Sometimes women can be a pain in the ass!

[Dragula]

So I called my girlfriend today to see if she wanted to go to the movies on Saturday. She said "sure what movie?" I said "lets go see 21. That looked good." She said "well in the trailer it shows a sex scene." Then I said "well it's PG-13 so its probably just a 2 second thing. Besides if it's PG-13 it won't show any nudity." Then she said "but, theres a sex scene. And you know that I don't like sex scenes. Besides I wanted to see Superhero Movie, that looked funny." Then I told her "that looks stupid. She said "well you can go see 21 just block your eyes during the sex scene." I'm thinking to myself 'your not my fucking mother!' Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

[NuclearMisfit]

I would have told her the only movie shes gonna be seeing is "Ernest makes a sammich" because thats what she needs to be doing instead of busting your balls. Insecurity is a bitch all because she doesnt want you peaking at some PG-13 "sex" doesnt mean you should see some shitty ass "From the producers of Scary movie" shit fest.

[starcat]

dude, if she freaks out over a sex scene in a pg-13 movie then you have a long row to hoe... most of us dont get lucky enough to get a girl that digs porn, but come on... there is a sex scene in like...most movies!!! i dont envy you.

[Brendan M.]

I smell a break up coming on.

[Le_Big_Mac]

Forget the fact that she wants to see Superhero Movie. She doesn't like sex scenes. What kind of girlfriend is that?

[Lindsey]

Haha...

I'm still cracking up over the thread title, Dragula!

[yorrick brown]

Haha...

I'm still cracking up over the thread title, Dragula!

;)

i guess drag your not getting any poon at home?.

looks like you`ll be watching a cartoon instead.

[yorrick brown]

Forget the fact that she wants to see Superhero Movie. She doesn't like sex scenes. What kind of girlfriend is that?


the movie looks poo,but the tom crusie thingy was funny

anywhoo moving on....

[vampirefan1]

Yep i don't mind sex scenes. I mean "The Man who fell to Earth" is one of my favorite moves.

[Brendan M.]

"Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me Let's fuck."

[BakeTheMooCow]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_it_works.png

[electriclite]

Ok, she has bad taste in movies and she's prudish about sex. . . .


How did you get into this relationship exactly?

Cause there's only one reason left for me to consider, and if its correct then she had better be able to bake like Betty fucking Crocker.

[vampirefan1]

I'm waiting for some feminist to get in here and complain
XD.

[BanksIsDaFuture]

Luckily, not all women are as fucking stupid as your g/f.

[BubbaStrangelove]

By the title I thought this was going to be about your girlfriend buying a strap-on.

[Tweek]

So I called my girlfriend today to see if she wanted to go to the movies on Saturday. She said "sure what movie?" I said "lets go see 21. That looked good." She said "well in the trailer it shows a sex scene." Then I said "well it's PG-13 so its probably just a 2 second thing. Besides if it's PG-13 it won't show any nudity." Then she said "but, theres a sex scene. And you know that I don't like sex scenes. Besides I wanted to see Superhero Movie, that looked funny." Then I told her "that looks stupid. She said "well you can go see 21 just block your eyes during the sex scene." I'm thinking to myself 'your not my fucking mother!' Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

You know... I'm not a fan of gettin' it on in movies either. But oh. My. God. She sounds horrid!

I wouldn't let a sex scene completely stop me from watching a movie... LOL I usually pre-check for that stuff and determine whether it's to be a DVD rental that I can skip through. ;)

[john_rambo]

Sometimes women can be a pain in the ass!

http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/captain-obvious.jpg

[Tweek]

http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/captain-obvious.jpg
Bwahaha. :D

Well played.;)

[God of War]

Sometimes women can be a pain in the ass!
...Sometimes? :)

[Tweek]

I can safely say: Bitches be trippin'. :mad:

[vesaker]

...Sometimes? :)

bastard, you beat me to it!!:D

I can't stand prudish girls for one reason, Girls aren't naturally prudish.

