When/How will John McCain die?

[countchocula]

Whether or not McCain gets into the White House, he's going to die pretty soon. Sure, he might make it to 90 or 100, but I'm banking on a McCorpse in the next ten years. So when and how will he die? Place your bets, folks!

I'm guessing he'll die on August 17, 2011 of a massive heat stroke. Or on January 4, 2013 in a helicopter crash (NOTE: he will not be in the helicopter; the helicopter will crash onto his face).

I just want to make it clear that this was intended to be mean-spirited. There is no way that this post can be misinterpreted or taken out of context. John McCain is a moron. Anyone who votes for McCain should not be allowed to vote in 2012. Also, I don't like America. I think this is an overrated country.

[someguy]

his cancer will probably come back and kill him

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Uh, of old age probably....

[Homyrrh]

Whether or not McCain gets into the White House, he's going to die pretty soon. Sure, he might make it to 90 or 100, but I'm banking on a McCorpse in the next ten years. So when and how will he die? Place your bets, folks!

I'm guessing he'll die on August 17, 2011 of a massive heat stroke. Or on January 4, 2013 in a helicopter crash (NOTE: he will not be in the helicopter; the helicopter will crash onto his face).

I just want to make it clear that this was intended to be mean-spirited. There is no way that this post can be misinterpreted or taken out of context. John McCain is a moron. Anyone who votes for McCain should not be allowed to vote in 2012. Also, I don't like America. I think this is an overrated country.
Well, here in Jersey at least it was apparently hot enough to produce mind-altering heat strokes today...

[RicochetShaw]

Classy, count.

[someguy]

At least he doesn't put on the make-up like a trollop!

[Cop No. 633]

In his mother's arms.

[Homyrrh]

Classy, count.
What? People can't complain that they don't like America because it is overrated then wonder WHY ?

[Elgyn]

Watch, he`ll probably die of old age during one of the debates.

[The Heart Collector]

Classy, count.

Reminder that John McCain cheated on, then divorced his first wife because he was horrified at the fact that she'd gained some weight after being in an almost-fatal accident, then married a rich pile of garbage one month later.

[Homyrrh]

Reminder that John McCain cheated on, then divorced his first wife because he was horrified at the fact that she'd gained some weight after being in an almost-fatal accident, then married a rich pile of garbage one month later.
Spot on. We should definitely make him that lone exception to the entire "human life is worth something" ideal. In fact, let's accutely torture him because he may have some moral shortcomings, regardless of even how much superior his principle may be to most of the "corrupt and "scandalous" GOP. :rolleyes:

Or, at the least, we could just change his Depends, throw a card and some bingo chips at him and give him free cable. :D

[MadsenOMC]

Spot on. We should definitely make him that lone exception to the entire "human life is worth something" ideal. In fact, let's accutely torture him because he may have some moral shortcomings, regardless of even how much superior his principle may be to most of the "corrupt and "scandalous" GOP. :rolleyes:

But aren't Republicans always telling us they are the party of moral values? If McCain was a Democrat, wouldn't the Republican party attack him for this very reason?

When you consider facts like this and McCain's ties to lobbyists and the cheap shots he's taken at Obama, it is decidedly not true that his principles are superior to the corrupt and scandalous GOP.

[Homyrrh]

But aren't Republicans always telling us they are the party of moral values? If McCain was a Democrat, wouldn't the Republican party attack him for this very reason?

When you consider facts like this and McCain's ties to lobbyists and the cheap shots he's taken at Obama, it is decidedly not true that his principles are superior to the corrupt and scandalous GOP.
So of course he should die...

I guess my greater, less obviated point was that it might be beneficial to stop bitching for the sake of being an ingrate. Someone makes a remedial post about how they feel McCain should die, he'll have no remorse, etc. for someone whose done more for American life via military service, senatorial service, etc. Then antoher poster has the unfounded audacity to say McCain should die because of another unfounded, completely disgraceful accusation allegation.

If Dems are so critical of the morality of EVERY GOP pol, why not embrace the "handful" that might actually be worth a principled damn.

[MadsenOMC]

Hey, I never said he deserves to die.

Dems are not critical of the morality of every GOP politician.

[Homyrrh]

No, not you personally. I disgruntles me that voters-to-be are so ignorant as to blatantly and unjustifiably confuse politics and morality, seemingly regardless of whether either is in question.

[The Heart Collector]

John McCain's politics are even worse than his morals, unless you think being part of the Keating Five is some sort of beautiful, moral thing. Give me a break.

[Elgyn]

Someone makes a remedial post about how they feel McCain should die, he'll have no remorse, etc. for someone whose done more for American life via military service, senatorial service, etc.


I can`t speak for countchocula (and I don`t want to), but I`m pretty sure this thread was created in dark humor. The guy`s old. At some point he`s going to die. There`s really no arguing that.

[Homyrrh]

John McCain's politics are even worse than his morals, unless you think being part of the Keating Five is some sort of beautiful, moral thing. Give me a break.
I do not believe you're honestly that ignorant, unless you're justvainly feigning as much. You do remember your savior Bill Clinton appointed DeConcini, McCain's Democratic counterpart in the Arizona delegation to the Senate, to the Board of directors of the Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation in '95? Obviously McCain was in such horriblecompany that the Democratic senator, who was in deeper shit than McCain, was given a critical government position by Clinton. Besides, McCain's involvement, as per the Ethics Committee's ruling, 'was minimal'. Give me a break...

But onto the point you seem to be missing. The OP did not post this with any dark humor; rather, he blatantly says it's 'mean-spirited', etc. May not have been sober, but my real issue is that you, THC, seem to continuously think its alright to die because he may have some shady morals or politics; God forbid we start including John McCain in that "human life is worth something" argument. To ever hear the term 'elitist' in a condemning from your mouth would be scoffable. Get some credibility for chrissakes...

[countchocula]

The OP did not post this with any dark humor; rather, he blatantly says it's 'mean-spirited', etc. May not have been sober

I don't drink. I wouldn't wish death on anyone. I'm just guessing when and how he will die. You can be mean-spirited without wanting to kill someone. Also, I have a morbid sense of humor, and if you don't see humor in my post, then you lack a sense of humor.

I can't believe that someone managed to misinterpret something so hard to misinterpret. It's a tasteless joke. That's all. I wager that McCain will be considerably dead in the next decade or so.

[Elgyn]

The OP did not post this with any dark humor; rather, he blatantly says it's 'mean-spirited', etc. ..



Are you sure maybe the part about "this is meant to be mean spirted" wasn`t *part of* the joke?;)


P.S. - Sent you a private message, don`t worry it`s not raunchy or anything.:D

[Homyrrh]

I don't drink. I wouldn't wish death on anyone. I'm just guessing when and how he will die. You can be mean-spirited without wanting to kill someone. Also, I have a morbid sense of humor, and if you don't see humor in my post, then you lack a sense of humor.

I can't believe that someone managed to misinterpret something so hard to misinterpret. It's a tasteless joke. That's all. I wager that McCain will be considerably dead in the next decade or so.
Neither do I, but understand that post was apparently both honestly mean-spirited and, consequently unnecessary and useless. If you meant it as a joke, didn't seem as much too me, but like I was trying to say, I really don't care. I have concern with how posters can't handle it further; it is not hte first time some has wished someone would legitimately die. None these posts were, as you say, "Hard to misinterpret".

And "considerably dead" drew a chuckle from me...:D

[countchocula]

I'll agree that the post is useless, but it's still awesome.