Stop destroying good movies by constantly quoting them so goddamn much!!

[Quigles]

As many of you schmoes have probably noticed by now, I love posting rants. Here's my latest. (And to be fair, I'm just as guilty for quoting these movies as I know some of you are. For the sake of literary effect though, I don't mention that. Heh.)

URL: http://quigs.blogspot.com/2007/08/ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies.html

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Nothing makes a great movie suck like people quoting it day in and day out for months at a time. It's the go-to route used by individuals who aren't clever enough to come up with their own material, made worse by them thinking (thanks to the select few that laughed at their referencing) they've suddenly become the most hilarious stand-up comedian since George Carlin. Hey dipshit - they were laughing at the actual line, not your "sensational" joke-telling abilities. In fact, you probably butchered it. It was a sympathy laugh. They all secretly hate you. You're considered one big fucking joke. Even your psychiatrist thinks you should kill yourself. Also, your wife/girlfriend/hand is cheating on you.

And all because you wouldn't stop quoting movies like these...

10. OFFICE SPACE

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These three characters in "Office Space" are hilarious, but lets be honest, they're also unlikable and annoying. So just when you think there's nothing more aggravating than people quoting the same fucking movie over and over, this movie becomes popular and now people are quoting three alternatively irritating characters from the same fucking movie over and over. Meanwhile, I just stand back, stare aggressively, and clench my fist, waiting for the right moment to go postal and start shouting, "I'll show you a fucking O-face, you cocksucking motherfucker!!" I have learned the courtrooms are not fond of this response.

Other overused quotes:
"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh... Oh... Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!'"
"So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?"
"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."
"'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."
"Did you get that memo?"


9. MONTY PYTHON (all of them)

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Yes, actually, I did expect the Spanish Inquisition. Maybe if you didn't use the quote so goddamn much, I wouldn't have.

Other overused quotes:
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"It's just a flesh wound."
"We are the knights who say... NI!"
"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"


8. WEDDING CRASHERS

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I'm going to conduct a test to see whether or not you're qualified to quote "Wedding Crashers".

Part 1: Do something that's as funny as this...

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Oh, too bad. You already failed.

Other overused quotes:
"What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
"I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!"
"Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!"
"Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!"
"I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night."
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"


7. Anything with SAMUEL L. JACKSON

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I think we can all agree, Samuel L. Jackson is the baddest motherfucker alive. His ability of taking an otherwise mundane sentence and injecting it with a level of such ferocity is incredible. And it's all thanks to two little words. If used incorrectly though, those two little words can be deadly to a movie buff's ears. They can turn something that was once completely badass into something that is, quite frankly, completely gay. This gayness stems from an inability to capture the awesomeness that is Sam "the mutha fuckin' man" Jackson. Think you're up to the task? You're not. Don't even bother trying. You'll just fail at it like you do everything else in life. Motherfucker.

Other overused quotes:
"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!"
"English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do-you-speak it?"
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
"Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker."
"Oh now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you."


6. THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you won't stop quoting the same fucking joke over and over again.

Other overused quotes:
"She was a ho... for sho."
"AHHH, Kelly Clarkson!"
"You know how I know that you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I love it when balls are in my face'."
"I'm starvin'... let's get some fuckin' french toast!"
"You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal."

[Quigles]

5. ANCHORMAN

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"Great Poseidon's trident of racial injustice!"
"By the ball sweat of Hades' dank nether regions!"
"Holy man-dolphins of the Utah state tax commission!"

See? I can do it too. It's not that hard to come up with your own variations of Will Ferrell schtick. You just have to be as random as possible and end almost everything with an exclamation point.

For example, if you were at a party and the keg ran out, you could say (in the most Ferrell-like voice you have), "This alcoholic beverage has been a temptress to my taste buds, and now she's abandoned me for her brother-in-law like the pirate whore she is. Oh cruel irony! Why must you encompass my love in such rainbow-shaped bowls of heartache and frustration!?"

Or, you could choose not to look like a jackass. Just stop imitating him full stop. He may be funny when he does it, but you're not.

Other overused quotes:
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
"It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way."
"I ate a big red candle!"
"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with the pants."
"Loud noises!"
"I love lamp."


4. The AUSTIN POWERS Series

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This one has been especially painful to endure, because finding ways to contribute "Yeah, baby!" to a conversation is quite possibly the easiest thing in the world. Thus, even the dumbest of the dumb were doing it. The context didn't even matter. If somebody said something you agreed with, a piss-poor imitation of Mike Myers would follow.

