Britney Spears Needs to be Kicked in the Vagina

[LedZeppelin1114]

As most everyone has heard by now, Britney Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline is finally coming to an end. While most people were shocked that she even married Federline in the first place, I was not shocked at all. The ignorance and lack of common sense this bottle-blonde cunt exudes wherever she goes makes me want to wretch. This is the same girl that said she didn't like Sundance because "the movies make you think too much". This is the same girl who chose to marry a guy during a drunken holiday confusion (Jason Alexander, but not the Seinfeld guy), and the same that married a shitty rap-wannabe backup dancer from "You Got Served". But the part that bothers me the most is Britney's inability to comprehend she is a complete fuck-up. She is a fucking liar ("I am a virgin", "I'd rather let my music speak for me rather than my controversy", "I don't need a prenup"). I am not calling for her demise or anything, but someone needs to grab her and just tell her she is a disillusioned dumbass who repeatedly does her best to destroy any chance of a respectable image.

[outsyder]

She'll be washed up and desperate for money eventually.

[powersauce]

I've hated Britney and her so-called "music" since day one. She don't fool me and she never will.

[ParileseMonster]

That new haircut of hers looks like shit.

[bigred760]

She was fun to look at back in the day, in my opinion anyway, but I've never thought of her as the brightest star in the sky. Now, I just think of her as rich (probably not for long though) trailer trash. She hasn't done much to change my mind.

[BorderEevilIII]

Brit does come off as a spoiled beyatch in "CHAOTIC"
Moody and often spooky at times she lives up to the persona of what Blondes are really like deep down. She may have a talent of writing catchy songs but i'd keep a distance from the woman. :D

[The FamilyJulas]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
[B She may have a talent of writing catchy songs but i'd keep a distance from the woman. :D [/B] I don't think she has written one "song" in her entire career.

[AaronisMe]

she should have just had her vagina protected

[LarrytheTVDemon]

Perhaps there's a fighting chance for her fans to get out and do more with their lives now. Who knows.

[LoomisFan]

Originally posted by outsyder
She'll be washed up and desperate for money eventually.
And that, my friend, is when I shall pay her to go down on me.

[parsonz]

britney spears is a waste of fucking space i cant stan the stupid bitch

[therealjohng]

I'm not a huge fan of her either, but calling her a cunt is not really necessary. Idiot does a pretty good job of describing said subject.

[Trail_Blazer]

Originally posted by therealjohng
I'm not a huge fan of her either, but calling her a cunt is not really necessary. Idiot does a pretty good job of describing said subject.

There's nothing wrong with the word "cunt"... Why not? She is a fucking cunt... So is federline... Idiotic cunts, the both of them! ;)

[Tweek]

Never found her attractive or appealing.
meh is all i say, i don't hate her but i don't like h er.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
There's nothing wrong with the word "cunt"... Why not? She is a fucking cunt... So is federline... Idiotic cunts, the both of them! ;)


I'm just not a fan of that word. It's pretty degrading.

[Tagia_Romero]

I actually don't mind a few of her SONGS, but not so much the woman herself.

[LordSimen]

Took someone this long to make a rant about Britney Spears?

Shocking.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by LarrytheTVDemon
Perhaps there's a fighting chance for her fans to get out and do more with their lives now. Who knows.


"Britney's fans" and, "lives" should never be used in the same sentance. EVER!!!

[thedamnwolfman]

someone once said "I can't hit a girl, but i can call her a cunt" Until we can hit girls when they are asking for it, they will be called "cunt". It is a powerful word that should only be used when needed, like a fire extinguisher. Don't fuck with it unless it is needed.

[ParileseMonster]

I also think Britney is a "C" word. Nothing wrong with using that word on occasion when something calls for it.

[Trail_Blazer]

Fuck that shit! The word "cunt" is ONLY "degrading" by people living in this fucking country... I don't understand it... I drop the motherfucker all over the place... Not only does it illicit a 'taboo/you shouldn't say that' reaction, but when people are so SHOCKED by it, it makes me wanna use it even more...

Christ, in the UK people call other people fuckin' cunts when they're HAPPY for fucks sake! To take a quote from a Scottish movie called "Orphans":

"Love EVERY cunt I say!"

