Gwyneth Paltrow Enjoys Putting Snake Venom on Her Face

[Scarfather]

http://theblemish.com/2007/08/gwyneth-paltrow-is-stupid/

Good idea.

[Mentiroso]

I would put dick venom on her face.

[thedudeman69]

I wonder if she gets it manually or automatically from Chris.

[RustyRazor]

Now, hold on.
Snake venom CAN prevent signs of aging.
Enough of it will KILL your stupid ass and you won't age much after that.

She named her kid Apple.
Should we expect a lot of intelligent manuevers from this woman?

[Shockwave]

I really dont see anything wrong with this as long as she doesnt go overbaord with the stuff.:confused:

Naming her kid Apple on the other hand....

Is her next kid going to be named Kumqaut?:p

[syxxpac]

Originally posted by Mentiroso
I would put dick venom on her face.

The more witty choice of phrase would've been "trouser snake venom", but you get points for getting there before me.

Foiled again! Blast!

[EVILxxx]

Apparently botulism wasn't dangerous enough.

[Mentiroso]

Originally posted by syxxpac
The more witty choice of phrase would've been "trouser snake venom", but you get points for getting there before me.

Foiled again! Blast!

I actually had trouser snake venom but then "dick venom" entered my mind and just had a nice ring to it so I went with that.

[Cronos]

well, she is blond :p

[JJFlamingo]

fuckin weirdo

[echo_bravo]

Hopefully she kills herself my doing that.