Andy Dick is still a dick

[echo_bravo]

Comedian’s behavior in Ohio included groping patrons, urinating on floor
The Associated Press
Updated: 1:29 p.m. ET Aug 31, 2007
COLUMBUS, Ohio - David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom “NewsRadio,” who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club’s managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn’t be found and missed that morning’s flight to Los Angeles.

Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

Dick’s manager, Max Burgos, did not immediately respond Friday to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense, a court employee said.

© 2007 The Associated Press. .
URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20533109/


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Man, where is Jon Lovitz when you need him??:mad:

[thedudeman69]

Andy Dick is actually making pissing on a floor hip right now. I am going to to do it...after I am done smearing feces all over myself.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Man, where is Jon Lovitz when you need him??:mad:


He'll be in L.A. the rest of his life.

[IronMonkey]

Unreal - When is this loser gonna OD and drop dead already?

[Cop No. 633]

Andy Dick needs to go give himself a BJ and break his neck so the coroner could go and find him with his lips resting on his balls.

[Frank the Tank]

I can't believe I used to find this douche funny.

What was I thinking?

[X-Nightcrawler]

Dammit, and I loved that guy.

[Buck Turgidson]

I've always utterly despised this asshole, so I feel very, very vindicated.

[bigred760]

I've never found this guy funny. And I constantly hear stories of this guy being a total asshole everywhere he goes.

The guy's not that big of a celebrity . . . somebody should tell him this . . . if he's ever clean or sober again.

[JJFlamingo]

he should be put to death...:D

[outsyder]

And the Andy Dick Death Clock ticks on . . . .

[EBastard]

As of right now, he's Andy Cunt to me.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.

[RustyRazor]

Reminds me of this guy that stands on the corner three blocks down from my apartment.

Sings songs LOUDLY to himself.
Dances around and tries to dance with people if they walk past him.
Carries on conversations with people at the bus stop, whether they want to or not.

He doesn't urinate on anyone though.

Maybe the corner guy should try for an entertainment career and Andy Dick should take the corner spot.

MTV would sign him to a reality show.

"Hangin' On The Corner" with the Corner Guy.
Special guest star this week: Nick Cannon!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by RustyRazor

"Hangin' On The Corner" with the Corner Guy.
Special guest star this week: Nick Cannon! That's Emmy material! You want a producer job at MTV? How does a million a year sound?

[grendelmonkey]

He is trying to get help. He wants to be locked up. I am sorry he can't straighten it out. I know he wants to be a good person and can't. No one wants to help him and he is out of control. I have talked with him about it, he is uncomfortable with the fact that I can see what he is feeling. I can talk to him, but he isn't able to change. Maybe he should be locked up. He has no idea why he does what he does. That is not a lousy thing to have going on, but it sucks to be around it. I have no idea where to start with something like that. I know more than one person who has that problem. If they have no grasp, then they can't grasp what you are trying to do to help them. Medication is not the answer. He is not as bad as far as people go in the normal world, but once he tried to turn it on everything goes horribly, horribly wrong. Oh, I should have known. The Dreamhealer 'helped' him. That explains alot.

[Frank the Tank]

I saw a recent picture of Andy Dick and the dude looks horrible right now.

He's aged so badly in the past 3 years, he looks like the dad on Alf now.

[The Postmaster General]

Apparently grendal has had better interactions with him than the one I had at a West Palm Beach club. (that story is in here: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?referrerid=21885&threadid=103665)

Basically, ten years ago, the guy came off as in need of some help - and I mean more than just help finding coke. He seems to need good friends around him, or at least people who'll just keep him safe. Partying, good timing, and keeping your nose to the grindstone is great and all, but without some level of responsibility the whole operation will get run to shit. You can't keep the same MO up forever in this arena. Remember John Belushi, and add about 12 more years of good luck.

I'm not sure being locked up is necessary, but without a doubt, checking into a club med(s) wouldn't hurt the dude. If anything, maybe link him up with some people who'll stay on the steady path. Chances are, he'll just find another outlet for his brand of self-depravity. :(

[FrankT.JMackey]

You are all just jealous of Andy.

[smok3h]

Hehe, I don't know, there's simply mildly humorous about him pissing everywhere but the toilet.

[I Am Legend]

Stroupe, the club’s managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.


Scumbag.

One day, he's going to grope the wrong guy's girl, and he's going to get his face kicked in.

[jeo4]

I can't believe I used to find this douche funny.

What was I thinking?


It's cool. We all think train wrecks are interesting at some point or another.

[abraa cadaver]

Sounds pretty goddam funny to me.