Carrot Top. What...The...Fuck?

[Lindsey]

What happened to him? Why is he famous? Why do people still give him attention? Who knows... But DAMN!

(From dlisted) (http://dlisted.com/node/25687)
Don't laugh. This is what Lindsay Lohan is going to look like in 2 years.

It's Carrot Bottom with some poor girl at CatHouse in Las Vegas last night. I'm sure she was disappointed when she discovered Carrot Bottom's baby carrot. With that being said, I'd hit it. Well, I like the ginges!


http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot4.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot5.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot7.jpg

And of course we can't forget his horrid steroid pictures. God his nipples are pointy. He could cut glass with those:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot2.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot3.jpg

[The Postmaster General]

This guy makes Piscopo look like a Greek god.

[Powerslave]

It's morbid fascination. Like a car wreck. It's horrible, but you can't look away.

[Tweek]

I've got a special place in my heart for the ginger fellows... But Carrot Top has always creeped me out. :(

[therealjohng]

Wait, so what's this thread about?


:confused:

[KcMsterpce]

Wait, so what's this thread about?


:confused:

I think it's about Lindsey offending the fuck out of us again.

Jesus. I didn't look at any of her threads for like two weeks. But I wasn't paying attention, and I got burned.

[Tagia_Romero]

It's a fuddamucking SHE-MALE!

[jackson13]

I find absolutely nothing wrong with Carrot Top. The dude is insanely in shape and I respect that. Not to mention a lot of his inventions he includes in his stand-up are downright hilarious. Plus, he knows how to take a joke and make fun of himself (anyone see that episode of Reno 911 with him?)

In short, I'm a fan.

[hasselbrad]

He's no Bill... Hicks or Cosby... but as prop comics go, he's pretty funny.
I just wish he'd lay off the eye-liner. The six pack abs... pointy nipples... I'm okay with. It's the fucking eye-liner that creeps me out.

[deppjolieperabo]

eww!! WTF!!! what is wrong with him?!? seriously.... :confused:

[solidstealth]

finally figured out what was wrong with his pictures... he's got no abs... there's no definition there... it's just his arms, pecs, and a flat stomach... no 6er there... weird

[Lindsey]

Wait, so what's this thread about?


:confused:

Well I was going to go on about his whole steroid use, and how he's doing the same thing as Danny Bonaduce. Carrot Top has transformed into a whole completely different person.

Plus I wanted to know everyone's opinion of him. :cool:

[darkface]

The chick that's with him is hot. But I would never touch her after touching Carrot Top.


Anybody actually know his real name?

[JJFlamingo]

At least he can still afford them hookers...:D

[Mopar Fanatic]

That is one ugly fucking son of a bitch, if I looked him I'd kill myself.

[Lindsey]

Anybody actually know his real name?

His name is Scott Thompson and he is 43 years old.

He's gotten old. Did anybody ever watch this?

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/chairman.jpg

[Tweek]

I find absolutely nothing wrong with Carrot Top. The dude is insanely in shape and I respect that. Not to mention a lot of his inventions he includes in his stand-up are downright hilarious. Plus, he knows how to take a joke and make fun of himself (anyone see that episode of Reno 911 with him?)

In short, I'm a fan.

Haha! I saw that Reno 911 episode. Funny stuff. I just love that show whole-heartedly though.

[xseanymacx]

He's ripped as hell but is one ugly-ass mofo. Why the fuck can't my arms look like that when I curl double the weight?

I need steroids.

[Lindsey]

I need steroids.

No way bud! You'll be mean as hell, and your balls will shrink up.

[FLAME_ON]

Wow... this makes me sad that I'm a red head. That sucks.

[KcMsterpce]

OOOH! OOOH!

This is the best time EVER for me to link one of the most classic interviews EVER in which Norm MacDonald kicks ass (he always does)!

He interrupts Courtney Thorne-Smith as she tries promoting CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD with Carrot Top.

The whole interview is funny as fuck, but watch from about 5:00 onward to hear Norm RIP on Carrot Top:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

[Cop No. 633]

Hah! That photo op is just to throw people off. Carrot Top is gay. Literally. I'm not saying it as an insult. My friend does a stand-up and he's heard from plenty of friends who have shared a stage with CT that he has a "male companion" that travels with him.

