Who the fuck is Corey Delaney?

[dennisv]

Can someone elaborate? He threw some party and got media attention or something?!

[EVILxxx]

A nobody.

[The Postmaster General]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200801/r216317_842917.jpg

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/14/2138293.htm

Long story short, he's a 16 year old who hosted a party (while his parents were away on vacation) and invited strangers via text messaging bulletins and myspace bulletins. Like 500 people showed up and basically it turned into a small riot, with drunken teenagers terrorizing the community via various acts of vandalism. It was like Over The Edge type stuff. Helicopter had to be sent out to get everything under control. The parents are getting hit with a $20,000 bill.


EDIT: EVILxxx summarized it much quicker than I did.

[thedudeman69]

I remember the interviewer asking him to take his sunglasses off, and he was like "No, I'll keep them on"

I swear, that went on for hours.

[yorrick brown]

he`s a loser.

Plus he`s up on kiddie porn charges .I can`t believe this guy made the news in america? must of been a slow news day.

[Cronos]

What a tard.

[JJFlamingo]

Fucking Instant Celeb Process working once again...:rolleyes:

[KcMsterpce]

I had no fucking clue who this shitbag was until this thread.

Gee, thanks for the terror! Have a bad day! :D

[axe vs head]

This is the tv interview with him.God he`s a moron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI

And to this day he still hasn`t taken those bloody glasses off.

[yorrick brown]

i can`t get over that this fulla been offered money to organize partys around the world.so while he makes money of this ,his parents are the ones stuck with the bill for all the damage.

[LordSimen]

A douchebag.

[The Postmaster General]

I had no fucking clue who this shitbag was until this thread.

Gee, thanks for the terror! Have a bad day! :D



Hey, I don't want to hear any moaning.

I tried wiki-ing this fucking guy.

[shoe1985]

He looks like a rich snob to me. He seems like he is trying to act like a badass. This is why parents are doing such a "great" job in raising their kids today. They have no manners at all.

[Scarfather]

This is the next generation?

[xseanymacx]

I liked the interview a lot. Funny shit.

[jackson13]

I liked the interview a lot. Funny shit.

Same. I especially loved it when the reporter asked him to look in the mirror and he replied "I have. Everyone has. They love what they see."

[RustyRazor]

This is the next generation?

Yup.
And we're all screwed.
And why do you ask?
Because in a war type situation, when the aggressor nation asks the new world leader to take off his glasses and talk to him like a man, we already know his response.

[The Postmaster General]

Yup.
And we're all screwed.
And why do you ask?
Because in a war type situation, when the aggressor nation asks the new world leader to take off his glasses and talk to him like a man, we already know his response.


Not to mention, the call to arms will include a link reading, "Yo peeps. Check out and download my new single HERE!"

[Lindsey]

You gotta love that accent though! I love you brits and the aussies! :p

This kid is an idiot... His 15 minutes of fame are about up.

[ChaseCalhoun]

Please stop making douchbags into celebrites

[The Postmaster General]

^Exactly. We already have enough real celebrities turning into major douchebags.

I mean, what? This 16 year old kid throws a Risky Business-sized party, and all of a sudden he's like Maverick from Top Gun.

What? I'm just analogizing.

[Scarfather]

I just realized that not only have I never met anyone I liked/ wasn't an moron named Corey;

There has never been ANYONE named Corey who ever accomplished anything worthwhile. Odd. Look it up.

I'm talking given here, Elias James Corey doesn't count.

[drugs and hugs]

Ah yes,the man famous for taken pictures of under age girls playing twister.

No wonder the rest of the world thinks aussies are a bunch of drunk assholes.I mean we`re drunks but not assholes.

[FLAME_ON]

Douchebag? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Hilarious? Abso-fucking-lutely.
But do I care? Nope.

[Digifruitella]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200801/r216317_842917.jpg

look like a typical, spoiled, american idiot.

oops, I realized he's not american.

still, an idiot.

[Tagia_Romero]

Is his 15 minutes over yet?

[yorrick brown]

Is his 15 minutes over yet?

it will be once i get him in range of my sniper shot.

[The Postmaster General]

This is why parents are doing such a "great" job in raising their kids today. They have no manners at all.


Hey now. I teach my 2 y/o manners, and every time you're given something, you need to say "Thanks."

So I took him in for his check-up a couple days ago, and after he got a shot in the leg, while he was crying, he looked up at the lab tech and said, "Thanks."

Actually, mentioning it, I don't know if that's polite, or just plain bad ass. It's a step away from "Thank you ma'am, may I have another?"



About my feelings on punishment with this... Corey...

My kid at 16 if he did this -

Two years, no driving privileges. If he has a car, he's going with me to sign it over to charity. In fact, I will host a small dinner party, and allow him to invite 3 of his closest friends. It will be at that party when I say I have an announcement, stand up, then cut up his driver's license in front of everyone.

Internet, and celluar privileges gone - transmission blocking devices installed in the house (with password work-around for myself, of course) In fact, a strict "no electronics in your room" policy goes into effect.

No junior prom, senior prom is okay baring an hourly check-ins.

Late Sunday evening, all clothes are donated to kids with cancer. My son is given a $100 gift certificate to a Big and Tall store, where he will be allowed to restock his wardrobe before school on Monday.

All CDs, DVDs, media... after I sort out the stuff I want to keep, the remainder will be used for skeet shooting.

And if he hasn't broken a tear by this point, I'll have no other choice to wait until school on Monday, lunch time, find him in the cafeteria, and tell him that his mother committed suicide because of what he did. After he starts crying, and I begin to lead him out, I'll turn to him and scream, "PSYCH" before pulling his pants down in front of everyone and pushing him over.

Well, probably not that last one....

Of course, in this Corey-character's spoiled world, nothing resembling a punishment will occur.

[electriclite]

Bubba, expect to receive a dry cleaning bill from me.

[LordSimen]

There has never been ANYONE named Corey who ever accomplished anything worthwhile. Odd. Look it up.

Aww, no love for Corey Feldman? :D

[xseanymacx]

Ah yes,the man famous for taken pictures of under age girls playing twister.



Link?:rolleyes:

[xseanymacx]

Aussie party boy Corey Delaney plans world tour, first stop UK
Corey Delaney

(Peter Glenane/ICON/Newspix)

The Corey Delaney party tour begins with three cities in Australia...then heads for the UK
Paul Larter, of The Times, Brisbane

The Australian boy who raised hell, along with the neck hairs of parents the world over, with a party for 500 friends, 30 uninvited police and the dog squad, has turned professional. Now he’s on his way to a British venue near you.

Life has become one long party for Corey Delaney, who has signed a deal with one of Australia’s leading publicity agents to put his infamous promotion skills to more lucrative effect as an international party promoter and DJ.

The 16-year-old, whose signature style is oversized yellow plastic sunglasses under a faux-fur hooded jacket, will next month embark on “Corey’s Party Tour” of Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne as a warm-up to a planned tour of Britain in the summer.

London, Bournemouth, Brighton, Torquay, Blackpool, Southend and Weston-super-Mare are likely destinations for Corey’s roadshow as Max Markson, his manager, sets about putting the unlikely star turn on to the world stage. He is already in talks with several British venues.
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* Aussie party boy finds stardom online

“Watch out London, Corey’s coming,” Mr Markson told The Times. “He’s going to be the world’s party boy. He threw a good party in the wrong place. Now we’re going to throw a great party in the right place.”

Corey, who finished school at the end of last year, has given up a A$20,000 (£9,000) apprenticeship in carpentry and is retraining as a DJ with one of the best in Australia. Mr Markson says his earnings in the coming year are likely to reach A$100,000.

No deals are in the can yet but Mr Markson, who will take a 20 per cent cut of Corey’s earnings, has fielded various commercial offers from party organisers in the US and from clothing labels and international soft-drink makers keen to tap into Corey’s image as a poster boy of teenage rebellion.

“A week ago, I was on the building site working hard and now they put me on national tour,” he said. “I've got an agent - life's good,” Corey told Australian television.

He also said that life had become "a bit crazy". Corey, who is known by his mother's second married name although his own is Worthington, has received death threats and is unable to return home to live with his parents – even if they will have him back. His mother is considering the use of a family counsellor.

His parents, who were furious at the time, have been persuaded to support his latest move and have met the promoter.

“There's lots of reasons why he's not here at the minute,” Mrs Delaney told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph newspaper. “That [the threats] is one of them but there's many of them,” she said.

Outside the family, Corey has been lionised by his peers and condemned as an arrogant brat by others. One website invites users to slap an animated Corey: he has now been slapped 700,000 times.

Though Mr Markson thinks Corey – “the most famous and popular 16-year-old in Australia” - will have the last laugh. His tour will enable him to foot the estimated A$20,000 bill for the damage to his parents’ house, neighbours’ letterboxes and a police car and have more than enough left over for a car.

He concedes that the party scene may not be a long-term proposition but that Corey is characteristically nonchalant about the future.

“I said to him, ‘if this doesn’t work out what are you going to do?’ Mr Markson said. “And he said, ‘I left school at the end of last year, I started doing my apprenticeship to do carpentry and once this finishes I’ll go and get a job’. I think any family would love to have a 16-year-old like that.”

:eek:

[jackson13]

I just realized that not only have I never met anyone I liked/ wasn't an moron named Corey;

There has never been ANYONE named Corey who ever accomplished anything worthwhile. Odd. Look it up.

I'm talking given here, Elias James Corey doesn't count.

Hey! One of my bestest friends is named Corey!

[yorrick brown]

Link?:rolleyes:


twister boy .hes up on child porn charges for that over here.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23060905-5006785,00.html

[Lindsey]

There has never been ANYONE named Corey who ever accomplished anything worthwhile. Odd. Look it up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/3_4_feldman.jpg

I will always Stand By this Corey. :p

[Mr.HyDe807]

So if i throw a party that has 500 people, leads to 20000 dollars in damages, and act like a badass in front of a camera..(but lets not forget wearing sunglasses), i can be a big party planner?

What a world, what a world!:rolleyes:

[LordSimen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/3_4_feldman.jpg

I will always Stand By this Corey. :p

:D Hell yes!

[EBastard]

There has never been ANYONE named Corey who ever accomplished anything worthwhile. Odd. Look it up.

In addition to Feldman, there's also the kick-ass band Living Colour that has the awesome frontman Corey Glover.

http://www.probush.com/glover.jpg

Hey! One of my bestest friends is named Corey!
Yeah broheim, but we don't know him! :D

J/K!

Also, where the fuck is Russell Crowe and his violent temper when we need him? He needs to straighten that upedy little cum-stain out.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.

[Tweek]

Hey now. I teach my 2 y/o manners, and every time you're given something, you need to say "Thanks."

So I took him in for his check-up a couple days ago, and after he got a shot in the leg, while he was crying, he looked up at the lab tech and said, "Thanks."

Actually, mentioning it, I don't know if that's polite, or just plain bad ass. It's a step away from "Thank you ma'am, may I have another?"



About my feelings on punishment with this... Corey...

My kid at 16 if he did this -

Two years, no driving privileges. If he has a car, he's going with me to sign it over to charity. In fact, I will host a small dinner party, and allow him to invite 3 of his closest friends. It will be at that party when I say I have an announcement, stand up, then cut up his driver's license in front of everyone.

Internet, and celluar privileges gone - transmission blocking devices installed in the house (with password work-around for myself, of course) In fact, a strict "no electronics in your room" policy goes into effect.

No junior prom, senior prom is okay baring an hourly check-ins.

Late Sunday evening, all clothes are donated to kids with cancer. My son is given a $100 gift certificate to a Big and Tall store, where he will be allowed to restock his wardrobe before school on Monday.

All CDs, DVDs, media... after I sort out the stuff I want to keep, the remainder will be used for skeet shooting.

And if he hasn't broken a tear by this point, I'll have no other choice to wait until school on Monday, lunch time, find him in the cafeteria, and tell him that his mother committed suicide because of what he did. After he starts crying, and I begin to lead him out, I'll turn to him and scream, "PSYCH" before pulling his pants down in front of everyone and pushing him over.

Well, probably not that last one....

Of course, in this Corey-character's spoiled world, nothing resembling a punishment will occur.

Your kid does sound like a bad ass.

I would also like to implement the teachings in your post upon my future children.:p

[The Postmaster General]

Bubba, expect to receive a dry cleaning bill from me.


No, please send me the soiled garments. Have you ever seen or heard of the subject of that film How to Make An American Quilt? I'm working on a similar project and need all the materials I can muster.


And back to... ...Corey...

See. This is the problem. Because of ease of communication, this jackass is able to find an actual fanbase and not only get by unscathed, but actually celebrated.

[outsyder]

I regret giving into my curiosity and clicking on this thread.

Imagine it people. I was living in a world where nobody knew who the fuck this guy was. Then sure enough, I bite the apple of knowledge and get kicked out of paradise.

Crap.

[yorrick brown]

meets one of his fans :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuj7hEitWs