'cottage cheese inside a trash bag."

[yorrick brown]

I guess Paris Hilton doesn't need Kim Kardashian as a friend anymore as she reportedly slammed her on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday. Apparently, the DJ asked her if she's prefer having Jessica Simpson's rack or Kim Kardashian's big booty and paris replied:

“Kim’s ass is ewww gross and it looks like cottage cheese inside a trash bag.”

She also said she wouldn't want Jessica's big double D's either insisting that she likes small boobs. Right, that's why Paris has been seen trying to flaunt her cleavage in the past.

Paris seems to lose friends pretty fast and is quick to slam them when she gets the opportunity. She also seems to be having trouble finding a new BFF. She's probably just jealous that Kim has a reality show right now and somehow gets more positive media coverage






what do you think about this kim?

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1504447805

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn146/bdowski31/Kim-Kardashian.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll214/almulhim/kim-kardashian.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/Hotbananaboy2003/kim-kardashian-11020702.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc33/wildcat_2009/kimk.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/maxine0616/kim-kardashian-delta-1.jpg

looks fine to me!.

so do guys like girls with a bit of meat on the backside?

[DarkKnight81]

Paris is just jealous she's an anorexic ugly bitch.

[DaveyJoeG]

so do guys like girls with a bit of meat on the backside?

Yes, yes we do.

[Lindsey]

Ah yes, Kim KardASShian. It's all Photoshop, baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass.jpg

[ToRontoRon]

so do guys like girls with a bit of meat on the backside?



Absolutely. Just more cushion for the pushin'.


In mathematical terms,

Kim Kardashian's ass > Paris Hilton's ass
Kim Kardashian's rack > Paris Hilton's rack
Kim Kardashian's face > Paris Hilton's face
... Oh heck, Kim Kardashian > Paris Hilton

[ToRontoRon]

Ah yes, Kim KardASShian. It's all Photoshop, baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass.jpg



What the? :eek:


Wow, Photoshop can do wonders.


I stand corrected. Maybe Paris has a point. :confused:

[solidstealth]

paris wasn't kidding... never believe mag photoshoot pics

[solidstealth]

jessica biel on the other hand..........

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9787/93414jessicabielbikiniimc8.jpg

[hard_candy20]

haha, Paris is most likely jealous or whatever, or just bored and didn't have nothing else to do, as always. If I had to choose outta the 2, I'd definitely go for Kim, without a doubt. IMO she is way better looking.

[Lindsey]

jessica biel on the other hand..........

Or Mena Suvari (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=4253):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Mena.jpg

[therealjohng]

Ah yes, Kim KardASShian. It's all Photoshop, baby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass.jpg



Fuck me, that's even better than the pics previously posted.

[solidstealth]

Or Mena Suvari (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=4253):

or evangeline lilly
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1207/evangelinelillyeaster10ye3.jpg

[JJFlamingo]

stick your face in and inhale...:D

[yorrick brown]

Or Mena Suvari (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=4253):




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Mena.jpg

good lord,she could crack a walnut between those rocks. :p

stick your face in and inhale...:D


no,you might get pink eye.


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/blasy_ferdy/eva-longoria-bikini-bebe-2.jpg

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb38/jmsisham/eva-longoria.jpg



http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb27/zster22/eva.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g14/wouldhe/Celebrities/eva.jpg

[Lindsey]

Yes we all her her acting, and some can't stand her. But you don't have to look at her from the front...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/alba.jpg

[solidstealth]

i'm really starting to dig this thread...

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/791/evamedes14nn1.jpg

[solidstealth]

Yes we all her her acting...

to "her": the new verb sweeping the nation ;)

[yorrick brown]

.........................

[yorrick brown]

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[yorrick brown]

oops computer crashed


http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll17/lwsilver925/cottagecheese.jpg


+


http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh264/xbox360game/items/trash-bag.gif

=

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd45/ilytario/cottagecheese.jpg

[Trail_Blazer]

Jessica Biel is the best. Fuck all the others.

[yorrick brown]

Jessica Biel is the best. Fuck all the others.

i think most would lol.




http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r283/stwrongbad/greatass.jpg

[bonoferox]

Jessica Biel is the best. Fuck all the others.

Agreed

[pablo_super1!]

or Kate Hudson

http://joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/katehudsontightassmarch08.jpg

[Tweek]

Jessica Biel is the best. Fuck all the others.

I'm not an ass person (yes I'm trying to make that PC)... I dunno what to look for, what makes one better than the other. But Biel is gorgeous.

[therealjohng]

Fucking yuck at Kate Hudson's ass.

[solidstealth]

I'm not an ass person (yes I'm trying to make that PC)... I dunno what to look for, what makes one better than the other. But Biel is gorgeous.

oh yeah...

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1984/bielyi2.jpg

[Bitchy Bob]

oh yeah...

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1984/bielyi2.jpg

Forget about everest.Thats a real mountain to climb right there.

[Lindsey]

Ok johng, we'll find something that suits your need. Since we're on the topic of asses:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/alessandra-ambrosio-gq-1-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Ass7.jpg

[EBastard]

oops computer crashed


http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll17/lwsilver925/cottagecheese.jpg


+


http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh264/xbox360game/items/trash-bag.gif

=

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd45/ilytario/cottagecheese.jpg
Dammit...Lindsey's influence is friggin EVERYWHERE. :mad:



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS.

[yorrick brown]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll179/fontana04/kee.jpg
yip they`ve got fat asses, the lot of them.

[jackson13]

I've been asking this for quite awhile, and can never get a legit answer from anyone because I dont think anyone really knows:


WHO THE FUCK IS KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FAMOUS?!

[Bitchy Bob]

WHO THE FUCK IS KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FAMOUS?!


Because her ass is cottage cheese in a trash bag???.

[Juliet Bravo]

I wonder if threads like these inadvertently contribute to the alarming rate of silent eating disorders. If we're not gloating on how fat someone's ass is, we're chuckling at how anorexic/bulimic they look. But then, hey, they chose to be in Hollywood. They better get used to it. They're well-compensated for anyways, with all that $$$.

[Tweek]

I wonder if threads like these inadvertently contribute to the alarming rate of silent eating disorders. If we're not gloating on how fat someone's ass is, we're chuckling at how anorexic/bulimic they look. But then, hey, they chose to be in Hollywood. They better get used to it. They're well-compensated for anyways, with all that $$$.

Heh yeah.

There was this thing I saw months ago on some program that had a Hilary Duff interview talking about being scrutinized for her weight. She said something to the effect of, if she gains a little weight she's ridiculed. If she loses a couple of pounds people say she has an eating disorder.

My favorite example was Jennifer Love Hewitt's beach photos and the drama that came after that.

[therealjohng]

I've been asking this for quite awhile, and can never get a legit answer from anyone because I dont think anyone really knows:


WHO THE FUCK IS KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FAMOUS?!


She was in a sex tape and got pissed on.

[RustyRazor]

Confucious says "Woman who wears no panties and has snatch that resembles rotten roast beef should not speak on anyone else's body parts."

Or something like that. It's hard to translate.
Photoshop or not, I see nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian's ass.
It's her lack of personality and her dead eyes that are the problem.

And I'm a confirmed leg man, but in that parade of ass pictures, I must say:

Jessica Biel rules all others.
Grand derriere, mon frer.

[xseanymacx]

She was in a sex tape and got pissed on.

I want to see this.

Aside from that horrible fat person yorrick posted...I'd bury my face in every ass posted.

[LordSimen]

There's a whole lot of ass in this thread.

[jackson13]

She was in a sex tape and got pissed on.

*Takes notes on what it takes to be famous nowadays*

[NuclearMisfit]

Absolutely. Just more cushion for the pushin'.

The Bigger the seats the better the ride.



However I wish they'd all just disappear especially Kardashian, whos claim to fame is fucking Brandy's little brother. The only time ive really ever seen her do anything is taking dick and getting pissed on.