to annoy the crap out of us, nobody really knows what it is

What part of "And let's get BACK ON TOPIC here" did you NOT understand? Your post has NOTHING to do with the topic at hand (Bay posting nude), so please do NOT post in here again, unless you are no longer interested in being a member of our board. You don't actually have to LIKE every member of our board in order to participate in discussions with them.

We're trying to be reasonable here, but you're not listening. STOP POSTING in here and complaining about others, that's NOT what our forums are about. All other unrelated posts are being deleted.

[Shockwave]

Especially since he prevented Scarlett J from posing nude for The Island

I read thru this entire thread and this was the only thing that really caught my eye.


Why?

I mean, really...

EDIT- I also gotta say, this is one of the oddest threads ever. What is even the point of it?:confused: Its a non-confirmation of random speculation.

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Winston Wolfe
What part of "And let's get BACK ON TOPIC here" did you NOT understand? Your post has NOTHING to do with the topic at hand (Bay posting nude), so please do NOT post in here again, unless you are no longer interested in being a member of our board. You don't actually have to LIKE every member of our board in order to participate in discussions with them.

We're trying to be reasonable here, but you're not listening. STOP POSTING in here and complaining about others, that's NOT what our forums are about. All other unrelated posts are being deleted.

alright winston i'm sorry, but its really getting annoying but neway...

i dont care to see micheal bay naked, i'm straight

[Badbird]

For the last time (probably not) - Bay didn't make Scarlett Johansen cover herself, the financers of his $135 million PG-13 movie demanded it remain PG-13.

Secondly, if he supposedly posed for these pics back in 1994, I'm sure they would have surfaced by now. Bay's been pretty famous since Armageddon for sure.

Third - you guys need to back the hell off of Bayhem. You guys may hate Bay, but so what. Bayhem is obviously a passionate fan and wants to participate in a cool movie site about what he loves. I've seen the MichaelBay.com forums - they're pretty dull. There are plenty of us here who do like Bay.

And so what if he starts a bunch of Bay/Transformers threads? They're ussually relevent. I can't stand the One Star, One and a Half Star, Two Star, Two and a half Star, Three Star, Three and a half Star, Four Star, No Star threads that jam up this board periodically. But you know what? It's a freaking message board and you can easily skip one topic to go to the next.

[DareDevil]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk

i dont care to see micheal bay naked, i'm straight

LOL my thoughts exactly

[SinisterMinistr]

Bay is gay
(that's MY personal opinion and MY prerogative to state so)

[moviemaniac8210]

I'm not in a real big hurry to see this man naked...

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk


i dont care to see micheal bay naked, i'm straight


Something i'm confused by. Obviously letting everyone know you're striaght was important. Why would come into a thread about Michael Bay being naked?

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Something i'm confused by. Obviously letting everyone know you're striaght was important. Why would come into a thread about Michael Bay being naked?

try again scorpio;)

[Scorpio24]

At what?

[cocksmokinclerk]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
At what?

to get at me, cuz it can't happen

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
to get at me, cuz it can't happen

Did I just walk into a movie?

I think you've misunderstood my post. I find it strange that a man who feels he needs to calrify for everyone "he is straight"(All while having no one say different) "Dislike Bay", hates "Bayhem's threads", yet still walks into - One of "Bayhems threads" about the posiblity of "Bay posing naked"

Bizzare.

That's ok though. You can't be got too - dun dun dun

[ZenDude]

Originally posted by cocksmokinclerk
"hey everybody i'm a fag, and i heard that kevin smith posed naked somewhere, can anybody get me a link? i mean i saw the pick of his wife but i like dicks so it didn't do anything for me. so seriously i really want that pic of smith naked so i know what i'll have in my mouth someday"

thats what you sound like bayhem, nowFUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

I dont have a problem with some ribbing here and there, but.... :eek:

[ZenDude]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Did I just walk into a movie?

I think you've misunderstood my post. I find it strange that a man who feels he needs to calrify for everyone "he is straight"(All while having no one say different) "Dislike Bay", hates "Bayhem's threads", yet still walks into - One of "Bayhems threads" about the posiblity of "Bay posing naked"

Bizzare.

That's ok though. You can't be got too - dun dun dun

:p

[SinisterMinistr]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
Did I just walk into a movie?

I think you've misunderstood my post. I find it strange that a man who feels he needs to calrify for everyone "he is straight"(All while having no one say different) "Dislike Bay", hates "Bayhem's threads", yet still walks into - One of "Bayhems threads" about the posiblity of "Bay posing naked"

Bizzare.

That's ok though. You can't be got too - dun dun dun
You are such a fucking instigator, I'm wondering why you think one man can post whatever he wants without question yet you must pick apart word by word what this man says and try to start a fight with your snooty messeges......wow

[cocksmokinclerk]

just close it lindsay its gone beyond saving and i know thats partially my fault, and i dont feel like making enemies

[Mentiroso]

Who would have thought that Michael Bay nudity could cause this much trouble.

[SinisterMinistr]

Ssssshhh, this is probably what he wants.......he's listening right now isn't he?

SHOW YOURSELF BAY! WE FIGURED YOU OUT AND YOUR WAYS TO TEAR US APART!

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by SinisterMinistr
You are such a fucking instigator, I'm wondering why you think one man can post whatever he wants without question yet you must pick apart word by word what this man says and try to start a fight with your snooty messeges......wow

And the insults just keep flying........


Difference is one is talking about a person that makes movies while the other is insulting that person for doing so.

[Tuukka]

For what it's worth, I know this thread has gone overboard and is probably locked in a moment, but I haven't laughed this much reading any thread in quite some time... As much as this thread breaks the rules of the board, it's fucking funny. :)

[SinisterMinistr]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
And the insults just keep flying........


Difference is one is talking about a person that makes movies while the other is insulting that person for doing so.

I was refering to the "sexuality" banter

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by SinisterMinistr
I was refering to the "sexuality" banter

It wasn't banter it was a serious question. I was trying to see if his sole reason for coming into this guys thread was to insult him. A matter of deduction.

[Shockwave]

My cats breath smells like milk.

[AWP82]

Originally posted by Shockwave
My cats breath smells like milk.

That just gave me deja vu for some reason. :confused:

Oh well. Don't ask...

[KingofKings25]

I'm an infant shmoe but having read this discussion board for the last 3-4 years this is quite possibly the funniest thread EVER.

Topic - Anger - Possible lifetime bans - Michael Bay nude.

[SinisterMinistr]

Originally posted by Shockwave
My cats breath smells like milk.

This is the most relevant comment I've seen on this entire thread.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by KingofKings25
I'm an infant shmoe but having read this discussion board for the last 3-4 years this is quite possibly the funniest thread EVER.

Topic - Anger - Possible lifetime bans - Michael Bay nude. Shhh, no more fuel on the fire.

I just hope this thread gets closed ASAP. Sure, Scorpio's Exhibit A to show how cocksmockingclerk might be hiding 'something' was funny but this is borderline playground (and that means we've gone past playground and are in the next level of childishness [maternity ward?], just we're still on the border), not to mention no one's listening to the mods (I understand the hypocrecy).