Guess Who Else is PISSED Off About Natalie Portman & Her New Man Devendra Banhart?

[Lindsey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Natalie.jpg

(From NY Post) (http://www.nypost.com/seven/04222008/news/regionalnews/natalie_port_a_potty_107497.htm)
April 22, 2008 -- She may be an international movie star, but this impudent pooch can't tell the difference between Natalie Portman and a fire hydrant.

The "Star Wars" cutie was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.

Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place.

While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.

Portman, who has appeared with her pooch on fellow dog-lover David Letterman's TV show, took the incident with good humor.

She has an awesome sense of humor! If it would have happened to someone else, they probably would have threw a hissy-fit! Hahaha... This is definitely a hilarious picture though, her facial expression is priceless.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Natalie3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Natalie4.jpg

Speaking of Mr. Banhart... (Hey, nice hat!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Banhart.jpg

[AlteredEffect]

Oh that is fucking classic. It shows how were all still only human. haha

[JohnLocke2342]

what the fuck is natalie portman wearing? You make millions and millions of dollars and you dress like a homeless person. Her boyfriend too.. that's hysterical.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Love that laugh in the third picture. She must've remember a joke I said at some point.

[solidstealth]

it's mugatu's derelicte line...

[yorrick brown]

i`m guessing not a fan of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

[Lindsey]

... Or The Phantom Menace!

[Juliet Bravo]

what the fuck is natalie portman wearing? You make millions and millions of dollars and you dress like a homeless person. Her boyfriend too.. that's hysterical.
It's a statistical fact that millionaires live way below their means.

[JohnLocke2342]

It's a statistical fact that millionaires live way below their means.

really? Because I know most athletes and rappers lose money by the million, living "the life".. those idiots. I know I'd just buy my own island and transform it into jurassic park.

[yorrick brown]

may`be they think thats how US the "common folk" dress.

[Tweek]

Love that laugh in the third picture. She must've remember a joke I said at some point.

You must have some wonderful dreams. ;)




it's mugatu's derelicte line...

What's important is that she's happy...Happy... Hahaha..

:cool:


really? Because I know most athletes and rappers lose money by the million, living "the life".. those idiots. I know I'd just buy my own island and transform it into jurassic park.

Well... We've all got aspirations.

[Juliet Bravo]

really? Because I know most athletes and rappers lose money by the million, living "the life".. those idiots. I know I'd just buy my own island and transform it into jurassic park.
Celebrity millionaires are but a fraction of the millionaire population.;)

[AndrewDB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Natalie.jpg

The Dog's Thoughts - "This is what I think of your performance in Star Wars 1-3."

[Shockwave]

... Or The Phantom Menace!


Dammit. Beat me to it.

Glad she took it with a laugh.:)

...is she wearing a cape?

[BadCoverVersion]

what the fuck is natalie portman wearing? You make millions and millions of dollars and you dress like a homeless person. Her boyfriend too.. that's hysterical.

She's wearing a really cool cape and a pair of practical wellingtons by ther looks of it. I think she looks awesome...and dressed for the weather AND occasion (and thankfully a dog pissing up her leg).

I'm not sure about Devendra's huge hat, but his coat and jeans are nice.

That mutt is very CUTE.

[Bitchy Bob]

I guess shes a fan of doggie.

Thats a little bit of sexual innuendo kids.

[RustyRazor]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Banhart.jpg

I just saw it!
I realized who this guy reminds me of!

http://vergeblich.de/bilder2007/Inmemoriam_D96C/BobRossTheJoyofPaintingEveningsPeace_thumb2.png

"Yeah. That's great. That's wonderful. I'm just gonna paint some silly...silly little puffy clouds right there. And when I'm done, I'm gonna fuck Natalie Portman's brains out. Yeah...that'll be nice. Some nice missionary action...yeah, that'll be...that'll be real nice."

[chasingbanky]

And she's into beards? Could anyone be more perfect?

[The Heart Collector]

Devendra Banhart dating Portman. wtf.

[Lindsey]

Devendra Banhart dating Portman. wtf.

Did you not see the other thread, bud? :cool:

http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119847

[Boner X-Ray]

I'd piss on Natalie Portman.

[DarkKnight81]

it's mugatu's derelicte line...

Brilliant.

[Tweek]

I'd piss on Natalie Portman.

Thou shall not sully the Natalie Portman with your urine! ;)

[Cronos]

Thou shall not sully the Natalie Portman with your urine! ;)
Can I?

[Lindsey]

Can I?

Actually Cronos... I think R. Kelly beat you to it. :p

I'm going to piss on you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc&feature=related

[The Postmaster General]

If your dog is leashed, how exactly do you let is piss on someone?

[Cronos]

I'm going to piss on you

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc&feature=related
That's hilarious.