[The Postmaster General]

Would someone just post a picture of "Rocky" Dennis already? I'm too nice, and am hoping someone can do this for us.

[Mopar Fanatic]

He's ripped as hell but is one ugly-ass mofo. Why the fuck can't my arms look like that when I curl double the weight?

I need steroids.

One hour of lifting 4 days a week. You'll notice the difference in about three weeks. Steroids take the edge off your brain and the symptoms are a lot like the mental illness of being bi-polar.

[Lindsey]

Would someone just post a picture of "Rocky" Dennis already? I'm too nice, and am hoping someone can do this for us.

LOL Bubba... Ah yes, the power of editing your posts really quick! It was fine! Post it again!! haha.. :)

[TeeRay]

I'd talk trash, but I fear Carrot Top.

I mean, look at those arms. Those are the result of being made fun of all those years. Mock him, and your his next prop.

That said, I liked him on the Flava Flav Roast.

[ElderPredator]

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/9394/rockydennislx5.png (http://imageshack.us)
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[JohnLocke2342]

haha carrot top... someone got made fun of way too much and decided to work out hard as hell. He's a stand up comedian yet lifts like he's a professional wrestler, oh?

[electriclite]

OOOH! OOOH!

This is the best time EVER for me to link one of the most classic interviews EVER in which Norm MacDonald kicks ass (he always does)!

He interrupts Courtney Thorne-Smith as she tries promoting CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD with Carrot Top.

The whole interview is funny as fuck, but watch from about 5:00 onward to hear Norm RIP on Carrot Top:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ





Ah, remember that interview! Thanks for the hysterical memories.:D

[Van Buuren]

He's not on the juice or at least he doesn't look like he would be. If he was by now he would have 37 to 40 inch waist and small pimples everywhere and be way bigger than this. I know cause one of my workout friends has them and he was on the juice. He was kind of funny on the roast of flava flav. I do give him credit though, to get in shape like he is, it takes hard work. Then again if I had money then I would hire someone to tell me what to eat and have no prob buying the all that expensive food. It cost money to be happy.
Side note: Money does happiness.

[Lindsey]

He's not on the juice or at least he doesn't look like he would be.

He has to be! You can't tell me that's all just from hard work at the gym. Just like Danny Bonaduce:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Danny.jpg

[Tweek]

Wow... this makes me sad that I'm a red head. That sucks.

You needn't be!:cool:

[Van Buuren]

He has to be! You can't tell me that's all just from hard work at the gym. Just like Danny Bonaduce:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Danny.jpg

He's been working out for years right? If he was on the Juice his stomach would look blotted cause the juice does something with organs. Again this is based off what I have seen from my friends. He might have taken shit like trend which is close to the juice but mainly used for men over 40 who don't have a sex drive. I would say the same thing with Mr. Bonaduce, they could have used it at the start of there workouts. But then again I could be wrong.
Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler= Mega steriods
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/TEST5458/JayandRon.jpg

[ToRontoRon]

OOOH! OOOH!

This is the best time EVER for me to link one of the most classic interviews EVER in which Norm MacDonald kicks ass (he always does)!

He interrupts Courtney Thorne-Smith as she tries promoting CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD with Carrot Top.

The whole interview is funny as fuck, but watch from about 5:00 onward to hear Norm RIP on Carrot Top:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ



Dammit. You beat me to it. I was gonna find that interview and post it. It is indeed classic.

"Do something with that you freak."
"I bet board is spelled 'B-O-R-E-D'." :D

[Lindsey]

The whole interview is funny as fuck, but watch from about 5:00 onward to hear Norm RIP on Carrot Top:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

Haha! Norm: ""She left Melrose Place to do a movie with Carrot Top"?

That was great Kc. Sorry that this thread couldn't have included a picture of Bellucci's ass. ;)

[SkyNet]

that is a funny ass video.. i love Norm Macdonald... his CD "Ridiculous" is one of the greatest comedy skit cd's ever made

[BadCoverVersion]

i don't know who carrot top is, but i find him seriously repulsive...the hair, the face, the body...all grotesque.

i'd rather fuck rocky dennis if given the choice.

jeepers, he shit-ugly.