They are into sex just as much as guys but are unfortunately programmed from the time they were wee children that sex is wrong or 'good little girls don't like that kind of stuff'. I mean i can understand a parent wanting to protect their little girl but brainwashing them to feel different then their hormones make them feel is so stupid.

but for most of the time they are a pain in the ass cause alot of girls seem to dislike the use of something very important, logic.

[Trail_Blazer]

I would have told her the only movie shes gonna be seeing is "Ernest makes a sammich" because thats what she needs to be doing instead of busting your balls. Insecurity is a bitch all because she doesnt want you peaking at some PG-13 "sex" doesnt mean you should see some shitty ass "From the producers of Scary movie" shit fest.


Owned. I love it. :D

[Brendan M.]

If she doesn't like watching sex, then what if she doesn't like having it either?

[RustyRazor]

Compromise.
It's the cornerstone of the relationship pyramid.

You want to see "21" but she doesn't want to because of the 10-15 second sex scene in it.
She wants to see "Superhero Movie" but you don't want to because ramming your head against a sharp metal protrusion would be more entertaining and less scarring.

You go and see "Superhero Movie", giving you THE GOLDEN TICKET OF "WE WENT TO SEE THAT HORRIBLE ASS MOVIE (fill in the blank) which you can redeem later on.

HER: "Let's go out to eat someplace fancy."
YOU: "I'd rather go to Hooters."
HER: "I felt like having something nicer than..."
YOU: "You know, we did see that horrible ass Superhero Movie the other night."
HER: "...well...."
YOU: "I love those hot wings."
HER: "Among other things."
YOU: "Hooters! Hooters! Hooters!"

-Given, this only works 6/10 times, those six times are glorious.
The other four times, you're dressed up with an ascot and eating watercress sandwiches.-

Compromise and that magical Golden Ticket. Try it out some time.

[arto_j]

By the title I thought this was going to be about your girlfriend buying a strap-on.

I totally just spit out my coffee when I read that. Gladly I missed my keyboard.

Well played, sir.

[dennisv]

Have sex with your girlfriend and one night, turn on Irreversible while she's there. Ooooo.

[bonoferox]

I'm glad my girlfriend likes porn.....

[Tweek]

-Given, this only works 6/10 times, those six times are glorious.
The other four times, you're dressed up with an ascot and eating watercress sandwiches.-

Compromise and that magical Golden Ticket. Try it out some time.

"'Cause I've got a golden ticket"

What the hell is a watercress sandwich? :confused:



vesaker... I think we're agreed on:

I mean i can understand a parent wanting to protect their little girl but brainwashing them to feel different then their hormones make them feel is so stupid.

Stupid brainwashing. Still trying to figure out if I have a trigger word.

[john_rambo]

Stupid brainwashing. Still trying to figure out if I have a trigger word.


Lemme try a few out for you Tweek...


AVACADO

PAPUA NEW GUINEA!

UWE BOLL

SHNOZBERRIES

... any of those do anything for you tweek?

[Tweek]

UWE BOLL

De-stroy! De-stroy!

[Jon Lyrik]

Don't get me started. I tortured someguy for an hour today on this subject.

[echo_bravo]

So I called my girlfriend today to see if she wanted to go to the movies on Saturday. She said "sure what movie?" I said "lets go see 21. That looked good." She said "well in the trailer it shows a sex scene." Then I said "well it's PG-13 so its probably just a 2 second thing. Besides if it's PG-13 it won't show any nudity." Then she said "but, theres a sex scene. And you know that I don't like sex scenes. Besides I wanted to see Superhero Movie, that looked funny." Then I told her "that looks stupid. She said "well you can go see 21 just block your eyes during the sex scene." I'm thinking to myself 'your not my fucking mother!' Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

Make her watch Eyes Wide Shut. That should go over well.;)

[Vong]

Once again, Cartman has the solution... (http://cartmanstandup.ytmnd.com/)

[tbone]

This conversation makes me glad I rarely ever get into serious relationships and instead just rely on being friends with benefits

