New Movie Posters Including Horrible Meet the Spartans.

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/love_in_the_time_of_cholera_ver3.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/hunting_party_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/horton_hears_a_who_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/charlie_bartlett_ver4.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/meet_the_spartans.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/sleepwalking.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dark_knight_ver3.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/harold_and_kumar_escape_from_guanta.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dark_knight_ver4.jpg

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/definitely_maybe.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/frownland.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/love_in_the_time_of_cholera_ver4.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/redacted_ver3.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/eye_ver2.jpg

[xseanymacx]

Definitely the Batman ones are pimp.

Not a huge fan of the Gere/Howard one. Meet the Spartans looks like vomit.

I'm very, very intrigued by that Frownland poster.

[Rawlin67]

what the fuck is Meet the Spartans? is it another shitty spoof movie?

i wish Ryan Reynolds would stop doing romantic comedies. actually, ever since after Van Wilder, id just wish hed stop doing comedies in general.

and i really, really want to see Charlie Bartlett. Big Downey fan.

[Drewza89]

They're all pretty bad except for the Batman posters.

[bonoferox]

"Meet the Spartans"????....................Damn you, Hollywood.

[Crailer]

Wow, "Frownland".

'About a door-to-door coupon salesman who eats popcorn & eggs off the folded-out-door of his kitchen oven'.

I have to see this shit.

[pablo_super1!]

Here are some moer new movie posters

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/killing_of_john_lennon.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/poughkeepsie_tapes.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/speed_racer.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/untraceable.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/untraceable_ver2.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/very_british_gangster.jpg

[Cronos]

Love the Batman ones, rather like The Phoukeepsie Tapes, the rest of them are pretty much all shit.

[SkyNet]

am i missing something???? Didnt Charlie Bartlett come out earlier this year???

i could have SWORN i saw TV ads for it, like earlier in summer time, maybe April or May!

I know i had seen these ads for it, cuz i remember thinking "that kid looks familiar" and then looking on IMDB and noticing that he looked familiar because he was the kidnapped kid from Alpha Dog!!

lookin at IMDB, it says this flick has a Feb 08 release, but i SWEAR i saw ads on TV for this a long time ago!!

[MidnightAngel]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver2.jpg
That poster art is so 300-ish!:rolleyes:


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/meet_the_spartans.jpg
WTF is this shit?

Looks like Carmen Electra is starting to become the queen of awful spoof movies.

[AndrewDB]

Unfortunately there are people who have IQs that are less than that of their shoe size, and they find shit like "Meet The Spartans" funny.

They should just push those movies to DVD. I can't believe Anna Farris is doing that to her "career".


*Please note I use the term "career" loosely, very loosely in this case.

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/meet_the_spartans.jpg


FUCK!

[zombievictim]

They should just push those movies to DVD. I can't believe Anna Farris is doing that to her "career".

Anna Faris isn't in Meet the Spartans...

[AndrewDB]

Anna Faris isn't in Meet the Spartans...

Touche.

It just looked like her falling into the pit where the movie belongs with the guy.

My mistake, thank you for correcting me. :)

[Mr.HyDe807]

Wow, that tagline for the Meet the Spartans movie isnt too far from the truth to how bad this movie will be.

[Le_Big_Mac]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/meet_the_spartans.jpg

Look at the guy to the left of Carmen Electra. Even the guy who stripped naked and stuck his genitalia in Sacha Baron Cohen's face can't drop this low...

[WalterKovacs]

I don't know what pisses me off more about these half assed, dick fart spoof movies - the people who create, I mean process them, along with the studios who fund it, or the ones who actually hand over 9 bucks to the cashier and really are amused by this fecal matter. It's nauseating. Lemme guess -this is written by two of the six guys that brought us SCARY MOVIE, the last half descent spoof movie. And look it's Carmen Electra again! That hag would put her face on anything. Fuck this. I hope it's on video in a week so I can not rent it either. AAHHGGG!!!

[vesaker]

i dunno guys, him booting Spears into that pit with her baby after shaving its head made me laugh my ass off, but that was the only scene i found funny from the trailer.

[Mr.HyDe807]

hey cool! Spider man, ghost rider, and baby shrek!

I can just see the discussion of the movie now.......

-"Alright, what random unecessary cameos can we put into our movie?"
-"Good question, hmmm.....ghost rider?"
-Sweet, and......a baby shrek!
-Random, dumb, and very nonsensical...i love it, people will laugh their asses off!
-I know right, they're going to be all "whoa, so many cameos, this is crazy!"
-"Ohhh yeah! Hey...what about dane cook?"
-"What about "funniest movie ever that were making right now?" HA!

God, i would love to be their intern and piss in their coffee.