This was made even more popular because it allowed people to narrowly escape looking like a fool by changing an intelligent conversation into a "humorous" one. For example...

Smart Person #1: I find the latest news of this injustice egregiously underdeveloped.
Smart Person #2: Quite right. The esoteric nature of the crimes leads me to believe the government is creating a factually false pretense intended to elude the citizens.
Smart Person #1: How about you, what are your thoughts on the matter?
You: ...uhh... Yeah, baby, yeah!

This of course would then lead to outbursts of laughter from everyone around you, as the topic would quickly change into a discussion about your amazing comical prowess and undeniable wit. Success!

(Note: I apologize on behalf on my poorly constructed "smart person" talk. I just strung a bunch of words I looked up in the thesaurus together in hopes of forming something remotely intellectual-sounding. I don't even know if what I wrote makes any sense.)

Other overused quotes:
"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
"I demand the sum of... ONE MILLION DOLLARS."
"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"
"Zip it!"
"Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner."
"I'm dead sexy."


3. BORAT

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Is your name Sacha Baron Cohen? No?
THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

Other overused quotes:
"My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"
"I like to make sexy time!"
"This suit is NOT BLACK!"
"Do this have a pussy magnet?"
"What's up with it, vanilla face?"
"Gypsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!"


2. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

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This movie could've earned itself a nice little cult following among respectable movie buffs. Instead, thanks to Hot Topic and douchebag teeny boppers, it will forever be known as the film that led to countless beatings on the playgrounds against bandwagon hopping bitches who wore "Vote for Pedro" shirts and would never shut the fuck up about num-chucks and tater tots. If you were one of those kids, kindly fuck off. You're not allowed to read my blog anymore.

No seriously, go away.

Other overused quotes:
"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?"
"A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed."
"I caught you a delicious bass."


1. 300

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It was funny when the trailer came out. It was funny when the movie hit theaters. It was still pretty funny about a month after that. But for fuck's sake, it's been almost a year!

GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. Honestly, this is MADNESS!


(...Don't you dare fucking say it... I will kill you.)

Other overused quotes:
"Tonight, we dine in hell!"
"Give them nothing! But take from them, everything!"
"MORE AGGRESSIVE YELLING. RAWR."

[jolanar]

This is Madness!

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Ok I won't finish that... although I'm damn tempted! But yah I udnerstand the rant, my girlfriend quotes comedies non stop. It can get old after a while, especially when your watching the movie and the person feels the need to quote the character mere seconds before the character actually says the line!!!




Oh by the way...

This IS SPAAARTA!

[JJFlamingo]

Nothing wrong with quoting movies you love I say...:D

[thedudeman69]

Hey Quigles, why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!

[outsyder]

Great list, but I don't agree with Wedding Crashers. While it was a comedy in the same vein as many of the others listed, it just wasn't as quotable. I probably would have replaced that with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or something.


But some quotes, despite being overused still get me every time, notably, the THIS IS SPARTA! quote, pretty much because of how over-the-top it is within the boundaries of a non-comedic movie and the underrated one from Anchorman "You are a smelly pirate hooker, why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

For some reason they never fail.:D

[aerocrystallake]

I think it's funny that people think they are being ironic or original when they quote Top Gun. At college people seem to think that it's cool to talk about that movie like it was the pinacle of the 1980s.

I also never need to hear any Matthew McC (guess who can't spell?) from Dazed and Confused again.

[bigred760]

I think I quote from the movie Snatch more than anything else. Those aren't the best quotes from Office Space ("I don't like my job . . . I don't think I'm going to go anymore." for starters). And I can quote Samuel L. Jackson very well - I don't screw it up, and I've had people tell me this.

Quoting movies kick ass.


I'm suprised Forrest Gump quotables wasn't mentioned.

[Cronos]

the only film i really ever hear people quote (and even then it's only a few people) on a regular basis is Borat with the whole "niiiiice" and "sexy time" crap, other than that i rarely meet anybody who quotes films outside of the internet

[electriclite]

Wait until Superbad comes out.



I'm already going "Jigga, jigga, yeah!"

[Damone]

Originally posted by Cronos
the only film i really ever hear people quote (and even then it's only a few people) on a regular basis is Borat with the whole "niiiiice" and "sexy time" crap, other than that i rarely meet anybody who quotes films outside of the internet

Me too. I must be hanging out at the wrong places cause I read that list thinking, "People quote these lines?"

