Let's just totally rip apart movies!

[jackson13]

I figure we can use this as a general thread to rip apart something in some movie we saw. I'll start:

This has been bothering me ever since I saw the piece of shit in theaters: Mr. Deeds. Now, while the whole movie sucked, horribly, there was always one thing about the movie that stood out more than anything else. And thanks to TBS running endless ads, I've seen it like 30 times this week.

Adam's foot. Or, should I say, Adam's frostbitten, black, useless, dead foot.

Who the fuck thought this would be a hilarious go to item for some humor? Because it failed miserably. We're first introduced to his nasty foot, randomly, when John Turturro (completely wasted, which is hard to do) as his butler randomly beats his foot with a fireplace poker. Adams swears up and down that he cant feel it so John stabs clear through his foot into the floor. Adam reacts, but as a joke because HE CANT FEEL IT.

Stop the fucking movie. If your foot is that dead, you wouldnt even be able to walk. You would have no nerve endings in it, and there for never know when you are stepping down on it. Any pressure you put onto that foot and your leg would just collapse and you would fall on your face. And if someone were to stab through it, it would bleed and leave a fucking hole in your dead foot. But what happens later in the movie? Adam plays tennis with ease, Adam climbs a pole and then a building to save cats and a fat woman, with ease.....and, towards the end of the movie, when Winona Ryder randomly falls through some ice into a frozen pond, Adam uses this miracle foot to smash through the ice and have her grab onto it as he uses his leg to pull her out.

Fuck you, movie. Just, fuck you. They show this foot going through the ice and whatnot, yet there is NO hole where he was stabbed through it just days before. For a foot that is nothing but blackened dead tissue, that fucker sure healed fast! It's a goddamn miracle foot! Literally! Its dead and rotten yet still serves a purpose! ITS A ZOMBIE FOOT!

Seriously, Mr. Deeds, fuck you and your preposterous plot devices. Damn shitty ass suck fest of a movie.

[Mr.HyDe807]

Ahhhh, tell it to the clown who the audience thought was dead in Billy Madision!;)

Nahh, i see where ya going, but its those useless devices that flow a stupid movie along, and although i haven't seen Mr Deeds in a while (its probably not funny now), i'm the type of guy who just sees that crap and just leaves as it is.:D

[EvilHenchman]

:D

Good stuff. When I come up with something, I'll be sure to venture on back here.

I doubt I'll come even close to nearing Jackson's level of indignation though...

[eljefe15]

I figure we can use this as a general thread to rip apart something in some movie we saw. I'll start:

This has been bothering me ever since I saw the piece of shit in theaters: Mr. Deeds. Now, while the whole movie sucked, horribly, there was always one thing about the movie that stood out more than anything else. And thanks to TBS running endless ads, I've seen it like 30 times this week.

Adam's foot. Or, should I say, Adam's frostbitten, black, useless, dead foot.

Who the fuck thought this would be a hilarious go to item for some humor? Because it failed miserably. We're first introduced to his nasty foot, randomly, when John Turturro (completely wasted, which is hard to do) as his butler randomly beats his foot with a fireplace poker. Adams swears up and down that he cant feel it so John stabs clear through his foot into the floor. Adam reacts, but as a joke because HE CANT FEEL IT.

Stop the fucking movie. If your foot is that dead, you wouldnt even be able to walk. You would have no nerve endings in it, and there for never know when you are stepping down on it. Any pressure you put onto that foot and your leg would just collapse and you would fall on your face. And if someone were to stab through it, it would bleed and leave a fucking hole in your dead foot. But what happens later in the movie? Adam plays tennis with ease, Adam climbs a pole and then a building to save cats and a fat woman, with ease.....and, towards the end of the movie, when Winona Ryder randomly falls through some ice into a frozen pond, Adam uses this miracle foot to smash through the ice and have her grab onto it as he uses his leg to pull her out.

Fuck you, movie. Just, fuck you. They show this foot going through the ice and whatnot, yet there is NO hole where he was stabbed through it just days before. For a foot that is nothing but blackened dead tissue, that fucker sure healed fast! It's a goddamn miracle foot! Literally! Its dead and rotten yet still serves a purpose! ITS A ZOMBIE FOOT!

Seriously, Mr. Deeds, fuck you and your preposterous plot devices. Damn shitty ass suck fest of a movie.

Your first mistake was looking for logic in an Adam Sandler movie. But with that said, the movie did indeed suck ass.

[pablo_super1!]

Yea there's no logic in any of his movies. I personally like Mr.deeds and thought that part was pretty funny even though there's no way in hell its possible.

[therealjohng]

Other than Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish, fuck Adam Sandler in general.

[jdparker]

Other than Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish, fuck Adam Sandler in general.

Counter Argument: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v301402RadEwFQS

But yeah, Mr. Deeds pretty much sucks and so does a lot of shit that Sandler has done lately.

[therealjohng]

Counter Argument: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v301402RadEwFQS

But yeah, Mr. Deeds pretty much sucks and so does a lot of shit that Sandler has done lately.


I'm talking only his movies.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Am I really the only person who liked Mr. Deeds? I thought it was fun, with Buscemi's character, and didn't feel Turturro was wasted. I thought the sneaky stuff was kind of funny. Also liked the pointless stuff like him getting all the help to check out the echo.

[Tweek]

I've not seen Mr. Deeds.

But I enjoy a good lot of Sandler-filled movies... I freakin' hate Spanglish though. :mad:

[CosmicPuppet]

I've not seen Mr. Deeds.

But I enjoy a good lot of Sandler-filled movies... I freakin' hate Spanglish though. :mad:

Hear, hear! Spanglish was a terrible film by James L. Brooks that was very trite. It was too cutesy to take any of the drama seriously.

As for Deeds, yeah, it's a bad movie, but it was amusing at times. Sandler's a likable guy in my book and I think he's a capable intelligent man who makes silly films. I also enjoy that he gets people like Buscemi and Tuturro. They're naturally funny actors. I thought the Wedding Singer was probably his best work with his production company, probably because it was more on the realistic side.

[Indydan13]

Just like Will Ferrel, he'll surround himself with geniuses (or at least people with a 5th grade reading level) and will then be funny by Proxy.

Just watch Deeds again. Sandler is never funny. Not once. Peter Dante, Steve Buschemi, and John Turturro was. Sandler, on the other hand, just played a bipolar dude.

Yes, bipolar. How can you be all soft spoken and nice to everyone one second, then turn around and punch people out the next while getting wasted with McEnroe (the original Neil Patrick Harris, BTW).

The movie sucked hairy, sweaty, balls...

[Tweek]

Sandler, on the other hand, just played a bipolar dude.

Yes, bipolar. How can you be all soft spoken and nice to everyone one second, then turn around and punch people out the next while getting wasted with McEnroe (the original Neil Patrick Harris, BTW).


Because it's wacky! :p

[outsyder]

John McEnroe is gay?

[LordSimen]

I'm a huge fan of Sandler, but I definitely agree that Mr. Deeds is one of the worst, if not the worst, production he made with him in the lead.

[sirdizzy]

The most insulting thing about Mr Deeds was that it is a remake of a very good movie Mr Deeds goes to Town. To take a classic like that and turn it into a big steaming pile of dog shit is like rubbing salt in a wound.

[CosmicPuppet]

Mr. Deeds was bad, but it wasn't even close to the level that Little Nicky was. That was a flaming piece of shit Sandler left on his own doorstep. I couldn't even stand to finish watching that awful movie.

[LordSimen]

Mr. Deeds was bad, but it wasn't even close to the level that Little Nicky was. That was a flaming piece of shit Sandler left on his own doorstep. I couldn't even stand to finish watching that awful movie.

Aww, c'mon. Popeye's Chicken is the Shizznit! ;)

[Benj]

300.



Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo.
That's all I got.

[Servo]

Mr. Deeds was bad, but it wasn't even close to the level that Little Nicky was. That was a flaming piece of shit Sandler left on his own doorstep. I couldn't even stand to finish watching that awful movie.

Whatever. Tarantino's role MADE that movie.

"You make the Lord...VERY nervous..."

[MightyCelestial]

The worst movies I've seen in a theatre:


5. Candyman 2 - Y'know, when it comes to crappy films, my mind mind doesn't retain too much memory fot them. I honestly can't remember a single shot of this movie. I just remember not leaving the theatre b'cuz I was on a date at the time & we were watching this at her suggestion.
And I didn't want to be rude. Or maybe I just didn't want to lessen my chances of getting laid that night by criticizing her choice of film to see.
Or those two things the same thing?
And I can't even remember if I did end up gettin' any that night.
Forgettable movie, forgettable date, why am I still writing about it?

4. One of those g%dd@mn Freddy Kruger movies. I think that the quality was bad enough that it caused my brain to forget most of it, to the point that I can't remember which one it was. All I remember is that it was one of the sequels and that one of the blood vessels in my eyes popped because I wouldn't listen to it's silent yet violent twitching cries for mercy.

3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.
Probably the only movie that I ever sat thru where upon the diasterous feeling that resulted from watching it, along with the diaster that the movie itself is, overwhelmed the story of diaster that the movie was supposed to depict.
I may have survived watching this movie,
but the sane aspect of my mind & every part of my soul have been permanently scarred.
A diaster flick in every sense that is possible to imagine.

2. Graphitti Bridge - Oh lord...

1. Thorr The Barbarian - The fact that it was spelled with 2 'r's really should have been a tip off......

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

The last 2 Saw films made me want to kill the director and screenwriters.

Spanglish sucked hard too.

As did Talladega Nights.

And Spiderwick Chronicles.