View Full Version : Can you Live Against Your Fave Monster?
F13thFreak
08-24-2007, 07:14 PM
ive always wondered if anyone really really nows their favorite movie monster enough to survive an encounter with them...who do you think you could thwart during a night of death and devastation...also it would be raining outside....its always more terrifying in the rain
i think i know Jason pretty good...i think i could live thought a night of horrors with the big lug!
vesaker
08-24-2007, 11:21 PM
i could get away from Leatherface i think, and out smart him too. I mean i'm no crazy chick running through the woods so i could mabye trip him up along the way and take a big stone to his head or somethin..... yeah thats how ya do it
Kikabi
08-24-2007, 11:36 PM
Of course it has to be raining! Lol!
Yeah, good old Leatherface. My only real quibble about the great original is that there he is, this big guy - in a mask, no less - carrying a heavy chainsaw running after trim, fit Sally through the woods, and he's able to at least keep pace with her, not exactly believable. I think the key to him, really, is to be sure to keep him separated from his house and family members. And maybe compliment him on his mask du jour!:D
yorrick brown
08-24-2007, 11:52 PM
i think i could take on jason.i would just run my ass off and remember to duck as chances are he`ll throw something sharp at me.if i was at the camp i would get in a boat or try to drown him
leatherface.i would run screaming again as he chases me with his chainsaw.but i would hide then leap out and stab him then run and hide again etc etc.
freddy.i don`t think so i`m far to much off a deep sleeper.or i would get ahold of him and drag him into the real world then f--k him up.but i think freddy would kill me.
zombies .from 28 days/dawn.depends im far to slow of a runner but then again i`ve never had to run for my life.if i was in a car or a had a gun i would be ok,keep some distance but if it was in a fight i would get my ass ,face,etc eaten up.
vesaker
08-24-2007, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
i think i could take on jason.i would just run my ass off and remember to duck as chances are he`ll throw something sharp at me.if i was at the camp i would get in a boat or try to drown him
now are we talking "Jason Takes Manhattan" Jason? cause that mofo can teleport :D
Originally posted by yorrick brown
leatherface.i would run screaming again as he chases me with his chainsaw.but i would hide then leap out and stab him then run and hide again etc etc.
stop ripping off Jessica Beil lol
JJFlamingo
08-25-2007, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
i think i could take on jason.i would just run my ass off and remember to duck as chances are he`ll throw something sharp at me.if i was at the camp i would get in a boat or try to drown him
leatherface.i would run screaming again as he chases me with his chainsaw.but i would hide then leap out and stab him then run and hide again etc etc.
freddy.i don`t think so i`m far to much off a deep sleeper.or i would get ahold of him and drag him into the real world then f--k him up.but i think freddy would kill me.
zombies .from 28 days/dawn.depends im far to slow of a runner but then again i`ve never had to run for my life.if i was in a car or a had a gun i would be ok,keep some distance but if it was in a fight i would get my ass ,face,etc eaten up.
Don't worry, sweetie, I would protect you, or at least take the machete so that you could get away...:D
As for I would LIKE to fight, it would be that demon thing from Jeepers Creepers. Considering who its creator is, I think I would enjoy dishing it out an assbeating and send it back to Salva, who would probably then molest it...:D :D
F13thFreak
08-25-2007, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by JJFlamingo
As for I would LIKE to fight, it would be that demon thing from Jeepers Creepers. Considering who its creator is, I think I would enjoy dishing it out an assbeating and send it back to Salva, who would probably then molest it...:D :D [/B]
HAHAHAAHAHAHA ah man thats classic. Salva molesting the Creeper would be a disturbing thought alone....but im pretty sure thats what he would do.
jord2006
08-25-2007, 01:11 AM
Predator - im fucked
The Pale man - im low on magic chalk
Le_Big_Mac
08-25-2007, 01:28 AM
I could definitely survive a night with Norman Bates since he/his mother only kills women he finds attractive. And I'm not a woman (if I were, I wouldn't be attractive) and I don't think he's bisexual.
And I could probably survive an encounter with Godzilla as long as I stay between his legs. Unless he takes a giant shit on me.
But with the Alien, I'm a dead man.
X-Nightcrawler
08-25-2007, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by Le_Big_Mac
And I could probably survive an encounter with Godzilla as long as I stay between his legs. Unless he takes a giant shit on me. Kiiiinky. :D
Cronos
08-25-2007, 09:46 AM
Not with Freddy, an Alien or a Predator.
It would be easy with slow zombies, the fast ones which never tire would be a problem though.
Kikabi
08-25-2007, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Cronos
It would be easy with slow zombies, the fast ones which never tire would be a problem though.
Yeah, the slow ones aren't too bad, just avoid crowds of them and hole up in a friggin' basement! All I can think of for the fast ones is a machine gun and piles of amunition. Even then, changes aren't really good.
As for vampires, my favs, it all depends on the movie vamps, since some movies have different rules for different vamps - some can be kept at bay with a cross, some can't. Some can turn into things, some can't. Some can jump far distances, some can't - so on.
Over all, I have a moderate chance of survival if I have a couple of crosses, bottles of holy water, some good stakes and a machette for decapitation. But against my favorite vampires, Gary Oldman's Dracula and Antonio Banderas' Armand from Interview with the Vampire, forget it. I'm dead. Or possibly undead by morning!
They're too powerful, have that erotic charisma, and ability to mesmerize. If I had my choice of who'd bite me, I'd go with Armand because he's just so damn . . .
oohh, I just went into a swoon. Wha . . . what was I saying?
pablo_super1!
08-25-2007, 12:52 PM
I think with zombies slow and fast all you would need is like you said a machine gun with tons of ammo and a lot of grenades.
I could probobaly survive against Micheal myers if I had a grenade to blow him up him and jason the get my ass out of there.
I don't think I would fare to well against leatherface i'd probably die first.
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