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Lindsey
05-05-2008, 02:45 PM
Micha Barton's anyone?

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barton.jpg
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http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barton2.jpg
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http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barton3.jpg

(From DailyMail) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=564088&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5)
Young starlet Mischa Barton appears to be fighting a losing battle with the dreaded cellulite. The 22-year-old actress was seen enjoying a spot of topless sunbathing in Australia - revealing her very dimpled thighs in her skimpy bikini bottoms - which showed off rather more than she would have liked. Former OC star Mischa appears to have some issues with cellulite, as the back of her thighs look very dimpled, despite her youth.

It appears that not even this young ingenue can escape the modern hell of cellulite, which appears to be blight women of all ages. Smoker Mischa is not often seen without a packet of cigarettes which may provide a clue as to why the young actress should be blighted by the stubborn fat. The nasty habit is one of the reasons that can be attributed to the premature emergence of her cellulite.

Mischa was staying at the uber-luxurious Qualia Resort on Hamilton Island with her mother Nuala after flying over to attend the MTV Music Awards. She told an Australian newspaper: "I went jet skiing and scuba diving and saw some beautiful coral. "I haven't had a vacation in a long time so I just laid out and relaxed - it's just been the two of us with our own pool. "Real mother-daughter time."

However, there were reports that MTV was disappointed with her "lacklustre" presence. And she was understandably upset. She said: "That's wild. I was asked to present and do a half-day of press and phoners and I did that. "I was just quiet because I was chilled." "I went to quiet dinners in Sydney so I could meet people and experience the city."I really like it here."

Suuuure you were chilled Mischa... Just chillin' like a villian' I bet.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barton5.jpg

She's really turned into something trashy. She looks quite coked out at the Australian MTV Music Awards:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barton4.jpg

I never was a fan of this chick anyways. Her hair looks better darker. Ah yes, the wonders of Photoshop. :cool:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Maxim.jpg
hasselbrad
05-05-2008, 02:52 PM
Cottage cheese gives me gas.
:p
Lindsey
05-05-2008, 02:54 PM
Cottage cheese gives me gas.
:p

Cottage cheese with peaches is the best!!! Mmmmm....
solidstealth
05-05-2008, 02:58 PM
she should be covering up her ass instead of her boobs
Tweek
05-05-2008, 03:17 PM
Young starlet Mischa Barton appears to be fighting a losing battle with the dreaded cellulite. The 22-year-old actress was seen enjoying a spot of topless sunbathing in Australia - revealing her very dimpled thighs in her skimpy bikini bottoms - which showed off rather more than she would have liked. Former OC star Mischa appears to have some issues with cellulite, as the back of her thighs look very dimpled, despite her youth.

Oh wow... Seriously?... I pretty much know not how to describe my reaction to this part of the "article"...
Lindsey
05-05-2008, 03:20 PM
Oh wow... Seriously?... I pretty much know not how to describe my reaction to this part of the "article"...

It's just all in good fun.
AndrewDB
05-05-2008, 03:40 PM
Cottage cheese with peaches is the best!!! Mmmmm....

Too bad it's Crab stuffed with cottage cheese. http://fc01.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif
JJFlamingo
05-05-2008, 03:42 PM
Shit, I got a nicer ass than her...:D
AndrewDB
05-05-2008, 03:47 PM
Shit, I got a nicer ass than her...:D

You'd best be willing to back that up JJF, I'm sure I'm not the only one cracking up at that idea.
JJFlamingo
05-05-2008, 04:03 PM
You'd best be willing to back that up JJF, I'm sure I'm not the only one cracking up at that idea.

Ah, it's just what the ladies tell me, seems like their hands usually make their way to that point...:D
AndrewDB
05-05-2008, 04:05 PM
Ah, it's just what the ladies tell me, seems like their hands usually make their way to that point...:D

So ladies constantly approach you and say "Damn you have a nicer ass than Mischa Barton!"..

Some how I doubt that amigo. :p
JJFlamingo
05-05-2008, 04:16 PM
So ladies constantly approach you and say "Damn you have a nice ass!"..

Some how I doubt that amigo. :p

Corrected...:p
ilovemovies
05-05-2008, 04:16 PM
Meh. I still think she's hot.

And she looks amazing here:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/movie.php/21159
Lindsey
05-05-2008, 04:21 PM
Meh. I still think she's hot.

And she looks amazing here:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/movie.php/21159

Dang, we have to be a member bud!
ilovemovies
05-05-2008, 04:27 PM
In the main page it says tour, sign up and members. If you click on tour you can see the pics just not download it.

Oh, btw, being a member is free. It only costs money to download the clips.
jaw2929
05-05-2008, 05:01 PM
I don't even really know who she is, but I'd still fuck her. :)
Lindsey
05-05-2008, 05:39 PM
I don't even really know who she is, but I'd still fuck her. :)

DUN DUN DUN...

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Barf.jpg

And her awesome fugly mugshot for her DUI

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/mischa-barton-mugshot.jpg
jaw2929
05-05-2008, 06:27 PM
Never seen the OC..... My statement still stands though. ;)
DarkKnight81
05-05-2008, 07:20 PM
That's the skinniest chick with cellulite I've ever seen.
rilocay
05-06-2008, 08:03 AM
I'd still hit it.


While that's a pretty bad case, i think it looks FAR worse in that pic due to the lighting. I guess there must be some trade off for my dick cheese. :p
RustyRazor
05-06-2008, 10:04 AM
Too bad it's Crab stuffed with cottage cheese. http://fc01.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif


Nice.:D
Tweek
05-06-2008, 10:18 AM
dick cheese. :p

I debated whether or not I should ask...


Dick cheese? :confused:
Lindsey
05-06-2008, 11:35 AM
I debated whether or not I should ask...


Dick cheese? :confused:

You know when guys are uncircumsized... And if they don't wash good enough down there... ;)

Mmmm.. Dick cheese. Now THAT would be an awesome Fear Factor challenge. *Shudders*
Tweek
05-06-2008, 01:38 PM
You know when guys are uncircumsized... And if they don't wash good enough down there... ;)

Mmmm.. Dick cheese. Now THAT would be an awesome Fear Factor challenge. *Shudders*

Oh! Oh.

As for Fear Factor, I had enough of that show when I saw a commercial with blended maggots! What the hell?:(
smok3h
05-06-2008, 01:40 PM
Any thread about ass or titties get's the ol' three legged stiffy from me.
KillerKlown
05-06-2008, 07:12 PM
That's not cellulite methinks - More like the impression on her backside from sitting on that sun lounger.
rilocay
05-06-2008, 11:02 PM
You know when guys are uncircumsized... And if they don't wash good enough down there... ;)

Mmmm.. Dick cheese. Now THAT would be an awesome Fear Factor challenge. *Shudders*


Lol, Tweek is probably regretting asking at the moment.


I think Mischa should be proud of her body despite that and keep showing it off. And if it bugs her too much i'm sure she can afford to get something done, though i think that she's pretty comfortable with her self, and i dig that.
Tweek
05-06-2008, 11:19 PM
Lol, Tweek is probably regretting asking at the moment.

.

Only because I felt stupid asking it.

But there are no stupid questions right?;)
Lindsey
05-06-2008, 11:52 PM
Like I always say, if in doubt... Google the fucker! ;)

Just avoid the image search. Hehe... Mmmm, cheesy.
Cyclonus
05-07-2008, 12:13 AM
Ah! Ick! Seriously...I think my ass might actually look a bit better than Mischa's does in these pics. Sad, but probably true. ;)