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thebiz
04-08-2007, 02:15 AM
come join me in hating the worst movie ever made i actually pondered suicide during this film and it was the last time my girl ever picked the movie we watched

Cronos
04-08-2007, 04:28 AM
no Voodoo Woman? :p

by far the worst film ive ever seen


never seen Muriels Wedding myself

RandalGraves
04-08-2007, 12:27 PM
21 Grams is the movie I hate the most/worst movie imo

Brando @$$ Fat
04-08-2007, 01:47 PM
I'd say it's a toss up between I Heart Huckabees and I Heart Huckabees....but I haven't seen Muriels Wedding either.

Scarfather
04-08-2007, 02:42 PM
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.

ilovemovies
04-08-2007, 04:22 PM
21 Grams and I Heart Huckabees?!?! :eek:

Huckabees was GREAT and while I didn't care for 21 Grams was structured, it was still a powerfully acted movie that was pretty good.



Worst movie of all time is Spiceworld.

Hannibal21
04-08-2007, 04:41 PM
Caligula is the worst piece of shit ever made.

I liked Muriel's Wedding.

Vong
04-08-2007, 05:07 PM
The Core....ugh, what a shit-stain....

Danger^Cart
04-08-2007, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.

This man speaks the truth.

Bourne101
04-08-2007, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by RandalGraves
21 Grams is the movie I hate the most/worst movie imo

?????????????????????

Have you seen Troll 2, Crossover, From Justin to Kelly?

21 Grams is The Godfather compared to those films. I'm biased because I loved 21 Grams, but three seconds of Naiomi Watts in this movie is better than the movies I mentioned above.

WebHed
04-09-2007, 08:39 PM
The Worst Movies Ever: Batman & Robin
The Quest (Van Damm)
Kull The Conquerer (hercules was in this shit)
Paul Bearer



I swear I wanted to jugg a vein when I sat through these pieces of shit

franky4fingerz
04-10-2007, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by RandalGraves
21 Grams is the movie I hate the most/worst movie imo


WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????????????

powersauce
04-10-2007, 10:39 AM
Clifford

Not the red dog, but the one with Martin Short. Orion's bankruptcy isn't the only reason it was on the shelf for 3 years.

cocksmokinclerk
04-10-2007, 10:54 AM
huckabess gets it!

powersauce
04-10-2007, 11:58 AM
Huckabee's wasn't terrible...but it was definitely overrated as fuck. Stewie Griffin was onto something in that Petergeist episode of Family Guy.

screamer581
04-10-2007, 02:58 PM
Huckabees and 21 Grams should not be mentioned here. Muriel's Wedding wasn't too bad either.


My vote for my least fave movie ever would be Armageddon. But I don't think I could call it the "worst movie ever".

Shockwave
04-10-2007, 03:09 PM
AVP is probably my most hated movie.

Took two great franchises and managed to fuck them both without having even one cool line/moment in the entire production.


It wasnt even "so bad its good" like Van Helsing or Resident Evil 2.

Dom Shady
04-10-2007, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.
Definitely the worst movie ever made. In fact, I just got angry.

IronMonkey
04-10-2007, 06:33 PM
Life Aquatic
The Singing Detective
Science of Sleep
Scanner Darkly

...are but a few of the movies that have recently had me close to making my eyes and ears bleed sad blood..

franky4fingerz
04-10-2007, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by IronMonkey
Life Aquatic
The Singing Detective
Science of Sleep
Scanner Darkly

...are but a few of the movies that have recently had me close to making my eyes and ears bleed sad blood..

life aquatic? scanner darkly? please tell me you gest.

IronMonkey
04-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Not at all. I dont gest when I talk about shitty and boring films.

tlc3377
04-11-2007, 05:26 PM
High Tension was a total piece of trash. Though I can't find anyone else who has seen it!

Sam180
04-13-2007, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.

Yeah, I'd have to agree...also top on my list of movies that shouldn't even exist. I think Bio Dome is a close 2nd, though - or any movie with Pauly Shore in it, for that matter.

Tree0404
04-13-2007, 10:40 AM
an attempt @ comedy - Corky Romano
an attempt @ drama - Closer

callmesnake
04-16-2007, 06:20 PM
National Treasure is the worst ever movie, its pure flag waving bulshit! i bet george bush jerks of to this every morning!

