ASK ME WHAT TO WATCH I GOT EM ALL

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

R U IN NEED OF A MOVIE MAKEOVER? HAVE I GOT A mOVIE FOR YOU

[Bourne101]

Alright then Mr. Moviemaster, what should I watch?

[TheJadedGamer]

...what? What's the point of this?

[Tweek]

...what? What's the point of this?

I don't know. I'm scared. :p

[DarthWade]

hEY, DoNT MAYKE FUN, itwill be AWSUM.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Bourne101 i have something u may never have seen but its a must ......."High Tension"...........Get the unrated version.. this will be like lawrence p raffel said A TRUE CLASSIC HORROR.. let me know how it goes do u recomend anything?

[Cronos]

I saw a squirrel today.

[Homyrrh]

I'm just as clueless as to why people respond to this...wait a minute...Castle AAAGGGHHH!!!!!1111

[Bourne101]

Bourne101 i have something u may never have seen but its a must ......."High Tension"...........Get the unrated version.. this will be like lawrence p raffel said A TRUE CLASSIC HORROR.. let me know how it goes do u recomend anything?

You're gonna have to do better than that. I own High Tension.

[Bourne101]

I'm just as clueless as to why people respond to this...wait a minute...Castle AAAGGGHHH!!!!!1111

I responded to see what he would actually recommend me. :D

[Homyrrh]

You're gonna have to do better than that. I own High Tension.

You're going to bring this challenge to the degree after triple-dog-dare...the degree of IMDb

I responded to see what he would actually recommend me. :D

Figured as much, more of a joke it was, but it just seems a waste of time..though I'm obviously posting here again....FUCK.

[53rdand3rd]

This should be good.

Recommend ME something, chief.

[Lindsey]

I LOVE ALL CAPS! I SOUND EXCITED AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME! ;)

Nah, glad that one got tamed down a bit. Interesting thread none the less.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

I responded to see what he would actually recommend me. :D
Bourne101 how about "greenstreet hooligans"

[Bourne101]

Sorry man, I've already seen that too. If you end up recommending me something I haven't seen, no word of a lie, I will go rent it this weekend.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

This should be good.

Recommend ME something, chief.
53rdand3rd hi wow r u ? im going to recomend that u see "BIG NOTHING"

[Homyrrh]

53rdand3rd hi wow r u ? im going to recomend that u see "BIG NOTHING"
I don't even know what to say; your words are incomprehensible even on the internet...that's an unparalleled feat of accomplishment.

But, nonetheless, how about you tell me a film I should rent tomorrow night? Mr. Bourne's offer is true for my own case as well.

[53rdand3rd]

53rdand3rd hi wow r u ? im going to recomend that u see "BIG NOTHING"

Well, I do love Simon Pegg, but I've seen that one at Blockbuster and it looks like a poor man's "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels". I'd have to read some really stellar reviews before I rush out to watch a David Schwimmer movie..

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Sorry man, I've already seen that too. If you end up recommending me something I haven't seen, no word of a lie, I will go rent it this weekend.
Bourn101 u r a true movie fan and i enjoy tring to find u something u havnt seen but thats great as well ......how about QUINTON tARENTINOs "DEATH PROOF"

[Homyrrh]

Bourn101 u r a true movie fan and i enjoy tring to find u something u havnt seen but thats great as well ......how about QUINTON tARENTINOs "DEATH PROOF"
Seen that. All around.

I like reputable dramas. What's good, son?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

I don't even know what to say; your words are incomprehensible even on the internet...that's an unparalleled feat of accomplishment.

But, nonetheless, how about you tell me a film I should rent tomorrow night? Mr. Bourne's offer is true for my own case as well.
Homyrrh hows it goin tonight? hopin well.....let me take u back to a movie called "FLETCH" with chevy chase have u seen it?

[Bourne101]

Bourn101 u r a true movie fan and i enjoy tring to find u something u havnt seen but thats great as well ......how about QUINTON tARENTINOs "DEATH PROOF"

Sorry man, I own Death Proof, Planet Terror, and even a VHS copy of Grindhouse, yes, a VHS copy!

Keep 'em coming! ;)

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Seen that. All around.

I like reputable dramas. What's good, son?
Homyrrh..... sup homy i got this ok its called"THE HUNTING PARTY" .... WHAT DO U SAY...this features terrence howard hes 1 of my favorites

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Sorry man, I own Death Proof, Planet Terror, and even a VHS copy of Grindhouse, yes, a VHS copy!

Keep 'em coming! ;)
Bourne101have u seen "The hunting party"?

[Bourne101]

Bourne101have u seen "The hunting party"?

Yep. Solid flick.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Well, I do love Simon Pegg, but I've seen that one at Blockbuster and it looks like a poor man's "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels". I'd have to read some really stellar reviews before I rush out to watch a David Schwimmer movie..
I would like to take the time to state an opinion of mine if i could.....................Many times 9 out of 10 someone told me a movie wasnt great ,dont see it ..it was ok ...well everyone owns something inside of them that no one els has .....its called character !!! we all r different .. so if u dont voice ur own oppinion u might really be missing out on something so for the future never let another persons opinion keep u from watching a movie..... it might be the greatest thing uv ever seen!!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Yep. Solid flick.
Bourne101 i got it finally..........."PATH FINDER" have u seen it?

[Bourne101]

Bourne101 i got it finally..........."PATH FINDER" have u seen it?

Yep, saw that too. Maybe try something from the 80s to early 90s. Pretty much any good movie that has been released in the past decade, I've seen it.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Bourne101 .......................have u seen "FLETCH" staring chevy chase

[53rdand3rd]

I would like to take the time to state an opinion of mine if i could.....................Many times 9 out of 10 someone told me a movie wasnt great ,dont see it ..it was ok ...well everyone owns something inside of them that no one els has .....its called character !!! we all r different .. so if u dont voice ur own oppinion u might really be missing out on something so for the future never let another persons opinion keep u from watching a movie..... it might be the greatest thing uv ever seen!!!!

