OJ Simpson writing book on how he murdered his wife (hypothetically!)

[someguy]

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-11-15T040626Z_01_N14435424_RTRUKOC_0_US-SIMPSON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Fox said Tuesday it will air a two-part interview with O.J. Simpson at month's end in which he describes the 1994 murders of his ex-wife and her friend that he says he didn't commit.

The interview will be conducted by editor and book publisher Judith Regan. On November 30, her Regan Books is publishing a book Simpson wrote with the working title "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

Fox said Simpson's book "hypothetically describes" how he would have committed the murders. The special will air at 9 p.m. November 27 and 29 on Fox.

Fox executives declined comment about the show Tuesday. In a statement released Tuesday, executive vice-president/alternative programming Mike Darnell said: "This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen. It's the definitive last chapter in the trial of the century."

Fox is a subsidiary of News Corp., which also owns Regan Books.

A spokeswoman for Regan Books didn't return a phone call or an e-mail seeking comment Tuesday.

Simpson was acquitted in 1995 of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman; he can't be tried again for those crimes. In 1997, a civil court found him responsible for the slayings and ordered him to pay $33.5 million to the victims' families.

Uhhh....

[Quigles]

Is... is this a joke?

[moviemaniac8210]

That stupid son of a bitch might as well just say "Yeah, I killed them AND I got away with it"...

:mad: What an asshole.

[The Heart Collector]

hahaha I was gonna make this thread. This is the most hilarious thing I have heard of in a long time.

[The FamilyJulas]

O.J. is a douche, to say the least.

[cletus66]

At this point he should just ditch the hypothetical bullshit and admit he killed them. The entire world knows he did it and I don't think he could be retried for the crimes since he was already found not gulty. But I just hope any money O.J. makes from this book goes to the victims famlies to settle the civil suit becuase O.J. does not deserve one cent of profit from the murders he committed.

[dennisv]

Awwwwwkward.

[jolanar]

He must actually want people to hate him.

[thedudeman69]

OJ "hypothetically" DID IT!!!!

Does he take the whole country as dumbasses?

[powersauce]

I'm not gullible enough to believe the sour "juice" that comes out of his double murdering mouth.

[eljefe15]

Everybody already knows he did it. What's the difference?

[outsyder]

He's not in prison. Instead, he's exploiting the murder of two people for money and fame.

[Criminal Rock]

As bad as it might sound, i understand what he's getting at... still funny though.

[Shockwave]

Civilization has reached a new low.

Fuck O.J. and fuck FOX. Like it was said above, everyone ALREADY KNOWS HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.

..and now he gets to gloat. All this without paying much of anything to the families of the people HE KILLED.

Go justice system.

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Civilization has reached a new low.

Fuck O.J. and fuck FOX. Like it was said above, everyone ALREADY KNOWS HE KILLED TWO PEOPLE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT.

..and now he gets to gloat. All this without paying much of anything to the families of the people HE KILLED.

Go justice system.

Agreed.


What the fuck kind of world are we living in? It get's more and more depressing by the day.

[AaronisMe]

How come they ain't found who killed Biggie or Tupac but they arrest O.J. Simpson the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!

[someguy]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
Does he take the whole country as dumbasses?

He got a non guilty verdict, so yes.

[JJFlamingo]

Pretty fucked up...

[Lindsey]

So who's going to read it? I know I'm curious...

[SkyNet]

this is stupid.. and it just proves Fox News is nothing more than fucking TABLOID NEWS

but to the people that say OJ needed to pay more money to the families.. i think that is BS... whether or not he actually killed them 2 people is irrelevant (SP??)... he was found NOT GUILTY in a court.. buy 12 jurrors... so by that, and that alone.. i personally dont think he should have had to pay a single cent to anyone.

Cuz lets face it.. even though the country is 98% sure he did it.. isnt there still that 2% that he had nothing to do with it... and he was found Not Guilty... and he lost his fucking HEISMAN (SP??) TROPHY to fucking pay off his civil suits.

In my opinion, he was found not guilty, and that should have been the end of it, he shouldnt of had to pay the families a fucking cent!

But with all that said... this book is a pretty fucking stupid idea! But who knows, maybe at the end of the book, he just admits he did it?

[The FamilyJulas]

Originally posted by someguy
He got a non guilty verdict, so yes. Actually he only fooled 12 dumbasses, I think everyone else on earth knows he killed them.

[Shockwave]

Cuz lets face it.. even though the country is 98% sure he did it.. isnt there still that 2% that he had nothing to do with it... and he was found Not Guilty... and he lost his fucking HEISMAN (SP??) TROPHY to fucking pay off his civil suits.

Boo fucking hoo.

I somehow dont think that evens out as justice for killing two people.

[BorderEevilIII]

Maybe in the book its a CLUE that he actually did it...............
I do recall that he was goin to find out the REAL killer and bring them to justice... :rolleyes: riggggggght.....
Watching the NAKED GUN movies is soooooooo not the same when he comes on cam

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by AaronisMe
How come they ain't found who killed Biggie or Tupac but they arrest O.J. Simpson the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!

Dude, I was having a really bad, humorless day until I read this...THANKS!!!

[ZenDude]

Do his kids still have anything to do with him? If after this book they do, then they must be the dumbest pair of celebrity children to walk the face of the earth. If that was my old man, talking about how he'd "hypothetically murder my mother" I'd murder the fucking bastard and bet no jury would convict me.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII

Watching the NAKED GUN movies is soooooooo not the same when he comes on cam

Well, atleast he get badly hurt a lot in the 1st one especially in the final scene. Not even your weelchair can protect you from further harm at the Mariners/Angels game you double murdering punk! :p

[The Heart Collector]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by eljefe15
Dude, I was having a really bad, humorless day until I read this...THANKS!!! [/QUOTE

Thank Dave Chappelle.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Dammit. Does this mean we won't get a Lifetime TV-movie?

[AaronisMe]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Dammit. Does this mean we won't get a Lifetime TV-movie?

Maybe Nick Cannon will play OJ

[eljefe15]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
[QUOTE]Originally posted by eljefe15
Dude, I was having a really bad, humorless day until I read this...THANKS!!! [/QUOTE

Thank Dave Chappelle.

I know dude...that's why it's so funny. I rememberd the scene!

[AaronisMe]

Originally posted by eljefe15
I know dude...that's why it's so funny. I rememberd the scene!

It felt appropriate

[RustyRazor]

Who knew that evil could be found running through an airport, trying to catch a rental car?

Hell's to good for this guy.
Anyone else know where he should spend eternity?

[moviemaniac8210]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
Anyone else know where he should spend eternity?
In a locked room, shackled, with K-Fed's CD "Playing with Fire" on repeat.
:D

[electriclite]

Originally posted by ZenDude
Do his kids still have anything to do with him? If after this book they do, then they must be the dumbest pair of celebrity children to walk the face of the earth. If that was my old man, talking about how he'd "hypothetically murder my mother" I'd murder the fucking bastard and bet no jury would convict me.

His daughter is 21 years old now and his son about 18, so they might still live with him I think, but I've heard there have been major problems with their relationship for years, and reports of OJ, no surprise, being abusive.

Last pic I saw of his daughter, she looked overweight. She probably has some sort of eating disorder now. They're probably so messed up after years of watching their dad beat their mother and knowing or thinking that he more than likely, killed her, not to mention have everyone in the free world saying it. But after this shit, I wouldn't be suprised if I heard someone either kills themself or somebody else. (Oooooh daddy.....)

I recently read, Judith Regan confessed that she made the interview to get some sort of symbolic revenge because she herself was a battered spouse.

[powersauce]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
In a locked room, shackled, with K-Fed's CD "Playing with Fire" on repeat.
:D

Have him stuck in a locked room with K Fed and Paris Hilton. Now THAT'S torture.

[bigred760]

It just goes to show that he cares more about being in the public eye and being talked about on every news channel out there than the families of the victims, whether or not he actually committed the murders. Goldman's father was on LKL and seemed really calm about it, though I doubt he was when he first heard about it, but basically said O.J. is not a human being. I have to agree.

And this guy hasn't even come close to paying off the amount stated in the civil suit. Though the book sales are subject to be "confiscated" if the Browns or Goldmans ever go to court to try to collect.

[Strider]

Originally posted by outsyder
He's not in prison. Instead, he's exploiting the murder of two people for money and fame.

Prison? O.J. Simpson should be sitting on death row, counting the days until he is executed. I cannot believe the attention he's receiving over this so-called "hypothetical" book of his. The man is a murderer, and a free one. He should have the decency of hiding somewhere and never showing his face again. But he has no shame.

Strider

[Shockwave]

Prison? O.J. Simpson should be sitting on death row, counting the days until he is executed. I cannot believe the attention he's receiving over this so-called "hypothetical" book of his. The man is a murderer, and a free one. He should have the decency of hiding somewhere and never showing his face again. But he has no shame.

Pretty much how i feel.

[Lynn7]

He has no shame cause he is a sociopath. This book proves it. I feel especially bad for the Goldman family cause Ron was just doing a favor by bringing Nicole's glasses back to her (she had left them at the restaurant that night). What a waste.

Nicole did not deserve what she got but I will say that OJ"s wife said that while they were still married Nicole was having an affair with OJ and picking him up at the house in a sports car etc. I know she was young but that was kind of heartless. It's too bad that she ended up dead like that and it is unbeleivable that a jury found him innocent. And to top it off Mark Furman the lead detective on the case ended up being found gulity of perjury cause he said he had never said the "n" word before and it turned out that he lied. He is now a felon and can never vote in any elections etc. I"m pretty sure OJ can still vote though.

[bigred760]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_en_tv/tv_simpson_interview_4

There's hope for this country yet. I used to work for a LIN owned TV station a few years back; good for them.

[Lynn7]

I just heard today that the book and the program will be cancelled and not shown at all. I'll bet he still gets the money. Hope it goes to his victims.

[RustyRazor]

It'll give him more time to find the real killers.
See, it all works out.

[Scorpio24]

It's great news.

The less atention this disgusting human being gets the better.

[Shockwave]

..my faith in humanity is restored from "none" to "a small amount".:cool:

[jeo4]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
It'll give him more time to find the real killers.
See, it all works out.

Which south Florida golf course will he be investigating this week?

[Annie Hall]

So, essentially, he gets all the bad press and less money. Good deal. :)

[The Heart Collector]

Goddammit I wanted to see this sooo bad.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by jeo4
Which south Florida golf course will he be investigating this week?


Come on now.
It is a common fact that murderers can commonly be found in the holes of a golf course. Eighteen holes on a course, he's got a LOT of searching to do.

UPDATE: Murderers can ALSO be found in the club house, denying they ever did it and getting ready to burn in hell for their sins.

"Remember kids. Drink coffee....cause O.J. will kill ya."

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by The Heart Collector
Goddammit I wanted to see this sooo bad.

Yeah me too...