Well...I know I'm not a celebrity...

[EBastard]

but for almost 7 years a lot of you have made me feel like one.

I felt like posting this here because since the Celeb Talk/Gossip forums started a few years ago, I've pretty much spent most of my time here rather than anywhere else. I've also had great times by posting some news stories here and there and posting my feedback on other schmoe's news stories as well. Not to mention the fact that I've made a few new friends here.

So it blows that I have to say that early tomorrow morning, I'll be leaving my hometown of Sandy Eggo for Navy boot camp in Chicago, IL, followed by my schooling in Mississippi. When I'm done with boot camp I think I'll be able to get my hands on a laptop and check back with you all, but if all goes according to plan I may not be back until February of next year.

I'll be checking back here a little later to say goodbye personally to you guys, but in the meantime, lemme just say you all have been the best, most awesome, crazy, piss-my-pants while in tears funny, borderline schizophrenic, dysfunctional online bunch I've ever had the pleasure of talking to and getting to know.

So uh, if there's any of you that like your friendly neighborhood bastard out there...feel free to say goodbye! :D

Oh and here's a pic I took recently I thought I'd share with you all:

http://img188.imagevenue.com/loc424/th_00233_DSCF0776_122_424lo.JPG (http://img188.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=00233_DSCF0776_122_424lo.JPG)



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD WILL RETURN!

[darkface]

Oh the memories...

I remember when I left for Air Force boot camp... You'll be fine without JoBlo.com for a while :p If everything goes right, they should keep you busy.

Good luck and welcome to the military.

The hardest parts are when you deploy. At least for me, because there's limited internet access and JoBlo.com is usually blocked lol.

don't worry though... you'll be back.

[NathanRomano]

Later, man!

[starcat]

good luck dude!!!

[Mr.HyDe807]

good luck man!

[xseanymacx]

Your posts have always been favorites of mine because normally, they are the only ones to make me laugh out loud.

Good luck man and I wish you the best.

[pablo_super1!]

Good Luck man, Your posts always made me laugh.

[therealjohng]

Good luck Bastard.

[EVILxxx]

I haven't been on much because I'm in 29 Palms training and I'm out of the field maybe one day a week. I feel your pain.
Good luck and kill many children. :)

[Tweek]

Aw! But who will amuse us with their creative and descriptive lewd comments?


:( Well happy trails to you. Or good luck to you.

[JJFlamingo]

Damm that sucks. :( Take care of yourself...

[rilocay]

Best Wishes! :)

[syxxpac]

Ciao for now, compadre, and may much cheer and pussy befall you on your travels.

Here here! *raises beer mug... Canadian beer, not that watered down American shit... ... or is that Belgian now? Whatever*

Monica sure is gonna be lonely, though...

http://users.libero.it/girasole/grafica/bellucci/monica_bellucci_03.jpg

[APzombie]

Your a celebrity here man. Good luck! I hope to still be seeing you around

[Tayzlor]

Good luck man. I have infinite admiration for those who endure boot camp...Lord knows it'd eat me up.

Again, best wishes.

[dennisv]

Good luck with everything. Joblo won't be the same, but I think we can tolerate it.

[EBastard]

I haven't been on much because I'm in 29 Palms training and I'm out of the field maybe one day a week. I feel your pain.
Good luck and kill many children. :)
You bastard. I love ya. :D

Ciao for now, compadre, and may much cheer and pussy befall you on your travels.

Here here! *raises beer mug... Canadian beer, not that watered down American shit... ... or is that Belgian now? Whatever*

Monica sure is gonna be lonely, though...

http://users.libero.it/girasole/grafica/bellucci/monica_bellucci_03.jpg
Whoa there...heavy is sometimes the Lord of The Lewd Comments Crown that I bestowed upon myself ages ago *Gently places it on syxxpac's head*...but I have no doubt that you will wear it well, my friend.

And yes, I will miss my dear Big-tittied Bellucci. Keep her warm as well.


One last person that I'd like to thank is our lovely moderator Lindsey. I'll never forget the brief period earlier this year where you damn-near turned this place into a sausage fest (bonaduce, the tranny, etc); no matter how much I want to. :mad:

Now...with me gone...it's safe to say...you'll probably go back to your old tricks again, but let me just say this...DON'T LET HER SYXXPAC! STOP HER AT ALL COSTS! :eek:

But seriously though, you've been an OUTSTANDING moderator and I'm gonna miss that Heidi Klum avatar greeting me by saying "fuck you" in almost every thread here, followed by your awesome comments on the latest news story. Take care, my mistress moderator.