Oh I certainly agree that you can never judge a movie based on the reviews of others. Within the last year I saw more than a couple movies that got marginal scores from other people that I loved, but I have no interest in "Big Nothing". From my experience, Pegg is only strong when he's working with Edgar Wright and Nick Frost.

But I certainly appreciate the gesture.

Got anything else?

[Bourne101]

Hm... I may have seen it a long time ago, sounds familiar. Maybe I'll check that out, but keep the recommendations coming.

[pablo_super1!]

Man, you should reccomend some relatively unknown Flick like.

http://jurma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/guide_to_recognizing_your_saints_ver2.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/503618~Primal-Fear-Posters.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000066C6I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.inflightdata.com/fanvid.jpg

http://www.wearescientists.com/dog%20soldiers.jpg

http://tf.org/images/covers/Edge_1997-tf.org.jpg

All of these are great films people don't really know about.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

53rd and 3rd u r very interesting~~~what kind of movies do u favor?

[53rdand3rd]

53rd and 3rd u r very interesting~~~what kind of movies do u favor?

Mostly, I watch classic films from the 30's and 40's, my speciality is screwball comedy, but I also appreciate a good modern movie when I see it. The last movie I watched was a french movie from 1935 called "Carnival of Flanders" which was EXCELLENT.

[bourahioro]

This has to be one of the most retarded things I've read in awhile - "I have an idea, how's about I recommend things that EVERYONE has seen?"

[Cronos]

I'm finding it rather hilarious.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Bourahioro..... hi hope ur doin good i was wondering why u said what u said why not just introduce to all of us something if u have such a movie vocabulary

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

OK lets play people............................................ .CROOKS WHO SEEN IT featuring jim norton

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

LETS PLAY MY litlle kitty a cute kitty at that......BILL MURRAY in stripes... SEEN it ?

[Backstabba]

Man, you should reccomend some relatively unknown Flick like.

http://jurma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/guide_to_recognizing_your_saints_ver2.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPO/503618~Primal-Fear-Posters.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000066C6I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.inflightdata.com/fanvid.jpg

http://www.wearescientists.com/dog%20soldiers.jpg

http://tf.org/images/covers/Edge_1997-tf.org.jpg

All of these are great films people don't really know about.

I love that I've seen every one of those movies except for The Devil's Backbone.

And every movie the original poster has recommended.
Except Pathfinder, I have zero interest in that.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Backstabba thank u for ur imput have u seen "CROOKS"?

[AceD]

"This has to be one of the most retarded things I've read in awhile - "I have an idea, how's about I recommend things that EVERYONE has seen?"

Awesome. Once again, a new member is greeted with sarcasm and name-calling because he doesn't just fall into the way everyone here thinks and does things. How pretentious are we going to be? The guy is retarded because he likes popular movies?

[TheJadedGamer]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This is an amazing thread.

[vesaker]

Anyone here seen Buffalo 66?

[Homyrrh]

Homyrrh..... sup homy i got this ok its called"THE HUNTING PARTY" .... WHAT DO U SAY...this features terrence howard hes 1 of my favorites
Saw it last month; iffy. Never seen 'Fletch' but, alas, not a Chevy Chase fan, so it'd be unfair to reply.

I'd be a little more subtle, friendo, but intentions seem intact.

[Cosimo]

is he trying to sell something? i picture moviemaster in east london with his dvd stall. dvd mr mr? i give good price!! i have new film, good copy! it is called Lord of the rings. you seen? i give two thumbs up hi 5!

[Homyrrh]

Anyone here seen Buffalo 66?
There's a user on here whose favorite film is Buffalo 66. Never see it here though.

Mr. Movie, in no capitals, give me a good foreign film I should see. Something dramatic, maybe some romance, ya hear? Thanks.

[spacemonkey]

Homyrrh hows it goin tonight? hopin well.....let me take u back to a movie called "FLETCH" with chevy chase have u seen it?

Mr. Moviemaster, thank you for making me laugh today. ;)

[Homyrrh]

"This has to be one of the most retarded things I've read in awhile - "I have an idea, how's about I recommend things that EVERYONE has seen?"

Awesome. Once again, a new member is greeted with sarcasm and name-calling because he doesn't just fall into the way everyone here thinks and does things. How pretentious are we going to be? The guy is retarded because he likes popular movies?
I hesitate to concur, but I cannot agree more. In all honesty, it's a bit annoying, so I sympathize there, but this guy, in consdiering the overall quality of his posts, is likely very young. Hell, I'm pretty damn youthful myself and look how I TIPE!!!!11. (kidding...)

[spacemonkey]

I love that I've seen every one of those movies except for The Devil's Backbone.

And every movie the original poster has recommended.
Except Pathfinder, I have zero interest in that.


Consider yourself lucky for not having seen the horrid Pathfinder.

[arto_j]

Anyone here seen Buffalo 66?

Buffalo '66 is amazing. One of my favorite films.

I've been pimping this film around the forums recently but no one's really said anything about it so far so might as well use this glorious thread as well...Anyone here seen Twin Falls Idaho?

[DrJellyfingers]

Buffalo '66 is amazing. One of my favorite films.

I've been pimping this film around the forums recently but no one's really said anything about it so far so might as well use this glorious thread as well...Anyone here seen Twin Falls Idaho?

is that the Siamese twins movie? i saw it a while ago, I remember liking it.

[bourahioro]

"This has to be one of the most retarded things I've read in awhile - "I have an idea, how's about I recommend things that EVERYONE has seen?"

Awesome. Once again, a new member is greeted with sarcasm and name-calling because he doesn't just fall into the way everyone here thinks and does things. How pretentious are we going to be? The guy is retarded because he likes popular movies?


Yeah, AWESOME indeed - I didn't call him retarded.

[auge_28]

"This has to be one of the most retarded things I've read in awhile - "I have an idea, how's about I recommend things that EVERYONE has seen?"

