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Lindsey
04-21-2008, 02:05 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Jenna-1.jpg

View the rest of the pictures HERE (http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5193). Wow. I have no words. Seriously! What the hell did she do to her face?

NuclearMisfit
04-21-2008, 02:15 PM
Note to Jenna: Fire makeup artist.

DarthWade
04-21-2008, 02:17 PM
She has to be on drugs. She fucking looks so terrible now compared to what she used to. She was a very pretty girl, but now....too bad.

EvilHenchman
04-21-2008, 02:47 PM
Scariest fucking picture EVER. I don't have the heart to look at the others...

ZMoney08
04-21-2008, 02:56 PM
Looks like a cross dresser.

a7xfan
04-21-2008, 02:57 PM
UGLAY!

X-Nightcrawler
04-21-2008, 03:17 PM
Who is this?

But I do think that bad makeup is accentuating on whatever the hell's wrong with her face.

Lindsey
04-21-2008, 03:26 PM
That would be the lovely Jenna Jameson:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Jenna-2.jpg

Now look at her... She's had her vagina pounded one too many times.

The Postmaster General
04-21-2008, 04:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Jenna-1.jpg

Looking at her face I get the idea of looking at two rising suns as seen from some distant planet where the inhabitants' sexual organs can be found on their faces, and where what goes up really goes down.

The most interesting thing about Jenna lately is that her brain has completely turned to a mush not looking much different from semen and she now has a group of handlers who help her with press, and in getting jobs. Apparently the only way they could get her to pose for that picture was by convincing her that the microphone was a producer's dick.

darknite125
04-21-2008, 05:02 PM
Aaah! It's scary get it away!

Le_Big_Mac
04-21-2008, 05:06 PM
It looks like a female Terminator with 1/100 of the sex appeal.

NuclearMisfit
04-21-2008, 05:09 PM
Ive heard she had a vaginoplasty to get the "RBCs" or "Roast Beef Curtains" off and they accidentally botched the surgery. Probably the reason why she retired from porn.

I dont see much wrong with this picture except for her being the lost member of KISS with that fucking make up job.

SkyNet
04-21-2008, 05:14 PM
i just feel bad for Tito Ortiz at this point!

Cronos
04-21-2008, 05:23 PM
That's some of the worst make-up I've seen. makes her face look like it's completely distorted.

bigred760
04-21-2008, 05:26 PM
Perfect reason never to have plastic surgery.

Scarfather
04-21-2008, 05:39 PM
I'd assume all the lack of oxygen getting to her brain from long, frequent sessions of throatfucking have rendered her retarded.

Pity.

Raoul Duke
04-21-2008, 05:41 PM
It looks like someone put magazine cut-outs of eyes over hers.

eljefe15
04-21-2008, 05:58 PM
Unfortunate.

JJFlamingo
04-21-2008, 07:28 PM
Sad, used to be pretty, now will probably NEVER make it as a good woman to a proper husband...:(

KcMsterpce
04-21-2008, 09:07 PM
Fuckin' A, man!

Like, what the fuck?

You couldn't have waited to post offensive shit until tomorrow?

I praised you for at least one less-than-offensive thread. I said you made me happy "for today".

And then you go and do somethin' like this!

Oy. You are one crazy mofo, you know that?;)

electriclite
04-21-2008, 09:13 PM
Maaaaaaaaan, this is one thing I'm glad I miraculously missed at Comic Con.

EVILxxx
04-21-2008, 09:43 PM
Dear God...
To all the parent's out there, raise your children right, or this could happen.

The Postmaster General
04-22-2008, 12:03 AM
Is that what emo is?

EVILxxx
04-22-2008, 12:19 AM
That are no words for what that is.

X-Nightcrawler
04-22-2008, 12:20 AM
Is that what emo is?
Well, I personally don't understand her.

So yes, kinda.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/emo.jpg

(picture to serve two purposes: 1, to illustrate joke; 2, to bring forth a prettier photo to thread)

Lindsey
04-22-2008, 12:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/fly.gif

Those eyes!! *shudders*

electriclite
04-22-2008, 12:24 AM
I find myself thinking of Carnival in Brazil and the Mummers Parade after seeing this a second time.

jolanar
04-22-2008, 12:56 AM
Looks like plastic surgery addiction to me.

TheHutch23
04-22-2008, 12:59 AM
I'd recognize Tom Savini's work anywhere!

Juliet Bravo
04-22-2008, 01:18 AM
Something about "celebrities" and cosmetic enhancement/surgery is that they never know when to stop. It's like body dysmorphic disorder or something. Sad. Tsk tsk.

thedudeman69
04-22-2008, 01:19 AM
I think her face was raped.

EVILxxx
04-22-2008, 01:33 AM
I think she's turning Japanese.

Lindsey
04-22-2008, 01:36 AM
I think she's turning Japanese.

♪ I really think so ♫

EVILxxx
04-22-2008, 03:40 AM
♪ I really think so ♫

Ha. I wouldn't felt dumb if nobody got that one.
You know what the scary thing is? Her makeup is probably done that way because her eyes are even more fucked up than they look like that.

echo_bravo
04-22-2008, 10:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Jenna-1.jpg

View the rest of the pictures HERE (http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5193). Wow. I have no words. Seriously! What the hell did she do to her face?

"Take me to your leader!'

Ahhhh I used to actually masterbate to her?!:eek:

RustyRazor
04-22-2008, 11:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Jenna-1.jpg

Hold on.
She just joined the cast of "Cats", right?
That's why she's made up like that.

Mammories...catchers mitts in the moonlight.
And her face is quite shocking, like a human road map.
A porn star, with a snatch like a thoroughfare.
And a multitude of diseases...all attached...to her laaaaaaap!

Broadway better get ready.

Like getting its shots...