View Full Version : Jessica Alba VS. Monica Bellucci (who's hotter?)
Well_Said
11-28-2007, 11:32 PM
I took a look at the top hotties and to my dismay, Jessica Alba was number one. I'm a HUGE M.B (as I call her) lover. Monica's so much hotter.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/Crazypasty/bellababe.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/Crazypasty/gorgeous.jpg
Le_Big_Mac
11-28-2007, 11:38 PM
Damn tough one...
Bellucci
Gordon
11-28-2007, 11:45 PM
One has an ass, the other has all of the above.
bigred760
11-29-2007, 03:38 AM
Monica Bellucci . . . by ten miles . . . at least.
ilovemovies
11-29-2007, 04:11 AM
Alba
Briare Rabbit
11-29-2007, 04:41 AM
Alba. Shes so fucking hot.
Nothing againt MB
Cronos
11-29-2007, 05:16 AM
Bellucci
Alba's hot but just not nearly as much as her.
therealjohng
11-29-2007, 09:40 AM
Monica Bellucci > Every woman on the planet.
Cermond
11-29-2007, 01:09 PM
HAH!
Bellucci
Katsumoto
11-29-2007, 01:31 PM
Monica Bellucci > Every woman on the planet.
BOOM!
Well_Said
11-29-2007, 02:04 PM
Alright, alright; since I'm a semi-phirm believer in democrazy, I mean democracy, here you two go:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/Crazypasty/jess.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/Crazypasty/again.jpg I'm sorry it just seemed wrong just not to add another one
jessica alba the hottest woman on the planet
scamp2005
11-29-2007, 05:40 PM
Not even close, not even in the same stratospheres.
http://gallery.madaj.net/albums/userpics/10001/normal_monica_bellucci.jpg
APzombie
11-29-2007, 06:41 PM
Monica Bellucci > Every woman on the planet.
Indeed.
pg13myass
11-29-2007, 06:52 PM
I love Bellucci. I've already stated my distaste for Alba. I don't think she has any talent whatsoever and nor can I take her seriously. As hard as she tries to be a 'serious actor' she falls flat on her face when she proves herself to the public.
Bellucci on the other hand, has a body of work that speaks for itself. Not only that, for a woman of her age range to look that incredible and take the risks she has taken on film roles, that puts her way beyond Alba by millions of light years!
The best example I can think of is the intensity of her performance in Irreversible when she gets raped in the tunnel. Plus she's mother and she's tackling that kind of material. You know she's got to have a lot of balls for doing that! Not many actresses can do something like that and garner respect.
ListersParanoia
11-29-2007, 08:59 PM
Monica Bellucci > Every woman on the planet.
I couldn't have put it any better. God made her and then went "She looks GOOD...I mean REALLY good. Hey everyone come see how good she looks!"
Brendan M.
11-29-2007, 09:04 PM
Just putting the two in the same sentence makes it hard for me to stand up.
dreamcurls
11-29-2007, 09:08 PM
belucci b/c she's more curvey.
skinny=gross
Well_Said
11-29-2007, 09:51 PM
Bellucci is just...beyond the total package; I hate Jessica Alba and her fake blond hair; she looks like a brown golden retriever and her acting is just...woah, God...
pg13myass
11-29-2007, 10:02 PM
Bellucci is just...beyond the total package; I hate Jessica Alba and her fake blond hair; she looks like a brown golden retriever and her acting is just...woah, God...
My sentiments exactly. I felt that way when I first tried to watch a few seconds of Dark Angel. After that I turned it off and was puzzled how she managed to snatch that role. To this day I'm perplexed how someone like her is where she's at. I understand the whole hot babe thing but, there are far more attractive actresses in the business. Bellucci being up there.
Tagia_Romero
11-30-2007, 03:47 AM
Whaaaaaaat????
Monica, no contest!
jaw2929
12-07-2007, 12:50 PM
Monica by fucking FAR!
truth_be_told
12-07-2007, 02:48 PM
Monica by a landslide. She's more than hot - she's beautiful. Plus she actually has talent to back it up. Alba is hot, but that's about it.
X-Nightcrawler
12-07-2007, 03:46 PM
Whoa, I thought this would be a no contest. As in, no one would even give it a moment's thought.
Monica Belucci could pee in a jar and the contents of that jar would be better than Alba. Alba is fine and all, but Belucci is a fucking goddess.
Kings-Rook1
12-07-2007, 04:09 PM
Belucci is a fucking goddess.
<Raises glass> Well said.
Uncle June
12-07-2007, 04:37 PM
Monica Bellucci . . . by ten miles . . . at least.
Alba is one of the most overrated hotties out there. Monica at least has some meat to her, whereas Alba looks like she'd go flying against the wall if a fan was turned on right behind her.
xseanymacx
12-07-2007, 05:54 PM
Megan Fox.
Jessica Biel.
Monica Bellucci.
Z_oasis
12-07-2007, 07:00 PM
i think its a tie for HOTNESS, but Monica WINS through a duel of most talented of the two. alba: looks but no talent.
Well_Said
12-07-2007, 08:20 PM
Megan Fox...Yeah, I liked her for the 3 seconds she was in 'Friday' (which is SO underrated) Big Perm!!:D
bigred760
12-07-2007, 08:22 PM
Why are we talking about Megan Fox?