Awesome. Once again, a new member is greeted with sarcasm and name-calling because he doesn't just fall into the way everyone here thinks and does things. How pretentious are we going to be? The guy is retarded because he likes popular movies?

The guy must be joking, or pretension . . .

I don't think or care if he is retarded . . . But look at the tone of his posts . . . he comes in here yelling that he is the shit and can pick films for everybody . . . of course he is joking, If not then there is something mentally wrong with this cat.

I for one think it is a regular on this site doing a gag.

[john_rambo]

I Like Mafia movies... what do you recommend master?

[Homyrrh]

The guy must be joking, or pretension . . .

I don't think or care if he is retarded . . . But look at the tone of his posts . . . he comes in here yelling that he is the shit and can pick films for everybody . . . of course he is joking, If not then there is something mentally wrong with this cat.

I for one think it is a regular on this site doing a gag.
Gotta love the one lowercase among 19 capitals...the extra effort inclusive of either holding down Shift (and letting up for a character) or purposefully disengaging Caps Lock.

*cue Dragnet theme*

[edonline]

MR.MOVIEMASTER, was Andy Warhol's movie "Skyscraper (Empire State Building" really an allegory for the penis as he claimed or was he only saying that to mock the avant garde artistes of the time?

[53rdand3rd]

Yes, Mr. Moviemaster, and since Edonline is asking a question allow me to follow up with one of my own since you apparently are the answer man on all film:

In Kieslowski's The Double Life of Veronique are the two women one and the same, a woman who is actually living two seperate lives at once, or two completely different women? And then, are Veronique's tears, tears at not meeting her exact double, or at losing a part of her essence somewhere in the world, that part of her life has been snuffed out?

Thanks.

[Le_Big_Mac]

Explain to me, in their entirety, the meaning of Eraserhead and Mulholland Drive.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

will smith is so underrated as an actor man ...he can capture every single shot in a film and keep u entertained..

[AndrewDB]

Moviemaster tell me about Scarface. I wanna know all about it. Take your time, make a nice long post about it because I've never seen why it's so praised.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Moviemaster tell me about Scarface. I wanna know all about it. Take your time, make a nice long post about it because I've never seen why it's so praised.
ita only the dream of an immagrant

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Moviemaster tell me about Scarface. I wanna know all about it. Take your time, make a nice long post about it because I've never seen why it's so praised.
have u ever struggled so much in life only to end up empty handed... the message in the movie is what i apreciate.... any thing is possible in america..

[AndrewDB]

have u ever struggled so much in life only to end up empty handed... the message in the movie is what i apreciate.... any thing is possible in america..

LONGER.

I want to know ALL about the movie!

[Le_Big_Mac]

have u ever struggled so much in life only to end up empty handed... the message in the movie is what i apreciate.... any thing is possible in america..

Especially when you end up getting high on your own supply, killing your best friend for fucking your sister and being assassinated by a business partner for doing one thing in your life that's actually morally righteous.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

dude your so lame go watch it

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Especially when you end up getting high on your own supply, killing your best friend for fucking your sister and being assassinated by a business partner for doing one thing in your life that's actually morally righteous.
damn ur awsome now that is how to do it....ur review says it all

[Le_Big_Mac]

dude your so lame go watch it

Give me a quote from the movie besides "Say hello to my little friend!"

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Give me a quote from the movie besides "Say hello to my little friend!"
first u get the money.. then u get the power

[AndrewDB]

first u get the money.. then u get the power

Give us a quote that's not on IMDB.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Give us a quote that's not on IMDB.
tony .... dont kill me tony... ill give u ten million dollars tony......

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Give us a quote that's not on IMDB.
oh yeah what is this imb

[AndrewDB]

oh yeah what is this imb

http://imdb.com

They'd probably love you there.

They talk a whole lot about movies... even more than we do.

[Tweek]

http://imdb.com

They'd probably love you there.

They talk a whole lot about movies... even more than we do.

Oh yeah! IMDB.com is a great place for movie discussion.:rolleyes: (Sorry.)

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

I love that I've seen every one of those movies except for The Devil's Backbone.

And every movie the original poster has recommended.
Except Pathfinder, I have zero interest in that.
does any one have a review on the devils backbone

[DaMovieMan]

Gotta love the one lowercase among 19 capitals...the extra effort inclusive of either holding down Shift (and letting up for a character) or purposefully disengaging Caps Lock.

*cue Dragnet theme*

This cracked me up! Nice one.

here's what I recommend to mister master of movies and to all those who haven't seen this little gem,

I'm loving this.

This is what I recommend to YOU Moviemaster, (and to anyone who hasn't seen it, it's really decent and has great preformances from Brolin and Nolte especially)

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/7/7267-large.jpg

Now hows about you recommend me something GOOD man.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

This cracked me up! Nice one.

here's what I recommend to mister master of movies and to all those who haven't seen this little gem,
DA MOVIE MAN IS DA MAN>>>>>THANX MOVIE MAN I WILL SEE THIS FILM AND LET U KNOW WHAT I THINK>>>>> HAVE U SEEN"TWO FOR THE MONEY" AL PACHINO

[DaMovieMan]

Yeah man I saw it, didn't like it much. Got anything else GOOD though?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Yeah man I saw it, didn't like it much. Got anything else GOOD though?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "FEELING MINISOTA" camoran diez....she takes it off!!

[DaMovieMan]

No man i did not see that movie!!

But that's coz I really can't stand Keanu Reeves man, I know you understand that.

Recommend me something GOOD with No Keanu Reeves bro !!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

No man i did not see that movie!!

But that's coz I really can't stand Keanu Reeves man, I know you understand that.

Recommend me something GOOD with No Keanu Reeves bro !!
ok then have u seen the "DESCENT"

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

No man i did not see that movie!!

But that's coz I really can't stand Keanu Reeves man, I know you understand that.

Recommend me something GOOD with No Keanu Reeves bro !!
you know if u can get past the fact keanu is lame and reminds us of a tella tubby some of the movies he is in r ok......but i feel u a actor i hate to see is ja rule so i understand..