Out and About
04-16-2007, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.

I totally agree.

If ever there was a movie that I wish was MST3ked, it was this one.

I think my eyes started bleeding as a self-defense mechanism.

Close second: Johnny Mnemonic (another might-have-been MST3K candidate)

PSU80
04-16-2007, 07:45 PM
Can't say I've ever seen Muriels Wedding. However Batman & Robin sucks major ass. The worst movie ever IMO, Halloween 3: Season of the Bitch or Hostel.

PSU80
04-16-2007, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by callmesnake
National Treasure is the worst ever movie, its pure flag waving bulshit! i bet george bush jerks of to this every morning!

Flag waving bullshit? Take it easy dude, it's just a movie. And I happen to be rather fond of the American flag.

PSU80
04-16-2007, 07:47 PM
I revise my post. The worst movie ever is (and I don't know the name) the one where President Bush is assassinated. Hilary Clinton probably donated money to this film and than sat in the theater with Osama Bin Laden to watch it.

callmesnake
04-16-2007, 07:51 PM
Ive got nothing against America or flags in general but that movie is so bad what was cage thinking?

Otis Driftwood
04-16-2007, 09:07 PM
Either Cabin Fever or Napolean Dynamite.

These movies should be thrown in a volcano. Preferably one that is erupting.

JAdamBrooks
04-16-2007, 09:28 PM
Poor white trash
Welcome to Mooseville
Super Mario Bros. the Movie
Wing Commander

TLC, I saw high tension, but I disagree with your view on it. I didn't love it, but I didn't think it was bad either.. .it seemed completely impossible with the way it all happened (you know what I'm talking about) but I enjoyed the movie WHILE I was watching it at least... some of these movies I mentioned I couldn't even make it through. I laugh when people say a movie like 21 grams is the worst movie ever made. LOL There's so many terribl B movies that are way worst then anything hollywood usually comes up with.

Big Boss
04-17-2007, 12:36 AM
First off I agree with the nod going to Batman and Robin. Pure shit!
But I think I can come up with a few more:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Captain America
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Manos (Yes it was really THAT bad!)
Bloodrayne
Halloween 3
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Pootie Tang
Date Movie
The Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project 2
Gymkata
Howard The Duck ( I was little when this movie was released and knew it sucked!)
GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Speed 2
Robocop 3
Alien Ressurection

jbar1026
05-17-2007, 06:36 AM
I think

HOUSE OF THE DEAD
ALONE IN THE DARK
BATMAN AND ROBIN
TRAFFIC

are crap crap crap

Kevin Lockard
05-17-2007, 08:42 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation



Seriously.

God of War
05-17-2007, 08:49 AM
The worst movies ever were Abraxus, then Laser Mission.

cocksmokinclerk
05-17-2007, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by PSU80
I revise my post. The worst movie ever is (and I don't know the name) the one where President Bush is assassinated. Hilary Clinton probably donated money to this film and than sat in the theater with Osama Bin Laden to watch it.

you, my good man, are a friend!

krazy drako
05-19-2007, 05:24 AM
I'm glad some of you decided to post your opinions about politics...:mad:

The worst movie of all time? I remember the snl skit gone full length movie "It's Pat" was pretty lame. Thank everything that is good that they never made the mango sketch into a movie. "Alone in the Dark" didn't even register on the Its so bad its good scale. "Collateral Damage" was pretty disappointing as well.

ilovemovies
05-19-2007, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by jbar1026
I think

HOUSE OF THE DEAD
ALONE IN THE DARK
BATMAN AND ROBIN
TRAFFIC

are crap crap crap


Interesting list.


Is it me or is there one movie there that seems out of place? ;)

krazy drako
05-19-2007, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Interesting list.


Is it me or is there one movie there that seems out of place? ;)

Let me guess... Batman and Robin?!?!?!?!

sarah1980
05-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Batman & Robin

If you disagree, you are wrong.

barryallen_thef
05-29-2007, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by krazy drako
Let me guess... Batman and Robin?!?!?!?!

nope i think he was talking bout Traffic

and by the way i agree with Batman and Robin...when i saw that they had Batgirl a.k.a. Barbara Gordon related to Alfred i was thinking and wanting to walk out of that theater and demand my $$ back!!!!!!!

did anyone forget Ultraviolet?