[yorrick brown]

make her watch' debbie does dallas'.tell her that shes got to see the J .R EWING impression ;)

[Ratlehed]

So I called my girlfriend today to see if she wanted to go to the movies on Saturday. She said "sure what movie?" I said "lets go see 21. That looked good." She said "well in the trailer it shows a sex scene." Then I said "well it's PG-13 so its probably just a 2 second thing. Besides if it's PG-13 it won't show any nudity." Then she said "but, theres a sex scene. And you know that I don't like sex scenes. Besides I wanted to see Superhero Movie, that looked funny." Then I told her "that looks stupid. She said "well you can go see 21 just block your eyes during the sex scene." I'm thinking to myself 'your not my fucking mother!' Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

My head is stilling spinning on the "I wanted to see Superhero Movie, that looked funny."

There has to be some stupid sex scenes in Superhero movie. Like Mr. Fantastic with a 6ft schlong or Superman having a probelm with his "steel". Damn, I just wrote half of the script for Superhero movie 2.

[X-Nightcrawler]

By the title I thought this was going to be about your girlfriend buying a strap-on.

Just Bubba!

*audience laughs and claps*

(nice)

[RustyRazor]

"'Cause I've got a golden ticket"

What the hell is a watercress sandwich? :confused:





Watercress is a really watery kind of salad and some genius thought up a way to make a sandwich out of it by chopping it up, mixing it with cream cheese and chives and slathering it on bread with the crusts cut off.

:eek:

It's as....delish...as it sounds.

:(

[sirdizzy]

My wife watches porn, hell she even owned porn before we got married that was her own. Sometimes she suggests it to get in the mood and your girl is worried about a PG-13 sex scene, that has to suck.

[TeeRay]

She's aware that Superhero Movie is probably full of sex jokes, right?

[NuclearMisfit]

She's aware that Superhero Movie is probably full of sex jokes, right?

And people like Pamela Anderson and Carmin Electra are in just to make another buck.

[isileth]

Why when a male does something stupid he's just stupid and when a female does the same she's a stupid female?
Your girlfriend doesn't want to watch sex scenes?
So don't go with her at the movies.
I don't like sex scenes in movies, too, but because it's not so interesting to watch two people from afar under the same silk sheet to move a bit, just because you have a few frame to wait before the big explosion at the end of the movie. (Lethal Weapon two docet).
Or because you need a contact between the hero and the stupid woman in the movie, so that when the bad guys kidnap/kill/maim her, he can be suitably pissed.

[sarah1980]

WTF???

:rolleyes:

[Grn_Str_Movies]

:eek:

how can someone want to watch superhero movie over 21.

[someguy]

I really don't understand this thread at all.

She's your girlfriend and she wants you to cover your eyes when a sex scene comes up? Does she go into a grand mal seizure when you whip out your dick or something?

[Lost in Space]

I really don't understand this thread at all.

She's your girlfriend and she wants you to cover your eyes when a sex scene comes up? Does she go into a grand mal seizure when you whip out your dick or something?

hahahahahahahahaha. Given her reaction to a simple sex scene, i would say yes she does go into a grand mal seizure

[Digifruitella]

dump the thing.

[dellamorte dellamore]

sounds like she was just trying to get under your skin , but i could be wrong , either way , don't worry , you got a little taste of what marriage will be like , just times your experience by a thousand .

[dellamorte dellamore]

:eek:

how can someone want to watch superhero movie over 21.

i don't want to watch either , i would have preferred to watch Pieces again over any of those choices because the only choice for me in that situation , would be to pass on both .

[Juliet Bravo]

I'm waiting for some feminist to get in here and complain
XD.
Yep.

Dragula, how old is your gf? Are you an avid fan of Natalie Portman's character in Leon? :eek:

[ldjbl]

john_rambo? What's Rambo doing in that profile pic?

[MoovEDude]

Usually when me and my girl watch a sex scene we horny and um, we have sex. :D