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edonline
08-21-2007, 05:59 PM
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1345122.php/Matt_Damons_Bourne_porn

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Matt Damon's got a wicked sense of humor
By BANG
Aug 20, 2007, 8:50 GMT

Matt Damon has joked he wants to make a pornographic version of the 'Bourne' trilogy.

The 36-year-old actor - who has reprised his role as former CIA assassin Jason Bourne for the third time in 'The Bourne Ultimatum' - suggested director Paul Greengrass should try making the action franchise X-rated.

When asked about Bourne the musical, he quipped: "Bourne the musical. That was my suggestion. I think you have to kind of change the genre. It's either got to be porn or a musical to re-ignite the franchise."

Matt then launched into spoof song from the proposed musical, singing: "They're chasing me, they're chasing me holy f***ing s**t."

The star also compared the previous DVD extras from the past two movies, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Identity' to "dog s**t".

He said: "One of the DVDs came out and it said explosive extra scenes and it was all these scenes that were not good enough to be in the movie. It's kind of like walking into a house, holding a bunch of dog shit and saying, 'Hey look what I almost stepped in.'

"I've seen the extras for the next DVD and they are very good. There is more behind the scenes footage."

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Sonny488
08-21-2007, 07:38 PM
Matt Damon going all grease while kicking peoples asses. Somebody just shoot me in the head now.

outsyder
08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
Needs to be said again.


Matt Damon. Awesome guy.

bigred760
08-21-2007, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by outsyder
Matt Damon. Awesome guy.

Mentiroso
08-21-2007, 09:37 PM
This is the third or fourth time in the last couple of years he has made jokes about doing porn in a real movie. He should just write, direct, and star in his own action/porn/thriller and get it over with.

He is awesome though.

Tagia_Romero
08-21-2007, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
This is the third or fourth time in the last couple of years he has made jokes about doing porn in a real movie. He should just write, direct, and star in his own action/porn/thriller and get it over with.

He is awesome though.

Haha, that might be something beautiful.

Provided he is a featured... STAR in it. :p

Damon's not my 'type', but I wouldn't rip my eyes out if he showed his ham and noodle.

JJFlamingo
08-22-2007, 02:59 AM
The real question is, who would be the lucky girl(s)...

I say bring Franka Potente's character back from the dead and hit the generic synthesizer music...:D

Tagia_Romero
08-22-2007, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by JJFlamingo
The real question is, who would be the lucky girl(s)...


Each sex to their own, but manudity should also be observed. Without it, there will be a bunch of disappointed/angry women, and believe me, that's not something you guys want. :D

Shockwave
08-22-2007, 05:22 AM
I also liked the musical idea.

Matt then launched into spoof song from the proposed musical, singing: "They're chasing me, they're chasing me holy f***ing s**t."

I could see that.:p

edonline
08-22-2007, 01:57 PM
Well, Matt's already got the names prepared...

The Porn Identity
The Porn Supremecy
The Porn Ultimatum

May I also suggest Good Will C*nting? :D

JasonBourne
08-22-2007, 09:41 PM
Believe it or not... Hustler already released Bourne porn spoof.. called The Porn Identity.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458907/

Scorpio24
08-23-2007, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by outsyder
Needs to be said again.


Matt Damon. Awesome guy.

And again.

Matt Damon. Awesome guy.

horsehead
08-23-2007, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by outsyder
Needs to be said again.


Matt Damon. Awesome guy.

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