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SkyNet
08-26-2007, 11:18 PM
saw this at the Perez Hilton.com site... so take that for what its worth...


Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt!!!!!
Filed under: Owen Wilson

his is just incredibly shocking.

Owen Wilson’s emergency hospitalization on Sunday was the result of a suicide attempt, The National Enquirer and Star magazine are exclusively reporting.

Sources tell the mags that Wilson sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Owen was discovered by a family member who summoned help.

Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Wilson’s house in Los Angeles around noon on Sunday.

Owen is said to be in stable condition at the moment.

This is hardcore.

Suicide is never a good option, kids.

DON’T do it!

Update:

National Enquirer editor-in-chief David Perel tells PerezHilton.com….

“Owen Wilson has now been transferred from St. John’s to another Los Angeles area hospital. His brothers Andrew and Luke are with him.

“Andrew found him after the suicide attempt and called an ambulance. Both of Owen’s wrists were slashed superficially and Owen had taken an overdose of pills.

“Owen was found with a nearly empty bottle of pills next to him. He was at his house in Santa Monica.”

sorry if this has already been posted, didnt see it on main page

someguy
08-26-2007, 11:28 PM
Maybe he saw the final cut of The Darjeeling Limited

Buck Turgidson
08-26-2007, 11:40 PM
He should have just broken his own nose. The massive nature of the trauma would've surely been fatal.

Addi88
08-26-2007, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by SkyNet
saw this at the Perez Hilton.com site... so take that for what its worth...


Owen Wilson Suicide Attempt!!!!!
Filed under: Owen Wilson

his is just incredibly shocking.

Owen Wilson’s emergency hospitalization on Sunday was the result of a suicide attempt

:(

Originally posted by SkyNet
The National Enquirer and Star magazine are exclusively reporting.

Wait...what? When did these become reliable sources?

If this is true, I hope he's alright.

EBastard
08-26-2007, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Addi88
:(



Wait...what? When did these become reliable sources?

If this is true, I hope he's alright.
If this is false, I hope he sues the shit outta those two fucking 'sources'.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

IF TRUE THOUGH, I FEEL THE SAME WAY ADDI.

bigred760
08-26-2007, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by SkyNet
Sources tell the mags that Wilson sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

He has more than one left wrist?

Anyway, considering the sources, I'll wait for a little more confirmation from something more reliable.

If it is true, here's hoping he pulls through - physically and mentally.

thedudeman69
08-26-2007, 11:56 PM
I smell bullshit when it comes to Star or National Enquirer. Also, how the fuck can you use Perez Hilton as a serious source. He's a blogger.
Blogs have the most unsourced material out there. I think it is bigger than it is. But who knows, he could've tried to comitt sucide, But why would he?

SkyNet
08-27-2007, 12:04 AM
well... i said take it for what it is when i posted it!

Whether its true or not... i realize i was taking a post from Perez Hilton! I wasnt quoting the bible (oh wait, even if i was quoting the bible, that'd be about as reliable as Perez hilton)... just sayin i knew that it could be false.. but still newsworthy oif proven true

JJFlamingo
08-27-2007, 12:09 AM
Holy shit, why would he do that??

Drewza89
08-27-2007, 12:27 AM
Even though I don't like him as an actor, I hope he will be OK if this is true.

dennisv
08-27-2007, 12:54 AM
After I read this, the first thing that immediately came to mind is this.

http://a7.vox.com/6a00c2251eb9fb8fdb00c2251ec6df8fdb-500pi

ilovemovies
08-27-2007, 01:10 AM
I really hope this turns out to be just another stupid tabloid lie because I'm a big fan of Owen's. :(

Scarfather
08-27-2007, 07:35 AM
Gotta give kudos to a blogger who posts everything before it's confirmed just so he can say: I posted it first.

It certainly worked out well, when he posted Fidel Castro died, two days ago.

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4398
http://perezhilton.com/?p=4401
http://perezhilton.com/?p=4403

I wouldn't have even heard about this if I hadn't been e-mailed a link to it, considering that major news outlets concur with my thesis that a fat attention seeking pygmy in a coffee shop with an internet connection is not a reliable news source.

notchreturns
08-27-2007, 12:55 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3526977&page=1

abc news is reporting it.

I hope they fixed his nose at least.

Or was that joke already made?

RustyRazor
08-27-2007, 01:16 PM
To quote Maggy SImpson:

"This is truly a disturbing universe."

If this story has been blown out of proportion to sell entertainment rags, not only should he sue, but get the option to kick the editors in their throats.

If it's true, I hope the guy gets some help.
It's a damned shame when it reaches the point in someone's life when that's their only option.

ChickFlick
08-27-2007, 01:34 PM
Just saw this on the news. Everything the OP posted seem to be accurate so far.

XCoRyX
08-27-2007, 02:38 PM
Crazy times if its true.

echo_bravo
08-27-2007, 02:40 PM
WOW, I really hope he is okay and makes it thru this.

It reminds me of The Royal Tenebaums film where his brother Luke slits his wrist and the Elliot Smith song comes on. Very disturbing...

DoCk
08-27-2007, 02:42 PM
i hope he's cool. he seems like a good guy. i wonder what would make a guy in his position do something like that?

moviemaniac8210
08-27-2007, 02:43 PM
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.

HeavyFknMetal
08-27-2007, 02:46 PM
maybe this is all just a publicity stunt


Yea, I'm a pretty bad person...

someguy
08-27-2007, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.

Haha, I was waiting for one of these people to come along.

XCoRyX
08-27-2007, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DoCk
i hope he's cool. he seems like a good guy. i wonder what would make a guy in his position do something like that?

Money only gets you so much in the happiness department,espicially if its so easy and typical to you. Sure, you throw me some good money right now I'll be happy for a while doing things with it and the such,but it doesn't stop certain things from happening in life.

pablo_super1!
08-27-2007, 03:38 PM
Maybe it was the loss of kate Hudson that drove him to it.

therealjohng
08-27-2007, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by pablo_super1!
Maybe it was the loss of kate Hudson that drove him to it.




Wouldn't that make you more happy? Maybe it's just me.

Shockwave
08-27-2007, 03:44 PM
Hrm.

Hope he gets over whatever drove him to this.

:(

Lindsey
08-27-2007, 03:48 PM
He released a statement saying:

""I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

So I guess he did. I gotta say, he was the last person I would expect to do that. He's banging a really hot model too. Hmmm?

DarthWade
08-27-2007, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by therealjohng
Wouldn't that make you more happy? Maybe it's just me.

Nah, it's not just you. I'd be having a party myself....

This is shocking. I wonder when his first Oprah appearance will be to discuss this?

Tagia_Romero
08-27-2007, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Shockwave
Hrm.

Hope he gets over whatever drove him to this.

:(

Thrizzle
08-27-2007, 05:40 PM
I'm not going to speculate on why he did this, but if i were someone who speculated, i would say that this is a result of Kate Hudson breaking up with him.

A.J. Hakari
08-27-2007, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Shockwave
Hope he gets over whatever drove him to this.

:(

Buck Turgidson
08-27-2007, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by notchreturns
I hope they fixed his nose at least.

Or was that joke already made? Sort of ;)

The Heart Collector
08-27-2007, 06:11 PM
:(

screamer581
08-27-2007, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.



Man you have to bite your tongue on here sometimes.


I hope Wilson gets better, and gets the help he needs.

Scarfather
08-27-2007, 06:34 PM
Upon that statement, I take it he did try to off himself. Of which I can only say: Nooo.

It's always the comedians who are hiding inner anguish. I hope he can learn and let live, because killing yourself is fucking stupid no matter what the reason.

therealjohng
08-27-2007, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
because killing yourself is fucking stupid no matter what the reason.


More people need to hear this. It's the fucking TRUTH.

The Heart Collector
08-27-2007, 08:01 PM
theres a lot of reasons why killing yourself wouldn't be stupid.

Le_Big_Mac
08-27-2007, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by The Heart Collector
theres a lot of reasons why killing yourself wouldn't be stupid.

He's not suffering from an incredibly horrible, uncurable terminal disease. There are better ways for him to solve his problems.

This is honestly the first person to do something crazy in the last year who I was surprised about doing it.

IronMonkey
08-27-2007, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.

Losers "attempt" suicide...Winners succeed..:D

The Heart Collector
08-27-2007, 08:35 PM
HAHAHA FUNNY!!!1

yorrick brown
08-27-2007, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
, because killing yourself is fucking stupid no matter what the reason.

and harold and maude is your favorite movie.

Brando @$$ Fat
08-27-2007, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by echo_bravo
WOW, I really hope he is okay and makes it thru this.

It reminds me of The Royal Tenebaums film where his brother Luke slits his wrist and the Elliot Smith song comes on. Very disturbing...


The same thing came to my mind as well. Although, I recall the song being by Elliott Smith.


Sorry, just a fan's pet peeve.

Scarfather
08-27-2007, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
and harold and maude is your favorite movie.

Maude shows Harold the joys of life, and he walks into the horizon a person with a purpose.

It is one of my favorite movies. Have you seen it?

yorrick brown
08-27-2007, 10:05 PM
just because owen wilson stars in comedys and is wacky guy whatever you want to call him.doesn`t mean he`s like that in real life.its always the people you least expect are the ones that are depressed inside ,always trying to make other people feel better about themselves when they should be worrying about there own care.so if owen wilson trys to kill himself to get attention or help then i `m not gonna judge.he`ll get the help he needs now.

plus we don`t even know if he did try to kill himself.

Criminal Rock
08-27-2007, 10:17 PM
Truly sad news... hopefully he can recover quickly.

SkyNet
08-27-2007, 10:36 PM
it is true about the comedians being the ones you least expect this sort of shit from... just remember RICHARD JENI... taking a gun shot wound to the head... and he was one of the better stand up comedians around, Big Steaming Pile of Me was hilarious.

Owen Wilson always seems like a bad ass down to earth dude, and he has a reputation for banging random chicks every day, so its very possible the dissolve of his relationship with Kate Hudson tipped him over the edge.

but Suicide Attempts are just... Bleh... if you wanna get the job done you go down the block not across the street

therealjohng
08-28-2007, 12:00 AM
So has there been any confirmation that he tried to commit suicide? All the news reports I've read say he's just been hospitalized. Other than a gossip site, we have nothing concrete.

JJFlamingo
08-28-2007, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
just because owen wilson stars in comedys and is wacky guy whatever you want to call him.doesn`t mean he`s like that in real life.its always the people you least expect are the ones that are depressed inside ,always trying to make other people feel better about themselves when they should be worrying about there own care.so if owen wilson trys to kill himself to get attention or help then i `m not gonna judge.he`ll get the help he needs now.


Yes, preach it Beautiful! :)

thedudeman69
08-28-2007, 01:20 AM
You know with all the giantic sluts going to "rehab" in the media lately, I at first didn't take this seriously. I mean, the dude might have some pyschological problems if he wants to fucking cut his wrists and shove pills down his throat. It is indeed sad the life of a comedian is the darkest of all. People expect you to be happy and funny, and carefree for a long while, but this shows even one of the funniest can have their problems.

therealjohng
08-28-2007, 01:56 AM
Owen Wilson is a comedian?

dennisv
08-28-2007, 03:11 AM
Maybe this whole thing is about his nose..

thedudeman69
08-28-2007, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by dennisv
Maybe this whole thing is about his nose..


maybe he tried to kill himself after all the bad nose jokes on the internet.



Johng, he stars in comedies, doesn't he?

Scorpio24
08-28-2007, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.


Good God.

It's never the ones you actualy would like to kill themselves that try is it?

If it is true and it looks likely that it is I trully hope that he comes through this and that his family can help him.

Comedians and people that try to make other people laugh are always it would seem prone to this kind of thing.

People saying killing yourslef is stupid.:o People talking about something they know little about shocker.

Scarfather
08-28-2007, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
People saying killing yourslef is stupid.:o People talking about something they know little about shocker.

Hey Jack! Long time never see! It's me! Death! You know, Death? Nah, it doesn't matter. I just thought that us being two celebrities and all that you might want to write a foreword for my new book?

It's called Avatar: Judging People's Life Experiences Based on Scattered Inconsequential Forum Posts. I thought you might like it! Hell, looks like it's right up your alley!

Sincerely, Death

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/94/Det_Sjunde_Inseglet_Death.jpg

fooknasty
08-28-2007, 11:02 AM
I just heard it on Fox News and they called it an attempted suicide.

Scorpio24
08-28-2007, 11:20 AM
Yes it's true. You can never tell of somebodies personal experinces on a subject through the written word.

Fucking hot women, publicity, stupid idea.

Definitley veiws of people that have knwoledge or experience with such a huge problem.


Tsk Tsk Tsk Scorp stop judging.

echo_bravo
08-28-2007, 01:32 PM
Man, his imdb page is one big cluster fuck right now.

jeo4
08-28-2007, 02:15 PM
I hope he gets the help he needs and I hope he makes better choices down the road. (That wasn't necessarily a slam to his career, either.)

notchreturns
08-28-2007, 02:20 PM
Ok, I got it.

Maybe he realized he'd made one shit movie too many.

Cronos
08-28-2007, 02:35 PM
I hope he gets the help he needs.

Shockwave
08-28-2007, 02:44 PM
I cant beleive some people think this is a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills maybe a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills and slitting your wrists is trying to make sure the job is done.:)

Sonny488
08-28-2007, 04:27 PM
Heard this from my dad this morning and I was shocked as hell...

Scarfather
08-28-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Yes it's true. You can never tell of somebodies personal experinces on a subject through the written word.

Fucking hot women, publicity, stupid idea.

Definitley veiws of people that have knwoledge or experience with such a huge problem.


Tsk Tsk Tsk Scorp stop judging.

I read this a bunch of times, but nothing came close to resembling a rational thought.

Scorpio24
08-28-2007, 05:51 PM
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7086/cat2pr1.th.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cat2pr1.jpg)

Scorpio24
08-28-2007, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Shockwave
I cant beleive some people think this is a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills maybe a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills and slitting your wrists is trying to make sure the job is done.

Every thread needs their might edgy hard asses Shockwave.

someguy
08-28-2007, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
I read this a bunch of times, but nothing came close to resembling a rational thought.

Why didn't you quote your own posts too?

Brando @$$ Fat
08-28-2007, 06:51 PM
I haven't been seeing it on the front pages of newspapers so it looks like his request to be left alone got through. I know people who have been in his situation and it usually does get better for them, and I hope it's the same for him.

Scarfather
08-28-2007, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by someguy
Why didn't you quote your own posts too?

Congratulations.

someguy
08-28-2007, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Scarfather
Dur dur d'être un bébé

Scarfather
08-28-2007, 08:09 PM
Uh oh! You're. too. smart!

How can I ever quote someone and replace their text with the title of a French pop song? It's just too much! There's probably even a shallow intimation regarding the age and stature of the pop singer! God! It burns my soul!

Since my lack of care is colossal enough for me to really not give a figment of a shit about your haughty nonsense, I won't steer this any further than here, though I'm sure you in all your frailty will need to have the last word, go right ahead.

Though to explain to Scorpio what my first reply of contrived sarcasm was about, of course I could never know what he, personally, individually is going through, with the loads of money and Kate Hudson, I was talking about the topic of suicide in general and how, personally, I don't believe it is ever justified, no matter what reasons whoever may think are worth it.

But it's totally subjective and I don't particularity care if someone wants to off themselves, I just believe that with a wide world of possibilities, to kill yourself is kind of pretty otiose.

someguy
08-28-2007, 08:52 PM
Congratulations

MacReady
08-28-2007, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Shockwave
I cant beleive some people think this is a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills maybe a cry for attention.

Over dosing on pills and slitting your wrists is trying to make sure the job is done.:)

Dude, those are like, the two most notoriously fallible suicide methods in the book. Like, he's rich and famous and in America so he probably could've gotten a handgun like that. Not to mention that he only slashed one wrists.

I smell a cry for attention.

IronMonkey
08-28-2007, 09:02 PM
The news broke tonight that he;s been hooked on HEROIN and COKE for a awhile now! Thats why Kate Hudson left and also Woody Harrelson tried staging an intervention at one point.

They even showed a clip of him in an interview when Zoolander came out - dude was fucking STONED..

LA-WHO-ZZZERRR

therealjohng
08-28-2007, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by IronMonkey
The news broke tonight that he;s been hooked on HEROIN and COKE for a awhile now! Thats why Kate Hudson left and also Woody Harrelson tried staging an intervention at one point.

They even showed a clip of him in an interview when Zoolander came out - dude was fucking STONED..

LA-WHO-ZZZERRR


Source?

ilovemovies
08-28-2007, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by MacReady

I smell a cry for attention.



Or a cry for help. Not necessarily the same thing.

Country1969
08-28-2007, 11:30 PM
I was shocked to see this too. I like him.
It shows you having money and fame isn't everything.
Nothing in this world is worth killing yourself for.
Life is too short. I'm broke, hate my job,married,1 kid, mortage payment for for the next 23 years, 2 car payments books for a few more years....and I'm not trying to kill myself. Just an average person trying to live life and pay bills.

I hope he recovers soon and gets his life back to normal and becomes bigger in the acting world.

God Bless

SkyNet
08-29-2007, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Shockwave

Over dosing on pills and slitting your wrists is trying to make sure the job is done.:)

if you wanna get the job done you go down the block not across the street

Across the Street... or slitting your wrists left to right is a cry for attention... its the "i WILL do something like this"

Down the Block... or slitting your wrists from top to bottom is the way you get the job done... more blood lost, faster.

i think this will be like Robert Downey jr... dude had his problems.. cleaned up and now he is on top of the world! and one of the best actors out there!

Owen Wilson is a very good actor, and dude needs help! Just like the Lindsay Lohan... they need ot get help and stick to the shit...

ive dealt with people like these... with Suicide Attempts and serious drug and alcohol abuse... SOMETIMES they can be helped and SOMETIMES you have to know it is over for them.. unfortunately i have dealt with the Latter more so than the former

MacReady
08-29-2007, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by SkyNet
[B]Across the Street... or slitting your wrists left to right is a cry for attention... its the "i WILL do something like this"

Down the Block... or slitting your wrists from top to bottom is the way you get the job done... more blood lost, faster./B]

While I shouldn't be trying to scare away potential agreers, I don't recall if there has been any news on how Owen cut his wrist.

ilovemovies
08-29-2007, 01:35 AM
Well if what IMDB says is true, then it looks like LA police have confirmed that Wilson did indeed try to kill himself.

That really sucks. I always think that people who try (or actually succeed) to commit suicide are selfish and only think about their own pain but don't take into consideration the pain they will cause to their families and friends.

But at least he failed and hopefully will get help.

bigred760
08-29-2007, 01:40 AM
Joblo.com's recent update on this story states that his brother, Andrew, found him. That must have scared the shit out of him.

yorrick brown
08-29-2007, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by bigred760
Joblo.com's recent update on this story states that his brother, Andrew, found him. That must have scared the shit out of him. but yet here it says it was luke.

Luke Wilson breaks down over Owen's suicide attempt
Wednesday Aug 29 14:00 AEST
By ninemsn staff


Luke Wilson has opened up to a US magazine over his older brother’s suicide attempt at the weekend.

In an interview with magazine OK!, Wilson broke down when quizzed about his brother's future.



When asked if Owen was going to be alright after his latest public ordeal, Luke replied in tears, ''I just don’t know''.




According to reports, it was Luke who found Owen bloodied and dazed in his Santa Monica home and made the 911 call.

Wilson was rushed to St John’s Hospital in Santa Monica before being transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre, where he is listed as stable.

Media speculation on the cause of the suicide attempt immediately centred on reports of a heated argument with an unknown close friend.

Other reports have spoken of Wilson’s depression and drug battle after the breakdown of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson.

In early June Wilson broke up with Hudson, whom he’d met last year on the set of the movie You, Me and Dupree.


Since then Hudson has been seen out and about with Punk'd actor Dax Shepard, the two catching the lens of the paparazzi with an impromptu makeout session in a local supermarket the day before Wilson was admitted to hospital.


Hudson, who is currently filming a movie in Boston, had to be taken away from set after she was told about Wilson's suicide attempt, according to UK reports.

''She looked upset,'' a witness told UK newspaper London Lite.

''She was on the phone, pacing back and forth, then her handlers came out and she was ushered into a white SUV.''

FLAME_ON
08-29-2007, 04:29 AM
God damn... some of the shit I've heard about this subject is what I would expect if it was about some hack Hollywood scum... But really, it's about a pretty cool dude who's always good for a few laughs.
Who cares if he has money, fame, women...
Sure suicide is not the right answer and is selfish to everyone on the outside but it's a personal demon that a lot of people face at some point or another; and most can just overcome the thought of it, but some can't.
Whatever drove him to the decision he made is his own... this is the type of thing that calls for support, not something to blame. Why bust his balls?

I hope for the best.

electriclite
08-29-2007, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Well if what IMDB says is true, then it looks like LA police have confirmed that Wilson did indeed try to kill himself.

That really sucks. I always think that people who try (or actually succeed) to commit suicide are selfish and only think about their own pain but don't take into consideration the pain they will cause to their families and friends.

But at least he failed and hopefully will get help.


90% of people who commit suicide are usually clinically diagnosed as mentally ill. At least 50% of schizophrenics will commit suicide.In the end you have to want to live life for yourself, not to make other people happy.

But when it comes to people who are not mentally ill but try to commit suicide, I get a bit angry cause the shit they're usually depressed about will ultimately pass, unlike something like bi-polar disorder or other mental illnesses. I mean, his brothers are going to have that image of how they found him burned into their memory forever, and it'll be years before they can even look at him and not wonder "Is he going to do it again?".

Its been stated by Owen that he has a string of "Irish depression" that he takes his creativity from. You can easily see in the "comedies" he's written, there are subtly hidden or completely obvious dark places the man is all too familiar with. But now apparently the string has become a subway.

Hopefully he'll get some BADLY needed therapy that will teach him better coping skills and who knows, maybe we'll get back the writing genius behind the freaking Royal Tenenbaums,
Rushmore and Bottle Rocket. Because I have a good feeling the drugs have impaired his writing.


I truly hope he gets the help he needs and pushes through this.

moviemaniac8210
08-29-2007, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by electriclite
I truly hope he gets the help he needs and pushes through this.

Me too. He needs mental help for sure. What if he would have actually succeeded? That would have been some crazy shit. He's a good actor and I laugh my ass off to most of his movies. Poor bastard.

yorrick brown
08-29-2007, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by electriclite

But when it comes to people who are not mentally ill but try to commit suicide, I get a bit angry cause the shit they're usually depressed about will ultimately pass,


Because I have a good feeling the drugs have impaired his writing.


I truly hope he gets the help he needs and pushes through this.


1st its not that easy for people with depression to get over things,when it does pass they have a fear it will happening again or"why me in the 1st place."

2nd .weed can have a major effect on certain people leading to depression in later years.

3rd.i hope he gets the help to .but in the end its gonna be up to him

electriclite
08-29-2007, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
1st its not that easy for people with depression to get over things,when it does pass they have a fear it will happening again or"why me in the 1st place."

2nd .weed can have a major effect on certain people leading to depression in later years.

3rd.i hope he gets the help to .but in the end its gonna be up to him

Yes, but Owen was doing more than just weed, and #2 coupled with other hard drugs can definitely aggravate the examples of #1, which I think is closer to what Owen Wilson may have been going through.

Because we've all had that feeling of whether the same bad shit will continue to happen again to us, but not all of us try to kill ourselves.

yorrick brown
08-30-2007, 01:26 AM
British funnyman Steve Coogan is taking swift legal advice after he was accused of providing Owen Wilson with the hard drugs that sent the actor spiraling to an all-time low. The Life Aquatic star is now recovering from the confirmed suicide bid at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as speculation about his mental state circulates through the world's media. And now Coogan has been dragged into the controversy after Fox News claimed friends of Wilson's were blaming the actor's Night At The Museum co-star for getting him into drugs. The news report features a quote from Courtney Love, who reportedly dated Coogan. She says, "I tried to warn Owen... I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy." But Coogan insists he's innocent to the charges he aided Wilson's decline, stating, "These accusations are unfounded, unhelpful and hurtful to all concerned." The Brit adds, "We are taking legal advice."
steve coogan aka alan partridge,now way .the wilson brothers had a cameo in around the world in 80 days.like your gonna listern to courtney love about the dangers of drugs or he`s a bad guy.

electriclite
08-30-2007, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
British funnyman Steve Coogan is taking swift legal advice after he was accused of providing Owen Wilson with the hard drugs that sent the actor spiraling to an all-time low. The Life Aquatic star is now recovering from the confirmed suicide bid at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as speculation about his mental state circulates through the world's media. And now Coogan has been dragged into the controversy after Fox News claimed friends of Wilson's were blaming the actor's Night At The Museum co-star for getting him into drugs. The news report features a quote from Courtney Love, who reportedly dated Coogan. She says, "I tried to warn Owen... I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy." But Coogan insists he's innocent to the charges he aided Wilson's decline, stating, "These accusations are unfounded, unhelpful and hurtful to all concerned." The Brit adds, "We are taking legal advice."


Whoa, whoa, whoa!

COURTNEY LOVE tried to warn someone about THEIR drug habit?!!

Ok, either hell has officially frozen over or I need to lay off the Robitussin.

yorrick brown
08-30-2007, 01:37 AM
no i think hells frozen over.

he should of listern to courtney love she knows whats shes on about she has a phd in drugs

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x45/blondieydivina/Courtney%20Love/clove_pelofug.jpg

she tried to warn about him

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Other/KyKy%20Celebs/Steve_Coogan.jpg

Buck Turgidson
08-30-2007, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by electriclite
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

COURTNEY LOVE tried to warn someone about THEIR drug habit?!!

Ok, either hell has officially frozen over or I need to lay off the Robitussin. :D

"It's bad enough this Steve Coogan guy basically made Owen Wilson want to kill himself, but you seriously have to reexamine your life if Courtney Love calls you a bad influence."

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/owen_wilson_was_hooked_on_drug.php

I guess Coogan gets to be the Andy Dick of this saga.

[SD] Bob Plisskin
08-30-2007, 02:34 AM
Is it me or does anyone think this whole Steve Coogan thing sounds like a good idea for a movie?

My comments on the whole Owen Wilson thing: Judge not lest ye be judged.

Scorpio24
08-30-2007, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Smooth move, Owen. :rolleyes:
Is this some kind of cry out for attention?
Is it really that hard to kill yourself? I wouldn't think so.

Changed your tune?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
Me too. He needs mental help for sure. What if he would have actually succeeded? That would have been some crazy shit. He's a good actor and I laugh my ass off to most of his movies. Poor bastard.


As for the depression discussion. Electrilite do we know if he wasn't clincly depressed? I haven't read many reports on the story recently so i'm not sure if that has been covered or not.

It seems most are assuming it was the drugs that pushed him into ths spiral. When it could just easily been depression that pushed him toward drugs. Then onto the suicide attempt.

I find it slghtly annoying when people say they get angry because somebody has attempted suicide. I see their point but unless they have a frame of reference I don't see how they can say such a thing. Unless you have an understanding of what he's going through(and absolutley none of us do) then you can't make that statement.

The man obvioulsy had troubles. Anyone who considers never mind tries to follow through with suicide has major problems. If it's depression then he's going to need alot of help. Depression is one of the biggest killers there is.

It's easy to sit back and judge when all we know is what superficial.com says happened.

yorrick brown
08-30-2007, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Changed your tune?:rolleyes:

i find it slghtly annoying when people say they get angry because somebody has attempted suicide. I see their point but unless they have a frame of reference I don't see how they can say such a thing. Unless you have an understanding of what he's going through(and absolutley none of us do) then you can't make that statement.

.
i`m sure theres people on here that suffer from depression or know people that do.

Scorpio24
08-30-2007, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
i`m sure theres people on here that suffer from depression or know people that do.

Yeah I meant that in a personal case kind of way. Like none of us know what Owen actualy went through.

But I definitley agree. People that have suffered with depression or have lived with people that have, defintley have veiws to bring to the conversation.

I don't mean to be arsey and hope i'm not being with people that have experiences with depression. My annoyance is with people that treat it as a joke.

electriclite
08-30-2007, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
As for the depression discussion. Electrilite do we know if he wasn't clincly depressed? I haven't read many reports on the story recently so i'm not sure if that has been covered or not.

There have never been reports made before or after the incident that stated Owen suffered from clinical depression.

The only mention of depression from Owen himself was when he was shooting Bottle Rocket and got depressed about shots, editing and the audience reaction to the film. Nothing that would raise any red flags.

Originally posted by Scorpio24
It seems most are assuming it was the drugs that pushed him into ths spiral. When it could just easily been depression that pushed him toward drugs. Then onto the suicide attempt.

There's depression with a capital "D" and there's your everyday garden-variety type depression. I believe depression is a natural state; we can't be happy all the time. I also believe we get over-medicated for things, in this country at least, that are considered natural or misinterpreted. My brother was prescribed Welbutrin for "mild" depression. At the same time I knew a girl who had been through horrors in life you don't even want to imagine who was also prescribed the same thing.

What exactly is "mild depression"? What differentiates mild from the regular depression we all go through at some point? Should it actually be treated or just gone through until it turns into something other than that?

One could easily take your garden-variety depression, couple it with the natural self-doubt of a creative type, mix in various hard drugs and create yourself one nasty downward spiral.

I just don't like all depression being lumped together like its all the same. There's a big difference between being an unfortunate soul born with a chemical imbalance and some misguided folk who get lost a little in life and start mixing The Devil's cocktail.

Originally posted by Scorpio24
I find it slightly annoying when people say they get angry because somebody has attempted suicide. I see their point but unless they have a frame of reference I don't see how they can say such a thing. Unless you have an understanding of what he's going through(and absolutely none of us do) then you can't make that statement.

The man obviously had troubles. Anyone who considers never mind tries to follow through with suicide has major problems. If it's depression then he's going to need alot of help. Depression is one of the biggest killers there is.

It's easy to sit back and judge when all we know is what superficial.com says happened.


No argument there. The guy tried to kill himself, that automatically qualifies him for the help of trained professionals.

yorrick brown
08-30-2007, 08:37 AM
over here they make you do the BECK TEST.where you have to answer a series of questions like
0 i do not feel sad
1i feel sad
2i am sad all the time and i can`t snap out of it
3i am so sad or unhappy that i can`t stand it

then you add up your score at the end and you go from there.

for a chemical inbalance in the brain they`ll will give you cipramil,which is great if you had a problem smoking to much weed when you where younger.


also steve coogan,i liked 24 hour party people and alan partridge.no way.courtney love must think trainspottings a doco .

JJFlamingo
08-30-2007, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
over here they make you do the BECK TEST.where you have to answer a series of questions like
0 i do not feel sad
1i feel sad
2i am sad all the time and i can`t snap out of it
3i am so sad or unhappy that i can`t stand it

then you add up your score at the end and you go from there.

for a chemical inbalance in the brain they`ll will give you cipramil,which is great if you had a problem smoking to much weed when you where younger.


also steve coogan,i liked 24 hour party people and alan partridge.no way.courtney love must think trainspottings a doco .

what she said...:)

moviemaniac8210
08-30-2007, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Scorpio24
Changed your tune?:rolleyes:

Of course, I'm not a complete asshole. Give this girl a break :D

I've been dealing with a mild case of depression for a few months now, myself. It sucks, but I'm not about to take my own life. Like I said, I hope he gets the help he needs.

Gregorious8
08-30-2007, 07:04 PM
The latest news is Steve Coogan's to blame for Owen's drug addiction.

Comes out of the blue to me.

X-Nightcrawler
08-30-2007, 07:49 PM
I like Owen.
. . . but screw that. What a cowardly thing to do. Chin the fuck up.

Mentiroso
08-30-2007, 09:15 PM
Why couldnt it have been Luke.

X-Nightcrawler
08-30-2007, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
Why couldnt it have been Luke. Ahaha, whoa.

ilovemovies
08-30-2007, 09:53 PM
Luke is a better actor. He can do drama.

I love Owen but I can't really take him seriously. However, that might be because I have not seen The Minus Man. I know he got good reviews for that flick.

Gregorious8
08-30-2007, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Luke is a better actor. He can do drama.

I love Owen but I can't really take him seriously. However, that might be because I have not seen The Minus Man. I know he got good reviews for that flick.

Have you not bore witness to Owen's riveting performance in Anaconda ?

Scorpio24
08-31-2007, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by electriclite
There's depression with a capital "D" and there's your everyday garden-variety type depression. I believe depression is a natural state; we can't be happy all the time. I also believe we get over-medicated for things, in this country at least, that are considered natural or misinterpreted. My brother was prescribed Welbutrin for "mild" depression. At the same time I knew a girl who had been through horrors in life you don't even want to imagine who was also prescribed the same thing.

What exactly is "mild depression"? What differentiates mild from the regular depression we all go through at some point? Should it actually be treated or just gone through until it turns into something other than that?

One could easily take your garden-variety depression, couple it with the natural self-doubt of a creative type, mix in various hard drugs and create yourself one nasty downward spiral.

I just don't like all depression being lumped together like its all the same. There's a big difference between being an unfortunate soul born with a chemical imbalance and some misguided folk who get lost a little in life and start mixing The Devil's cocktail.



I couldn't agree with you more about the overmedicating. From an outsider looking in America seems to have a slight obsesssion with Pyschiatry. Back a few years ago I couldn't pick up a magazine without some celebrity saying they needed to have a chat with their shrink before making a decision.

It seemed to become fassionable to have a shrink at one point. No longer were small decisions to be made with out much analysng. It was/is rediculous.

But yeah I completely agree that people are getting medicated for just having a bad day these days it would seem.

For me mild depression is something ALOT of people will go through. I don't think you should be medicated for that. I do believe you still need a little help with it though. But most of the time it seems like the rigours of life we all go through.

I dissagree with you some what when you say there's a big difference between somebody born with the unchemical balance and somebody that becomes that way maybe due to their enviroment.

I understand your point but I feel personaly no matter what way you get there you deserve all the help and support you can get. It's quite personal to me as a subject and i've seen 2 very different routes to the same rock bottom. The person that self distructed and hit the drugs hard was in the exact same turmoil as the person that was struggiling with the depression from an early age. The person on drugs was in a spiral that he couldn't stop. No matter how much help he had we couldn't stop what happened to him. We tried everything and it was purely an enviroment and pressure thing that made him lose it. People treat it as a simple "Oh well. He should pull himself togeather" "he's having no sympathy from me it was his decisions" I can assure you it's not that simple.

For me depression can be brought on from nowhere. I'm not talking mild depression I mean the type that can make you want to kill yourself. Drugs are not the answer we all know that but when you're on a downward spiral and getting out of bed seems something you can't face having the will power to turn drugs down is not an opton.

People tend to take drugs to help with or mask the pain. I for one am not going to judge them for it.

yorrick brown
08-31-2007, 11:11 PM
British comedian Steve Coogan is battling accusations that he helped bring on Owen Wilson's attempted suicide by fuelling the actor's addiction to drugs.

Coogan's ex-girlfriend Courtney Love has publicly named the British star of 24 Hour Party People as the source of Wilson's problems.




"I went through it with Steve," Love told Us Weekly magazine.

"I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends ... I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy," Love said.

But Coogan has responded through Access Hollywood, denying Love's accusations and offering support to Wilson.

"My thoughts are with my friend Owen at this difficult time, but I do want to set the record straight and say that the allegations . . . are completely and utterly false," he said.

Coogan and Wilson both had small roles in the upcoming comedy Tropic Thunder, directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr.

The New York Post quoted a source who said Coogan had returned to the US from Hawaii after Wilson's suicide attempt to try to speak with Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson and Ben Stiller about the film.

The paper also quoted an email from Love to Coogan, which read: "You must feel really great right now. Does this feel life-affirming?"

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 12:35 PM
Hi, my name is Owen Wilson. I'm sticking my dick in a gorgeous supermodel and I'm a multi-millionaire. I tried to kill myself because apparently I want more in my privileged life. My life that some people would kill their own mothers to have. And I tried to commit suicide, failing miserably at it. What a dumb fuck I am.

gyro_44
09-02-2007, 01:20 PM
Will some people never learn that money, fame and privilege do not buy happiness? It's pretty fucking obvious to me, after all the lives lost to drugs and suicide in Hollywood.

We can judge all we want and say Wilson is a whiny over-privileged superstar, but the truth is none of us will ever know what was going on in his head that drove him to these extremes.

thedudeman69
09-02-2007, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Mentiroso
Why couldnt it have been Luke.


he has the more horrible string of movies lately.

Backstabba
09-02-2007, 01:35 PM
He tried to kill himself, what a dumb fuck.

Are you kidding me?

Yes, he has money. Yes, he has fame. But I'm pretty fucking sure people don't kill themselves on a whim. They kill themselves when they are REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSED.

I don't really know why he did it, but I'm sure he had (what he thought was) a reason to.

Also, I really hope Coogan didn't truly introduce Owen to drugs which (might've) caused this whole thing. I think the two have great chemistry, and I was looking forward to future projects between the two.

notchreturns
09-02-2007, 04:11 PM
I never realized how horrible his resume is.

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by gyro_44
Will some people never learn that money, fame and privilege do not buy happiness? It's pretty fucking obvious to me, after all the lives lost to drugs and suicide in Hollywood.

We can judge all we want and say Wilson is a whiny over-privileged superstar, but the truth is none of us will ever know what was going on in his head that drove him to these extremes.

Please don't give me this cliched "money doesn't buy happiness" bullshit. I won't claim to know what was going on in Wilson's head and quite frankly I don't give a shit. Plenty of people lose their jobs, homes, children, wives, all their money, and wind up on the street with an incurable disease before they kill themselves. At least those people can honestly claim they have nothing to look forward to. These fucking depressed celebrities have three big ass houses, a $100 million dollar bank account, and all the free drugs they'll ever want for the rest of their so-called sad pathetic lives after their careers are over. They have the right to be depressed and I have the right to not fucking feel sorry for them.

I mean, holy shit, you don't fuckin see Bill Gates snorting a half ounce of powder every day, getting DUI's left and right, going in and out of rehab, and then telling the media how shitty his life is.

Rated R
09-02-2007, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by yorrick brown


Coogan had returned to the US from Hawaii

I think this line is hilarious. I can't believe an article printed that.

As for Wilson, shame really, but it does not affect me personally. I think arguing one side or another is pointless. You don't know him either way, feeling for him or calling him a selfish fuck. I like some of his movies, but we're neither friends nor enemies. This shouldn't be considered news.

gyro_44
09-02-2007, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Please don't give me this cliched "money doesn't buy happiness" bullshit.
I will give it to you as much as I want, because it's the fucking truth.

People of all classes commit suicide, whether they are rich or poor, single or with family. Some people will live in a crappy house, make minimum wage their entire life and be perfectly content with their lives. People from all walks of life have problems. It's easy to assume that because you have loads of money, you are a happy, well-adjusted person.

And I don't care if that sounds cliched, your bitter rant about celebrities is even more cliched. You have every right not to give a damn as you said, I've got no problem with that. But you're also saying that there shouldn't be any depressed celebrities, because they make shitloads of money?

Sorry, you just sound really bitter to me.

And no, money does not buy happiness. It may be cliched, but it's fucking plainly obvious to me.

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 05:35 PM
Actually, money does buy happiness. The notion it doesn't is just some Hallmark phrase used to make poor people feel better about themselves. And THAT is the fucking reality. And calling me ignorant then following that up with calling me a bitter person just because I don't feel sympathy for depressed celebrities is like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm actually pretty happy and content with myself and my life at the moment, regardless of what you might think.

They're just fucking actors. Their only real purpose in life is to act in movies so I can have something to entertain myself on a rainy day. That's what they aspired to be, and that's all they ever will be. Let me guess, Owen is depressed because one of his close family members stopped talking to him once he became famous. Or maybe not, I don't give a shit. The only thing I can give Owen credit for is he asked the media to fuck off, something which most celebrites who are suicidal do the exact opposite of.

gyro_44
09-02-2007, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Actually, money does buy happiness. The notion it doesn't is just some Hallmark phrase used to make poor people feel better about themselves. And THAT is the fucking reality. And calling me ignorant then following that up with calling me a bitter person just because I don't feel sympathy for depressed celebrities is like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm actually pretty happy and content with myself and my life at the moment, regardless of what you might think.
I never called you ignorant, nor did I ever imply that you are not happy with your life... thanks for putting words in my mouth, though.

If you are going to debate me, could you at least read what I wrote?

And no, the notion that money does buy happiness is not a reality, it is your opinion. I have a different one.

gyro_44
09-02-2007, 06:04 PM
By the way, I don't feel sorry for Owen Wilson. I just don't take suicide attempts lightly. I hope that his mental health improves.

Scarfather
09-02-2007, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Actually, money does buy happiness. The notion it doesn't is just some Hallmark phrase used to make poor people feel better about themselves.

:rolleyes:

chasingbanky
09-02-2007, 06:18 PM
This thread is depressing. Money buys happiness? Good luck with that one.

Superplasmatron
09-02-2007, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Actually, money does buy happiness. The notion it doesn't is just some Hallmark phrase used to make poor people feel better about themselves. And THAT is the fucking reality. And calling me ignorant then following that up with calling me a bitter person just because I don't feel sympathy for depressed celebrities is like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm actually pretty happy and content with myself and my life at the moment, regardless of what you might think.

They're just fucking actors. Their only real purpose in life is to act in movies so I can have something to entertain myself on a rainy day. That's what they aspired to be, and that's all they ever will be. Let me guess, Owen is depressed because one of his close family members stopped talking to him once he became famous. Or maybe not, I don't give a shit. The only thing I can give Owen credit for is he asked the media to fuck off, something which most celebrites who are suicidal do the exact opposite of.

I like his hair

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 08:54 PM
Okay, for those of you who don't think money buys happiness, please quit your job, take everything you have saved up in your bank account, and just flush it down the toilet. Since money is such a useless object not required to live a normal happy life, just fuckin get rid of it. Then see how your ass likes surviving without it. Last time I checked homeless people aren't exactly the most cheerful guys on the block. Money buys you clothes, food, shelter, transportation, entertainment, drugs, and women. You know how many people are depressed based solely on their financial problems? Money doesn't buy happiness? Yea right. Kiss my ass.

someguy
09-02-2007, 09:05 PM
I should mention that Wal-Mart is currently having a happiness sale on by the way.

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 09:07 PM
When you're cumming, you're happy. You cum by jacking off or having sex. You can by material at a porn shop to jack off to. So in essence, you can buy happiness from a porn shop.

Superplasmatron
09-02-2007, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
When you're cumming, you're happy. You cum by jacking off or having sex. You can by material at a porn shop to jack off to. So in essence, you can buy happiness from a porn shop.


Money does not by happiness and wanking leaves many feeling worthless, there are many happy poor people and many unhappy rich people,

paris hilton, elton john, mell gibson for example

FatSakHead
09-02-2007, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Roy L Dennis
Money does not by happiness and wanking leaves many feeling worthless, there are many happy poor people and many unhappy rich people,

paris hilton, elton john, mell gibson for example

When those people retire there won't be a lot for them to be depressed about. And if they weren't rich I'd be willing to bet they'd be 10 times more unhappier.

Brando @$$ Fat
09-02-2007, 09:14 PM
It doesn't matter how much money you have. If he did it because of a supposed drug problem, which seems to be the case here, then it wasn't like he was just a selfish asshole who could've just sucked it up. Nobody knows what Wilson was thinking, but it's not like he was just having a hissy fit that went too far. Nobody commits suicide because of a hissy fit. Obviously, he's gone through a severe depression.

someguy
09-03-2007, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
When you're cumming, you're happy. You cum by jacking off or having sex. You can by material at a porn shop to jack off to. So in essence, you can buy happiness from a porn shop.

Oh my good god archive this post

Brando @$$ Fat
09-03-2007, 01:02 AM
***EDIT***

Brando @$$ Fat
09-03-2007, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by someguy
Oh my good god archive this post


Yes, please.


As roy mentioned, wanking it doesn't mean you're happy. If anything, the more you feel the need to do it the worse it becomes. Besides, some people get a jolly out of cutting themselves but that doesn't mean they're happy. Or, as it seems to be the case with Owen Wilson, abusing drugs does not make you happy and they can destroy your will to live.


Enough with the class shit. Yeah, it might be slightly harder for poor people because they are not financially secure enough to be completely happy, but that's trivial in the overall scheme of things. Just because you're rich doesn't mean people respect you, or that everything is great for you, or that everything is capable of being great for you. People have problems that follow them throughout their entire lives. Thirty years from now, when Paris Hilton is old and nobody wants to fuck her or party with her anymore, what do you think she's going to do? Is her money going to save her? She could very well end up trying to kill herself as well, and of course nobody will feel bad for her because in this day in age people are too fucking cold and empty to feel for other people.

gyro_44
09-03-2007, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
When you're cumming, you're happy. You cum by jacking off or having sex. You can by material at a porn shop to jack off to. So in essence, you can buy happiness from a porn shop.
Yep, that's scientific all right.

I should go, I'm dying of laughter right now.

someguy
09-03-2007, 02:33 AM
smiles are at mcdonalds for free does this mean you can't buy happiness?

Scorpio24
09-03-2007, 05:25 AM
People that are depresed should read FatSakHead's posts. I really feel it would go a long way to brightening their day up.

bigred760
09-03-2007, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by Roy L Dennis
Money does not by happiness . . .

Yeah well . . . all I want is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

RustyRazor
09-03-2007, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by bigred760
Yeah well . . . all I want is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.


Amen, brother.
I'd like to give the "money can't buy hapiness" theory a shot.

FatSakHead
09-03-2007, 04:13 PM
Damn, I always thought masturbation was just another leisurely activity like chess and Russian Roulette. Shit, Joblo lists it as one of his hobbies. I didn't know that everybody who jerked off was depressed. Shit.

And by the way, your argument that nobody will want to party with Paris Hilton when she's old is mute at best, because she can PAY people to party with her. You do know that money can buy friends too right?

Superplasmatron
09-03-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Damn, I always thought masturbation was just another leisurely activity like chess and Russian Roulette. Shit, Joblo lists it as one of his hobbies. I didn't know that everybody who jerked off was depressed. Shit.

And by the way, your argument that nobody will want to party with Paris Hilton when she's old is mute at best, because she can PAY people to party with her. You do know that money can buy friends too right?


Paris may pay people to party with her, but she'll still be a sad spoiled rich kid, britany spears gets thousands a weak but shes clearly a drugged up asd case, and happiness is bullshit anyway, you don't need money to be happy. Masturabation is only fun when your doing it onto someone, preferably a teenager who is out of their mind on crack.

someguy
09-03-2007, 04:38 PM
If people are going to seriously debate those posts I might pull an Owen Wilson

FatSakHead
09-03-2007, 04:52 PM
Sometimes I get pissed at what someguy says, but he finally says something I can agree with. I mean, I was just going to bullshit and play along but damn, people actually took my posts seriously.

Brando @$$ Fat
09-03-2007, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Roy L Dennis
Masturabation is only fun when your doing it onto someone, preferably a teenager who is out of their mind on crack.

Hell yes.

Brando @$$ Fat
09-03-2007, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
Damn, I always thought masturbation was just another leisurely activity like chess and Russian Roulette. Shit, Joblo lists it as one of his hobbies. I didn't know that everybody who jerked off was depressed. Shit.

And by the way, your argument that nobody will want to party with Paris Hilton when she's old is mute at best, because she can PAY people to party with her. You do know that money can buy friends too right?

someguy, it looks like you're gonna have to pull an Owen Wilson.


People who have to pay others to like them usually have enough sense to realize that there is nothing really worthwhile about themselves and they're extremely lonely people.


Yeah, jerking off might be harmless, but jerking off every night of your life is, uh, something that might get old after a while. I'm sure people cry when they wank it every now and then.

SkyNet
09-04-2007, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by FatSakHead

And by the way, your argument that nobody will want to party with Paris Hilton when she's old is mute at best,

MOOT!!!

she wont be silent... she just wont matter!

FatSakHead
09-04-2007, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Brando @$$ Fat
someguy, it looks like you're gonna have to pull an Owen Wilson.


People who have to pay others to like them usually have enough sense to realize that there is nothing really worthwhile about themselves and they're extremely lonely people.


Yeah, jerking off might be harmless, but jerking off every night of your life is, uh, something that might get old after a while. I'm sure people cry when they wank it every now and then.

And that's my whole point. If you're depressed, you can *SURPRISE* buy you some happiness. Money is such a wonderful thing. In fact, there should be a market on happiness. People should be taxed based on the amount of serotonin in their brain.

Brando @$$ Fat
09-04-2007, 09:51 AM
I think my point was that Wilson thought he was buying happiness with drugs, but this argument is rather silly and I'd hate to see someguy pull an Owen Wilson on us.

FatSakHead
09-04-2007, 10:02 AM
I'd be more depressed if somebody tried to pull another I Spy or Shanghai Noon. Watching those movies makes me want to pull an Owen Wilson.

ilovemovies
09-04-2007, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by FatSakHead
I'd be more depressed if somebody tried to pull another I Spy or Shanghai Noon. Watching those movies makes me want to pull an Owen Wilson.

Shanghai Noon was good.

Superplasmatron
09-04-2007, 11:05 AM
Shanghai noon was so bad it made my eyes and ears bleed.

Owen has been in his fair share of shit films,

You, Me and Dupree
Cars
Wedding Crashers
Around the World in 80 Days
Starsky & Hutch
The Big Bounce
Shanghai Knights .
I Spy
Shanghai Noon


but the biggest peice of shit he was in was Kate Hudson.

ilovemovies
09-04-2007, 11:21 AM
I actually liked most of those except for Aroun the World in 80 Days which I haven't seen.

And Kate Hudson is hot.

Superplasmatron
09-04-2007, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
I actually liked most of those except for Aroun the World in 80 Days which I haven't seen.

And Kate Hudson is hot.


hot for a girl who cheated on her husband and father of her child, breaking up her own marriage in the process then going off with the ugly dude from employee of the month, resulting in Wilson trying to top himself
mmmm thats real hot too me,

can't wait for the The Darjeeling Limited, looks outstanding


oh and on my shit films list hes been in, I forgot

The haunting and Anaconda







I love Goldie and I'm sorry her daughter is a slut,

ilovemovies
09-04-2007, 11:49 AM
Well you are being awfully judgemental. :rolleyes:

Even if Kate is the reason for Owen's suicide attempt, and that's a big if since they are saying it's not, but even if that is the case, blaming it on her is unfair.

And just that you know, they are saying that it was HE who alienated her with his hard partying. So it's Owen's fault that Kate left. Perfectly understandable to me.

Superplasmatron
09-04-2007, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
Well you are being awfully judgemental. :rolleyes:

Even if Kate is the reason for Owen's suicide attempt, and that's a big if since they are saying it's not, but even if that is the case, blaming it on her is unfair.

And just that you know, they are saying that it was HE who alienated her with his hard partying. So it's Owen's fault that Kate left. Perfectly understandable to me.

someones being reading too many tabloids :rolleyes:

ilovemovies
09-04-2007, 12:18 PM
You accuse me of reading too many tabloids yet you are the one claims that Kate's marriage fell apart because of her cheating.

I may be guilty of listening to tabloids in that case (I usually don't but I guess in this case I did) but so are you.

Scarfather
09-04-2007, 12:34 PM
http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/owen-wilson-at-home1.jpg

Superplasmatron
09-04-2007, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
You accuse me of reading too many tabloids yet you are the one claims that Kate's marriage fell apart because of her cheating.

I may be guilty of listening to tabloids in that case (I usually don't but I guess in this case I did) but so are you.


I was pulling your leg, having a laugh,

the very nature of this forum is one of discussing tabloids, where on the celeb talk gossip forum, geez

but anyway, I think it's actually very sad that famous people get in the papers cause they try to top themselves, in his state seeing his stupidity splashed all over the papers is not goning to make him feel better, especially when idiots like Courtney love use it as an excuse to rubbish Owens friends.

Lindsey
09-04-2007, 02:12 PM
Thread coming to an end???

Big brother is watching.

BadCoverVersion
09-04-2007, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
You accuse me of reading too many tabloids yet you are the one claims that Kate's marriage fell apart because of her cheating.

Hudson and her hubbie separated amidst a gazillion affair rumours...days after they announced their split she was canoodling with the beaky one.

Of course their publicists batted about all the "it was a friendship that developed into a relationship" bullshit, but it's pretty obvious that they were getting up all close and personal long before it became public knowledge...I mean C'MON! ;)

I feel for Owen as it can't be very nice having your personal problems splashed all over the tabloids, but it is the nature of the fame game.

I hope he gets the help he obviously needs...and it'd be nice if Courtney crawled back under her rock in the meantime. Everybody knows Coogan is an insatiable coke-hungry pervert but I fail to understand how he is responsible for driving a man to suicide.

yorrick brown
09-08-2007, 05:27 AM
Owen Wilson's recent suicide attempt wasn't the first time the troubled movie star had tried to take his life, according to shocking new U.S. reports. The Wedding Crashers star allegedly slashed his wrists and was found distressed at his Santa Monica, California home by his brother Andrew on August 26. He was taken to a nearby hospital emergency room and then spent a week under supervision at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Official reports confirm Wilson attempted suicide, and now a family friend has told tabloid the National Enquirer that the recent incident wasn't Wilson's first cry for help. The unnamed source tells the publication, "A good portion of his (Wilson's) life has been dedicated to fighting depression and addiction... This is the third time he's tried killing himself." And the source insists Wilson's break-up with girlfriend Kate Hudson wasn't to blame for the suicide attempt, as has been suggested - he was actually distraught after failing to come up with material for a friend's film project. The insider adds, "Owen felt demoralized after letting down his pal."

Scarfather
09-08-2007, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by yorrick brown
- he was actually distraught after failing to come up with material for a friend's film project. The insider adds, "Owen felt demoralized after letting down his pal."

I wonder if it was Wes? That would suck.

IronMonkey
09-08-2007, 05:55 PM
He felt "demoralized" after failing to come up with material for a friends film..so he attempted suicide..wow.this guy just keeps turning into an even bigger loser every time I hear new events

chasingbanky
09-08-2007, 06:19 PM
National enquirer isn't what I'd call a solid source of information. I would also have to say that Unnamed sources are also not very reliable.