Holy Hell! Star Jones Dating NBA Player? I Guess That Surgery Paid Off After All!

[Lindsey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Dwayne4.jpg

(From MediaTakeout) (http://www.mediatakeout.com/22994/new_couple_alert_star_jones_and_dwayne_wade_of_the _miami_heat.html)
April 18, 2008. This is the wackiest couple ever. MediaTakeOut.com is hearing (from COMPLETELY RELIABLE sources) that Star Jones is now dating NBA's Dwayne Wade.

According to a person affiliated with the Miami Heat organization, Star Jones has been picking up Dwayne after most of their recent home games. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "[Dwayne's] teammates are even joking around with him about it. They say he has to watch his back - cause Al's gonna get him."

Star Jones recently separated from her husband Al Reynolds. Similarly Dwayne and his wife Siobhan have been separated for close to a year.

Mmmm, Dwayne Wade is looking mighty fine. What is hell is he thinking? He's 26, and she's 46. Damn!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Dwayne.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Dwayne2.jpg

Star Jones when she was hella huge:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star2.jpg

After her transformation into a fly (Or bypass surgery)...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star3.jpg

And finally her with Al, the man she's separated to:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star5.jpg

Again, Star Jones is 46 and Dwayne Wade is 26. I just don't see it with these two. I guess if you're in love, then why the heck not? But seriously now, I think this is one of the weirdest couples I've seen in a lot time! I wonder what your skin looks like after is been stretched to all hell? Haha, well... good luck to them, eh?

[The Postmaster General]

I liked Star Jones better when she was hella big. Now she looks like some kind of shit off Dr. Who.

Dwayne Wade. Damn man. For a sec I thought it said Dwayne Wayne.








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[Juliet Bravo]

She looks angry when skinny.

[Lindsey]

She looks angry when skinny.

She's probably hungry! NOM NOM NOM...

[therealjohng]

Ummm, I thought they were both married?

[Lindsey]

Ummm, I thought they were both married?

Star Jones recently separated from her husband Al Reynolds. Similarly Dwayne and his wife Siobhan have been separated for close to a year.

They're both separated. So they're dating/fucking whatever... *shudders* :p

[Tweek]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1059/619144016_9c21bd287b.jpg

:D LOL




And erm... Will Star Jones ever win? Mocked when she was fat, mocked when she drops the weight?

[Juliet Bravo]

True. But then people mock celebrities regardless of body type. People mock people. It's the way of the cruel world.:D

[Tweek]

True. But then people mock celebrities regardless of body type. People mock people. It's the way of the cruel world.:D

This will NOT stand! ;)

Heh, it's all good.

[FatSakHead]

She must be a fucking goddess in bed for someone like that who is half her age to marry her.

On the other hand, I would never let my daughter date a professional athlete. I don't want her to get raped, murdered, or pissed on.

[BadCoverVersion]

She looked totally better when she was a fatty boom batty...the beefcake is buff ting.

[Cunning Visions]

Being a fan of Miami sports teams has been rough on me this year, what with the Dolphins AND the Heat owning the worst records in their respective sports. There's a lot to be depressed about....but this news just might cause mass suicides :(

[RustyRazor]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star4.jpg


....in this picture, she has this look in her eyes like she's intent on bringing Luke Skywalker over to the Dark Side.

STAR JONES: "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was *I* who....I mean, this is my dog Ho-Ho! Say hi hi, Ho Ho!"

[JJFlamingo]

Age is just a number. If they wanna fuck, let em fuck...:D

[EvilHenchman]

Does this mean she's now in his Fave 5?

Also I don't think this is the wackiest couple ever. To this day, the Mark Harris-Martha Raye coupling still boggles my mind - and manages to send shivers all up and down my spine. A whole world of "Eww" to be found there.

[bigred760]

Does this mean she's now in his Fave 5?



Either way . . . he's probably out of Charles Barkley's now.

[electriclite]

I liked Star Jones better when she was hella big. Now she looks like some kind of shit off Dr. Who.

Dwayne Wade. Damn man. For a sec I thought it said Dwayne Wayne.








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THANK YOU!! That's the mnemonic device I use to try and remember Wade's name!

[echo_bravo]

It looks like Wade aint as good as a player off the court as he is on the court. Seriously, the guy lives in freakin Miami, you would think he could pull in better tail than that.:confused:
UGH

[electriclite]

Being a fan of Miami sports teams has been rough on me this year, what with the Dolphins AND the Heat owning the worst records in their respective sports. There's a lot to be depressed about....but this news just might cause mass suicides :(
You still got the Hurricanes if you're that hard up ;)

[The Postmaster General]

Holy shit, man. This has been bugging the fuck out of me, but I just figured out what it was...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star4.jpg

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6866/image_bfabc256.jpg

[Lindsey]

Hahahahaha! Priceless.

Best...post...ever! Thanks for the laugh before bed, Bub.

[Shockwave]

..urg..she just doesnt look right at all to me.

Maybe its the surgery. I dunno. Just doesnt look healthy.

[AceD]

This ain't legit.

First of all, the 'report' spells his name wrong (it's Dwyane, people). Also, it's MediaTakeout...have they ever broken a story? It's fun to speculate and get grossed out by this, but I don't buy it for a second. I feel like it's a photo that spiraled, and if it's not totally made up, maybe Wade's teammates made jokes about the picture, which this 'COMPLETELY RELIABLE' source took to be true. Silly.

Another major flaw: Wade is known to drive to his own games, even in the playoffs and finals, so it's pretty hard to believe he isn't driving to games that he isn't playing in (since he's been "hurt" for several weeks). .

[SatansPuppet]

You sure that ain't his mother?

Set Kathy Griffin on 'er!!!

[RustyRazor]

Holy shit, man. This has been bugging the fuck out of me, but I just figured out what it was...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Star4.jpg

http://www.joblo.com/forums/pictures/6866/image_bfabc256.jpg


Oh shit.
Bubba wins.
It's over.
:D:D:D

[Lindsey]

This ain't legit.

First of all, the 'report' spells his name wrong (it's Dwyane, people). Also, it's MediaTakeout...have they ever broken a story? It's fun to speculate and get grossed out by this, but I don't buy it for a second. I feel like it's a photo that spiraled, and if it's not totally made up, maybe Wade's teammates made jokes about the picture, which this 'COMPLETELY RELIABLE' source took to be true. Silly.

Another major flaw: Wade is known to drive to his own games, even in the playoffs and finals, so it's pretty hard to believe he isn't driving to games that he isn't playing in (since he's been "hurt" for several weeks). .

I can tell by your avatar that this upsets you. ;) I love basketball, I so understand!

True, you never know just how true a source can really be... but the news is everywhere:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Dwyane+wade+Star+Jones&btnG=Google+Search

[Lindsey]

Star Jones files for divorce:

(From TMZ) (http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/star-jones-files-for-divorce/#comments)
TMZ has confirmed that former "View" host Star Jones has filed for divorce from hubby Al Reynolds. I'll be needing a lawyah!

Jones filed back on March 26, and the couple married back in 2004. We're told that Star is currently out of the country. Big Al -- as ever -- no clue where he is.

She released a statement to "ET" that reads: "Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone's life that requires privacy with one's thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman."

Well there you have it... Good luck to Ms. Jones and her new hunk of an NBA player!

[RustyRazor]

Star Jones files for divorce:

(From TMZ) (http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/star-jones-files-for-divorce/#comments)


Well there you have it... Good luck to Ms. Jones and her new hunk of an NBA player!

This relationship will be a good one.
He's gonna buy her a Speak and Spell and help her assemble the parts she needs to phone home.
And remember Dwayne, she loves Reese's Pieces.




I'm not being mean.
I didn't mention anything about her healing his knee injury with a touch of her finger.

;)

[Tweek]

This relationship will be a good one.
He's gonna buy her a Speak and Spell and help her assemble the parts she needs to phone home.
And remember Dwayne, she loves Reese's Pieces.




I'm not being mean.
I didn't mention anything about her healing his knee injury with a touch of her finger.

;)

But Rusty! You just did! ;)

[notchreturns]

I still refuse to believe this.