No one wants to watch your stupid You Tube review!

[psycheoutsteve]

I am so sick and tired of watching a bunch of pretentious, single-minded, conceited, boring, and unenthusiastic people post movie reviews on You tube. Who the hell cares? Most can't even form sensible opinions while speaking to the camera from a foot away, (too close for comfort) even if they are intelligent in other areas and can actually write solid reviews. Back your face up off the camera and stop spewing out arrogant comments! If you're talented enough to appear on television than write reviews until a tv station or newspaper puts you with the right connections...jesus!!!!!!!!

[APzombie]

I've never seen any myself, they sound annoying though.... lets face it, more than half of everything on youtube is annoying.

[Powerslave]

Originally posted by APzombie
I've never seen any myself, they sound annoying though.... lets face it, more than half of everything on youtube is annoying.
Ditto, too many people think they're funny and/or have something worth saying. I've never seen a movie review on there, though. But they do sound annoying.

[teenkiller]

The only persons reviews I cared to watch are The Angry Video Game Nerd's. Those... are... golden. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[LordSimen]

There are some that are hillarious and there are others that are downright awful. In general, though, I'm not a fan of the millions of bloggers trying to mimic Ask a Ninja style.

[KcMsterpce]

I never watch them, because I know they suck without even clicking on it.

[vesaker]

i watched a reveiw for 300 once and the guy could stop talkig about the supposed homo erotic undertones ofthe muscular barely clad men which led me to believe taht he was a closet homosexual himself. After that i decided to never watch the reviews on youtube or much of anything on youtube again.

[Scarfather]

Fuck movie reviews, you know what pissed me off?

Nobody posting the actual clip you want of a film, but they sure as hell have 500,000,000,000 fucking TERRIBLE home made music videos!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SHITTY MUSIC VIDEO, I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN CLIP!

[Mr.HyDe807]

Originally posted by Scarfather
Fuck movie reviews, you know what pissed me off?

Nobody posting the actual clip you want of a film, but they sure as hell have 500,000,000,000 fucking TERRIBLE home made music videos!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SHITTY MUSIC VIDEO, I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN CLIP!

i fucking hate that too. Instead, i get some stupid kid trying to do a unfunny impersonation, or doing some half-ass prank, while the camera moves violently so i cant see shit.

Jesus, fuck off! im trying to find a trailer, not see you throw a tennis ball at your sleeping brother!

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by teenkiller
The only persons reviews I cared to watch are The Angry Video Game Nerd's. Those... are... golden.

Agreed, he's fucking HILARIOUS in his NES reviews (and he even did a movie sequel one too)... Other than that, I completely agree with this rant... Fuck these no-life, pretentious, pathetic, fuckin' cunts who think they're somebody! :o

[ilovemovies]

Hahaha! I've actually seen some of the Angry Video Game Nerd's stuff and it's actually hilarious. Especially his review of the Nightmare on Elm Street video game. That was great.

Very well done too.

[Cronos]

Angry Video Game Nerd is one of the only remotely good things on youtube.

[LordSimen]

I found what is possibly the worst thing to ever grace youtube or the internet general today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Behold and bask in it's awfulness!

[jaw2929]

Originally posted by LordSimen
I found what is possibly the worst thing to ever grace youtube or the internet general today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Behold and bask in it's awfulness!

I got about 10 seconds in, and stopped.... Was that a fucking transvestite?

[mutesaint]

Originally posted by LordSimen
I found what is possibly the worst thing to ever grace youtube or the internet general today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Behold and bask in it's awfulness!

YESS!!!!

I saw this the other day and was immediatly reminded of this thread.

[crodger]

Originally posted by Mr.HyDe807
i fucking hate that too. Instead, i get some stupid kid trying to do a unfunny impersonation, or doing some half-ass prank, while the camera moves violently so i cant see shit.

Jesus, fuck off! im trying to find a trailer, not see you throw a tennis ball at your sleeping brother!

Funniest thing I read all day. Thanks for the laugh dude!!

[Servo]

I can't get over the rating system. You can have the worst edited pokemon music video in the world with Linkin Park playing in the background and it somehow manages to get four stars.

[RicochetShaw]

Originally posted by Servo
I can't get over the rating system. You can have the worst edited pokemon music video in the world with Linkin Park playing in the background and it somehow manages to get four stars.

Rule of thumb for youtube - if a video has 250+ ratings, it always has four stars.

[dellamorte dellamore]

Uh , i haven't done movie reviews , but i have done a two part Night Trap review , and it sucked . I know what you mean though , the only real problem i have with these reviews is that they don't put enough imagination into them and they only seem to review mainstream garbage ( for the views obviously ) . I want some reviews of cheap Italian horror , and it wouldn't hurt to have a zombie rampage sequence at the end . I have found some you may actually like , believe me , you will . There is a guy who can deconstruct horror movies like nobody's business , and there is someone else who is a sort of a younger version of Elvira , although she doesn't make that many , these are two gems iv'e found on YT .


http://youtube.com/user/MikoMacabre

You can thank me for that one later . I'm married , so i have nothing to do with that , but i figured the young , single guys can drool a bit .


http://youtube.com/user/alsolikelife


This guy is absolutely brilliant , i wish he would tackle the horror genre a bit more . At first he seems pretentious , but after awhile you can see he genuinely loves these films . Look for his Evil Dead 2 and Inferno exposes , it's great stuff , sadly , i think those are the only horror reviews / critiques he has done so far .

[corran horn]

Originally posted by Scarfather
Fuck movie reviews, you know what pissed me off?

Nobody posting the actual clip you want of a film, but they sure as hell have 500,000,000,000 fucking TERRIBLE home made music videos!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR SHITTY MUSIC VIDEO, I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN CLIP!

Stuff like this is RAMPANT on IMDb threads, especially for The DARK KNIGHT and IRON MAN. There's even a name for these abominations: rick rolls (supposedly inspired by something called a duck roll). The best thing to do is not to click on any link until either you see someone post angrily about being rick rolled or you recognize the link. There's another way to check, but it escapes me at the moment.

[corran horn]

Originally posted by LordSimen
I found what is possibly the worst thing to ever grace youtube or the internet general today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Behold and bask in it's awfulness!

GOOD GRIEF!! When I saw what this actually was, I clicked out immediately. I saw this monstrosity on Countdown w/Keith Olbermann, although I had muted the TV. This is indeed the WORST THING EVER to grace Youtube. The "Macaca" moment is one of my personal favorites, as are the clips from Olbermann's shows.