Britney Spears ‘freaks out’ schoolchildren

[Dead Halloween]

We should have a sticky just called "Britney" for all her shenanigans. :rolleyes:

Britney Spears ‘freaks out’ schoolchildren

Apparently, creating a frightening environment for her own children isn’t enough for Britney Spears. Now she’s spooking random children in Beverly Hills, reports Usmagazine.com. According to the Web site, a “scantily clad” Britney popped up at neighborhood elementary school, “freaking out” students while telling the grown-ups that she was there to pick up someone else’s kids.

“She was just rambling and confused,” one bystander said of Britney, who appeared just before 3 p.m. dismissal. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Echoing the thoughts of a nation, the witness added, “All I could think was, ‘Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?’”

Britney’s chain-smoking attendance set more than a bad example. As news of the pop star’s presence spread around the school, “some of the kids were freaked out,” a school source told Usmagazine.com. Supervising adults quickly calmed the situation, directing Britney to the school’s back entrance.

Meanwhile, the mystery children Brit said she was there to pick up never materialized. The former Mouseketeer eventually got in her car and left, alone.


SOURCE (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22828817/)

[Rawlin67]

oh Britney.


you forgot to take the kids with you!

[Tweek]

-sigh- This makes my non-existent penis soft.:rolleyes:

[electriclite]

Oh for God sakes just have her involuntarily committed already! Before she goes from being a tabloid issue to a public menace and steals people's kids off the street!

Just lock her away!

[Tweek]

When they do lock her away, let it not be in a place like Cedars Sinai, where negligence seems to be their motto.:rolleyes:

[rocknblues81]

She's doing all of this for attention.

[bigred760]

I'm beginning to think there really is something wrong with her . . . mentally, bipolarity, whatever. Whether it's for the attention or not, she needs some serious help and/or medication.

[electriclite]

I'm beginning to think there really is something wrong with her . . . mentally, bipolarity, whatever. Whether it's for the attention or not, she needs some serious help and/or medication.
I think she's proven to have had enough meds already.


And I think we've all become a bit wary of medications this week.

[bigred760]

I think she's proven to have had enough meds already.

Apparently not the right ones.


And I think we've all become a bit wary of medications this week.

Very true.

[Scarfather]

She's like the the ogre that lives in the forest next to the old peasant village that wanders into town every once in a while.

"It's back! Lock your doors and hide your children!"

[Cronos]

They should throw her down a well and fill it with cement.

[Tweek]

They should throw her down a well and fill it with cement.

This seems oddly familiar. Really hatin' on those zombies, aren't you?;)

[JJFlamingo]

Wow, now she seems to be hallucinating. Why wasn't she arrested??

[jackson13]

*scans story*

Nope, shes still alive.

*goes back to not caring*

[DarkKnight81]

My God is she trying to steal children now, she needs to die before she kills someone else.

[RustyRazor]

She's doing all of this for attention.

I agree and I believe she needs to be arrested for stuff like this.
I don't think she's nuts.
I think she's doing this for shits and giggles and pics in the supermarket rags.

Non celebrities get tossed in the paddywagon and hauled off to the police station to spend the night in jail.
She deserves the same.

[therealjohng]

She's doing all of this for attention.


I'm not being an asshole, but duh.

[thedudeman69]

she's the boogeyman, and she is coming to get you.

[Cronos]

This seems oddly familiar. Really hatin' on those zombies, aren't you?;)
Yes, I don't like those zombies and that's the best way I can think of getting rid of them :D

[Drewza89]

They should have called the police. If it had been any other person doing the same thing she did, their ass would be sitting in jail right now. I can't believe the double standards that go on in Hollywood. She was obviously there to do some kidnapping since she doesn't want her own kids anymore.

[ChickFlick]

She needs to be committed, because she's endangering herself and everyone else.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Oh come on, guys. She's just having fun.

Seriously, who here doesn't love scaring the shit out of kids. And kicking them on their cute little noses.

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

[EVILxxx]

I find it sad that a woman with so many contacts and affiliations doesn't seem to have anyone who truly cares about her welfare. She probably has 8,000 numbers on her phone and none of them are giving her advice on how to better her situation.

[dennisv]

She has only 6 months to live, if you guys have been reading the tabloids, and then after that, the world will go back to normal.