[deftdelivery]

Mr. MovieMaster, name a movie you saw recently and HATED.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Mr. MovieMaster, name a movie you saw recently and HATED.
deftdelivery.....i had a horible movie night the other day... i bought "FURNACE" it was horrible...and also "THE TRIPPER" i thought pee wee hermon wouild oerform like in BLOW but he didnt... the movie was lame....ther u have it..2 horrible movies from the movie master...what about u ?

[deftdelivery]

Halloween 4...just couldn't stop laughing man. Don't you hate it when Hollywood rides a franchise to the bone just looking to cash in on the money? :)

Mr. Moviemaster, if you had to watch one movie 20 times in a row in one sitting without being allowed to get up for any reason, and you had to pee and or shit your pants, what movie would it be?

Pick something that gets better each viewing, otherwise you'll be burned out after the 7th or 8th viewing!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Halloween 4...just couldn't stop laughing man. Don't you hate it when Hollywood rides a franchise to the bone just looking to cash in on the money? :)

Mr. Moviemaster, if you had to watch one movie 20 times in a row in one sitting without being allowed to get up for any reason, and you had to pee and or shit your pants, what movie would it be?

Pick something that gets better each viewing, otherwise you'll be burned out after the 7th or 8th viewing!
Deftdelivery.... you got .........damn i cant stop laughing at this..... i woul have to say i would watch..."THE LAST DRAGON" u know ....whos the master show nufff.. whos the master..................................

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

HOOLYWOOD does take it too far sometimes and ur right on the money with that

[The Postmaster General]

I second The Last Dragon.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

i do recomend dirty if u want to see cuba gooding akt as a bad cop.. if u remember 187 then ull remember the little mexican that played rullet.. well hes the partner ... so hes pretty good in the movie if u ask me.

[KcMsterpce]

OMG.

I was having a few shits and giggles with the first page of this thread. I mean there's some pretty funny stuff.

Then on page 2 the thread really came into its own. I not only had the "shits" in a metaphorical sense; I actually shit my pants due to uncontrollable laughter. At first I was figuring there'd be a potential shart and held it in. Then I read three consecutive gut-busters and that was the end of it right there. I had to throw my undies in the toxic waste dump and sit under a running bath faucet for three minutes to clear out the explosive damage before actually attempting real cleanup.

The Scarface banter is bar none some of the most classic reading I've had in some time. I can't believe we've progressed this far (page 3), but hopefully we're merely concluding the first act, and act II will provide the REAL laughs!

I love all of this.

OK so it's not really a review of a movie, but I will recommend that everyone stay FAR, FAR AWAY from Pathfinder. Unless you're feeling masochistic.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

OMG.

I was having a few shits and giggles with the first page of this thread. I mean there's some pretty funny stuff.

Then on page 2 the thread really came into its own. I not only had the "shits" in a metaphorical sense; I actually shit my pants due to uncontrollable laughter. At first I was figuring there'd be a potential shart and held it in. Then I read three consecutive gut-busters and that was the end of it right there. I had to throw my undies in the toxic waste dump and sit under a running bath faucet for three minutes to clear out the explosive damage before actually attempting real cleanup.

The Scarface banter is bar none some of the most classic reading I've had in some time. I can't believe we've progressed this far (page 3), but hopefully we're merely concluding the first act, and act II will provide the REAL laughs!

I love all of this.

OK so it's not really a review of a movie, but I will recommend that everyone stay FAR, FAR AWAY from Pathfinder. Unless you're feeling masochistic.
ok then HOW DO U FEel about "RESERVOIR DOGS"

[KcMsterpce]

ok then HOW DO U FEel about "RESERVOIR DOGS"

omg I hear it's REALY GOOD but i got grounded when I was going tow atch it. I was SO MAD BECAUSE I hear from people that it's neat, but I havn't saw it yet.
What is it about? I hear they say many bad words. I want to watch it and learn how to talk like thm!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

omg I hear it's REALY GOOD but i got grounded when I was going tow atch it. I was SO MAD BECAUSE I hear from people that it's neat, but I havn't saw it yet.
What is it about? I hear they say many bad words. I want to watch it and learn how to talk like thm!
u should stick to "HONEY"

[KcMsterpce]

u should stick to "HONEY"

i DON'T butt honey sticks to ME! I have somebottles in my shelv and I pull it out (the honey, not "it") and put some on my breadtost when its cooked and eat it. But then the HONEY IS STICKIN' t ME. I hate that.

Jessica Alba is SOOO HOT OMGF!! (http://www.kcmsterpce.com/reviews/honey.html)

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

i DON'T butt honey sticks to ME! I have somebottles in my shelv and I pull it out (the honey, not "it") and put some on my breadtost when its cooked and eat it. But then the HONEY IS STICKIN' t ME. I hate that.

Jessica Alba is SOOO HOT OMGF!! (http://www.kcmsterpce.com/reviews/honey.html)
HAVE U SEEN THE MOVIE "THE DEAD GIRL"............ ebert and roeper say 2 thumbs up me tooo..ROSE BYRNE is in it check it out

[KcMsterpce]

HAVE U SEEN THE MOVIE "THE DEAD GIRL"............ ebert and roeper say 2 thumbs up me tooo..ROSE BYRNE is in it check it out

HAVE U SEEN IT. Tell ME ALL ABOUt it and I might JUST GO get it TOday!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

HAVE U SEEN IT. Tell ME ALL ABOUt it and I might JUST GO get it TOday!!!
"THE DEAD GIRL"................this is a movie about a girl "BRITTANY MURPHY" who wonders off ......a woman later finds her ...........and all i can say is if u liked "STIR OF ECHOES" this is a must i promise ull say the movie master is real..... then ill give u another 1.. but this is good...

[edonline]

i DON'T butt honey sticks to ME! I have somebottles in my shelv and I pull it out (the honey, not "it") and put some on my breadtost when its cooked and eat it. But then the HONEY IS STICKIN' t ME. I hate that.

Jessica Alba is SOOO HOT OMGF!! (http://www.kcmsterpce.com/reviews/honey.html)

"Butt honey"? Is that some kind of double entendre? ;)

[The Postmaster General]

I think that's what they called it before it became known as Mountain Dew.

Good review, KC.

[auge_28]

This is no longer fun for me; I am unsubscribing to this thread.

Oh, MR.MOVIEMASTER . . . can you please stop privet messaging me?

[Le_Big_Mac]

Oh, MR.MOVIEMASTER . . . can you please stop privet messaging me?

Same here...

[Digifruitella]

you all have got to be stupid to not see this guy is laughing behind his keyboard right now.

a troll that infiltrated JoBlo, oh noes!1

[Le_Big_Mac]

you all have got to be stupid to not see this guy is laughing behind his keyboard right now.

a troll that infiltrated JoBlo, oh noes!1

Would you really fool around with him if you thought he was a real mentally challenged idiot.

[Lindsey]

This is no longer fun for me; I am unsubscribing to this thread.

Oh, MR.MOVIEMASTER . . . can you please stop privet messaging me?

Same here...

Yeah, seriously. Apparently I'm shallow? After I was nice enough to tell him some of my favorites, I get this: Haha..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/UGH.jpg

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

THER THEY GO AGAIN THE ONLINE LOSERS COME TO SEE WHATS GOIN ON

[Cronos]

haha, I love this thread.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

haha, I love this thread.
FORGET THE THREAD GIVE US MORE OF THAT DAMN KITTY TALKIN SMACK......

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

FORGET THE THREAD GIVE US MORE OF THAT DAMN KITTY TALKIN SMACK......
ANY ONE GOT A NEW MOVIE THEY WANT TO SHARE.............

[Cronos]

FORGET THE THREAD GIVE US MORE OF THAT DAMN KITTY TALKIN SMACK......
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/924/119792404340vn8.jpg
ANY ONE GOT A NEW MOVIE THEY WANT TO SHARE.............
What Is It?

[Homyrrh]

ANY ONE GOT A NEW MOVIE THEY WANT TO SHARE.............
You...quoted yourself ???

I...I...am speechless. As if the third person wasn't quite enough...

[Homyrrh]

Yeah, seriously. Apparently I'm shallow? After I was nice enough to tell him some of my favorites, I get this: Haha..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/UGH.jpg
I worried our friend, having PMed myself as well, has peculiar intentions; I honestly wasn't able to translate mine.
Maybe you should just leave him alone :D :D

[dennisv]

http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/31/089218317094.jpg
http://steveallentheater.com/files/07b_summer/potemkin.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40674000/jpg/_40674841_pot_bfi_203.jpg
http://busterkeatonmuseum.happywebsite.biz/bkm99f.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BUY/0-587-00813-x-L~Journey-to-Mars-Posters.jpg


Please write a 10-paged analysis paper of each on these. I don't want a review or it's an immediate 'F'. I want you to write about it's photography, editing, it's impact, the use of color, mise 'en scene, shots, angles and they're purposes, etc. Spelling and grammar is required. Show us how much of a movie master you are. Show us. Please.

[HighTyde]

MR.MOVIEMASTER hAv YOU SEEn "SHOWGIRLS" ROGER AND EPERT GAv it 2 TUMBS UP! if YoU ARE a FAN OF "DiE HARD" aND "FUN WIT dICK AND JAN" YOU WILLY LOVE THIS MOBIE!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

MR.MOVIEMASTER hAv YOU SEEn "SHOWGIRLS" ROGER AND EPERT GAv it 2 TUMBS UP! if YoU ARE a FAN OF "DiE HARD" aND "FUN WIT dICK AND JAN" YOU WILLY LOVE THIS MOBIE!
HELLO MR.MOVIEMASTER IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!! i havnt seen :SHOWGIRLS: but i will.......

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/31/089218317094.jpg
http://steveallentheater.com/files/07b_summer/potemkin.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40674000/jpg/_40674841_pot_bfi_203.jpg
http://busterkeatonmuseum.happywebsite.biz/bkm99f.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BUY/0-587-00813-x-L~Journey-to-Mars-Posters.jpg


Please write a 10-paged analysis paper of each on these. I don't want a review or it's an immediate 'F'. I want you to write about it's photography, editing, it's impact, the use of color, mise 'en scene, shots, angles and they're purposes, etc. Spelling and grammar is required. Show us how much of a movie master you are. Show us. Please.
this guy is eathier serious or out of his fruity grapes.............buster keaton in side walks of new yorks photo looks like its worth some serious bread .....i do like alll of old displays though they r very interesting

[Homyrrh]

Anyone see *BOB SAGET* tourettes guy videos?

Yeah...

[Le_Big_Mac]

this guy is eathier serious or out of his fruity grapes.............buster keaton in side walks of new yorks photo looks like its worth some serious bread .....i do like alll of old displays though they r very interesting

A movie MASTER who's not interested in old movies? This is a clear contradiction.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Anyone see *BOB SAGET* tourettes guy videos?

Yeah...
actualyy retard........................uhhhh nopE............... nobODy cares about bob sagget.............U HAV ENO PUPOSE IN LIFE DO YOU...ok lets play with the movie master....ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.ur dumb! go watch mystic river with everyone els and then come see MR.MOVIE MASTER!!!!!!11

[Moviefan1234]

This thread is funny as fuck, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. So MR. MOVIEMASTER what did you think of DIARIOS DE MOTOCICLETA?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

A movie MASTER who's not interested in old movies? This is a clear contradiction.
no no no ..... dont get me wrong u r absolutly right with the old movies.....classics are a must.. i just cant sit thrugh some of the films im the type to love it or hate it

[Le_Big_Mac]

http://www.windhamarts.org/mambo/images/stories/Cinema%20Project/Movie%20Stills/Season2/motorcycle_diaries.jpg

This post was supposed to be below the next one.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

This thread is funny as fuck, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. So MR. MOVIEMASTER what did you think of DIARIOS DE MOTOCICLETA?
OK LOOK UP EVERYONE!!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

IS THIS A REAL MOVIE.... CAN U PULL UP A COVER FOR THIS FILM?????? PLEASE SOMEONE PULL IT UP......
thank u ... this is a real movie.....any body got a review?

