Lohan...coming to a rehab center near you!

[Cunning Visions]

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The Insider Online is reporting that Lohan entered the Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah. It's a drug and alcohol rehab center, and according to its Web site the facility was recently named by Town and Country magazine as one of the top substance abuse treatment facilities in the country.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3450884


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I'll keep track of her "progress" for everybody. Just follow the white trail from stop to stop.

[Kings-Rook1]

Originally posted by Cunning Visions
recently named by Town and Country magazine as one of the top substance abuse treatment facilities in the country.


LMAO; Town and County magazine rating rehabs...only in America.

[Cyclonus]

According to that map, she's headed in my general direction. Should I be worried?

[NuclearMisfit]

I give her a week then shell go to the next stop on the "National Lindsey Lohan Coke Tour" I hear Coke is sponsoring this events of her speaking out to young peoples about the goodness of coke.

Give me a fucking break, shes playing the fucking Hokey Pokey with rehab! When will people start to treat her like a hasbeen?

[electriclite]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
According to that map, she's headed in my general direction. Should I be worried?


Only when you're on the road.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Hey, why did she skip Nevada! This tour sucks! :D

[thedudeman69]

Great, now when I devolop a drug habit, I'll just read Town and Country while I am out on the street sleeping in my own piss and barf, not that it will ever happen.


The Lohan Coke train is stopping in a city near you!

[JJFlamingo]

Looks like another Country Club / Rehab will be graced by One Foot In The Grave Lohan...:D

[bigred760]

Is anyone keeping a running count of how many rehab centers she's been to? I've lost count.

[Johnson]

Funny headline from EW's cold but accurate assessment by the studios
I Know Who Killed Your Career (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20049806,00.html)

[RustyRazor]

She's a fucking joke.
Rehab will only work if you want it to and this clever grouping of trailer park trash doesn't actually want to get clean.
She just wants to avoid jail time by trying to SHOW she wants to clean up her act.

How many rehab centers, can Lindsay Lohan sign up to?
Tossing her ass in a penitentiary, is something the court should do.
A prison jumpsuit and a whole lot of bars, that's what awaits me or you.
Because she's been in movies, that sucked major ass, we should overlook this "little boo-boo"...

The answer, I suppose, is blowing up her nose...
The answer is blowing up her nose....



EVERYBODY SING!

[Vong]

$10 she dies in the next 2 years....anyone wanna bet?

[moviemaniac8210]

Every decade has their teen/young adult addicts...now you got Lohan following the likes of Drew Barrymore, Corey Haim and Feldman, Leif Garrett, etc. It's never going to end. There's always going to be the next teen to binge in front of the camera and I have a feeling Lohan will be battling her addictions for a long time to come. With money to burn and coke to snort, she won't stop until she hits rock bottom. It's a sad waste of life.

[bourahioro]

Originally posted by Vong
$10 she dies in the next 2 years....anyone wanna bet?

Sir, I'll take that bet!! I give her 3!!

[JJFlamingo]

What really burns my ass is that these high rated rehabs supposedly have the "best doctors" etc, and the fuckers cost upwards of $30000 for 30 fucking days! Who the fuck besides celebs and rich people have that kind of dough laying around?? If these clinics really cared about helping people and doing good and not lining their pockets, they would subscribe to an HMO and allow regular schmucks to go in there and get the treatment some so desperately need. Instead the average guy has to make do with plain ol AA and shit like that if God forbid they need help. Greedy pigfuckers...:mad:

[smok3h]

I always thought utah was on the eastern side of the States... I'm such a geography n00b :(

[Shockwave]

Im not that worried for them, she only seems to stay the weekend.

[Lindsey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/2715-linds.jpg

Yeah.. She's not going to make it.

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by Lindsey
Yeah.. She's not going to make it.

...that depends on where shes going.:)

[Kings-Rook1]

The coke snortin, alcoholic wore will be adorning news stands everywhere next month thanks to Maxim mag. She's got a feature spread and will be on the cover.

http://fiasco.realrock1011.com/timages/feeds/25542_fias-ip_1187176599.jpg

[Jon Lyrik]

Airbrushed.