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Lindsey
04-27-2008, 02:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Gwen.jpg

View the rest of the pictures HERE (http://www.celebitchy.com/11167/london_premiere_of_iron_man_featuring_gwyneth_palt row_wearing_another_too-short_dress/). Although that site wasn't the biggest fan of Paltrow, noir her dress:

(From CeleBitchy) (http://www.celebitchy.com/11167/london_premiere_of_iron_man_featuring_gwyneth_palt row_wearing_another_too-short_dress/)
Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: you fail. You had a very good formula going with painfully fashion-forward shoes and non-hideous outfits that managed to reach at least to mid thigh. You ruined it by falling back on an old misguided habit of showing off your gorgeous legs with dresses meant for a shorter woman. Plus, those shoes are a cop out. You were supposed to wear towering studded monstrosities to your premiere to cap off a month of shoe risks. This is a disappointment, but I’m glad you no longer challenge my long held assumptions about you. Now go back to talking about how great England is and how stupid and slow-minded Americans are, and we’ll keep snickering at your foolish fashion. Those shoes were just a whim, much like our brief admiration of you.

I think she looks pretty damn good! She's only 35, and has a killer body... so I don't see what the huge fuss is about. Sure the dress is a little too damn short, but when you have the body for it... why not? My only real beef with Gwyneth is for naming her kid Apple, and for dissing Americans for not being as intelligent as Brits. (We're all equal, damn it!) However, I do think its pretty neat that they chose Simon Pegg to be the godfather for their child! And of course you can't forget Paltrow's mother is the wonderful Blythe Danner!

Now how short is that dress? It's either her vagina or ass thats poking out. I'll let you be the judge of that:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/a42972_009__oPt.jpg

TheJadedGamer
04-27-2008, 02:27 PM
I'd let her wrap them around me.

a7xfan
04-27-2008, 02:27 PM
she looks fucking gorgeous.

DarkKnight81
04-27-2008, 02:41 PM
Chris Martin is one lucky guy.

JJFlamingo
04-27-2008, 03:13 PM
I'd like to lick those legs up and down, paying special attention to the area behind the knee...:D

AndrewDB
04-27-2008, 03:24 PM
I agree she looks good but damn, her legs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Toothpick_s.jpg/800px-Toothpick_s.jpg

Lindsey
04-27-2008, 04:07 PM
lol... her legs aren't that skinny Andrew!

Vong
04-27-2008, 04:22 PM
Now that's a yummy mummy :D

Lindsey
04-27-2008, 04:59 PM
More pictures of her and her dress over at Movie Hotties:

http://joblo.com/moviehotties/index.php?id=3353

TheMazVolta
04-27-2008, 05:27 PM
NICE. STEMS.

DarkKnight81
04-27-2008, 05:45 PM
Her legs are extremely fit and sexy, they aren't that skinny if you ask me. If you can see muscle definition in both her thighs and calves she doesn't have stick legs.

AndrewDB
04-27-2008, 06:02 PM
lol... her legs aren't that skinny Andrew!

Close enough!

MisterChristian
04-27-2008, 06:39 PM
Hope she shaved...

yorrick brown
04-27-2008, 06:50 PM
its chris martin ,he`s hidding.cheekey boy.

echo_bravo
04-27-2008, 07:02 PM
I am so glad that bitches head got cut off in Seven.

yorrick brown
04-27-2008, 07:04 PM
I am so glad that bitches head got cut off in Seven.


that made me laugh.so angry :p.

SkyNet
04-27-2008, 07:12 PM
always thought she wasnt that attractive... these picture prove my point even further! Those arent that good lookin of legs, and i am a fan of some legs!

JohnLocke2342
04-27-2008, 07:17 PM
agreed with SkyNet.. she's massivley overrated. I guess if you like anorexic looking super models then she's your girl.

I'll stick with the likes of Monica Bellucci, Scarlett Jo and Jessica Bieeeeeeeeeeeeelicious

Lindsey
04-27-2008, 08:52 PM
I am so glad that bitches head got cut off in Seven.

What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the boooooooooox?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/seven6.jpg

Bitchy Bob
04-27-2008, 09:37 PM
What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the boooooooooox?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/seven6.jpg


i`m guessing her panties.because she aint wearing any.

Lindsey
04-27-2008, 09:40 PM
Unless its cameltoed up her ass/vag. ;)

For example, see attachment.

Tagia_Romero
04-27-2008, 09:49 PM
Ass/crotch peek aside, she still looks smashing. Gwen I mean. :D

Bitchy Bob
04-27-2008, 09:52 PM
looks like a midget wearing a g string trying to crawl up her cunt lol.

moviemaniac8210
04-28-2008, 12:14 AM
She doesn't look that bad really, especially for having popped out a couple kids.

EVILxxx
04-28-2008, 12:57 AM
She looks real good in the first picture and just pretty good in the second.
And is that the bottom of her ass I see in the second pic?

ilovemovies
04-28-2008, 01:00 AM
I love long legs and I've always thought Gwyneth is beautiful and utterly gorgeous. Very nice pics.

The Postmaster General
04-28-2008, 02:05 AM
I think she looks okay, but that outfit is horrible.

Her legs are fine, but hardly what I'd describe with 'muscle definition'... I mean, you do need some muscles in your legs or else you can't stand... Yeah, she has at least that much definition, sure.

BanksIsDaFuture
04-28-2008, 04:56 AM
Those are pretty ugly legs actually.

KillerKlown
04-28-2008, 08:13 AM
Meh, she's still a cunt.

The Postmaster General
04-28-2008, 08:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Gwen.jpg

And here we have Gwyneth Paltrow sporting the new look for this season: washed up cocktail waitress going home wearing the coat of a drunk piano player. This outfit is also available in off-gold, and stripper pole silver.

RustyRazor
04-28-2008, 10:42 AM
Bravo.
Not a big fan of her work, but she's got legs that go on for days.
Bravo indeed.

jaw2929
04-28-2008, 09:40 PM
Never understood the leg thing.... What can you do with a leg? Kick? Walk? Run? Knee? Play the piano?

Anyway, I don't think she's hot, but least she's shaved 'em.

BorderEevilIII
04-29-2008, 12:36 AM
I dig the pose the guy in the backround....

The ol sayin goes, If ya got them FLAUNT THEM!


And I hope she burned that ugly ass dress she showed up at the oscars. It looked like play dough

KingofKings2525
04-29-2008, 12:42 AM
Woof.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.