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God of War
02-24-2008, 06:10 AM
Yeah, I was like "WTF?" Having just made a huge list of his movies in the best/worst forum for rating purposes. I was surprised by the title of one of his newish movies. It's called "Onion Movie." Weird, huh? Well, I read on and saw that Mr Seagal's character's name is Cock Puncher. Other characters have names like, Wigger Jim, Peen Out Guy, Sucide bomber, Texas Chainsaw Killer, Uncle Smackers, F' d up Delivery Guy, Gay Guy #2, Uncle Rapist, The Penis Business Man.

Now can someone please tell me if they have seen this movie? And if so, is it a comedy or something? :D

Rawlin67
02-24-2008, 08:25 AM
there was a whole article in Rolling Stone about it. or some magazine. i dont remember which one. i thought it was sort of a myth.

RandalGraves
02-24-2008, 08:40 AM
Yea I've seen the trailer for the onion movie and I thought it looked hilarious, but I can't find a release date or anything for it?

other_echoes
02-24-2008, 01:41 PM
I'm just sold on the title alone :D Sounds like hilarity all the way.

Sonny488
02-24-2008, 03:22 PM
"The Penis Business Man?" Aint that some shit.

Lindsey
02-24-2008, 03:27 PM
Here's the listing on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0392878/

Wigger Jim? Muhahaha...

And here's the trailer:

http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/305252/The-Onion-Movie/trailers

Lindsey
02-24-2008, 03:30 PM
After watching that preview, it reminds me a lot of The Kentucky Fried Movie. Hilarious trailer though!

martyds761
02-24-2008, 07:39 PM
I hate stupid movies. Sad thing is, the trailer made me laugh.

NathanRomano
02-25-2008, 12:23 AM
Hahaha That looks funny

xseanymacx
02-25-2008, 12:42 AM
Looks better than most comedies out nowadays.

"Move your car you old fucking bitch!"

:D

vesaker
02-25-2008, 11:04 AM
oh man that was pretty funny but its a toss up between Cock Puncher and the Neck belt for me LOL :D

biff_debris
02-25-2008, 03:45 PM
After watching that preview, it reminds me a lot of The Kentucky Fried Movie. Hilarious trailer though!

Ditto, not that that's a bad thing.

pablo_super1!
02-25-2008, 04:16 PM
Ha I just seen the trailer and this looks to be pretty funny. Way better than that stupid superhero movie.