[The Postmaster General]

I think it was on Dennis Miller's talk show, when Miller was only opinionated about trivial things, when Norm did his take on the prison systems. It was hilarious. He did stand up on my college campus during my first year and it was insanely funny because I only knew him from SNL. Jay Moher was with him too - he was funny and no one knew who he was (kind of like now :(... :D)... Man, remember when the people on Saturday Night Live were actually also good comedians. Those were the days.

Oh, and whoever posted that picture of "Rocky" Dennis. That's fucked up man. Rocky died. He died for our sins. Sure, the resemblance between Roy "Rocky" Dennis and Carrot Top is insanely accurate, enough to make you wonder if Rocky ever did get healed and went into exile under the guise of a prop comedian. Now that you mention it, that's actually quite beautiful. Your attempt at scathing commentary has in face touched my life and showed me the beauty that can happen in this world. Thank you, my man. Thank you.

[RustyRazor]

The only thing that used to scare me about Mr. Top was his movies.
His outward appearance now ranks over his movies in the "HOLY FUCK!" category.

To each his own, but I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alleyway.
That's all I'm sayin'.

[D.B. Cooper]

Well judging solely on those pics, im pretty sure i can take comfort in the fact that ive never seen this guy before nor heard of him.
Sometimes, life is good that way.

[ListersParanoia]

I've been lifting weights for years and there's no way that is natural...Carrot has a thin frame (take a look at him early in his career) and you just cant get huge like that and mantain it without an ass full of juice. Take a look at Gerard Butler from 300, he was buff as fu** in that movie but after the movie wrapped he stopped lifting and loss the majority of his bulk, you can't keep that up forever without chemical assitance...sorry.

[Cronos]

The whole interview is funny as fuck, but watch from about 5:00 onward to hear Norm RIP on Carrot Top:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ
That was hilarious, I needed that.

Carrot Top's always creeped me out.

[SkyNet]

to Carrot's Top credit... he lives in Winter Park Florida, where i used to live... and one of my good buddies worked out at the Lifetime Fitness down there... he said that every time he went there, Carrot Top was in there working out... so, he may have had a lil help.. but he is def working on it as well.

im also one of the few that find him to be comical! I own his DVD... he's not near the greatest, but he really isnt as bad as everyone makes him out to be... i'd MUCH rather sit and watch him, then sit and watch the unfunny man known as George lopez!

[xseanymacx]

Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler= Mega steriods
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/TEST5458/JayandRon.jpg

Sorry dude, but you couldn't be more wrong. The Mr. Olympia competition prides itself on being the best natural competition in the world.

[Van Buuren]

Sorry dude, but you couldn't be more wrong. The Mr. Olympia competition prides itself on being the best natural competition in the world.

I didn't know they did testing in the Mr olmpia, there had to be a point where they did take steriods I mean shit there like 300 lbs! Of course I could be wrong.

[Mopar Fanatic]

He's been working out for years right? If he was on the Juice his stomach would look blotted cause the juice does something with organs. Again this is based off what I have seen from my friends. He might have taken shit like trend which is close to the juice but mainly used for men over 40 who don't have a sex drive. I would say the same thing with Mr. Bonaduce, they could have used it at the start of there workouts. But then again I could be wrong.

Bondaduce has openly admitted several times to using steroids. As for Carrot top he's a user as well all the obvious signs are there.

[ListersParanoia]

Sorry dude, but you couldn't be more wrong. The Mr. Olympia competition prides itself on being the best natural competition in the world.

Actually, I've seen several programs regarding professional body building and the "natural" guys are always MUCH smaller than the juicers. They're still cut as nuts but they're not bursting out of their skins like the dudes above. Saying that they pride themselves in "non steroid" competition doesn't mean all that much to me since ALL professional sports claim that including wrestling and we've seen how many people come forward with the truth? Considering Carrot has had cosmetic surgery I'm assuming he's not concerned with taking the FAST way to get results so I'm betting roids...that's just my opinion, I can't swear to him needling his ass.

[moviemaniac8210]

What the fuck is with his eyebrows? Does he shave them off then pencil them back in?? And is that eyeliner he's wearing? :eek:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Carrot4.jpg

[EVILxxx]

I wonder if he is tanned or just a giant freckle...

[therealjohng]

I wonder if he is tanned or just a giant freckle...


PPpffffahhahahahaha. touche good sir.

[Superplasmatron]

looks like hes had a facelift too

[KillerKlown]

I have absolutely no idea who that arsehole is and from looking at the pics, I don't want to either.