[Moviefan1234]

thank u ... this is a real movie.....any body got a review?

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/motorcycle_diaries/

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/motorcycle_diaries/
you have to see the review it might work for the movie master!!!!!

[Le_Big_Mac]

Are you really that much of a fool? Click the link and you'll find links to various reviews in it.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Are you really that much of a fool? Click the link and you'll find links to various reviews in it.
id rather ask my movie fanatics to help me instead of wondering of i love to be on call for the next review.....but thanx for once again your wonderfull opinion..

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:eek:yup its me again:eek:put that face on and begin to agree with the MR MOVIE MASTER:Dtrading places is a two thumbs up.... can any one guess the other movie that has a connection with mortimer.....it features eddie murphy.......... hint hint......KING OF ZZimmmmbbooobbbwaa? ok forget it i give this a 2 thumbs up if you havnt seen it in a while check it out.!!!:eek:

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:eek:yup its me again:eek:put that face on and begin to agree with the MR MOVIE MASTER:Dtrading places is a two thumbs up.... can any one guess the other movie that has a connection with mortimer.....it features eddie murphy.......... hint hint......KING OF ZZimmmmbbooobbbwaa? ok forget it i give this a 2 thumbs up if you havnt seen it in a while check it out.!!!:eek:
name the movie it came after tradin places ..so think think.... areal movie man/woman would know this come on now...

[bigred760]

Coming to America

[Lost in Space]

Is anyone els getting annoyed by this so called movie master? He is yet to say anything insightful, that said he is pretty amusing (either that or bemusing).

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Is anyone els getting annoyed by this so called movie master? He is yet to say anything insightful, that said he is pretty amusing (either that or bemusing).
this is another moviemaster hater.......rick ross dont like haters...but ur a hater soo why have rick ross as a pic......stop snitchin...remember...so stop hatin.....watch "BAMBI" thats my recomondation 4 u

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Coming to America
u r a movie......true movie fan..... i should have known....good job....COMING TOO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jord2006]

my turn, recommend me something

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Is anyone els getting annoyed by this so called movie master? He is yet to say anything insightful, that said he is pretty amusing (either that or bemusing).
take a comment from the lord of the rings fan.. who listens to rick ross...while watching hannah montana...come on whos annoying...stay out the room cus your feet might melt....movie master says what is goin on here lets talk movies...not lets talk about movie master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

my turn, recommend me something
"BLOW" "SUICIDEKINGS" " EMPIRE" you love good fellas ...i love good fellas......DO YOU REMEMBER.........."A BRONX TALE"

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Is anyone els getting annoyed by this so called movie master? He is yet to say anything insightful, that said he is pretty amusing (either that or bemusing).
take a comment from the lord of the rings fan.. who listens to rick ross...while watching hannah montana...come on whos annoying...stay out the room cus your feet might melt....movie master says what is goin on here lets talk movies...not lets talk about movie master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES

[Deju Vu]

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
DEJAVU AGAIN ANOTHER DUD!!!!!

[jord2006]

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

i know what im gonna watch. thx deja vu

[Deju Vu]

i know what im gonna watch. thx deja vu

Haha, no problem, Mr. Moviemaster Pm'd me and told me "You have no points to give" Apprently he has never seen the movie ;)

Edit: My bad, his direct quote was "u cant give points....you aint nothin in the movie world go back to work".

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

i know what im gonna watch. thx deja vu
hello they misunderstood me.."DEJAVU" please...... featuring denzel....come on r u for real ...THE MOVIE MASTER SEEN THIS..........its a great flick....wanna nother with denzel? ok THE BONE COLLECTOR.....

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Haha, no problem, Mr. Moviemaster Pm'd me and told me "You have no points to give" Apprently he has never seen the movie ;)

Edit: My bad, his direct quote was "u cant give points....you aint nothin in the movie world go back to work".
now if your not tryin to diss ..go ahead and take the rap for DAJAVU..that was a good pick...good job.... ilke that ur ok with mr movie master..

[NathanRomano]

Ugh..... I'll probably get in trouble for this but it needs to be said.


Dude, get the fuck out. Leave. No one is taking you seriously. But stop it. Every time I go to the I am Jack's page and I see the 'recent post', it's always your dumbass thread title

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Ugh..... I'll probably get in trouble for this but it needs to be said.


Dude, get the fuck out. Leave. No one is taking you seriously. But stop it. Every time I go to the I am Jack's page and I see the 'recent post', it's always your dumbass thread title
TYLER ,TYLER ,TYLER......................its ok if u wanna talk dirty........i wont report u ..its my secret...dont worry...can u just tell me why ur in the thread when u r a none movie fanatic....didnt you see the nomination for the movie master....well if not i forgive you ....GO WATcH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BRAVE1 and "death sentence" tell me ..no no...tell us what is so freakin...see. i wanted to say what u said but i controlled my self...ok ..what is so freakin different?????oh and also watch"CONTROL" that might help u to better your being imature....go make up a thread and stay in it..ok.....ill visit...i promise....ill be the first and only visit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NathanRomano]

Dude, please! Make some sense! All I got out of that was Death Sentence, which I've seen. Am I non-movie fanatic? Why do I own 340 Dvd's and on this site regularly and don't like people like you who just reccomend the most mainstream movies that EVERYONE has seen.

"I rekmend a unnon move calle 300. it bout spartans and thy fite alot, no 1 nows bout it"

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Dude, please! Make some sense! All I got out of that was Death Sentence, which I've seen. Am I non-movie fanatic? Why do I own 340 Dvd's and on this site regularly and don't like people like you who just reccomend the most mainstream movies that EVERYONE has seen.

