Why would you do that?

[thedudeman69]

Two minor rants.
Rant 1
Man, I get the weird feeling that TBS is run by a bunch of evangelical Christians because I was watching it today, and they blurred fucking guns...GUNS out of a famous movie poster. TBS fucking sucks.

Rant 2

I loaned my friend a dvd today. He brought it back a couple of hours ago. I looked it over, with him standing there and I noticed these fingerprints around all of the dvd, and I said to him "Did you touch the clear side of this?" and then he explains that his little brother got ahold of it and went rampant on it. He put it in his mouth, smashed it with a toy hammer, and then chewed on it. It had scratches everywhere, there was a chip on one of the corners, and I fuck almost lost it, and almost yelled at my friend. I told him he had to pay for this. He was like "No way" I was like yeah you own me 20 bucks, and my friend cheap'd me out. He left, and I was stuck with a fucking useless DVD. I am dropping his little brother on his head next time I see him.

[Digifruitella]

I told him he had to pay for this. He was like "No way" I was like yeah you own me 20 bucks, and my friend cheap'd me out. He left, and I was stuck with a fucking useless DVD.

1. He's not your friend.
2. How the fuck do you allow him to leave your house, especially when you've heard exactly what happened to the DVD, from his mouth.

[Tweek]

2. How the fuck do you allow him to leave your house, especially when you've heard exactly what happened to the DVD, from his mouth.


What did you expect should be done?... :confused:

[Digifruitella]

What did you expect should be done?... :confused:

what did I expect? I'm really, really hoping somewhere in that question was sarcasm of sorts. When you lend your things to your so called "friends" you expect them to return the item the same way it left the fuckin' room. If it doesn't, you don't put your tail between your legs and take the DVD back as if nothing happened. thedudeman was correct when he asked for money for "damages" but where he failed, is when he let his "friend" leave the house without a hard promise to repay. If that would fail, give him a fuckin' beating so he knows next time how to keep his shit in order.

[Tweek]

what did I expect? I'm really, really hoping somewhere in that question was sarcasm of sorts. When you lend your things to your so called "friends" you expect them to return the item the same way it left the fuckin' room. If it doesn't, you don't put your tail between your legs and take the DVD back as if nothing happened. thedudeman was correct when he asked for money for "damages" but where he failed, is when he let his "friend" leave the house without a hard promise to repay. If that would fail, give him a fuckin' beating so he knows next time how to keep his shit in order.

I was trying to confirm that was indeed what you were talking about.

He was indeed correct on seeking money for the DVD but... Call me a hippie but I'm not going to risk legal problems because a DVD was fucked up. It would have nothing to do with the "friend" either.

[someguy]

what did I expect? I'm really, really hoping somewhere in that question was sarcasm of sorts. When you lend your things to your so called "friends" you expect them to return the item the same way it left the fuckin' room. If it doesn't, you don't put your tail between your legs and take the DVD back as if nothing happened. thedudeman was correct when he asked for money for "damages" but where he failed, is when he let his "friend" leave the house without a hard promise to repay. If that would fail, give him a fuckin' beating so he knows next time how to keep his shit in order.

YEAH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS AND PUMMELED HIM CAUSE I GOTTA SHOW I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS SITUATION BRAH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AND GET BLOWN BY FIFTY CHICKS CAUSE IM SO FUCKIN IRRESISTIBLE DUDE THATS WHAT YOU NEED YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS

[Digifruitella]

YEAH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS AND PUMMELED HIM CAUSE I GOTTA SHOW I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS SITUATION BRAH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AND GET BLOWN BY FIFTY CHICKS CAUSE IM SO FUCKIN IRRESISTIBLE DUDE THATS WHAT YOU NEED YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS

YEAH PRETTY MUCH BRAH ITS LIKE YOU READ RIGHT THRU ME WOW!!

[JohnLocke2342]

YEAH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS AND PUMMELED HIM CAUSE I GOTTA SHOW I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS SITUATION BRAH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AND GET BLOWN BY FIFTY CHICKS CAUSE IM SO FUCKIN IRRESISTIBLE DUDE THATS WHAT YOU NEED YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS

hahahaha awesome.

[LordSimen]

YEAH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS AND PUMMELED HIM CAUSE I GOTTA SHOW I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS SITUATION BRAH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AND GET BLOWN BY FIFTY CHICKS CAUSE IM SO FUCKIN IRRESISTIBLE DUDE THATS WHAT YOU NEED YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS

Someguy is channeling Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Bill and Ted all at the same time with this post. It's fuckin' epic,

[EvilHenchman]

Your friend sucks.

What, did he just sit there laughing while his kid brother had happy-fun time with your DVD? Someguy's response got it absolutely right.

And besides: you probably wouldn't even care about your lousy DVD anymore after the 44th chick finished polishing your knob.

[RicochetShaw]

Man, I get the weird feeling that TBS is run by a bunch of evangelical Christians because I was watching it today, and they blurred fucking guns...GUNS out of a famous movie poster. TBS fucking sucks.



Why would you feel that Evangelicals are behind that? They generally like their guns.

[hasselbrad]

Why would you feel that Evangelicals are behind that? They generally like their guns.

Egg...zactly. That smacks of uptight, white liberal interference.

Speaking of guns... you should have shot your friend. In the face. And his little brother. We're talking about a DVD for Christ's sake!

:D

[mutesaint]

Rant 2

I loaned my friend a dvd today. He brought it back a couple of hours ago. I looked it over, with him standing there and I noticed these fingerprints around all of the dvd, and I said to him "Did you touch the clear side of this?" and then he explains that his little brother got ahold of it and went rampant on it. He put it in his mouth, smashed it with a toy hammer, and then chewed on it. It had scratches everywhere, there was a chip on one of the corners, and I fuck almost lost it, and almost yelled at my friend. I told him he had to pay for this. He was like "No way" I was like yeah you own me 20 bucks, and my friend cheap'd me out. He left, and I was stuck with a fucking useless DVD. I am dropping his little brother on his head next time I see him.

Some people have no class. I once borrowed a book from a friend and fucked it up. Dropped it and ripped the covor off basically. I went out, bought him a new one, kept the fucked up one, all without telling him. If you fuck shit up, you rebuy it. Plain and simple.

[john_rambo]

YEAH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS AND PUMMELED HIM CAUSE I GOTTA SHOW I AM THE ALPHA MALE IN THIS SITUATION BRAH AND THEN ILL GO OUT AND GET BLOWN BY FIFTY CHICKS CAUSE IM SO FUCKIN IRRESISTIBLE DUDE THATS WHAT YOU NEED YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKIN KICKED HIS ASS

I"D OF TAKEN A BREAK OUT FROM BENCHIN 600 LBS AND EATING MY RAW RED MEAT AND POUNDED THAT LITTLE SHITS FACE IN WHILE I WAS BLARING METALLICA OUT THROUGH MY HUMMER N SHIT.

[eljefe15]

My mama always said you shouldn't lend out anything that you can't afford or are unwilling to give away. It has always served me well. Chalk it up as a loss, for now. Borrow something of his and you can do one of two things. If you're a dick, fuck it all up and return it in pieces along with a great story behind how it was destroyed. But if you're his friend, teach him a lesson by returning it in perfect condition and ask him to inspect it when you return it. Either way dude, it's a dvd. No need to get your panties in a bunch and lose a friend over 20 dollars, unless of course you don't like your friend then you can use it as an excuse to fuck his girlfriend, bomb his car and beat him with a tire iron within an inch of his life just so you can piss on him and make him choke on your urine.