As for everyone else...I don't think I've said anything that hasn't been said already but still...YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO COME BACK AND CHAT WITH YOU ALL AGAIN.



SO SHIVER MY TIMBERS...FOR THE LAST TIME...

THE BASTARD WILL RETURN!

[SkyNet]

right on dude... at least you are hitting Chicago this time of year... cuz in the winter.. that shit is fuckin ROUGH!

i walked the Magnificent Mile on my way to NBC a few months ago (February i believe) and i had to stop off in the Bank of America building there, cuz it was too painfully cold!

good luck

[syxxpac]

Now...with me gone...it's safe to say...you'll probably go back to your old tricks again, but let me just say this...DON'T LET HER SYXXPAC! STOP HER AT ALL COSTS! :eek:

I'm afraid resistance would be futile. Not only does she wield the power of Moderator, but as you well know, she has feminine wiles, that powerful element which has foiled us men since the dawn of time... Nice... big... juicy... wiles...

See? Already powerless. But fear not, the universe tends to balance itself. We must remain vigilant, but I think the sausage to milkbag ratio around here has been fair for the most part :D

But anyway, best of luck again, sir.

[outsyder]

Best wishes and good luck, bud.

If it's anything like the movie Stripes, you'll bring back some interesting stories.

[Lindsey]

One last person that I'd like to thank is our lovely moderator Lindsey. I'll never forget the brief period earlier this year where you damn-near turned this place into a sausage fest (bonaduce, the tranny, etc); no matter how much I want to. :mad:

Now...with me gone...it's safe to say...you'll probably go back to your old tricks again, but let me just say this...DON'T LET HER SYXXPAC! STOP HER AT ALL COSTS! :eek:

But seriously though, you've been an OUTSTANDING moderator and I'm gonna miss that Heidi Klum avatar greeting me by saying "fuck you" in almost every thread here, followed by your awesome comments on the latest news story. Take care, my mistress moderator.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/blow_a_heart.gif

I'm going to miss the hell outta you bud!!! I was cracking up reading your message! Thank you for the kind words... and I promise you'll never have to see another Bonaduce/tranny thread ever again! Haha. But for now what ever happens, happens. :D

We're ALL going to miss ya bud, and GOOD LUCK with everything! Don't forgot us you Bastard! ;)

[Tweek]

I'm afraid resistance would be futile. Not only does she wield the power of Moderator, but as you well know, she has feminine wiles, that powerful element which has foiled us men since the dawn of time... Nice... big... juicy... wiles...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2256212125_8288dbc6bf.jpg?v=0

[Le_Big_Mac]

I will miss our conversations.

[Scorpio24]

My fellow perverts is leaving. :(

All the best man and good luck.

[Tony_Montana]

Adios amigo.

[The Postmaster General]

We'll miss you EBastard, but do you mind if we turn your profile page into a rec room while your gone?

[RustyRazor]

The timbers won't shiver til you return.
Safe journey, dude.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Good luck, you magnificent bastard. You were definitely one of the all-time coolest schmoes. Hope to see you around these parts again someday.

[bigred760]

Good luck!

[echo_bravo]

Good luck homie!

[CyclicNightmare]

Holy shit, you're black!

[a7xfan]

good luck you bastard

[BadCoverVersion]

Holy shit, you're black!

:D

Which rock have you been living under?

Au Revoir and good luck bastardly one. Your presence will be sorely missed.

[eljefe15]

Good luck, homie and stay safe!

All the best!

[the clever guy]

fuck you


(thats irish for "good luck")


i hope to see you again sometime soon.

PM me when you get the chance, i live just outside out chicago, mayhaps i shall buy you a pint.


oh yeah, and good luck with everythign man, it's been good chatting with ya



oh yeah, and i'm currently drunk.



in the words of the great matt foley: "WOO-WEE!!!!!!!!!"


err, the bus driving chris farley in 'billy madison.'

[DRbeauty]

Holy shit, you're black!


And not at all bad looking. ;) I don't really respond much on these threads, but i read them almost every day, and I you crack my shit up. Good luck over there, and try not to die, Kay?

[Homyrrh]

Blessed are those who serve. Props to everyone else who's posted about their service. If/when you're back, share the experience, specifically why you chose the Navy.



(AFROTC right here....three weeks;) Was originally going to go NROTC Marine Option.)

[zombievictim]

I know quite a few people in the Armed Forces (a few even frequent these boards) and I must say how noble it is of you. Good luck. And I'll definitely miss all of your hilarious posts. You are definitely one of the best schmoes to rely on for a good laugh. You'll be greatly missed.