Stupidity, My Platform

[SpoonMan999]

Ok, so if I were running for president my platform for running would be my answer to the "stupid" issue. As we all know there are many stupid people in this world and something needs to be done about them, I propose we just take the warning labels (Caution: Poison, Warning: Hot, etc...) and let the problem solve itself.

Would you vote for me?

I realize this is an entirely stupid post but things have been rather heated in here and I thought we could use a fun thread. So here we go, if you ran for president what would be you're major issue, what you'd want to be known for. Don't be vague and say "the economy" be more specific and creative. Funny thing is I can't think of what mine would be just yet so I'll have to post again with a serious idea.

But seriously would you vote for me on those grounds? I'd vote for that. :D

[MadsenOMC]

I would make sure that Michael Madsen starred only in theatrical releases. No more DTV for him. It would be the law.

[SpoonMan999]

I would make sure that Michael Madsen starred only in theatrical releases. No more DTV for him. It would be the law.

A worthy endeavor.

[Homyrrh]

My single platform would be unwavering, unconditional world conquest. I'll double everyone's taxes as an investment then get the return through enormous rebates that the rest of the world will pay me through a ransom for ten years of peace. The nation would become a contemporary Sparta.

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