[Tweek]

She has only 6 months to live, if you guys have been reading the tabloids, and then after that, the world will go back to normal.
Realistically, there will be a massive media frenzy.

[AndrewDB]

She has only 6 months to live, if you guys have been reading the tabloids, and then after that, the world will go back to normal.

http://world.std.com/~mica/mib.jpg

These two men would like you to look into the red light,.. yes.. that one right there..

*Ploof!*

You are a normal, every day poster now on the best movie website ever, Joblo.com..

[Tweek]

Good ol' Men In Black. They won't let you remember.:cool:

[xseanymacx]

I'd still have sex with her.

[bourahioro]

I'd still have sex with her.

Me too...no doubt the craziest sex anyone's ever had, but I digress.

[Brendan M.]

She's like the the ogre that lives in the forest next to the old peasant village that wanders into town every once in a while.

"It's back! Lock your doors and hide your children!"

That give me a real good laugh. I thank you for that.

[bourahioro]

Brittney freaks out adults for fuck sakes...it's no wonder children were horrified;)

[Le_Big_Mac]

The school should have gone on lockdown when she entered.

[FatSakHead]

I find it sad that a woman with so many contacts and affiliations doesn't seem to have anyone who truly cares about her welfare. She probably has 8,000 numbers on her phone and none of them are giving her advice on how to better her situation.

Do you seriously think anyone out there really cares about Brittney?

I can't wait until the media just fucking ignores her. Every magazine cover and headline news story is about whatever crazy shit Brittney did the week. "BREAKING NEWS: Brittney Spears starts angrily throwing cheetos in a wish fountain"

[MISFITS_Fiend]

I'll admit; I was looking for a "somebody shoot shoot her in the fucking head" comment when I saw your name, FatSak, but damn; your Cheetos comment made my day.

Kudos. :)

[Sonny Corleone]

She's doing all of this for attention.

No, she's mentally retarded.

[hoojib127]

No, she's mentally retarded.

Is it actually medically possible for someone to become this way virtually overnight...as she has? : /

[EVILxxx]

Do you seriously think anyone out there really cares about Brittney?



Well she has a sister and a mom. Then again they've already made careers off her name so they probably don't care.

[FatSakHead]

We should have a sticky just called "Britney" for all her shenanigans. :rolleyes:



Given that there's something new every week, this is not a bad idea.

[Cyclonus]

What a fucking psycho bitch. I'm not even angry or scornful of her anymore. Now it's just...sad and pathetic. :(

Is there a pattern here or is this just a one-time deal? If it's the former, I envision a rather ugly scene that ensues when Britney crosses the wrong kid's parents.

[JJFlamingo]

Is there a pattern here or is this just a one-time deal? If it's the former, I envision a rather ugly scene that ensues when Britney crosses the wrong kid's parents.

Doubtful. That's what her bodyguards are for...:D

[Lindsey]

I just don't begin to understand how someone could go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/BritneySpears-RollingStone.jpg

To this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Britney_Spears_368254a.jpg

One can just shake their head and say "what the fuck happened to you?"

[Drewza89]

^ Mass amounts of drugs, alcohol, and Taco Bell will do that to you.

[Cyclonus]

Doubtful. That's what her bodyguards are for...:D

Dunno, that article gives the impression that she was driving around by herself--not that she should even be allowed to do so at this stage. :rolleyes:

[Tweek]

Don't knock Taco Bell! :mad:

[KcMsterpce]

Don't knock Taco Bell! :mad:

Yeah, really. I love that shit. Too bad that shit visits it. :D

[electriclite]

^ Mass amounts of drugs, alcohol, and Taco Bell will do that to you.

And Photoshop helps to make the before look even more tragic in comparison.

[Tweek]

Yeah, really. I love that shit. Too bad that shit visits it. :D

Indeed.


And Britney Spears was never hot to me. And this is reaching a whole new level of sad.

[viking]

I find her so much more entertaining now than she has ever been.

[RustyRazor]

I just don't begin to understand how someone could go from this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/BritneySpears-RollingStone.jpg

To this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Britney_Spears_368254a.jpg

One can just shake their head and say "what the fuck happened to you?"


http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Land/4801/Mr_Mackey.jpg


M'kay?