Well_Said
12-07-2007, 11:36 PM
Why are we talking about Megan Fox?
Because I want to! No,lol, a previous person brought her up as being hot too.
Muddy Shores
12-08-2007, 02:17 AM
http://mymalaysia.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/jessica-alba-mymalaysia.jpg
starcat
12-08-2007, 02:21 AM
Alba
The Postmaster General
12-08-2007, 02:25 AM
The fact that Monica Belluci is almost 20 years older than Alba, and this discussion is taking place, makes Belluci the clear winner.
ilovemovies
12-08-2007, 12:12 PM
Monica Bellucci is hot but she's also incredibly overrated.
Jessica Alba may not have much range as an actress but she is much more beautiful.
And while I have not seen any of Bellucci's foreign flicks, of the movies I have seen her in, I have not seen anything from her that makes her any better of an actress than Alba, who likewise isn't nearly as bad as a lot of people claim her to be. Infact, I actually loved her in Good Luck Chuck.
bigred760
12-08-2007, 01:24 PM
And while I have not seen any of Bellucci's foreign flicks, of the movies I have seen her in, I have not seen anything from her that makes her any better of an actress than Alba, who likewise isn't nearly as bad as a lot of people claim her to be. Infact, I actually loved her in Good Luck Chuck.
Her non-U.S. movies are much better.
Well_Said
12-08-2007, 02:30 PM
Oh, goodness Alba's just a hot mess when it comes to her choice in movie roles! Just the titles alone are dreadful! Monica's presence alone is enough to carry a film. I could walk down the street at this VERY moment and pick out ten Albas, the girl could drop dead now and she'd be replaced like that; you can't do that with Bellucci, she has everything Alba has only with a certain grace and intelligence. I just...am astounded by the 'Good luck Chuck' thing..wow.:eek:
X-Nightcrawler
12-08-2007, 03:35 PM
Oh, goodness Alba's just a hot mess when it comes to her choice in movie roles! Just the titles alone are dreadful! Monica's presence alone is enough to carry a film. I could walk down the street at this VERY moment and pick out ten Albas, the girl could drop dead now and she'd be replaced like that; you can't do that with Bellucci, she has everything Alba has only with a certain grace and intelligence. I just...am astounded by the 'Good luck Chuck' thing..wow.:eek:
Well said.
*slaps knee*
Shockwave
12-08-2007, 04:21 PM
Monica BY FAR.
The only person i could have really seen as Wonder Woman.:cool:
HoyleHaw
12-08-2007, 06:15 PM
I think Bellucci is sexier, in part because she's just as sexy, if not more so, the older she gets.
Alba has a prettier face, but in a borderline innocent way.
X-Nightcrawler
12-10-2007, 04:10 AM
http://media.drunkenfist.com/img/movies/malena.jpg
If anyone who voted for Alba has seen this scene, I'd never understand why they did. Those 5 or so seconds engulf the screen with beauty incarnate.
Anyone who hasn't, please enjoy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BfJIVw80rU).
I swear Jessica Alba is a mite of dust compared with how beautiful Monica Belucci really is.
ilovemovies
12-10-2007, 07:29 AM
http://media.drunkenfist.com/img/movies/malena.jpg
If anyone who voted for Alba has seen this scene, I'd never understand why they did. Those 5 or so seconds engulf the screen with beauty incarnate.
Anyone who hasn't, please enjoy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BfJIVw80rU).
I swear Jessica Alba is a mite of dust compared with how beautiful Monica Belucci really is.
She's gorgeous there (except for the smoking, I hate smoking and I hate seeing beautiful women smoke) no doubt. But Alba is still more gorgeous.
shoe1985
12-10-2007, 09:04 AM
She's gorgeous there (except for the smoking, I hate smoking and I hate seeing beautiful women smoke) no doubt. But Alba is still more gorgeous.
I agree with this statement. I thought Katherine Heigl was hot until I saw her smoking, and I don't think she is good looking now.
Alba is much hotter, my opinion.
JCPhoenix
12-10-2007, 09:56 PM
^
look at my avatar...
BELLUCCI, no contest. She is fucking stunning in Malena (which is also the movie that was my introduction to Bellucci).
ListersParanoia
12-10-2007, 10:03 PM
I totally agree about the smoking, but Bellucci could chow down on a dog food sammich smoke a whole pack of cigies and then belch the whole of yankee doodle dandy and I would still crumby like ashes if she even LOOKED in my direction. She's a fu**ing goddess.
therealjohng
12-11-2007, 02:36 AM
I restumbled upon this thread and am pretty much insulted that these two are being compared. And then someone goes and brings up Megan Fox and Jessica Biel. Wow.
barryallen_thef
12-21-2007, 01:04 AM
Alba but im a sucker for blondes...plus the fact that i think i prefer Milano over Alba or Belucci and i havent exactly seen Belucci in any movie that i recall other The Matrix(i think) but anyways..i guess Alba doesnt have acting shops..but whtever
Angelina
04-23-2009, 05:58 PM
compare alba with belluci, is like compare a whore with a saint.......the person brought up this topic is not only blind but shallow
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