"I rekmend a unnon move calle 300. it bout spartans and thy fite alot, no 1 nows bout it"
HA HA HA ....YOUR SO Funny.........wow 340 dvds........all disney....wow...dumb chick...most people dont watch movies like us...........i dont go to the theaters...so what the hell is your problem....MR.MOVIEMASTER never listens to hype about a movie. I wait till the dvds r in stores to see um ...i do this to add them to my collection. Im never in the mainstream flicks...star wars shit like that...i am a real critic who states his own opinion of a flick......i recomend...because i am movies...a movie you think was to main stream... inever saw....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....thats why im the movie master..........read my thread you NONE MOVIE FANATIC!!!!

[NathanRomano]

Dude, most people who have a girl as their Avatar, are dudes! and Vice Versa. I'm a guy.

I hate people who talk in 3rd person
Spelling/Grammar is all I have to say.
And I don't care if you don't think I'm not a movie fanatic.

Can we all just leave this thread and let it rot? Please.

[Moviefan1234]

Any psych majors here who can give this dude an evaluation? Sanity seems nonexistent.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:eek::eek:Get a good look at this face :eek::eek:THATS what will happen if u watch "DEAD END" i the master of movies give this a two girls up!!!!! two girls 1 guy this movie will keep you and the ladies close.....but keep it dark. and if u think a scary parts comin up...lean in and make her jump....then u know what time it is... keep it dark...the moviemaster says watch the flick and let me know whats a good horror ...i need 1 besides these guys are still missing the point of movie mania....:eek::eek::eek:

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Dude, most people who have a girl as their Avatar, are dudes! and Vice Versa. I'm a guy.

I hate people who talk in 3rd person
Spelling/Grammar is all I have to say.
And I don't care if you don't think I'm not a movie fanatic.

Can we all just leave this thread and let it rot? Please.
LOOK EVERYONE SHE SAID WE....... IN MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA.does she have a mouse in her pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHa

[bigred760]

I don't understand . . . why if you don't like the thread, do you still come in here?

Just avoid it.

Problem solved.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

I don't understand . . . why if you don't like the thread, do you still come in here?

Just avoid it.

Problem solved.
big red i bow down to your precence..u r a king i am a jr thanx for making this a better place!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

LOOK EVERYONE SHE SAID WE....... IN MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA.does she have a mouse in her pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHa
if theres a mouse in here i have a close friend of mine who ill let out the bag,,,........here kitty kitty.... tyler has a mouse in her pocket!!! ha ha ha ha ...moviemaster...

[jaw2929]

What the fuck?

*head explodes*

[AndrewDB]

I don't understand . . . why if you don't like the thread, do you still come in here?

Because Red, it's like a train impacting a car full of people or a cow, you know it's going to be horrific, yet you just can't look away.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Because Red, it's like a train impacting a car full of people or a cow, you know it's going to be horrific, yet you just can't look away.
good..dont look away...you might miss a great movie that uv never seen!!!!such as "KIDS" remember this one...when we where all so young.. the shit we did.....check the flick..

[spacemonkey]

Hey Moviemaster, you ever seen a film called "Fade to Black" its about a nutty film buff who suddenly goes crazy from all the movies his seen and starts killing people? I think you would defenetly LOVE ITTTTTT!!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Hey Moviemaster, you ever seen a film called "Fade to Black" its about a nutty film buff who suddenly goes crazy from all the movies his seen and starts killing people? I think you would defenetly LOVE ITTTTTT!!!!
thank you space monkey.....i will take u up on that...i do think iseen it..so long ago....but to be sure..moviemaster will checkit out..whos in it....."KIDS" you seen it. any reviews from you guys..

[DarthWade]

There's a user on here whose favorite film is Buffalo 66. Never see it here though.

Mr. Movie, in no capitals, give me a good foreign film I should see. Something dramatic, maybe some romance, ya hear? Thanks.


Hate to butt in here Homyrrh, but I highly recommend "La Strada" if you can get it. Awesome movie.

[Homyrrh]

Hate to butt in here Homyrrh, but I highly recommend "La Strada" if you can get it. Awesome movie.
Muchas gracias.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:eek::eek::eek:Hate to butt in here Homyrrh, but I highly recommend "La Strada" if you can get it. Awesome movie.
its good to see every one getting the point. welcome to the movie master......every one is important...thanx for the flick.....OPEN YOUR EYES" its in subtitles but what ur asking for..romance and such is all here... i give this a must see ..but pay close attention..trust me

[Homyrrh]

:eek::eek::eek:
its good to see every one getting the point. welcome to the movie master......every one is important...thanx for the flick.....OPEN YOUR EYES" its in subtitles but what ur asking for..romance and such is all here... i give this a must see ..but pay close attention..trust me
Usually do.

[spacemonkey]

Muchas gracias.

That would be grazie, which is the italian word for thanks. Muchas Gracias is in spanish.

[a7xfan]

movie master my ass




i bet your glad that imdb exists

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

movie master my ass




i bet your glad that imdb exists
i dont even know what imbd is .....i dont surf the web...movie master is here allthe time for u...maybe not on the same computer but i never stop with movie reviews!!! so stop being lame ok..no ibmd c whatever..nobody cares ..talk movies or dont talk....

[AndrewDB]

.i dont surf the web.

How the fuck did you find us then?:confused:

You speak more bullshit than a politician.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

"KIDS" why isnt anyone talking about this film.....?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

How the fuck did you find us then?:confused:

You speak more bullshit than a politician.
who the truck is us......i never wrote u 1 time ...so i didnt find you ...you found me...so get over it already.......pick a flick man!!!pick a flick!!!!!

[Scarfather]

What the hell is this shit?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:Dthis is what its all about movies ,today i will hope to see something as interesting as i did last night..any recomondations movie fans...........non movie fanatics need apply !!!!hahahah:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

What the hell is this shit?
here we go again guys....another loser...here for the wrong reasons...get a life or pick a flick.......oh yeah i hate the pic......you dont smile enough!!!

