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Spidey
08-30-2007, 01:01 PM
http://maxupload.com/img/1342A386.jpg


Sorry, couldn't help it.... ;)

FLAME_ON
08-30-2007, 01:35 PM
I was going to make a smart ass comment like...
"She knows how to use a tool???"
But it's just a screwdriver... I mean, she knows how to give a hand job so I would only hope she could use one of those.

Tony_Montana
08-30-2007, 06:27 PM
Hahaha

Lindsey
08-30-2007, 08:11 PM
Hahaha.. Let's see how many views this thread gets.

Tricky, tricky. ;)

bigred760
08-30-2007, 09:54 PM
I never realized that swimming pools had screws.

therealjohng
08-30-2007, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by bigred760
I never realized that swimming pools had screws.



Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


whispers *let her have her fun*

DunlopolnuD
08-30-2007, 11:39 PM
I feel so used...

JJFlamingo
08-31-2007, 01:06 AM
twistin and tuggin...

bigred760
08-31-2007, 01:15 AM
You know . . . if someone told me that Paris Hilton had a screwdriver at a swimming pool . . . that's not the image that would've come to mind.

[SD] Bob Plisskin
08-31-2007, 03:51 AM
Damn false advertising!

I like to see that she still manages to look like a slut. Methinks this was a staged photo so people would do exactly what you've done and send it in emails and stuff.

Paris is the biggest Andy Kauffman since ... well.... Andy Kauffman...

Criminal Rock
08-31-2007, 04:39 AM
What the hell does Paris think she's doing?

arto_j
08-31-2007, 04:43 AM
That's pretty funny.

echo_bravo
08-31-2007, 10:34 AM
Haha classic:D

Brando @$$ Fat
08-31-2007, 11:32 AM
I'm surprised she's holding it the way she is.

Shockwave
08-31-2007, 03:35 PM
Bastard!;)

Ill admit, that one got me.:p

AnakinSkywalker
08-31-2007, 06:22 PM
Victim # 14


"now Paris...thats not how u use a screwdriver...u can take it out from between your legs now.":cool:

Terror Australis
09-01-2007, 12:38 AM
Haha! You had me there for second!:D

NuclearMisfit
09-01-2007, 10:12 AM
The look on her face is priceless its looks like shes suprised that shes actually achieving something, the tagline on this pic should be in the national papers "Paris begins work on her new homeless shelter".

Knowing that bitch she would drain the pool and put a tarp over it and have a wooden sign "Homless cum here"

KcMsterpce
09-01-2007, 10:15 AM
Actually, the really funny part is that she's actually holding an ICEPICK, and is trying to chip off some of that white ice to put into her fresh martini.

NuclearMisfit
09-01-2007, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by KcMsterpce
Actually, the really funny part is that she's actually holding an ICEPICK, and is trying to chip off some of that white ice to put into her fresh martini.

She aint trying to chip off white ice, shes using the icepick to chip off the barnacles on her STD infested pussuah

Le_Big_Mac
09-02-2007, 02:23 PM
It actually more suprising that Paris Hilton is bothering to do work for herself, even when there's nothing to screw, than that she'd be having sex next to a pool in public.

grendelmonkey
09-24-2007, 07:47 PM
In heels no less. I wonder if she'd come over and build a deck for me. I'll post the footage if she does.