:D

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Trail_Blazer
Fuck that shit! The word "cunt" is ONLY "degrading" by people living in this fucking country... I don't understand it... I drop the motherfucker all over the place... Not only does it illicit a 'taboo/you shouldn't say that' reaction, but when people are so SHOCKED by it, it makes me wanna use it even more...

Christ, in the UK people call other people fuckin' cunts when they're HAPPY for fucks sake! To take a quote from a Scottish movie called "Orphans":

"Love EVERY cunt I say!"

:D

This cunt speaks the truth.

:D

[BubbaStrangelove]

Originally posted by LedZeppelin1114
Britney Spears Needs to be Kicked in the Vagina


You're not thinking this through. Get your foot near that thing, and the next thing you know it'll be speaking urban slang and making poorly conceived rap albums.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

I find it amazing that people can say "dick" and all will be fine, but if someone says "cunt" then it's the most horrible thing ever. Newsflash: calling a woman a cunt is no different than calling a guy a dick.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Get your foot near that thing, and the next thing you know it'll be speaking urban slang and making poorly conceived rap albums.


That or it will just fall off.

[ParileseMonster]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
I find it amazing that people can say "dick" and all will be fine, but if someone says "cunt" then it's the most horrible thing ever. Newsflash: calling a woman a cunt is no different than calling a guy a dick.

No, ya got it all wrong. Calling a woman a cunt is no different than calling a dude a minute man or making fun of his penis.

Saying dick is just like saying bitch.

Or maybe it is a California thing. :D

[Duke Nukem]

More specifically, she needs to be kicked down there with soccer cleats.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by ParileseMonster
No, ya got it all wrong. Calling a woman a cunt is no different than calling a dude a minute man or making fun of his penis.

Saying dick is just like saying bitch.

Or maybe it is a California thing. :D

Dick means penis.

Cunt means vaginia.

Both are derogatory.

Saying dick is not like saying bitch, no matter what side of the Mississippi you live on.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
Dick means penis.

Cunt means vaginia.

Both are derogatory.

Saying dick is not like saying bitch, no matter what side of the Mississippi you live on.



Let me preface this by saying that I have a weird feeling knowing that I had read this wikipedia article and remembered it for reference. Hopefully you all will feel slightly weirder for me mentioning it.

Anyway -

Like many vulgar words, cunt owes some of its potency to its phonetic characteristics. Its monosyllabic nature, combined with the initial hard k and terminal sharp t make it well suited for use as an epithet or interjection. Its connotations are so strong that it may arguably be the most offensive word in the English language?perhaps more so in the United States than in other English-speaking countries.[1] In fact, some commentators argue that the growing acceptance (as they see it) of the word fuck in print and broadcast media has rendered cunt the last genuinely unprintable and unutterable expletive.
On the other hand, this rule is far from universal. In certain circles the word is considered merely a common profanity with an often humorous connotation. For example, in Australia and Great Britain and among some Europeans who speak English as a second language, the word may be used as a colloquial term of endearment (e.g., in such phrases as "You're a funny cunt, Rodney!" or "Sick cunt!"). Moreover, there is an increasing number of instances of the term both in print and in speech, usually in derogatory reference to a person rather than to the anatomical part.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

[parsonz]

i dont really like the word but even though i still say it but i dont say it directly at someone

[LedZeppelin1114]

Originally posted by therealjohng
I'm just not a fan of that word. It's pretty degrading.

And you don't think Britney Spears is very degrading to women? Which would you rather be thought of as if you were a woman, a cunt, or a no talent cum dumpster who fucks back-up dancing rapper wannabes?

[LedZeppelin1114]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Let me preface this by saying that I have a weird feeling knowing that I had read this wikipedia article and remembered it for reference. Hopefully you all will feel slightly weirder for me mentioning it.

Anyway -



- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

To quote George Carlin: Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.

THEY'RE FUCKING WORDS!!!! WORDS!!!!! CHILL DAMN IT!

[ParileseMonster]

Yeah really chill out and If you do not live where I do then you simply would not know what people consider over on my turf on this here dick word. :D