Gordon Ramsay Burns Genitals In Kitchen

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RAMSAY BURNS GENITALS IN KITCHEN

British celebrity chef GORDON RAMSAY has been seriously injured in his kitchen - after his genitals were set alight because he wasn't wearing any underwear. The TV star admits he was in "absolute agony" after the accident last week (ends31Aug07), which saw him rushed to a private London hospital for burns treatment. And Ramsay, 40, admits he didn't tell friends the real reason behind his hospital visit, blaming the medical emergency on a knee injury. He explains, "I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. My b**ocks were burning. "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday (07Aug07). "People think I went in for a knee injury."

06/09/2007 12:49

[yorrick brown]

so i`m guessing he likes his meat well done?.

[Tagia_Romero]

Whoopsy daisy.

[yorrick brown]

the doctor took one look at it and said"needs more salt."

they just put a salad on it and sent him home .

i guess he`s a fan of roasted nuts.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by yorrick brown
the doctor took one look at it and said"needs more salt."

they just put a salad on it and sent him home .

i guess he`s a fan of roasted nuts.


You my dear should try out for 'Last Comic Standing' with that smart tongue of yours. :D

[yorrick brown]

this is to good to pass.a guy burning his nut sack lol i shouldn`t laugh but its hard not to.

well so thats how you make a 'spotted dick.' he is from the UK.

ok must stop or i`ll be here all day.i wonder if a male will post on this thread?

[zombievictim]

This news is painful...

[EBastard]

Seeing the way he treats his cooks (and having a blast watching it sometimes), to this I say,

MUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

BUT DAMN, I DO HOPE HE GETS BETTER.

[viking]

God I hope this was being filmed and I get to see it!

[JJFlamingo]

dumbshit

[KcMsterpce]

I bet he's one of those people that was never told not to fry bacon while naked, either.

[moviemaniac8210]

Do you smell something burning?
LOL what a dumbass.

[bigred760]

Was it sweeps?

[thedudeman69]

uh, the Health Board should look into this whole no underwear thing. He doesn't need to free willy all over the souffle.

[Cronos]

He is a complete idiot.

[Scorpio24]

Am I the only male silently weeping while thinking of this experince?

Weeping from the eye on my FACE I should add.

[RustyRazor]

So he got his "just desserts"?
Scrotum flambee?

If it's just for the camera or he is a real asshole in life, the expression about "what goes around comes around" is extremely fitting.

[Tweek]

I did NOT want the thought of him going commando in my head. Now I can't get it out! :mad:

[The Postmaster General]

Shit. Here's one more thing I'm going to worry about from here on out. I better add this as another entry to my Paranoids Pocket Guide.

[grendelmonkey]

Anything for sweeps week.