Ultraviolet
Batman & Robin
House of The Dead
Mortal Kombat:Annihilation(what were they thinking!!!?) really!!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Captain America(i remember watching this and im like WTF?)
Bloodrayne(no thanks to Uwe Boll, but u gotta admit Kristanna Loken is one gorgeous babe)*drools*
Robocop 3(pure donkey ass shit)

i forgot Jason in Space(or somthing)...that one was utter crap..just a way to show some boobs...*bleh* but u gotta love it when after he wakes up the handed him the machete and utters the line "He just wanted his machete back" off goes his head..lol..
:p

Quackbert
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
Of the movies I have seen, Blair Witch 2 would seem to be the favorite, EXCEPT that I somehow got duped into watching a little movie called THE GONG SHOW MOVIE. After seeing it, I had to reevaluate my faith in humanity.

Scarfather
05-29-2007, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Interesting list.


Is it me or is there one movie there that seems out of place? ;)

NOOOPE.






















;)

Scarfather
05-30-2007, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by PSU80
Flag waving bullshit? Take it easy dude, it's just a movie. And I happen to be rather fond of the American flag.

I burn flags.

sonicdescent
05-30-2007, 11:17 PM
Batman and Robin actually trancends bad to become moderately entertaining in how bad it is.

I'm going to define worst as missed what it was aiming for the most, because otherwise it'd be too easy to throw low budget crap in there. Dumb and Dumberer is the winner.

Scarfather
05-31-2007, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by sonicdescent
Batman and Robin actually trancends bad to become moderately entertaining in how bad it is.


No it doesn't.

Dirtyfrog
06-09-2007, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by PSU80
I revise my post. The worst movie ever is (and I don't know the name) the one where President Bush is assassinated. Hilary Clinton probably donated money to this film and than sat in the theater with Osama Bin Laden to watch it.

You mean Death of a President ? Did you actually watch it ? It's not the Bush-bashing you imagine and I thought it was cleverly put together. It's more of a "what if?" movie. And fyi , if you go on the official website and click on the Review from people that didn't see the movie link, you can see the Hillary Clinton comment : "I think it's despicable!" So i really don't think she donated money to this film :)

My worst movie : Battlefield Earth. They had the budget to make it good but they failed miserably. Anything made by Uwe Boll also classifies.

PsycoPat
06-19-2007, 03:46 PM
Hasn't anyone ever seen CaddyShack II?

Made Batman and Robin look like Friggin' Citizen Kane!!!

blk_flower
06-20-2007, 10:48 PM
batman and robin actually had me laughing so i won't go as far to say it was the worst movie ever. Hmmm I just don't know.

....blade 3?

Euclid
06-21-2007, 12:40 AM
A worst movie ever thread...two pages gone...and no mention of this Michale Bay "epic." Bad Boys II. Enough said. The only damned movie ever to have given me a full on migraine.

Big Boss
06-21-2007, 01:08 AM
I'm back with a new batch:
Screamers
The Puppet Masters
Critters 3
Superman 3( The only part I liked was when he fought himself)
Alone in the Dark
Return of the Living Dead 1-whatever they're on now
R.O.T.O.R
Chopping Mall
Bad Taste
Carnosaur
Class of Nuke 'EM High
Double Dragon
Live-action Fist of the North Star Movie
Future Force
Jack Frost
Night of the Lepus( Giant fucking rabbits! Nuff said!)
Saturn 3

BoBoi
06-21-2007, 12:37 PM
Soul Plane

Stupid. Unfunny. Not charming whatsoever - just plain bad...really bad!

screamer581
06-21-2007, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Dirtyfrog
You mean Death of a President ? Did you actually watch it ? It's not the Bush-bashing you imagine and I thought it was cleverly put together. It's more of a "what if?" movie. And fyi , if you go on the official website and click on the Review from people that didn't see the movie link, you can see the Hillary Clinton comment : "I think it's despicable!" So i really don't think she donated money to this film :)




Yeah, someone should really see a movie before calling it the "worst movie ever".


What a concept.