[teenkiller]

I was obsessed with Anchorman but would only quote it while discussing it when I was talking about the movie with other people who had seen it. Same with Napoleon Dynamite. But yeah I used to hate the endless Austin Powers quoting. Office Space has been quoted to me several times while at work and that was okay with me though because it did sum up my feelings about work. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[mutesaint]

Ohhh Napolean Dynamite, we meet again fucker. I could have liked this movie. It has everything it needs to be liked. Its funny. Its Indie. Its about geeks. We need more movies about geeks, but it just had to go and fuck it up. It had to latch onto the goddamn college crowd where I went to school. I couldnt walk five feet without some idiot pretending like hes challenged and talking to a damn lama. Then it made it into my group of my wife's friends. These women think "Win a Date with Tad HAmilton" is one of the best movies of that year. I dont even want to mention how often they quoted it. (They saw the movie 6 times in theatres). I try daily to avoid those dame pedro/liger shirts and just to forget that god awful movie ever existed.

[sirdizzy]

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[Tweek]

Wait... Napolean Dynamite is a GOOD movie?


and instead of "Tonight we dine in hell!" I say "Tonight, we dine on brains!" To quote a Zack Snyder interview that no one i know has read. heh.but not all the time. nope.

[FatSakHead]

I'm shocked he didn't mention Full Metal Jacket quotes. Good God the next fucking person that says "Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" gets headbutted in the throat.

[montanetti]

No life comes to mind on seeing this thread.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
Hey Quigles, why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND! Funniest shit I've read.

[teenkiller]

Originally posted by sirdizzy
dude teen killer somedays I want to bash your head in with a rock, no offense but the impulse grabs me at times. You just admitted to quoting Napoleon Dynamite, I mean if that isn't a reason for a lynch mob I don't know what is.

Then theres the fact that every single bloody post you make has to end with "Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes."
dude I feel homocidal sometimes when I read that, fuck do you type that every fucking time or do you have it saved it some good damnable computer file you can copy and paste from every time you post. Dude no offense but its as bad as quoting movies over and over and over or people who type in all caps or use nothing but fucking net lingo LOL BRB MTF

Yeah quoting ND isn't something I care to do anymore. It was something that was real big at my work when it came out.

As for the closing statement. Well there's a reason why I put those two words in caps (minus the one letter), but I won't say why on the board. Also I never use net lingo. LOL ROFTLMAO and all that other crap. Hell I don't even know what MTF means.

It might also make you feel better to know that I have considered retiring the saying (which I've been using since I signed up) after my 10,000th post.

No offense? None taken,

At least you didn't make a topic about it like
THIS GUY (http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29299&highlight=teen+killer+annoying+shit)

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Quigles]

Woah. Posted my article on Digg a couple of days ago, and this morning it hit the front page.

So far it's got over 2100 diggs, and 473 comments. And the article itself has got 181 comments. It's currently placed second in the "Top 10 in Entertainment" section.

People must be desperate to read poorly compiled and completely random top ten lists, I suppose.

[Derek237]

Well, we all know IMDb is, anyway!

But this was a good list. I particularly have to agree with Borat and Napoleon Dynamite being over-quoted. It gets extremely annoying. Your list just goes to show, though, that this over-quoting will eventually pass. The newer and more popular the movie, the more people will spout out its lines because they don't have any original thoughts. People rarely will say "Yeah, Baby!" anymore, and soon enough "Verryyyy nice" will fade away, and be replaced with something new and possibly even more annoying.


I'll never get tired of "Hoo-Hah", though. And it's been 15 years.

[sirdizzy]

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[Quigles]

Originally posted by sirdizzy
Your He-man avatar doesn't help either, makes me think of those preachy messages at the end of cartoons in 80's. Dude little kid you just watched Gi Joe with all the fighting and cartoon violence now for a good hearted message, drink your ovaltine mother fucker.
What is it with people online and being so hateful towards one another? Why do people feel the need to just arbitrarily attack a person who has done nothing to them?

I've never understood that.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Edited upon request.

[KiKrusher99]

Great Odin's raven, that was a good rant. VERY NICE!

[sirdizzy]

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[vampirefan1]

Guys don't fight this thread could get locked.

[mutesaint]

Do calm down some SirDizzy and X-Nightcrawler. Nothing has been said here that anyone should risk getting in trouble over.


"There not the ones covered in fecal matter."
Now if anyone can tell you what shitty movie Im watching now on tv that I got that quote from, you watch entirely too many bad movies.

[sirdizzy]

I don't know but I just watched a movie that made me think I was covered in fecal matter, it was called Rush Hour 3: Chris Tucker needs another payday.

[Silverload]

I do agree that people who quote Napoleon Dynamite and wear ‘Vote for Pedro” shirts seriously need their asses kicked.

[Scarfather]

Very good list Quigs, and congrats on the diggs.

[Scarfather]

Originally posted by sirdizzy
fuck you nightcrawler, I don't remember asking for your 14 year old opinion, oh too bad something annoys you why don't you just commit suicide hahaha, what the fuck is that did you really fucking type that, do you have no fucking filter between your brain and your fingers before you type shit like that. I mean fucking read that shit out loud you sound like a complete and total fucking moron. Do you yell out in movies too, are you so impressed with your wit that you feel you have to share it with the rest of the world. Do people turn around on a regular basis and tell you to shut the fuck up, maybe that should be a hint your not that witty.

I told him no offense because I didn't mean to sound rude or be a complete fucking ass like you seem to be, I mean evidently I am not the only one bothered by it and there seems no point to post it in every single post. Hell he won't even elaborate on it for me, its like those idiots always laughing at some inside joke and then when you ask what the fuck they are laughing at they say nothing. I mean I like teenkiller he post some smart stuff but still I get annoyed reading that every time, I mean if I knew the reason behind it might not bother me so much.

What's your problem?

[Le_Big_Mac]

Originally posted by sirdizzy
dude teen killer somedays I want to bash your head in with a rock, no offense but the impulse grabs me at times. You just admitted to quoting Napoleon Dynamite, I mean if that isn't a reason for a lynch mob I don't know what is.

Then theres the fact that every single bloody post you make has to end with "Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes."
dude I feel homocidal sometimes when I read that

Originally posted by sirdizzy
Your He-man avatar doesn't help either, makes me think of those preachy messages at the end of cartoons in 80's. Dude little kid you just watched Gi Joe with all the fighting and cartoon violence now for a good hearted message, drink your ovaltine mother fucker.

Originally posted by Quigles
What is it with people online and being so hateful towards one another? Why do people feel the need to just arbitrarily attack a person who has done nothing to them?

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Do remove the stick from your ass, you hateful little man.

No one gives a shit if you're pissed off. If teenkiller makes you go homicidal, do your best to channel that into something more productive to all of us: go suicidal. We don't want you here either.

Originally posted by sirdizzy
fuck you nightcrawler, I don't remember asking for your 14 year old opinion, oh too bad something annoys you why don't you just commit suicide hahaha, what the fuck is that did you really fucking type that, do you have no fucking filter between your brain and your fingers before you type shit like that. I mean fucking read that shit out loud you sound like a complete and total fucking moron. Do you yell out in movies too, are you so impressed with your wit that you feel you have to share it with the rest of the world. Do people turn around on a regular basis and tell you to shut the fuck up, maybe that should be a hint your not that witty.




I'm in a glass thread of emotion!

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by sirdizzy
Your He-man avatar doesn't help either, makes me think of those preachy messages at the end of cartoons in 80's. Dude little kid you just watched Gi Joe with all the fighting and cartoon violence now for a good hearted message, drink your ovaltine mother fucker.


You need to get laid.

[sirdizzy]

make an appeal to my wife then

[Potzer! 37]

how did an angry little star wars nerd like you get married? Oh, oh...is she in a coma?

[sirdizzy]

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[X-Nightcrawler]

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[sirdizzy]

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[X-Nightcrawler]

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[sirdizzy]

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[X-Nightcrawler]

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[sirdizzy]

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[sirdizzy]

wait what was this thread about again, oh yea quoting movies endlessly.

I hate the snakes on the plane quote, its a terrible quote but everyone uses it. Does anyone watch Weeds they used it last year in there series finale, it made no sense but hey jump on the pop culture band wagon whenever you can I guess.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Edited upon request.

[Potzer! 37]

wow original, I feel bitter resentment from your part. I mean is that really the most clever thing you could think of, oh haha she's in a coma, do you also feel the need to share your wit in movies, do you laugh at your own jokes. Did you type that oh so clever comment and then just giggle with glee at how witty you are. that joke is older than me, and yet that was all you could come up with. Am I supposed to feel insulted, I mean because that was such a poor excuse for an insult you better let me know now.

A--I took the insult from a movie...remember this is a thread about movie quotes? Go watch High Fidelity.

B--That's a really long winded way of saying, "I don't care what you say"...methinks thou doth protest to much.


And who said I was angry, does your screen emit emotions, because you might want to get a patent on if if it does. Do you know what a patent is or should I lower my comments to your mother jokes to match your oh so witty retorts.

C--Anyone who pulls out a "fuck you" on the internet is angry...and on this site, ought to be banned.

D--How can you claim to joke around about bashing in someone's head and then not take a joke about yourself? Based only on this thread I'd say you're a hypocrit and probably a bit of an idiot. Did anybody who read your posts think you were being funny?

E--What's all this about patents? You've warped my fragile mind...please explain this...patent?

[Quigles]

This thread is madness. Yes, madness.




I wasn't being cute. I'm just gonna be really pissed if my rant gets closed because of your guys' incessant bitching at each other, when you should really be using the PM's.

[Potzer! 37]

madness? This is Sparta!

seriously though, i apologize...this is an exceptional rant...funny and honest...keep it up.

[thedudeman69]

sirdizzy some days I would like to smash your head in with a rock for no reason because I have tremendous anger issues and I take it out on people I don't know on the internet, so I am going outside and getting one big rock and dropping it on your head wherever you are because I am THAT FUCKING ANGRY!

[bourahioro]

Well....this is some real fucked up shit here.

*Some* of you are longtime schmoes with an impressive amount of posts; *Some* of you are relatively new, *ALL* of you are well known, and respected here. You *ALL* know the rules and regulations.

Normally, I send a nice little email to Winston Wolf, and he bans offenders, usually within a short amount of time. This is NOT my forum, I will delay my email to the Wolf until tomorrow, if your posts disappear, this one will too, and the Wolf doesn't have to know (Winston's one busy MFer, sometimes Moderators have to tip him off).

Thanks in advance,

Bourahioro - Moderator.

[crodger]

Anyway, back to the topic of the thread.

Any views on all the Arnie quotes that get thrown around? I don't think you can overuse Arnie quotes because they are so goddamn good!!

[God of War]

Originally posted by crodger
Anyway, back to the topic of the thread.

Any views on all the Arnie quotes that get thrown around? I don't think you can overuse Arnie quotes because they are so goddamn good!!
Arnies are the best. "ASTA LAVISTA, BABY!"

"WHAT IS THIS FUCKING TIE BUSINESS"

"DON'T DISTURB MY FRIEND, HE'S DEAD TIRED"

:)

[thedudeman69]

some of my friends misuse the quote from anchorman...

"That's How I Roll"


"I gave that girl herpes, that;s how I roll!"

"I rob old ladies, That's how I roll"

"I rape and pillage, because that's how I MOTHERFUCKING ROLLLL!"

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by Quigles
This thread is madness. Yes, madness.




I wasn't being cute. I'm just gonna be really pissed if my rant gets closed because of your guys' incessant bitching at each other, when you should really be using the PM's.


At least you were able to get it on the front page of a website. That's much better than a rant that you actually put effort in and it just dies with no afterlife.

The worst is when people try to quote Forrest Gump and do it with a horrible southern accent.

[Quigles]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
At least you were able to get it on the front page of a website. That's much better than a rant that you actually put effort in and it just dies with no afterlife.
Very true, but I much prefer your guys' opinions over that of the general Digg-using public's.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Quigles
This thread is madness. Yes, madness.
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

Originally posted by Quigles
I wasn't being cute. I'm just gonna be really pissed if my rant gets closed because of your guys' incessant bitching at each other, when you should really be using the PM's. I really apologize. Won't happen again.

[sirdizzy]

I am beggining to hate the 300 quotes, This is Spartaaaaa, I mean the worst were the Napoleon Dynamite quotes as I found that movie utterly stupid. And Austin Powers got old pretty quick but I never knew anyone who felt they needed to quote it endlessly.

I just hate when really bad dialogue and really bad quotes like get these mother fucking snakes off the mother fucking plane creep into other shows and movies. I mean thats a terrible line, its only said because its Sam Jackson and it always sounded stupid. I mean Say what mother fucker one more time I dare you fits the character and sounds cool. The snakes on the plane quote idiotic.

If you want another actor that gets those really bad one liner quotes its Will Smith. I make this look good.

[Winston Wolfe]

Consider this to be a WARNING to ALL schmoes who were insulting one another in this thread. The next time you do so, you will be BANNED from our forums for life, as you know, that is our rule.

It seems as though "cooler heads" might've prevailed this time, but many of you are SENIOR SCHMOES and should have known better than to get into bitch-fights on our board. Use email, PM or anything else for that, but our boards are for MOVIE DISCUSSIONS only.

Thanks for understanding and we're NOT closing this thread, as long as everyone REMAINS ON TOPIC (a good one) from here on out.

[mutesaint]

I quoted 40 year old virgin today. I said a girls was a "ho for sho". I feel a little dirty now.

Oh, and he fecal quote was from RV. Dont ask me why I was watching it. It was on tv and just seemed like the right thing to do...It wasnt.

[someguy]

Here's what I'm thinking on the whole thing...








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[Pride]

I'm really suprised Dodgeball didn't make it onto that list

And I'd also like to add that movies are still ruined by constant quoting even if they're not comedies

[Vash_4_Prez]

This isn't madness, this...
is...
MCLOVIN!!! CHICKA CHICKA YEA CHICKA!!!!
Nice little quote up mix to bring a smile to you mofos. :D

[EvilHenchman]

Damn fine list, Quigs. I am in agreement with and guilty of abusing numbers 10, 9, 7, 4, and 3. I may as well fess up and come clean about having "over-quoted" from the following movies: Goodfellas (Pretty much EVERY Pesci line...), Glengarry Glen Ross, Scarface, and Pulp Fiction. However, I've tended to - and still do - drop these quote bombs amongst friends and /or people who are as guilty as I am.

(I do like using, "What am I, on the pay-no-mind list over here?" whenever I'm on the receiving end of poor customer service...which is, unfortunately, all too often. :D)

Oh yeah: People can quote Anchorman all they like; it only serves to remind me of how utterly unfunny I found the film in the first place.

[Frank the Tank]

Anchorman was ruined by people around me overquoting it. I can't even watch it anymore. That's How I Roll is the most irritating quote ever. I groan out loud whenever I hear it.

I am glad that they didn't mention my favorite Sam Jackson quote that I like to use:

Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!


I usually don't like to quote movies in public unless they are really obscure and no one will get it like when I quote Cannibal! The Musical.

[chasingbanky]

Examples between a good quote and a bad quote...

Ex 1: The Big Lebowski

"Shut the fuck up Donny!" - Bad quote, everyone and there mother has used this at one point in their life.

"That creep can roll" - Solid quote. Not everyone will catch this one, but those who do will know how to follow it up.

EX 2: Big Trouble in Little China (This is a very rarely quoted film, so most quotes of this are welcome but...)

"Its all in the reflexes." - A bit on the played out/easy side of the quoting spectrum.

"What we have here is two guys dragging a third." - Subtle yet effective.

Rule number 1: Don't quote 300

Rule number 2: The more subtle the quote the more appreciative those who understand it are.

Rule number 3: Don't quote 300

[Badbird]

Meh. This list will change in a few years anyway.

I don't care. Some shit is always funny. Wedding Crashers, however, wasn't that funny to begin with.

You know how I know you're gay? You made a list about over quoted movies.

Very Nice!

[starcat]

we all quote tombstone all the time...

youre a daisy if you do
are we cross
its like playing cards with my brothers kids
law dont go round here lawdog
and so many more


and sometimes for a joke...we will say nobody puts baby in a corner

[echo_bravo]

Super Bad is gonna be the victim of this...I just know it.

[bigred760]

I like quoting movies and none of the movies I quote, or are quoted to me, get or seem worse after hearing or saying one. No movies are ruined for me because of endless quote repeating.

[Potzer! 37]

the only time it bothers me is when I hate the movie in the first place (read: Napoleon (I don't care if I misspelled it) Dynamite)

[ListersParanoia]

I quote movies constantly and it can get a little old but the only thing that burns my buttons is when somebody quotes a line of dialogue incorrectly or mixes and matches...uuugh that drives me banannas! I have this overwhelming urge to correct them but I have to chew it down lest I look like a completely neurotic dick...awe well.

[BubbaStrangelove]

This must be what they meant about 'talkies' ruining movies forever.