THIS IS GONNA BE BIGGER THEN TITANIC

[yorrick brown]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9558/hottieandthenottiext9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[MidnightAngel]

This film should be banned!

[TeeRay]

That looks so fake. This has to be a joke.

[yorrick brown]

That looks so fake. This has to be a joke.


sadly not :(.Are movie studios making so much money they can just thought it away on crap movies?.

do they really think this will make money

[pg13myass]

Why did you do that??? Why did you ruin my day? I need to run clear to the bathroom and turn on extremely skin-peeling hot water on myself to cleanse the dirtiness I felt when i opened this thread! Good Lord, don't you realize the evil you promote by even talking about such trash???? I need to watch The Dark Knight and Hellboy 2 trailers a gazillion times before I can even forget this! I'm forever scarred thanks to you Yorrick!

[fonxx]

This is bigger than Titanic for me. I knew that boat sinked, but I had no idea that Paris Hilton was still alive.

[Cronos]

But... Paris Hilton isn't hot...

[edonline]

Oscars for everyone! No other movie company should be bothered to submit their films for Oscar consideration once this is released. They will all pale in comparison.

[ilovemovies]

It doesn't look good but it doesn't look awful either. But man, I liked the lead guy when he was in the short lived (but terrific) TV series LAX but other than that he seems to suck. He was the worst thing about the otherwise hilarious Grandma's Boy and don't even get me started on how truly awful Hatchet was.

As for Paris, her sex tape don't count as a movie. So the only thing I've seen her in was House of Wax and she's actually OKAY in that. Not great but perfectly adequate. Not sure what I think of her here though.

To me this just looks like your typical romantic comedy. Kind of lame but nothing more or nothing less.

[crodger]

But... Paris Hilton isn't hot...


Maybe she's the nottie...

[Monotreme]

This movie seriously makes me want to take my own life. I have absolutely no reason to continue living in a world where the existence of such a thing is even allowed.

I mean, I seriously think that the poster alone is enough to give Paris Hilton the death sentence, on charges of "irreconcilable psychological damage to the entire population of the planet". Fuck her, and fuck anyone who actually thinks its a good idea to bank on and make money off a never-been-more-obvious vanity project for the non-actress, non-singer, non-fashion designer, non-businesswoman Paris Hilton.

[AndrewDB]

I .. I don't.. know why.. I watched it..

But if anyone else wants to die a little inside.


Click here (http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-hottie-and-the-nottie/trailer).

[JJFlamingo]

Pissing away money is a fun practice for some in Hollywood...:D

[xseanymacx]

That trailer almost made me fucking puke!

If my new girlfriend even THINKS about us seeing that for Valentine's Day, her ass is getting kicked to the street.

[JINYX]

As much as I hate to say it, this will make money and there more than likely will be a sequel. Hundreds of thousands of teenage girls will drag their boyfriends to this on Valentine's Day and millions of dollars will be made.

[cocksmokinclerk]

i know i say it all the time but i think i'm losing my faith in society, where the FUCK do to the movie execs get the market research that says that there is a demand for this kind of garbage?

[Shockwave]

Which one is the "nottie"?

I cant tell.

[Digifruitella]

I was about to start with "It's fake" but looking at IMDb, (not always a great source) it seems real...either way, the last half of that sentence was going to be "...look at Hilton's head, the lighting don't match!w434" shit poster, and shit movie.

[bigred760]

Straight to DVD, just like most of Hilton's "movies."

[thedudeman69]

I felt like Nic Cage in The Wicker Man after watching the trailer

[bigred760]

I .. I don't.. know why.. I watched it..

But if anyone else wants to die a little inside.


Click here (http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-hottie-and-the-nottie/trailer).

Damn man . . . I haven't had dinner yet!!!



:D

[RC6431]

I .. I don't.. know why.. I watched it..

But if anyone else wants to die a little inside.


Click here (http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/the-hottie-and-the-nottie/trailer).

is it ok if i cry a little bit? :confused:

[Cronos]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes

[Frank the Tank]

Wow, they totally photoshopped and did some work on Paris Hilton's face in that poster. It looks plastic. Christine Lakin without that stupid makeup is a billion times hotter than Hilton.