[pablo_super1!]

Here are some more new posters

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/accidental_husband.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/accidental_husband_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/drillbit_taylor.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/fall.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/kicking_it.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/killing_of_john_lennon_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/nims_island.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/pride_and_glory.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/signal_ver2.jpg

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/taxi_to_the_dark_side.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/vivere.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/witless_protection.jpg

I don't see whats so controversial about the Taxi to te Dark Side.

[Cronos]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/fall.jpg

I love that poster, cannot wait to see this.

[X-Nightcrawler]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/fall.jpg

Yay.

[TeeRay]

Meet the Spartans makes me want to harm myself.

I like that Drillbit Taylor poster, though. Looks old-school.

[randychico]

I'm probably gonna see all of them.

And yeah, Meet the Spartans... what hasnt been said yet? Didn't they learn nothing from Scary Movie... or that Sports movie that was in theaters like in November (The Comebacks was it?)... and I mean.. what movie spoofs Ghostrider??


UPDATE: I just watched the trailer.. I didn't believe that was real, and boy, that was more of a ripoff than satire. But like I said I'll probably watch it someday, I assure you my fellow schmoes that I will not pay to see that trifle.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Uhhhh, was Health Inspector that good to warrant fucking Larry the Cable Guy another movie?

[NuclearMisfit]

I dont know why the producers of Scary Movie continue to have careers all of these shitty spoof flicks usually never really tread far from the original movie its spoofing only people try too hard to be funny and they arent.

[NathanRomano]

FUCK LARRY THE CABLE GUY!

I wanna see the Killing of John Lennon, great tagline

[edonline]

FUCK LARRY THE CABLE GUY!
...

That's one celebrity sex video I don't want to see!

[xseanymacx]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/pride_and_glory.jpg

I'm very excited for this one.

[Tweek]

Re: Charlie Bartlett I thought it came out last year too but i guess it's this february. (was the release delayed or something?)


And that Witless Protection movie... Oh my GOD. NO! The inclusion of Larry the Cable Guy will almost ensure I don't watch.

[NathanRomano]

As for Charlie Bartlett, it was scheduled for August, then delayed to November, then again to February

[TeeRay]

I dont know why the producers of Scary Movie continue to have careers all of these shitty spoof flicks usually never really tread far from the original movie its spoofing only people try too hard to be funny and they arent.

They have careers, because their previous two films have made money.

Meet the Spartans is most likely going to be bad, but despite any bad reviews or how stupid the trailers are....curiosity will strike people, and they will flock to the theater to see the spoof film. Date Movie made 48 million, Epic Movie made 39 million, and Meet the Spartans will probably make around the same amount.

Scary, isn't it?

[Killersmith]

Two can't-miss posters...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2198/2122980231_dcbe4e1186.jpg?v=0
http://i6.tinypic.com/85dipfb.jpg

[Tweek]

I'm a bit "meh" on the Indiana Jones poster.

[HiroProtagonist]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/charlie_bartlett_ver4.jpg

Thanks for the heads-up on this, 'tis now on my radar (Big Downey Jr. fan)


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dark_knight_ver3.jpg

I *need* that poster - seriously cool.

[john_rambo]

With all the scary/date/epic movies I do not blame studios for putting em out... if people are dumb enough to pay for em and it makes them money why wouldnt they do that

[killuminati003]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/fall.jpg


What is this?

[Cronos]

What is this?
The Fall (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/), new film from the director of The Cell.

[pablo_super1!]

Here are some more new posters

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/billy_the_kid1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/prom_night-1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/step_up_two1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/air_i_breathe1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dan_in_real_life_ver2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bag_boy1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/snow_angels1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/paranoid_park_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/cloverfield_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/journey_to_the_center_of_the_earth_.jpg

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/meet_the_browns1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/eighty_eight_minutes_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/heaven_project1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/college_road_trip1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dan_in_real_life_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/jolene.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/wackness1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/penelope_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/jack_says1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/man_in_the_chair_ver2.jpg

[Cronos]

Cloverfield poster = win.

Rest of them not so much.

[Lady Stardust]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/jack_says1.jpg



Wow this reminds me an awful lot of Sin city.

[Backstabba]

I love the Snow Angels and The Air I Breathe posters.

THE WACKNESS?!
Ben Kingsley? Famke Janssen? OLIVIA THIRLBY?

Snow Angelsl, to Juno, to The Wackness?

*shakes head*

I know I'm biased against Josh Peck (even though I'll admit, he was great in Mean Creek) and the title sounds stupid to me but...

Ugh.

[the clever guy]

cloverfield indeed takes the win. 88 minutes looked kinda cool. national lampoon needs to just give the fuck up already. so does martin lawrence.

