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Lindsey
04-29-2008, 03:06 PM
(From Dlisted) (http://www.dlisted.com/node/25570)
Maybe I'm a prude or old-fashioned, but I would never let any of my relatives rub sunscreen into my buttocks. Sorry, I'd rather have burned ass. My ass has been through worse anyway.

Hulk Hogan gave his daughter, Brooke, a rubdown of sunscreen while they lounged around a Los Angeles pool yesterday. Yes, that's Brooke! I spent way too much time analayzing the pictures. Hulk's girlfriend is wearing a different type of bikini.

Hulk probably got confused on which skank he was rubbing down. All the chicks in his life look the same! They're all body builders w/ bad dye jobs. That being said this is still some Papa Joe-type shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Hogan2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Hogan3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Hogan1.jpg

View the other pics HERE (http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5562), and other pictures of Brooke in a bikini HERE (http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5532). What makes this more creepy is the fact that Hulk's new girlfriend looks exactly like his daughter. (See that thread HERE (http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119459&highlight=hulk)) Maybe people are making too much of a deal about it, but if I had a dad, I sure as hell wouldn't let him rub oil all over my ass.

Now on the subject of the creepy dad trend... First off, Joe Simpson:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Joe3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Joe1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Joe2.jpg

Billy Ray Cyrus with Miley and the whole 'Vanity Fair' drama

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Billy.jpg

Thora Birch's father, Jack Birch:

(From Defamer) (http://defamer.com/hollywood/thora-birch/thora-birchs-ex+porn-star-stage-dad-just-wants-his-daughter-to-raise-her-sex-scene-game-247478.php)
"Even though it's industry practice to shoot sex scenes on a closed set, Jack Birch - who met Thora's mother, Carol Connors, as her co-star in "Deep Throat" - demanded to be present as his daughter and Winters simulated intercourse last week.
"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up." [...]

Her dad, who "looks like Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night" - was described in a review of his "Road of Death" (1973) as "a muscle-stud . . . so unphotogenic you can't take your eyes off him."
Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best.

JohnLocke2342
04-29-2008, 03:09 PM
those pictures are ridiculous.. Billy Ray Cyrus is milking his daughter for the career he never had.. and shes just a $$ symbol in his eyes. Its only a matter of time before she turns into a monster train wreck like all those other hollywood chicks.

thanks for posting the pics lol :cool:

Tweek
04-29-2008, 03:11 PM
You know... About the Birches, or whatever... I wonder what that "So how did you and your mom meet?" talk went. I know I'm not original, sssh.

Lindsey
04-29-2008, 03:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/daughtesmotivationalposter.jpg

KcMsterpce
04-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Awwww, the Hulk is just being a loving father!

What's wrong with that? :D

JJFlamingo
04-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Some dads have a hard time letting go...:D

DarthWade
04-29-2008, 05:47 PM
Joe Simpson apparently used to be at photoshoots of Jessica (for stuff like Maxim, etc...) and would encourage sexier shots, more cleavage shots, etc...

Wonderful parents.

yorrick brown
04-29-2008, 06:51 PM
talk about keeping it in the family.

Hey i love my dad,but i sure as shit wouldn`t let him rubb sun tan lotion on my ass lol

JimmyLuke
04-29-2008, 07:02 PM
There is nothing wrong with those pictures.

As long as there are

1. No Sexual Intercourse
2. Lascvious act

Tagia_Romero
04-29-2008, 07:10 PM
The only time I let my dad touch my bottom was when he was changing my nappy when I was a bub. :p

FLAME_ON
04-29-2008, 07:45 PM
Let's not forget about the guy in Australia who had his daughter pump out 6 of his own kids while locked up in the basement, the other guy (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351237,00.html) in Australia who had an open relationship with his daughter, and the guys at the FLDS camp in Eldorado, TX... Some weird shit is going on.

Tagia_Romero
04-29-2008, 07:49 PM
That's disgusting stuff. It pisses me off that there are people like that in the world and they aren't just myths.

Lindsey
04-29-2008, 07:52 PM
Let's not forget about the guy in Australia who had his daughter pump out 6 of his own kids while locked up in the basement, the other guy (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351237,00.html) in Australia who had an open relationship with his daughter, and the guys at the FLDS camp in Eldorado, TX... Some weird shit is going on.

That was one of the most fucked up things I have ever read. I saw that yesterday.

solidstealth
04-29-2008, 08:31 PM
wasn't that in austria, not australia?

either way, still some fucked up crazy shit

Digifruitella
04-29-2008, 08:40 PM
wasn't that in austria, not australia?

either way, still some fucked up crazy shit

that link is from FAUX News...

the whole team needs to be placed into a labor camp solely on the basis of them writing stupid shit

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2008-04-29-austria-incest_N.htm?csp=34

EBastard
04-29-2008, 08:49 PM
Awwww, the Hulk is just being a loving father!

What's wrong with that? :D
Ahh yes, there's no greater expression of love for your daughter than rubbing suntan lotion between her buttcheeks.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

EVEN IF SHE IS OLD ENOUGH AND CAPABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT HERSELF. :eek:

FLAME_ON
04-29-2008, 09:01 PM
The link I posted was about John and Jenny Deaves of Australia and I do apologize for using Fox because in no way do I support them; that link just happened to be at the top of the search results... but I was wrong about the guy who had 6 kids with his daughter, he is from Austria. So I also apologize for my journalistic inaccuracy. :rolleyes:

yorrick brown
04-29-2008, 09:49 PM
wasn't that in austria, not australia?

either way, still some fucked up crazy shit


AUSTRIA!!! ,for the love of god were not that family friendly over here.

24 for years and wasnt it 2 kids hadn`t seen sunlight?.fucking sad i hope that f--ker gets it in prison.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/arriabelle/wrong-turn-2.jpg

inbreding its fun for the whole family ;)

xseanymacx
04-29-2008, 10:03 PM
I'd rub lotion on her ass...lucky bastard.

yorrick brown
04-29-2008, 10:13 PM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/theadamhaslanded/0cd3530f.gif

just making sure she doesn`t get a sunburn on her bum bum.

jeo4
04-30-2008, 12:27 AM
Pop quiz, hot shots!

1. Hogan knows:

a. Best
b. Breast
c. Molest
d. Incest
e. Drug test
f. All but the first one


2. In the photos above, Joe Simpson looks like:

a. A caring father
b. A TV evangelist
c. A pimp selling his products to the public
d. A child molester
e. All but the first one


3. Which one is creepier?

a. Miley Cyrus's split personality televised for all to see
b. Billy Ray's stick straight Aniston hair and faux wannabe soul patch
c. All those pre-teens screaming at record decibles as Hanna Montana struts around the stage like an overdressed hooker
d. Three way tie


4. Which one is more of a snatch?

a. Thora Birch
b. Jack Birch
c. Both suck

The Postmaster General
04-30-2008, 03:00 AM
Sometimes I feel like the only person who's ever been around girls in bikinis.