[NuclearMisfit]

What an Oscar worthy performance by Paris Hilton Bravo. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[xseanymacx]

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/christine_lakin.jpg

They made HER the nottie? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!?

[Derrida]

Dude! She's waaaay hotter than Paris Hilton that's for sure!

[bigred760]

Wow, they totally photoshopped and did some work on Paris Hilton's face in that poster. It looks plastic. Christine Lakin without that stupid makeup is a billion times hotter than Hilton.

No they didn't . . . she always looks like that.

[Quigles]

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/christine_lakin.jpg

They made HER the nottie? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!?
Ten bucks says she gets "transformed" into a total babe by the end of the film.

[ListersParanoia]

I have one question...where the fu** is Paris Hilton's Mark David Chapman?!!! Come out of hiding already and do your duty!

[the clever guy]

why wasn't she shanked in prison?

[ListersParanoia]

why wasn't she shanked in prison?

I'm guessing the shank was only half completed when she was let out of jail for medical reasons *cough-DTs*

[the clever guy]

I'm guessing the shank was only half completed when she was let out of jail for medical reasons *cough-DTs*

i seriously would've paid someone to at the very least piss in her food. let alone shank her ass.


goddamn her "special treatment"

fuck her.


and fuck this movie.


i'm kinda sorta drunk right now.

[X-Nightcrawler]

I kinda don't mind when a movie sucks. It can suck as much as it fucking wants, but it really pisses me off when it's this fucking tasteless.

Fuck you all.
Amen.

[Le_Big_Mac]

I don't think movies drop much lower. I mean, even Meet the Spartans has more reason to exist than this.

[The Postmaster General]

At least it's not another Saw sequel.

[Powerslave]

That's the most genuinely depressing thing I've seen in a LONG time.

[smok3h]

Hmm, The Tie is illuminated in yellow in the title... COULD IT BE ELUDING TO SOME BIG TWIST IN THE MOVIE?!!!

Who gives a fuck? :D

[the clever guy]

At least it's not another Saw sequel.

thats next halloween...

[Frank the Tank]

No they didn't . . . she always looks like that.


Nah, it looks like she doesn't have her lazy eye and her nose and lips aren't as big as usual.

[corran horn]

This movie seriously makes me want to take my own life. I have absolutely no reason to continue living in a world where the existence of such a thing is even allowed.

I mean, I seriously think that the poster alone is enough to give Paris Hilton the death sentence, on charges of "irreconcilable psychological damage to the entire population of the planet". Fuck her, and fuck anyone who actually thinks its a good idea to bank on and make money off a never-been-more-obvious vanity project for the non-actress, non-singer, non-fashion designer, non-businesswoman Paris Hilton.

I think I have a solution that, while most likely illegal, could solve our problems. Do you have any friends in Mossad (Israeli CIA/Secret service for the unfamiliar)? If so, explain to them that Hilton and the makers of this movie are secretly neo-fascists hellbent on destroying Israel, the US, and every SINGLE nation on the planet. It shouldn't be too hard to gather convincing evidence. Then, have them sneak over here (like they did in Argentina with Eichmann), kidnap these evildoers, bring them back to Israel, and book 'em.

Failing this, let's hope she pisses someone in the NSA off and gets labeled as an enemy combatant. I'm strongly against torture and waterboarding in nearly evey instance, but this is one case where I will not only allow it, but actively participate in it.

[sirdizzy]

whats funny is they took an actually good looking girl and probably spent 8 hours of makeup trying to make her look ugly and she's still hotter than Paris Hilton. I wonder if Paris will ever get the irony.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Fuck you movie. Fuck You Paris. That is all.

[killuminati003]

So I watched half the trailer...couldn't stomach much more.

I would rather watch One Night In Paris again...Paris is a horrible lay, and a horrible actress. And whoever said this movie is fucking tasteless pretty much hit the nail on the head...

[Rawlin67]

one night in paris sucked.

and i dont mean that in the stupid attempt at being witty "haha, sucked, get it?", i just mean it was really, really bad.

