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jackson13
09-13-2007, 09:30 PM
I go and meet a guy like I did tonight. Wow.

I'm at work tonight and all of a sudden I hear someone over by the DVD's causing a commotion. I look over and just see some guy and his wife looking at videos, so I think nothing of it. I keep doing what I'm doing, when all of a sudden just BOOM! he's in my face slapping the DVD of Borat on the counter. I take a step back and give him a look like 'what the hell' and he says 'YOU GUYS GOT BOOTLEGGED!' and I said 'What?' just because he caught me so off guard and he said 'You guys got bootlegged, someone ripped off this DVD' in a much lower, library appropriate voice. I said 'what are you talking about' and he holds the DVD up in front of my face and says 'Nothing on the cover is in English and the inside isnt a DVD but a burned Demorex DVD! They didnt even spell Borat right, the R is backwards!"

At this point it dawns at me that this may be some type of joke, so I ask him '....are....you serious?" and he says 'YEAH! Look at it!" and I said 'I see it just fine.' So then I had to explain to him that Borat is a joke movie, and that they made the cover and DVD itself to look like it was a bootleg. There is no such brand as Demorex and yes, they mispelled Borat, they did it on purpose. I said 'we have multiple copies and they are all like that. Its ok." and he says something like 'oh, alright.' and walks away defeated that he didnt find some security type issue that we could act upon.

Cut to 5 minutes later, he and his wife are back at the counter and are having an argument that goes something like this:

Wife: "Im not paying for your stupid movie, you pay for it."
Husband: "It's 50 cents, I want to see it."
Wife: "Well I'm not paying for it. You can pay for your own stupid movie."

I notice then that they are arguing over Borat, once again. The guy wants to rent it, the wife doesnt. I ask whats wrong and the wife says 'It's not in english.' I stare at her for a few seconds, realizing that after causing a scene with me about the DVD, the guy apparently didnt tell his wife what I told him about it. I told her 'Its in English. It was #1 for 2 weeks when it came out in the theaters. There are some parts where he talks in his fake native language but there are subtitles." She replies, as soon as I'm done talking, "But I've seen this cover in english! This is in some foreign jargon!" And I, once again, explain to a member of this family, that the cover of the DVD is a joke. She says to her husband again "I'm not paying for it.', so he whips out the .50 and gets it and they leave, leaving me standing there laughing at their stupidity.

Worst of all, the wife was carrying a newborn child the entire time which means, while these people are unable to comprehend DVD packaging, they apparently know how to commit the act of sex because they have spawned a child into this world.

Le_Big_Mac
09-13-2007, 09:45 PM
It's amazing how illogical some people are, and how they manage to meet each other and enter into dumb, unhappy marriages.

pablo_super1!
09-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by jackson13
I go and meet a guy like I did tonight. Wow.

I'm at work tonight and all of a sudden I hear someone over by the DVD's causing a commotion. I look over and just see some guy and his wife looking at videos, so I think nothing of it. I keep doing what I'm doing, when all of a sudden just BOOM! he's in my face slapping the DVD of Borat on the counter. I take a step back and give him a look like 'what the hell' and he says 'YOU GUYS GOT BOOTLEGGED!' and I said 'What?' just because he caught me so off guard and he said 'You guys got bootlegged, someone ripped off this DVD' in a much lower, library appropriate voice. I said 'what are you talking about' and he holds the DVD up in front of my face and says 'Nothing on the cover is in English and the inside isnt a DVD but a burned Demorex DVD! They didnt even spell Borat right, the R is backwards!"

At this point it dawns at me that this may be some type of joke, so I ask him '....are....you serious?" and he says 'YEAH! Look at it!" and I said 'I see it just fine.' So then I had to explain to him that Borat is a joke movie, and that they made the cover and DVD itself to look like it was a bootleg. There is no such brand as Demorex and yes, they mispelled Borat, they did it on purpose. I said 'we have multiple copies and they are all like that. Its ok." and he says something like 'oh, alright.' and walks away defeated that he didnt find some security type issue that we could act upon.

Cut to 5 minutes later, he and his wife are back at the counter and are having an argument that goes something like this:

Wife: "Im not paying for your stupid movie, you pay for it."
Husband: "It's 50 cents, I want to see it."
Wife: "Well I'm not paying for it. You can pay for your own stupid movie."

I notice then that they are arguing over Borat, once again. The guy wants to rent it, the wife doesnt. I ask whats wrong and the wife says 'It's not in english.' I stare at her for a few seconds, realizing that after causing a scene with me about the DVD, the guy apparently didnt tell his wife what I told him about it. I told her 'Its in English. It was #1 for 2 weeks when it came out in the theaters. There are some parts where he talks in his fake native language but there are subtitles." She replies, as soon as I'm done talking, "But I've seen this cover in english! This is in some foreign jargon!" And I, once again, explain to a member of this family, that the cover of the DVD is a joke. She says to her husband again "I'm not paying for it.', so he whips out the .50 and gets it and they leave, leaving me standing there laughing at their stupidity.

