Mastermind of 7/7 caught

[Lynn7]

Some good news:

Article (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article1717571.ece)

[The Postmaster General]

These things always happen just in time, don't they?

[Beenthere]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
These things always happen just in time, don't they?

Now I know who masterminds all conspiracy theories in America! ;)

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by Beenthere
Now I know who masterminds all conspiracy theories in America! ;)


Yeah, take your hemp powered submarine back to Atlantis so you an the Elders of Zion can funnel more propaganda back to the John Birch Society, all just for the sake of having a laugh at my expense. One day your weather machine will backfire and they'll have to admit to the hidden whooping cough experiments in major cities. Yeah, then you'll be the ones that have to deal with hidden cameras in that remote control sensor on your cable box. Ha! Trying to force me to use language as a form of brainwashing. Well here's some telepathy coming your way.... Ha! How'd you like that?

[Beenthere]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Yeah, take your hemp powered submarine back to Atlantis so you an the Elders of Zion can funnel more propaganda back to the John Birch Society, all just for the sake of having a laugh at my expense. One day your weather machine will backfire and they'll have to admit to the hidden whooping cough experiments in major cities. Yeah, then you'll be the ones that have to deal with hidden cameras in that remote control sensor on your cable box. Ha! Trying to force me to use language as a form of brainwashing. Well here's some telepathy coming your way.... Ha! How'd you like that?

I did not know it was that bad. You got my sympathy not sarcasm.

I don't know if you knew or not but Vong and I are going to the therapy together. The basics one: lotsa girls ( my treat), some viagra (for some Canadians :D), delicious food (Vong's), and all craziness in the world. You're welcome to join. You can pay for the apartments and bribe the police. ;)

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by Beenthere
I did not know it was that bad. You got my sympathy not sarcasm.

I don't know if you knew or not but Vong and I are going to the therapy together. The basics one: lotsa girls ( my treat), some viagra (for some Canadians :D), delicious food (Vong's), and all craziness in the world. You're welcome to join. You can pay for the apartments and bribe the police. ;)


I think we have a new sitcom on our hands.

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by Beenthere
I did not know it was that bad. You got my sympathy not sarcasm.

I don't know if you knew or not but Vong and I are going to the therapy together. The basics one: lotsa girls ( my treat), some viagra (for some Canadians :D), delicious food (Vong's), and all craziness in the world. You're welcome to join. You can pay for the apartments and bribe the police. ;)


Well, I may not be able to partake in the women, because of the tracking chip my wife had implanted into my testicles while I was under sedation for wisdom tooth extraction, and go figure that she must of bribed every doctor I can think of to not perform the appropriate procedures to find and remove the chip - an obvious explanation for no returned phone calls.

Otherwise, I'm game. The only thing is that I will have to bring the blind dog with whom I've taken on the task of functioning as a seeing-eye human. The dog will be helpless without me, endlessly licking the cats ass, and always looking to unworn boots when begging for food. Oh, and the other thing is it's mute and invisible, I'm also pretty sure deaf - maybe the mute thing could be a vow of silence I don't know, even if it did talk - I mean, it's a dog, ain't like I could understand it or anything.

Oh, and at night I become possessed by the spirit of Redd Foxx, though my doctors say I'm actually just faking sleepwalking so that I can get away with telling dirty jokes while using a bad accent that can only be described as racially insulting.

Other than that, when my check comes (by the 5th of the month) I should be all set.

[Thrizzle]

He was captured last fall....it appears the administration is stocking piling good news stories for when heavier than usual piles of shit hit the fan. Right now we're in the midst of a prostitution scandal, AG firing scandal, and legislation to bring troops home accompanied by a Bush veto. 2 scandals is the norm, so the third mustve triggered this release.

[Lynn7]

You guys are all so negative. I can't take it. but i'm sure you will all swear that you support our troops.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by Lynn7
You guys are all so negative. I can't take it. but i'm sure you will all swear that you support our troops.


Actually, I support the war...just not the troops.

[Thrizzle]

Was i wrong? I dont see how presenting the obvious is negative. Ignoring the obvious though.....thats something else.

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by Lynn7
You guys are all so negative. I can't take it. but i'm sure you will all swear that you support our troops.


Yeah, we are negative about a war we feel is poorly planned and executed, but you are negative about people who try to discuss how we feel, but I'm sure you will swear up and down that you don't support the terrorists' goals to divide our people.