[Scarfather]

This is a gag, right? Who is this? I don't want to name any schmoe in particular as it would be a savage insult to their sense of humor. Whoever it is should stop though.

No real human could be this obnoxious. One who actually thinks a picture of Roy Schneider is a prosopopoeia speaking to him no less.

I blame Mercury in the flu shots. Rabble rabble.

[AndrewDB]

Can we ban this paint sniffing, glue digesting wanker yet?

[Moviefan1234]

This is a gag, right? Who is this? I don't want to name any schmoe in particular as it would be a savage insult to their sense of humor. Whoever it is should stop though.

No real human could be this obnoxious. One who actually thinks a picture of Roy Schneider is a prosopopoeia speaking to him no less.

I blame Mercury in the flu shots. Rabble rabble.


I thought that at first too, but the longer it goes on the less I believe it's someone yanking our chain. This guy doesn't just have a few loose screws, he's a fucking basketcase.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

i know u dont think im not a real person.....im a squirel,.....look at my picture guys....im a talking squirel..like on alivin and the chipmunks!!!!!!!but i have all these nuts around me all the time so im never hungry....you nuts!!!!!!!!!!

[Sigur509]

I cant get away from the fact that its gone on for 5 pages.

[Le_Big_Mac]

i know u dont think im not a real person.....im a squirel,.....look at my picture guys....im a talking squirel..like on alivin and the chipmunks!!!!!!!but i have all these nuts around me all the time so im never hungry....you nuts!!!!!!!!!!

Get a fucking shrink!

[Moviefan1234]

What the fuck? This is getting more outlandish by the minute.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

I cant get away from the fact that its gone on for 5 pages.
five pages of powerfull movie reviews you got that right !!!!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

What the fuck? This is getting more outlandish by the minute.
OUTLANDISH.......you mean EXCITING!!!!and wonderful.......AWWWW thanks nut...........

[Le_Big_Mac]

Now he's just in denial.

[Moviefan1234]

I'll give you a movie MR. MOVIEMASTER guy, go watch IRREVERSIBLE. That'll put some hair on your ass.

[thedudeman69]

OUTLANDISH.......you mean EXCITING!!!!and wonderful.......AWWWW thanks nut...........

Are you on crystal meth?

[NathanRomano]

This guy is on my last fucking nerve. He is calling everyone a loser a dick, a prick, or a dud. He literally called me a dud. Hahah. He told me to go cuddle with my boyfriend, and yes I know your a dude, after thinking I was my avatar. This thread is like IMfuckingdB. He's been here for no more than a month and talking shit about EVERYONE! He's taking up basically the whole General Movie Talk page, and he thinks he has the power to tell everyone their King Schmoes. Can we please ban this mother fucker and move on?!

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

:eek::eek::eek:THIS is the movie master...........GUYS..DONT LISTEN TO THE HYPE.....movie master loves all of yous.....some get private messages from me only because they hate the fact that i am movies...so what!! whats the big deal...lets just ignore the pests.......then now lets play........ i m about to watch a movie ill let u know!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Are you on crystal meth?
WHAT THE HELL........how can a squirel smoke meth. my paws are too short...!!!!!

[Moviefan1234]

:eek::eek::eek:THIS is the movie master...........GUYS..DONT LISTEN TO THE HYPE.....movie master loves all of yous.....some get private messages from me only because they hate the fact that i am movies...so what!! whats the big deal...lets just ignore the pests.......then now lets play........ i m about to watch a movie ill let u know!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

What the hell are you on?

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

What the hell are you on?
OK OK .im on a strick nut and grass diet!!!!!! thanx for asking.....u what r u on...hopefullly your on demand leaving this thread the hell alone........

[The Postmaster General]

Kids was alright. Great soundtrack, though.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

This guy is on my last fucking nerve. He is calling everyone a loser a dick, a prick, or a dud. He literally called me a dud. Hahah. He told me to go cuddle with my boyfriend, and yes I know your a dude, after thinking I was my avatar. This thread is like IMfuckingdB. He's been here for no more than a month and talking shit about EVERYONE! He's taking up basically the whole General Movie Talk page, and he thinks he has the power to tell everyone their King Schmoes. Can we please ban this mother fucker and move on?!
OK CHECK IT OUT....SHE SIAD IV BEEN HERE A MONTH.......IV BEEN HERE like 4 or 5 days......maybe thats the problem..only a movie master could have so much drama...all critics have drama...im ok with that..you should be mad about my reviews not my character.,,,,oh yeah i never called anyone in this thread or any other thread a bad name ..its huntin season...squirels r in danger..i wouldnt call down anybody who didnt talk bout MR.MOVIEMASTER.!!!but anyways can i get anyones opinion on the movie"JU ON"....lets hear what u ....yes YOU think....

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Kids was alright. Great soundtrack, though.
ok.thanx bubba....what about"JU ON" i know uv seen this....your A MOVIE MASTER!!!!!

[AndrewDB]

Alright mr. moviemaster, if you're so good..

I want you to tell me about Jisatsu Sākuru & Batoru Rowaiaru.

[MR.MOVIEMASTER]

Alright mr. moviemaster, if you're so good..

I want you to tell me about Jisatsu Sākuru & Batoru Rowaiaru.
ill answer u if u tell me ....do u own these two movies..and have u seen them?

[AndrewDB]

I own both of them.

[jord2006]

it aint my avatar for nothin, great flick.

to all those schmoes getting pissed off just enjoy it, the guy obviously has issues. i like to picture the moviemaster as like Hootch of Scrubs. pretty soon we will all just be saying " classic MOVIEMASTER" or " MovieMaster is crazy!"

[HighTyde]

I swear, MovieMaster is like the April Fool's Day joke that hasn't gone away

[God of War]

http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Forum/Want_A_Cookie.jpg

[Strider]

I have two questions:

1. Why is this thread 5 pages long?

2. Why are there so many replies?

-:confused: