Why haven't producers considered these ideas for a movie?

[MrPhox]

1.) Johnny Depp fighting dinosaurs with a shotgun.

2.) A limo ride home with Jessica Biel, Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johannson after P. Diddy's white party in the rain.

3.) Ninjas fighting Pirates. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

4.) Steve Carrell, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy all starring in the same thing.

continue the list....#5 anyone?

[Cronos]

Originally posted by MrPhox
1.) Johnny Depp fighting dinosaurs with a shotgun.
3.) Ninjas fighting Pirates. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
best movie ideas ever

[WebHed]

5. Jennifer Lopez in Strip Tease 2

6. Verne Troyer (mini-me) fighting zombie dogs

[dennisv]

Because they might suck since the majority of movies do nowadays.

[LoomisFan]

Jason vs. God
Luke Skywalker Meets Shaft
Batman Begins to Kick Superman's Ass
The Dinosaurs Make Pancakes As You Sleep (in 3-D!!)
Batman Finishes Kicking Superman's Ass
The Burger King That Time Forgot
...and my personal favorite...
Jesus Christ: Motorcycle Pimp

[WebHed]

Originally posted by LoomisFan
Jason vs. God

The Dinosaurs Make Pancakes As You Sleep (in 3-D!!)


Lmao!!!

[Mr.HyDe807]

Attack of the Killer tomatoes remake starring Samuel L. Jackson as the fearless sheriff going up against the killer tomatoes ravaging his town

"Ive had with these motherfucking tomatoes in my motherfucking town! Back up, im gonna blast em away" :cocks shotgun:

(kidding, kidding!)

Lou Gossiet Jr vs. jason

[vesaker]

Originally posted by MrPhox
3.) Ninjas fighting Pirates. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.

theres acctually a comic book called Pirates vs Ninjas out now!

[RandalGraves]

John Rambo vs John Matrix

[vesaker]

Vandam (Bloodsport) vs. Vandam (Kickboxer) :D

[KyleG]

Sharks in a Park

same as snakes on a plane, but with great white land sharks in an amusement park, starring bruce willis as the retired shark killer who's in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Cronos]

Originally posted by vesaker
theres acctually a comic book called Pirates vs Ninjas out now!
:eek: i have to find that

[vesaker]

Originally posted by Cronos
:eek: i have to find that

well heres the site for the publishing company....

http://www.antarctic-press.com/html/version_01/index.php

i couldn't much info on it but didn't look too hard, but it seems that the next issue to come out is issue #3 so you can probably get the frist 2 still ;)

[Gordon]

A feature length my dick in a box movie? Anyone?

Hehe...

I'd like to add one into the mix. Why the fuck has no one made an oscar worthy video game adaptation? It's definitely do-able

[gspawn]

From a friend, and keep in mind this has to be an independant production:

"Steve Buscemi... plays a small-town cop... addicted to heroin."

I was amazed that, as far as I knew, that movie didn't exist. And it would be instant Oscar material. Maybe a Best Supporting, at least.

[Cyd V]

that dinosaur/Depp idea is pure gold...

and how about, angry monkeys with heads full of acid on a plane... staring Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson... narrated by Denis Leary...

[chasingbanky]

Originally posted by Gordon
A feature length my dick in a box movie? Anyone?

Hehe...

I'd like to add one into the mix. Why the fuck has no one made an oscar worthy video game adaptation? It's definitely do-able


ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

JT needs this for the oscar he covets.

[MrPhox]

Originally posted by MrPhox
1.) Johnny Depp fighting dinosaurs with a shotgun.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/LieCalledReality/millions.jpg

..millions.

[HerbertWestPwns]

Michael Ironside vs. Lance Henriksen vs. Powers Boothe vs. Stacy Keach, in a 3 hour long bar room brawl where only one survives and delivers a bad ass one liner at the end.

[Derek237]

Originally posted by Mr.HyDe807
Lou Gossiet Jr vs. jason

I like that one.

[Otis Driftwood]

Originally posted by RandalGraves
John Rambo vs John Matrix

I'd pay to see that. But they should also film the two sequels back to back with the orginal, ala LOTR.

Superman kicks Batman's ass in 2 seconds.

James Bond, Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt, Sydney Bristow, and Nikita team up to save the world from Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

[BiffMcfly]

-A western directed by Martin Scorsese

-mutant kangaroo's with machine guns

-Amazon chicks fighting Lizardmen with lazer guns

-A caveman movie directed by Mel Gibson

-John Mclane vs. John Rambo

-Chuck Norris vs. Russia

[Otis Driftwood]

John McClane and Martin Riggs team up in a film set in L.A, directed by Michael Mann

Native Americans vs. Zombies set in 1840 in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

[Ed Wood]

A ninja who fights mutated pandas in iceland.

Arnold vs Stallone

Arnold vs Stallone vs Chuck Norris

Arnold vs Stallone vs Chuck Norris vs the entire world

Robert De Niro fighting sharks with a flamethrower

[paul calf]

hey hey sugar ray-the sugar ray leonard story with bernie mac playing sugar ray and samual l jackson making a cameo as marvelous marvin hagler

the santa claustrophobic-tim allen is back as santa but this time he's afraid to leave the house.

my stepmother is a cannibal-angelina jolie plays a woman found in the amazon jungle who marries the man who discover's her,she then proceeds to eat everyone in the family.

lesbian dopeheads on mopeds-a pair of lesbians played by lindsay lohan and tara reid go on a road trip riding scooters and smoking pot along the way.

