Fuck Fake April Fools Stories

[Pirate Mike]

Give me a fuckin break every year on this day every god damn movie site has to spew out a bunch of bullshit to be funny. I'm not dissing JoBlo's cause at least he tells you at the end it's a joke. But I was just reading Dark Horizons about PT. Andersons next and don't know whether to believe it or not. I'm leaning towards not. Him being my favorite current director I wanna know what he's doing next. And they also got an article about an Exorcist remake by Michael Bay's remake company & Step Up fucking 4. It irritates me. that's all

[Bourne101]

It's all in good fun my friend, all in good fun. I'm sure eventually the sites will tell you, or you will have confirmation when it is the only site on the net that has that information.

[Cronos]

I never believe anything on April Fools Day.

[ilovemovies]

The article is so outrageous that anybody who believes it is a retard.

I mean, the article started off believable. I can believe Toby Maguire wanting to move on from the Spider-Man franchise and I can believe Jake Gyllenhaal replacing him. But then it goes on to say that his sister, Maggie, is among the possible replacements for Kirsten Dunst and that Gyllenhaal said he's always wanted to make out with her in a movie? Yeah, right. Give me a break.

I wish the article was believable the whole way through and I equally wish that Joblo didn't reveal it to be an April's fools prank until the next day or at least the end of the day. Let everyone wonder for the day and think that it could be a possibility.


I will say one thing about April Fool's day pranks. It's going to be pretty annoying trying to figure what's real and what isn't. Last year April 1st was on a Saturday so it was very easy to figure what's fake. EVERYTHING. Movie news never breaks on a Saturday. So it was real easy.

[echo_bravo]

I am still waiting for Fincher's Eight.

Heartbreaking news to find out it was all just a joke.:(

[Tweek]

This article seems more like a joke:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news08/080401f.php


:mad:

[Cunning Visions]

On a related note, go to youtube...click on any of the "Featured" videos...and enjoy

[X-Nightcrawler]

On a related note, go to youtube...click on any of the "Featured" videos...and enjoy
The bastards. Though one can always find amusement in the classic "2:06".

[Moviefan1234]

This article seems more like a joke:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news08/080401f.php


:mad:

I know! They are messing with my emotions, that would be such a kickass show too. :(

[tbone]

eh its all good fun to me

[Digifruitella]

Give me a fuckin break every year on this day every god damn movie site has to spew out a bunch of bullshit to be funny. I'm not dissing JoBlo's cause at least he tells you at the end it's a joke. But I was just reading Dark Horizons about PT. Andersons next and don't know whether to believe it or not. I'm leaning towards not. Him being my favorite current director I wanna know what he's doing next. And they also got an article about an Exorcist remake by Michael Bay's remake company & Step Up fucking 4. It irritates me. that's all

breathe in. breathe out.

[bigred760]

It's all in good fun, and it's only once a year. I don't think it's that big a deal; I think I'd be surprised if the sites didn't do it.

Even PTI did a "April Fools" story. It's to be expected.

[X-Nightcrawler]

It's all in good fun, and it's only once a year. I don't think it's that big a deal; I think I'd be surprised if the sites didn't do it.

Even PTI did a "April Fools" story. It's to be expected.Yeah, I actually find it fun as hell.

[starcat]

those stories are for dumbasses like me... who only had 5 minutes before work, clicked and read half the article... went to work talking about jake being the next spiderman cause i totally forgot what day it was.... then had to go back to work feeling like an idiot!!! first time ive been fooled since keanu married alan cummins...

[jaw2929]

I fucking hate the concept of "April Fools". It's fucking lame.