Excuse me, doctor, why is there a crackwhore in my room?

[LoomisFan]

(FROM YAHOO)

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.

Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

Lohan was not required to appear at Thursday's hearing.


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As awesome as that idea is in theory....
THEY'RE PUTTING LINDSAY LOHAN IN AN EMERGENCY ROOM!!!
...I smell a sitcom.

Thoughts?

[ilovemovies]

Being forced to work in a morgue? What an odd punishment.

I wonder if any of the bodies will ask her for help and then she ends up reliving that day to save that person.

[LoomisFan]

Being forced to work in a morgue? What an odd punishment.

I wonder if any of the bodies will ask her for help and then she ends up reliving that day to save that person.

What's hilarious is I had the same thought. Poor Lohan, though. She's just keep reliving it over and over again, coz she would get distracted and go to the same party every day. haha

[JJFlamingo]

If I were the morgue attendent, I would keep an eye on her CONSTANTLY...:D

[Lindsey]

Being forced to work in a morgue? What an odd punishment.

"Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.

That would be so fun! I've been in a morgue and it is quite fascinating to say the least!

[Cronos]

They'd better keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't jump on any corpses with rigor mortis.

[EBastard]

I hear that stuff they use to clean out the bodies (or is that at the mortuaries :confused:) can get you high easily...better watch her in case she gets any ideas for that too.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD WOULD STILL TAG DOUBLE L. :D

[Lindsey]

I hear that stuff they use to clean out the bodies (or is that at the mortuaries :confused:)

You mean formaldehyde? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formaldehyde). Its used to preserve the human remains when embalming. It has a VERY strong odor.

(And sorry for the Britney thread. :p)

[Tweek]

(And sorry for the Britney thread. :p)

You'd better be!;)

[dennisv]

I think this is a appropriate time to put in Foo Fighters - Stacked Actors lyrics...


See through
Yeah, but what do you do?
When youre just another aging drag queen?

Stack dead actors
Stacked to the rafters
Line up the bastards
All I want is the truth

Hey hey now, can you fake it?
Can you make it look like we want?
Hey hey now, can you take it?
And we cry when they all die blonde?

[EBastard]

You mean formaldehyde? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formaldehyde). Its used to preserve the human remains when embalming. It has a VERY strong odor.

(And sorry for the Britney thread. :p)
Yeah, that's the stuff...you can get high off that, right?

BTW, if you give me a big breasty hug, I will accept your apology, until then...we're at least on a break. :D



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

AND NO, NOT THE ROSS AND RACHEL FROM FRIENDS-BREAK EITHER.

[yorrick brown]

This sounds prefect for her.Shes used to having her hands on stiffs .

[xseanymacx]

Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

Are you shitting me:confused:

[Shockwave]

They talk like 84 minutes is a long time.

I mean, WOW, if shes already served 84 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES, two four-hour days in a mourge should clean her right up.

"slaps wrist":rolleyes:

[RustyRazor]

Working in a morgue is supposed to show her the "real life consequences of drinking and driving"?

Won't that be difficult when she's doing lines off of the cadavers with several of the interns?

INTERN: "I loved you in "Herbie: Fully Loaded"!"
LOHAN: "Yeah, whatever. Got any more blow?"
INTERN: "I stashed it inside of Mr. McClanahan."
LOHAN: "Then I'm after his Lucky Charms!"
INTERN: "...he's Scottish."
LOHAN: "Whatever! Get the blow or I won't do you!"
INTERN: "Morgues ROCK!"


They could've come up SO many other punishments that might have actually done something.
Sitting in on grief counseling for the families?
But that would probably be too harsh for Lo Lo, right?
Wouldn't want to scar her mentally, would we?

We'd never get a sequel to "Just My Luck".

COMING SOON:

"Just My Luck 2: There's Some Residue At The Bottom Of The Pipe"!

[ilovemovies]

Well at least it looks like thus far that she's geniunly cleaned up.

I think on New Years she came close to relapsing but immediately after called her sponsor or whatever. She only had one tiny drink on News Year Eve so I personally don't see the big deal. But then again, I don't know what it's like to be an acoholic.

Other than that tiny mishap though it really does seem like she's turned herself around.

[bigred760]

Morgue, huh? I wonder if she'll know who killed them?

HAH!! I'll be here all week!! :D

[RustyRazor]

Morgue, huh? I wonder if she'll know who killed them?

HAH!! I'll be here all week!! :D

Dude, I was thinking that joke, but I just couldn't formulate it.
*Rusty applauds.
Very nice.