[Tweek]

Yay! I totally want to see Penelope!

[biff_debris]

The Prom Night poster rocks, a shame the movie will most likely suck.

[killuminati003]

The Fall (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/), new film from the director of The Cell.

Thank you.

[TeeRay]

88 Minutes looks intriguing.

Bagboy looks fucking stupid.

And although I will never see the film, the chick in that Step Up 2 poster is hot.

[Briare Rabbit]

The Air I Breathe, Snow Angels, Penelope and Jolene look good.

Poor Olivia Thirlby. Shes a cutie too.

[AndrewDB]

College Trip looks like a freaking failure.

Jack Says reminded me of Sin City so much it's not even funny..

That doesn't bode well for that movie.

[xseanymacx]

I thought DAN IN REAL LIFE was released in 07:confused:

The AIR I BREATHE & THE HEAVEN PROJECT are probably my favorite posters, but SNOW ANGELS is my most anticipated.

And the chick from STEP UP 2 is one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen.

[PreySlayDisplay]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/Kolors123/the-happening-poster.jpg

[PreySlayDisplay]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/Kolors123/iron-man-poster2-big.jpg

[X-Nightcrawler]

Wow this reminds me a awful lot of Sin city.

Me too. Let's all go see it!

[randychico]

I love the obvious homages to other Shyamalns films, in that The Happening poster

We've sensed it, we've seen the sings.. we though it was an unbreakable lady in the village

[Cronos]

Aside from the text, I love The Happening poster.

And Iron Man is going to be awesome.

[xseanymacx]

God, M. Night sucks so much:mad:

[pablo_super1!]

Here are some more new movie posters includin some for the new documentary Bigger,Stronger,Faster*.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/stop_loss2.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/emotional_arithmetic1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/honeydripper1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bigger_stronger_faster1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bigger_stronger_faster_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bigger_stronger_faster_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bigger_stronger_faster_ver41.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bigger_stronger_faster_ver51.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bank_job1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/mamma_mia1.jpg

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/nanny_diaries_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/never_back_down1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/there_will_be_blood_ver41.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/august_rush_ver61.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver31.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver41.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver51.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/ten_thousand_b_c_ver61.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/there_will_be_blood_ver31.jpg

[APzombie]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bank_job1.jpg

No matter how it turns out, this one may well get my vote for coolest poster of the year. I love it's 70's vibe.

[pablo_super1!]

yea I know I thought that too its not too cluttered, and its got a great 70's movie vibe. It is pretty awesome.

On another note, I Can't wait for Stop Loss its my second most anicipated movie of 2008 after The Dark Knight, but that poster is horrible, not only in quality, it looks like its supposed to be some high school movie like Varsity Blues, Channing Tatum looks like Dominic Purcell and Joseph Gordon Levitt looks funny.

Moving on I'd like to see Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Might be a pretty good documentary.

I love that first There will be Blood poster and I'm not so sure about 10,000 BC. I'll have to wait and see.

[Tweek]

When I see the title Bigger, Stronger, Faster I immediately think of The Six Million Dollar Man though I know those aren't the same words.

[xseanymacx]

THE BANK JOB & the first THERE WILL BE BLOOD posters are the winners.

[pablo_super1!]

more new movie posters

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/shoot_down1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/shine_a_light1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/diary_of_the_dead1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/midnight_meat_train_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/sex_and_the_city1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/made_of_honor_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/twenty_one_ver21.jpg

[SkyNet]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/never_back_down1.jpg




I'm in this.. so everyone go see it! (Im a Bouncer at the Fight Clubs... im also a Referee for a flashback sequence that shows the championship match from last years tourny)!

[AndrewDB]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/midnight_meat_train_ver21.jpg


Why oh why does that sound like a bad porno? :rolleyes:

[xseanymacx]

21 looks good:)

[pablo_super1!]

More new movie posters
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/im_not_there_ver81.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/cottage1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/bank_job_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/taken1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/get_smart_ver2_xlg1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/get_smart_ver3_xlg1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/dolphins_and_whales1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/grand1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/birds_of_america1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/possession1.jpg

[pablo_super1!]

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/just_add_water1.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/wackness_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/mr_woodcock_ver21.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii277/Niquie1992/young_at_heart1.jpg

[Tweek]

I like The Cottage's movie poster. :-D

[AndrewDB]

Hm. Not fond of very many this time around.

[Killersmith]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2231410652_875be85749.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2172/2231410636_10150f902a.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2329/2231410628_7d3f4666a5.jpg

I'm pretty sure these are new. Pretty badass ya ask me.

[CyclicNightmare]

Photobucket is a bad choice. Most of the posters are gone.