ACTION! BOOBIES! FAST CARS! No, im still not going to see your crappy movie!

[Mr.HyDe807]

You know whats great? The fact that some movie commercials just personify a simple fact that would somehow make me, your average movie-goer, actually see a movie. Did i learn about the plot? Nah, i was shown Jessica Alba become a stupid klutz and lose her underwear.

Now, if some of you are interested by this ploy, im not giving you flack. Hell, you probably have a more open opinion than i do, and thats cool, good for you. I, on the other hand, think that its fucking stupid. Im not gonna buy a movie that i havent seen just because the commercial says "Fast cars, hot women, a one legged drifter named rico Suave"....okay, the last thing sounds pretty cool, but just becuase your movie is crap, doesnt mean you need to throw cool themes into my face. Hell, the commercial porbably shown me all i needed to see, so thanks, but no thanks!

Good day :D

[JJFlamingo]

Not everyone can be as sophisticated as us Internet folk...:D

[Tagia_Romero]

Oh please, you can't deny the power of breasts of booty no matter how hard you try. :D

[Brando @$$ Fat]

I wouldn't mind a two-hour movie where Jessica Alba loses her underwear and spends the whole time trying to find it.

Fast cars and action though, I can do without, unless it's just an awesome movie. This is where my hate for Michael Bay kicks in. He doesn't mind fast cars, action, and crane shots galore, but when it comes to boobs he just has to put his foot down.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Oh please, you can't deny the power of breasts of booty no matter how hard you try. :D

Touche Tagia, touche.:D

[RustyRazor]

And THIS is the way the entertainment industry decides to push movies that lack anything in the way of entertainment.

But someone keeps going to see this stuff.

[Cronos]

The whole fast cars thing is starting to bore me now, as for action and boobies, can't get enough of those :p:D.

[Le_Big_Mac]

This seems like some sort of reaction to the thread about Anne Hathaway in Havoc.

Anyway, the people who make most of those trailers just care about getting people to pay to see the movie. Not everyone is sophisticated enough to not constitute boobs, explosions, guns and fast cars as the makings of a great movie.

[montanetti]

Action + Boobs = Ticket bought

[Addi88]

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/redline1_large.jpg

C'mon, you KNOW you want to see it.
;)

[Tweek]

I wouldn't mind a two-hour movie where Jessica Alba loses her underwear and spends the whole time trying to find it.

nor would i, good sir.

[montanetti]

You'd be suffering from a severe case of TCS after that,

[Duke Nukem]

Is this rant pointing to "Shoot `Em Up" or action/cutesy movies in general? Either way, thank you.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Duke Nukem
Is this rant pointing to "Shoot `Em Up" or action/cutesy movies in general? Either way, thank you.

Nah, im all for mindless entertainment. I just hate movies that are were widely recieved poor reviews to resort to just saying "FAST CARS<,HOT WOMEN, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!" or when their DVD comes out. Then, seeing Good luck Chuck commercial with just Jessica Alba in it, thinking that it would honestly make me see this movie soley for her. I know other people

Sorry Hollywood, im good.:D

[LordSimen]

The Fast and the Furious is the epitome of this.

[Sonny488]

Yea there was really no boobs in The Fast and The Furious though, well unless you count Vin Diesels.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Mr.HyDe807
Then, seeing Good luck Chuck commercial with just Jessica Alba in it, thinking that it would honestly make me see this movie soley for her. I know other people

Sorry Hollywood, im good.:D

Are you POSITIVELY sure, dear? :D That still sounds a little suss. :p

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Are you POSITIVELY sure, dear? :D That still sounds a little suss. :p

I assure you Tagia, im one of the good guys.....well, maybe that good guy hats a little rough around the edges, but a good guy none the less. :D

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Sonny488
Yea there was really no boobs in The Fast and The Furious though, well unless you count Vin Diesels.

Your point being? :D