People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful List. Guess Who's Number 1?

[Lindsey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Kate2.jpg

Did you ever think you'd see this ass again? Well today's your lucky day... Kate Hudson was just named the World's Most Beautiful People of 2008. In Kate's previous ass thread (http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118695&highlight=shake), people were 50/50 on kate's looks all together. I think she's quite beautiful, but number 1? Is this list a joke, or what? Hmmm...

(From People) (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20196561,00.html)
Heading the list of PEOPLE's 100 Most Beautiful People is a 29-year-old mother remarkably short on her beauty sleep – for which she lovingly credits her active 4-year-old son.

The beautiful, sleep-deprived mom? Kate Hudson, PEOPLE reveals in its special issue, which goes on sale Friday. Was she always such a head-turner? Admits the actress: "I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed."

Her best time for looking good, she says, comes "at the end of the night, when everything's soaked in and I'm still up. I like the leftover makeup in the morning. You've got to wash your face but there's always the leftover eye makeup, I love that."

They have a sneak peak at the Top 18? What... the.... fuck? The only exception being Salma:

SALMA HAYEK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P.jpg

MARY J. BLIGE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P2.jpg

RUMER WILLIS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P3.jpg

SARAH SILVERMAN
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P4.jpg

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P5.jpg

EVA LONGORIA & TONY PARKER
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P6.jpg

ISLA FISHER
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P7.jpg

AMANDA BEARD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P8.jpg

THE GOSSIP GIRL CAST
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/P9.jpg

View the rest of the top 18 HERE (http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20193583_20196426,00.html). What do you guys think? I can't wait to see the rest of the list... Wow.

[Lindsey]

Rumer Willis is... well... I think yorrick even created a thread about her. She has such an odd face. Bruce?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Rumer.jpg

[A.J. Hakari]

Well, agreed with Salma and Isla. Mega-rowr on both counts.

But I've never, ever, EVER found Eva Longoria that good-looking. Just seeing the OVER HER DEAD BODY trailer made me cringe, and not just because the story could've been written by a third-grader with palsy.

[jolanar]

I'm pretty sure they pat themselves on the back every time they put an unattractive girl in their 100 most beautiful list.

[JJFlamingo]

No probs here with Applegate making the cut...:D

[Lindsey]

No probs here with Applegate making the cut...:D

She seems like the type of gal who always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed in the mornings!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Natural.jpg

[JJFlamingo]

She seems like the type of gal who always wakes up on the wrong side of the bed in the mornings!

Well, having seen her in person, I can testify that she is MUCH BETTER looking in the flesh than she is on TV...:D

[therealjohng]

Kate Hudson?@?@ Fucking yuck.

[FLAME_ON]

Amanda Beard is a babe.

[Tweek]

Well, agreed with Salma and Isla. Mega-rowr on both counts.
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Isla Fisher is beeee-utiful!:cool:


No probs here with Applegate making the cut...:D

None here either.

[Spidey]

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/kate-hudson-nomakeup.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/4/47364/29_2007/applegate.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4376/2947/400/products1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/NrllAless/blog/huh/rumer-willis.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g143/Lizzy106/stars%20without%20makeup/eva.jpg

Everybody can make that list...with the right make up and a little bit of photoshopping.

[DarthWade]

I love what People magazine is called by Entertainment Lawyer: Kneepads magazine.

They probably listed her as number one (barf) so they could butter her up and get an interview where hopefully she'll talk about Owen Wilson.

Sleep-deprived mom? How about a regular mom working 9-5 jobs busting her ass to take care of her kid(s)...nah, let's all feel bad for poor Kate.

[FLAME_ON]

Wow... those women are the equivalent to people that post fake pictures online and try to get dates.

[RustyRazor]

Well, agreed with Salma and Isla. Mega-rowr on both counts.

But I've never, ever, EVER found Eva Longoria that good-looking. Just seeing the OVER HER DEAD BODY trailer made me cringe, and not just because the story could've been written by a third-grader with palsy.


Nice.:)



Kate Hudson's hot, but NO.1?
Who's doing these polls anyway?

[screamer581]

Kate Hudson is hot, I don't understand how anyone could object to that. People are weird.

[Tweek]

Wow... those women are the equivalent to people that post fake pictures online and try to get dates.

When you think about it, how many men and women out there in magazines like People and all that jazz are constantly airbrushed?... It really can warp a person, male or female.

I'm wondering when that Applegate picture (the one that's not all glammed up) was taken...

[a7xfan]

now if it was the top 100 most beautiful asses, then hudson would have a shot, but faces, come the fuck on.

[JohnLocke2342]

mary j blige is disgusting

[The Postmaster General]

This is like watching people on a barge in the South Atlantic trying to hit golf balls onto the fareway at Pebble Beach.

[yorrick brown]

thank god for the fhm 100.I mean come on rumer willis!!!!!!!,shes a pototoe head for crying out loud.

[EvilHenchman]

Amanda Beard kinda scares me. Especially in that pic from a few posts above.

[ToRontoRon]

thank god for the fhm 100.I mean come on rumer willis!!!!!!!,shes a pototoe head for crying out loud.


Hahaha...

You know, come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time.


Hmmm....

http://www.socko.com/fun1st/SpudAlbum/thumbnails/Spuderina%20Ballerina.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Rumer.jpg




THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!!! :eek:

[smok3h]

Ok there is no way that pic of Rumer Willis is real... is it? IS IT? Someone tell me it's not before I start to cry.

[Lost in Space]

I'm pretty sure they pat themselves on the back every time they put an unattractive girl in their 100 most beautiful list.

this made me crack up. I just see them doing it

[countchocula]

Mary J. Blige is unattractive, untalented, and unlistenable in every capacity. Where are Jenna Fischer, Elisha Cuthbert, Monica Belluci, and Stacy Kiebler (the cookie wrestler bitch is far better-looking than most of the ladies mentioned)?

Rumer "Bruce with a clit" Willis isn't even worth fucking from behind. And how did Tony Parker land Longoria? He looks like a gerbil from Mars.

[BanksIsDaFuture]

Worst. List. Ever.

BTW, did everyone get a look at Hudson's ass in the My Best Friend's Girl trailer? Pretty nice for a middle aged white lady.

[Tweek]

Worst. List. Ever.

BTW, did everyone get a look at Hudson's ass in the My Best Friend's Girl trailer? Pretty nice for a middle aged white lady.

She's 29... But she looks quite a bit older. Kinda like Alice Braga who is supposedly 24 but looks older.

Unless you were making a quip.

[The Postmaster General]

I'm pretty sure they pat themselves on the back every time they put an unattractive girl in their 100 most beautiful list.

this made me crack up. I just see them doing it


It reminds me a standup bit that Bill Maher did where he commented that People always stick one ugly person who's like an old lady that gave to charity or something --- they'll stick them in the middle of their 100 most beautiful people and this shouldn't be allowed, because things like that should be good material for jerking off, but when you have Grandma Moses in the middle, you are risking causing harm to your readers who might rip their dicks off when they turn the page.



Rumer kind of looks like one of those celebrity morphs they do on Jay Leno. Actually, she kind of looks like a morph of Demi AND Jay Leno.

[Superplasmatron]

ISLA FISHER is the only one of them who is even pretty the rest are haggard!

[BadCoverVersion]

ISLA FISHER is the only one of them who is even pretty the rest are haggard!

true.

yikes...rumer willis really is quite facially challenged. she looks like mr punch ferfucksake.

[Orson-Cockart]

Mr Potato Head + Mercedes McCambridge = Rumer Willis.

[xseanymacx]

Amanda Beard is a babe.

She has the face of a dog...or some kind of animal.

[EvilHenchman]

Rumer kind of looks like one of those celebrity morphs they do on Jay Leno. Actually, she kind of looks like a morph of Demi AND Jay Leno.

Hilarious, in a I-feel-very-ashamed-of-myself-for-laughing-at-this kinda way. Also: very fucking accurate, I think.

Makes ya wonder a little...

[Scarfather]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Bikini_Babe06/Rumer.jpg

Fap fap fap fap fa-*hand turns to stone and eyes fall out*

[electriclite]

When you think about it, how many men and women out there in magazines like People and all that jazz are constantly airbrushed?... It really can warp a person, male or female.

I'm wondering when that Applegate picture (the one that's not all glammed up) was taken...
Looks like when she was out running.

[Cronos]

Ummmmm, wow... that's all I have to say at that list.

[Juliet Bravo]

I have to chirp in once more about how I think these American top ten most beautiful lists are crazy. Maybe someone in there gets bribed to warp the list.

[eljefe15]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4376/2947/400/products1.jpg

Sorry but she looks like:
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/e_t__the_extra_terrestrial/et3.jpg

[hrdude]

Being a parochial Aussie, Isla is the only one for me.

[jaw2929]

Where the fuck is Scarlett, Angelina, Keira, Christina, Naomi or Kate?

[Vong]

When magazine's say "beautiful", they mean movie stars that need 8 tons of make-up in order to become "beautiful". Another fucked up list...

[ListersParanoia]

Monica Bellucci should be #1 each year until she dies...then maybe 1 year after. :cool: