Terrance Howard = Weirdo

[Badbird]

ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?

TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.

ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.

TH: If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Interview (http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/11447/terrence-howard.html)

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Haha that story about his girlfriend was pretty funny.

[JJFlamingo]

Originally posted by Badbird
ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?

TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.

ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.

TH: If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

Interview (http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/11447/terrence-howard.html)

understandable...:D

[kcvoorhees]

Observation: Terrance Howard enjoys giving anal sex

[teenkiller]

He brings up a good point.They don't call it the Hershey Highway for nothing. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Terrence Howard is the shiniest goddamn person I've ever seen. Does he bathe in floor wax or something?

[electriclite]

Originally posted by kcvoorhees
Observation: Terrance Howard enjoys giving anal sex


Or performing tuckuslingus

[dreamcurls]

Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
Terrence Howard is the shiniest goddamn person I've ever seen. Does he bathe in floor wax or something?

LOL!
:D

[Lost in Space]

Originally posted by kcvoorhees
Observation: Terrance Howard enjoys giving anal sex

haha most likely

[drugs and hugs]

Observation: Terrance Howard enjoys giving anal sex

funny:)

[Tagia_Romero]

*eyebrow raise*

[The Postmaster General]

It's not that thinking this makes him weird, it's that he said it in an interview with a women's magazine.

[Digifruitella]

wtf is he talking about. explain.

[EVILxxx]

...You might be a salad tosser.

[The Postmaster General]

wtf is he talking about. explain.


I don't know why everyone is making it into some sexual perversion. He's not talking about wiping her ass, he's talking about her keeping her poontang clean. You know, women have to wipe that area in addition to their asses; many use moistened toiletries.

I've known plenty of guys who are extra concerned with a woman keeping her nether regions clean. The complaints I've heard have ranged from smell to texture. Apparently Howard is one of these guys. I don't see why it's all that weird, aside from the fact that this is somewhat of a strange thing to let strangers know about. Whatever, I guess some people want others to know their feelings about Jews, Terrance Howard wants people to know he likes his woman spit shined.

Personally, we have both moist towelettes and the dry paper at the Strangelove household. We subscribe to the belief that their is no single fool proof approach to completing our toileting. Dry wipe too much, you get chaffed. Wet wipe too much, your cracks start getting so soft and smooth that it becomes a distraction. Not to mention, those wet wipes aren't cheap.

[Vong]

It's hard out there for a pimp...

[yorrick brown]

[QUOTE=BubbaStrangelove;2575660]I don't know why everyone is making it into some sexual perversion. He's not talking about wiping her ass, he's talking about her keeping her poontang clean. You know, women have to wipe that area in addition to their asses; many use moistened toiletries.

I've known plenty of guys who are extra concerned with a woman keeping her nether regions clean. The complaints I've heard have ranged from smell to texture. Apparently Howard is one of these guys. I don't see why it's all that weird, aside from the fact that this is somewhat of a strange thing to let strangers know about. Whatever, I guess some people want others to know their feelings about Jews, Terrance Howard wants people to know he likes his woman spit shined.

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cleanliness is next to godliness .not like he`s asking us to use a hose.



terrance howard might think 'poon tang clan ain`t nuffin 2 mess with' well he`s a fucking loon

weirdo

[The Postmaster General]

^My point exactly. Even stranger is that this is a woman's magazine. The whole comment sort of came from really far left field. Combined with the story from his childhood, the comments read like he's more misogynistic than anything else. There's not so much wrong with being anally retentive about cleanliness (pun intended), but the fact that he - pretty much without prompting - said this to millions of women - that's the weird part.

His dream woman could basically be him with a vagina. Again, not so much that he thinks this... But he went there.

I suppose I can't argue against calling him a weirdo; at least not without providing a lecture on personal hygiene. Maybe Terrance Howard should do instructional videos.

"Hello, this is Terrance Howard. You may know me from such movies as Dreamgirls and Crash. I'm here to today to talk to you about keeping your pootennanny clean. Hahaha. I know what you're thinking: 'But Howard, what would you know about keeping a vagina clean?' Haha! Well, that's easy, because (looks at himself in a mirror) I've been keeping this pussy clean my whole life!"

[drugs and hugs]

clean va-gina very nnniiicccceeee.we shouldn`t knock him for wanting the world of womans hygiene to be a safe and clean .he must have our best interests at heart and i`m sure once he wins a oscar he`ll have the star power to bring this problem to the fore- front .screw darfur and the ozone.

actually isn`t that what the movie the inconvenient truth is about?

[JJFlamingo]

Personally, we have both moist towelettes and the dry paper at the Strangelove household. We subscribe to the belief that their is no single fool proof approach to completing our toileting. Dry wipe too much, you get chaffed. Wet wipe too much, your cracks start getting so soft and smooth that it becomes a distraction. Not to mention, those wet wipes aren't cheap.

Uh, a little too much info there friend...:p

[The Postmaster General]

Sharing is caring.

[NuclearMisfit]

Sharing is caring.

kudos to you sir for making sure your households holiest of holies is clean and Terrance Howard is too

[marcia brady]

kudos to you sir for making sure your households holiest of holies is clean and Terrance Howard is too

Maybe he should invite him over for "dinner".

[The Postmaster General]

kudos to you sir for making sure your households holiest of holies is clean and Terrance Howard is too



Cleanliness is next to that guy who played Chu Chu in Biker Boyz.

[The Postmaster General]

Maybe he should invite him over for "dinner".


You've read too much on the internet.

[Scorpio24]

Observation: Terrance Howard enjoys giving anal sex


Don't we all?


Funny thing is Terrance as ALWAYS come across as weird to me. Don't know why. I see him on tv and I think "fuck he's weird" I have no idea why though.

[The Postmaster General]

I think it's the mustache.

[Scorpio24]

Ha. :D

Funny enought I don't find him weird for this interview but something about seeing him talk makes me think weird. He also gives me the impression he's stoned 99% of the time.

[DareDevil]

"Hello, this is Terrance Howard. You may know me from such movies as Dreamgirls and Crash. I'm here to today to talk to you about keeping your pootennanny clean. Hahaha. I know what you're thinking: 'But Howard, what would you know about keeping a vagina clean?' Haha! Well, that's easy, because (looks at himself in a mirror) I've been keeping this pussy clean my whole life!"

LOL this has the be 1 the funniest thing I've ever read on these fourms... wouldn't expect it from anyone else Bubba ;)

With all that said... I think this makes Terrance cooler in my books... though his girlfriend had group sex with a lot of men at the same time to get back at him for not putting out... then phoned him and put him on speekerphone while she told him about the gangbang... Not balling

Telling millions of women that they dont clean themselves good enough... Very balling.