Worst of all, the wife was carrying a newborn child the entire time which means, while these people are unable to comprehend DVD packaging, they apparently know how to commit the act of sex because they have spawned a child into this world.

That sounds hilarious I would've had a little fun with the couple. But Its great to see that you could deal with them I probabaly would've gotten angry.

FatSakHead
09-13-2007, 10:03 PM
These are the type of people that voted Bush into office.

viking
09-13-2007, 10:23 PM
Back when Dvd's had just started appearing in video store I was working a store that had a $1 fine if you didn't rewind your tape.

I had 30 minutes of my life stolen from me one day when I had to explain to a woman that she was not required to rewind the dvds.

It was the worst conversation of my life. nothing I said seem to sink in

Me: "it's okay, you are not required to rewind dvds."

Her: "when I finished watching it I put it in reverse and let it go right back to the start"

Me: "it's okay, you are not required to rewind dvds."

Her: "But once you stop rewinding it goes forward a little before you can eject it"

Me: "it's okay, you are not required to rewind dvds."

Her: "Is there a fast rewind buton cause it took about 15 minutes to rewind it"

And I shit you not, it went on and on and on. It scares me to think about it again.

thedudeman69
09-14-2007, 01:10 AM
One of my friends did the same thing when I asked him if he could pick up a copy of it for my birthday. He said, I shit you not, "It was a bootleg I didn't want to support terrorism". I stopped talking to him afterwards.

bigred760
09-14-2007, 06:25 AM
You know what they say . . . "There's a dumbass born every minute."

BorderEevilIII
09-14-2007, 07:56 AM
I saw the DVD for that movie and its COMMON SENSE....
Seems like that guy perhaps looks at 2+2 = 5 ;)
And geez the wife acts like $.50 is $5.00 what a penny pincher

RustyRazor
09-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Wait.
He used the word "jargon" but he was dumber than a bag of hammers?
You get a very odd clientele at your job, man.

vesaker
09-14-2007, 11:29 AM
Thats hilarious, i was the same thing happen with the cd for Steal this Album by system of a Down, some ppl just should be aloud to breed.

teenkiller
09-14-2007, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
IAnd geez the wife acts like $.50 is $5.00 what a penny pincher

This is really the thing that bothered me about the whole story. I mean not only is the wife so tight with .50 but on top of that the husband has to BEG her for it? What the hell? If times were so rough for this couple renting a movie should be the least of their concerns. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

darchangel
09-14-2007, 05:28 PM
These are the same type of people who used to come to my theater and say, "two tickets" to me at the box office.

I would sit and wait for them to tell me which movie, and after about fifteen full seconds of silence, they would say (loudly and slowly, like I'M the fucking idiot here): "TWO TI-CKETS"

To which I would reply, "TO WHAT MO-VIE?"

Then after taking a second to fully comprehend that I was not in fact a mind reader, they would laugh, then tell me which movie they wanted to see.


God, I hate people.

corran horn
09-15-2007, 06:54 PM
Oddly enough, i had recently received this DVD via Netflix, and I too thought I'd been ripped off...until I noticed that, below the Demorex logo, there was a little slogan to the effect of "is life? No, Demorex"--which sounds exactly like something Borat would say--and noticed that the marker-written title wasn't rubbing off.

Nice trick, though. Too bad some people are too dense to get it. Reminds me of the people now suing Borat b/c he filmed them making fools of themselves.:rolleyes:

Tayzlor
09-15-2007, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by jackson13

Worst of all, the wife was carrying a newborn child the entire time which means, while these people are unable to comprehend DVD packaging, they apparently know how to commit the act of sex because they have spawned a child into this world.

yeah i here ya, if you've done something stupid or didnt get something you should be stripped of your genitalia and not allowed to have children

yeah Jackson, your superior spawn will be like geniuses

fuck, you know what i hate people too, why they got to be so dumb and talking during movies i paid money to see and why come they have no idea about my very own interests

Scarfather
09-15-2007, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Tayzlor
yeah i here ya, if you've done something stupid or didnt get something you should be stripped of your genitalia and not allowed to have children

yeah Jackson, your superior spawn will be like geniuses

fuck, you know what i hate people too, why they got to be so dumb and talking during movies i paid money to see and why come they have no idea about my very own interests

Que?

electriclite
09-15-2007, 07:54 PM
OMG! THESE are the people that studios have to make those shitty DVD covers for, with the big heads of the actors taking over half the case and names taking over the other half!

These are the idiots they speak of!