Paris Hilton sues Hallmark

[bigred760]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070908/ap_en_ce/people_paris_hilton_5;_ylt=Aq3culHCXN9BDIB70xaBOZw E1vAI

:rolleyes:

When the hell does she use "That's hot." I understand suing over her "likeness" (why anyone would want to use "it" I don't know), but the "That's hot." is stupid.

Sounds like a stupid card too; Hallmark must be slipping.

[JJFlamingo]

one idiot suing a company of idiots...

[Le_Big_Mac]

It's all about suing people for money these days, isn't it? Well, I'm still impressed that Paris isn't one of those people Leno goes up to in his "Jaywalking" segment and doesn't know anything about the judicial system or any other government branch.

[Tagia_Romero]

Would you like some cheese with your whine you spoilt little minging telephone pole?

[RustyRazor]

Hallmarks new Paris Hilton "Get Well Soon" card:


Hope you're feeling better and not so much like crap
Sorry for giving you herpes, mono, and the Clap
Glad to hear the genital warts are finally starting to clear
I thought you might have some trouble if you dove into my rear
So once you're back to walking again, come see me some time
Just ten or fifteen pills a day and you'll function just fine



That's ho...whoops.
Don't want to get sued by the Million Dollar Herpes...I mean Heiress.