[tbone]

Personally Paris should be the notty -- perhaps she gets killed off ala House of Wax

[Killersmith]

Pissing away money is a fun practice for some in Hollywood...:D
Zactly. It's not like 5000 paparazzi pictures a day translates into box office. Just look at Gigli...? But they never seem to get that.

[castlesave]

any and every time i see paris hilton, all i think about is the south park episode where she comes to town and has a whore off with mr. slave.

[Tagia_Romero]

Fuck You Paris. That is all.

Many have had that 'honor' bestowed upon their mantle already my dear. If you are not wary, you may be next. ;)

[xseanymacx]

In relation to Paris, I'd hit it...













































































































With my car. Twice.

[Tweek]

But... Paris Hilton isn't hot...

Agreed.
I saw this on -shudder- Showbiz Tonight and I nearly screamed with terror. It's a horror flick right?:confused:

[moose1132]

:( I really have nothing to say that hasn't already been said in this thread. I just feel obligated to post in here now after looking at that poster to go on record by saying how sad, awful, and shitty this truly is.

[smok3h]

I don't know why everyone says Paris Hilton isn't hot. It's almost like it's the cool thing to think she's not attractive. I have a hard time believing everyone who says she's not hot really means it. Granted, she isn't gorgoues or anything, but she is good-looking.

As to this movie, I thought this was a joke at first because the nottie's face looks so photoshopped in the photo it's unbelievable.

[AndrewDB]

I can't wait to see the trailer in the theater so I can laugh so loudly I can get thrown out of the theater for it.

[axe vs head]

Heres the trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUp0XC2SM8Y

[Porter]

I think I may cry. That is all i can say, its to depressing to even think about anymore

[yorrick brown]

good lord that was horrid.armageddon is upon us.

i thought for a trailer ya suppose to put the goodstuff in it?.

[killuminati003]

I don't know why everyone says Paris Hilton isn't hot. It's almost like it's the cool thing to think she's not attractive. I have a hard time believing everyone who says she's not hot really means it. Granted, she isn't gorgoues or anything, but she is good-looking.

Maybe because some people think personality has a lot to do with "hotness". I mean when I first saw Paris Hilton, I thought shes kind of pretty, she has very seductive eyes, but then she started talking and stuff, and I seen how horrible in bed she is, and then I didn't think she is hot anymore. Ive met girls i thought were ugly until I got to know them and then I thought they were hot, just because their actions complimented their features. Its the same with Jessica Simpson tho, I can't stand her because they way she holds her lips and the stupid look in her eyes makes her unattractive to me...

[Tweek]

Ten bucks says she gets "transformed" into a total babe by the end of the film.

It's expected.

Plus, Lakin truly is way hotter than Hilton.

[ListersParanoia]

Maybe because some people think personality has a lot to do with "hotness". I mean when I first saw Paris Hilton, I thought shes kind of pretty, she has very seductive eyes, but then she started talking and stuff, and I seen how horrible in bed she is, and then I didn't think she is hot anymore. Ive met girls i thought were ugly until I got to know them and then I thought they were hot, just because their actions complimented their features. Its the same with Jessica Simpson tho, I can't stand her because they way she holds her lips and the stupid look in her eyes makes her unattractive to me...

100% correct. She may have a relatively appealing shape to her form but her personality and the "air" that she carries absolutely disgusts me. She carries herself like some high-powered business woman who's making deals and working the world when she couldn't even change a fucking tire on her own...she has a fleet of accountants and business managers making her decisions, marketing her and handling her money. Now apparently her eyes have been opened and she is going to help the world after her life changing experience while in the clink. Go to Hell you spoiled whore.

[DrJellyfingers]

So, the results are in.

Hottie and The Nottie

Domestic Gross : $27,696
Foreign Gross : $529,134
Worldwide Total : $556,830

All Time Domestic Rank : #7, 963

and Titanic

Domestic Gross: $600,788,188
Foreign Gross: $1,244,246,000
Worldwide Total: $1,845,034,188

All Time Domestic Rank #1

so, not quite as big as Titanic but close