[MrPhox]

Leon comes back from the grave and destroys Arthur and the Invisibles with Bruce Willis and Nikita in what we'll call. "The Professional 2: Electric Boogaloo; A Tribute To Luc Bessons' First Nine Films. Fuck That Last One"

[X-Nightcrawler]

So there's a race of intelligent dinosaurs who live in the dualic planet "Iceheat". Four of them are trained by a wise prehistoric muskrat like creature to become not ninjas . . . Dino-ninjas. And together, they must fight the evil monsters from other planets to protect their biggest claim -being the last heirs of the troll universe, a mythical parallel universe where their ancestors were born.

Call it Iceheat Dinoninjas- Final Sons of the Troll Universe: The Movie

Millions of dollars are waiting to be earned, man!

[Ed Wood]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
So there's a race of intelligent dinosaurs who live in the dualic planet "Iceheat". Four of them are trained by a wise prehistoric muskrat like creature to become not ninjas . . . Dino-ninjas. And together, they must fight the evil monsters from other planets to protect their biggest claim -being the last heirs of the troll universe, a mythical parallel universe where their ancestors were born.

Call it Iceheat Dinoninjas- Final Sons of the Troll Universe: The Movie

Millions of dollars are waiting to be earned, man!

It could have been a cartoon in the 80'S !

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Strong City Woman- Ashley Judd plays a strong, independent single mother. One night, however, after a one-night stand with Colin Farrell, she contracts a horrible sexual disease and dies the very next day. She is sent to Hell where she burns for all eternity. Directed by James Dobson.


The Big Game- a football coach, played by Greg Kinnear, decides to take up a coaching position at the worst high school in the state. He never explains why, but apparently it's a big symbolic act of sorts to make the film more inspirational. Anyway, despite his coaching skills, he fails to motivate the team and they all end up either dead, in prison, or heroin addicts.


Hot for Teacher- sort of like Notes on a Scandal, only more pornographic and without all of the drama. Keep Cate Blanchett and replace the white kid with a black man. Basically, it's Blanchett getting banged by a black guy the entire movie. Yes, and the Van Halen song of the same name plays in the background the entire time.



Seriously though, a Jeff Buckley biopic would be nice.

[Warlok]

-mutant kangaroo's with machine guns

Wasn't this in the movie Tank Girl?

[XCoRyX]

Originally posted by MrPhox
1.) Johnny Depp fighting dinosaurs with a shotgun.


You may be joking...but that would be awesome if...

http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/sandiego98/schultz-lrg.jpg

[MidnightAngel]

A remake of Ishtar starring Adam Sandler and Dave Chapelle.

Another sequel to The French Connection costarring the son of Popeye Doyle nicknamed Sweetpea Doyle.

A VH1 original movie about Britney Spears' days at rehab with Cristina Ricci portraying as Britney Spears.

A new movie from the producers of Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie entitled Remake Movie and another one entitled Prequel Movie.

[Monotreme]

A re-make of The Godfather, better updated to the standards of today's youth. Joe Carnahan directs and puts all the focus on high-octane shootouts, action scenes and car chases shot in a confusing, over-done MTV-style filmmaking like the crime genre audience likes it today. Drama scenes are considered... expendable. Jamie Kennedy as Michael and Dane Cook in old-guy makeup as Vito Corleone, to get the yougsters to buy tickets by the bucketload.

[FLAME_ON]

Jack Bauer faces off against killer octopuses from outer space trying to destroy the earth... including a scene of Jack interrogating an octopus, ripping off tentacles until he gets the info he needs!

[smok3h]

Originally posted by MidnightAngel


A new movie from the producers of Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie entitled Remake Movie and another one entitled Prequel Movie. [/B]
god no :eek:!!!!

A live action zelda movie could kick some serious ass if it was done right.

[Lucy Crewe]

Such wild imaginations! Johnny vs Dinos shootdown...genius.
In addition he can feed them crisps.

Tobey Maguire transforms into a pale, skinny thing with long arms and thrashing claws. He hides himself in the toilet from his grandmother

Simon Pegg flies over the valleys on a winged horse

A Larry Charles-directed martial arts mockumentary set in an office where a reality TV star checks in and attempts to eat the boss's baby neice

An animated/live-action feature of two penguin chicks stuck in college during half term. Think Happy Feet meets The Breakfast Club

[a7xfan]

how about

kevin james: the bounty hunter

or

naked lesbians invade earth

or even

rocky 7:retirement home bout

- just realised how funny it would be to see to old guys go at it in thering lmao :D

lastly


untitled simon pegg alien invasion project

[jimpickensj]

How about someone doing a faithful adaptation of a Stephen Hunter book or Frisco hitts a coffin full of dreams I'm going for either John Millius or Michael Mann or Rob zombie doing a movie about the Sawny Beane clan.