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Lucky Denver
08-01-2008, 06:45 PM
Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father have reportedly been arrested after a bizarre brawl with a reality TV star at a Caribbean island airport on Wednesday.

The father-daughter duo and former America's Top Model contestant Bianca Golden were taken into custody by police in the Turks and Caicos Islands - after a fight so violent Blonsky has been left wearing a neck brace and her father jailed, according to reports on Usmagazine.com and TMZ.com.

The altercation is alleged to have started in the departure lounge at the Providenciales International Airport after Blonsky attempted to save five seats for her family and Golden had nowhere to sit.

The reports claim one member of Golden's camp was so badly injured in the fight, she had to be flown to Miami, Florida to receive medical care.

According to reports, Golden has been charged with assault; Blonsky, 19, with actual bodily harm and her father, Carl, is charged with grievous bodily harm. Carl has reportedly been remanded in custody until 8 August. All parties are due to appear in court at the end of the month. A spokesperson for Blonsky has refused to comment.

Source IMDB.


All I can say is . . .wow.

Bourne101
08-01-2008, 06:48 PM
Haha, that is fucking hilarious. I hope it ruins Blonsky's career, cause she is annoying as fuck.

Lindsey
08-01-2008, 07:01 PM
OM NOM NOM NOM... ;)

I was never a big fan anways.

jolanar
08-01-2008, 07:11 PM
I remember reading an article about how Blonsky was "happy" and "healthy" when even in the most likely photoshopped pictures that were shown of her you could still see the fat hanging off her arms.

Needless to say I raised the bullshit flag.

a7xfan
08-01-2008, 07:22 PM
what a fat idiotic heffalump

Le_Big_Mac
08-01-2008, 07:35 PM
I wish I could have been there to see it.

echo_bravo
08-01-2008, 08:06 PM
WOW

Isnt she like 4'10 200 lbs+?:eek:

JJFlamingo
08-01-2008, 09:02 PM
Well there goes Fatty and her career. I guess this proves she's "difficult"...

Are you sure those five seats she was saving weren't all for her?? :D

Scarface98.9
08-01-2008, 09:45 PM
I was kinda hoping it involved Zac Efron, and that it wasn't looking good for him. It wasn't. And the Hudgins girl is still not single then :(

NuclearMisfit
08-01-2008, 11:24 PM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nikkineckbrace.jpg

It doesnt even go around her kneck, it covers her chin

The Postmaster General
08-02-2008, 02:10 AM
Haha. She doesn't even get her name in the headline. They have to refer to her by that fucking movie. Hahaha. As soon as people see it's not John Travolta, they are like, screw this story.

SkyNet
08-02-2008, 03:00 AM
Haha, that is fucking hilarious. I hope it ruins Blonsky's career, cause she is annoying as fuck.

haha! Right On!

i dont even care that she is fat... she is just SUPER SUPER annoying! Even though i did enjoy Hairspray, in spite of her!

daddiefatsacks
08-02-2008, 10:57 AM
i tittyfucked nikki blonsky

Sonny Corleone
08-02-2008, 07:41 PM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nikkineckbrace.jpg

It doesnt even go around her kneck, it covers her chin

She doesn't have a neck.

gyro_44
08-02-2008, 07:51 PM
This thread warms my heart. I love how pretty much everyone calls her fat and an idiot, although her being fat has really nothing to do with this.

As for an idiot, that could be true. What the fuck was going on here?

Powerslave
08-02-2008, 07:58 PM
That's fucking funny.
i tittyfucked nikki blonsky
So's this.

Badbird
08-02-2008, 09:51 PM
Wow. You guys are assholes.

I think she's pretty cute.


But this fight thing is just... bizarre.

A.J. Hakari
08-02-2008, 10:03 PM
I'm just waiting for countchocula to come in with the mother of all "Nikki Blonsky is fat" jokes.

Brendan M.
08-02-2008, 10:15 PM
That fight must've been hilarious to watch. I mean it was between a short fat ass and a tall skinny woman. It must've been awkwarrrrrd.

AndrewDB
08-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Wow. You guys are assholes.

I think she's pretty cute.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070711/070711_hairspray_vmed_1p.widec.jpg

:confused: That's cute?

Lindsey
08-02-2008, 11:19 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/425blonskyhairspray12130.jpg

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture"

Lucky Denver
08-02-2008, 11:53 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/425blonskyhairspray12130.jpg

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture"

. . .John Travolta as a fat woman, right?



Kidding. Anyways. She's not hot. But then again, I'm not a chubby chaser as some put it. I know fat girls need love too, they just have to pay for it.


:p

Tweek
08-02-2008, 11:56 PM
The word heffalump makes me think of muppets.

This thread warms my heart. I love how pretty much everyone calls her fat and an idiot, although her being fat has really nothing to do with this.


I find it amusing as well.

thedudeman69
08-02-2008, 11:58 PM
OH shit, I thought it was Zac Effron for a second. goddamn it.

Tweek
08-03-2008, 12:04 AM
I know fat girls need love too, they just have to pay for it.


:p

A verse out of the Glen Quagmire Bible? :D

"Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!"

FLAME_ON
08-03-2008, 12:05 AM
I really want to come up with a vile and offensive post... but I got nothing.

Lindsey
08-03-2008, 12:12 AM
I really want to come up with a vile and offensive post... but I got nothing.

Thats why we're waiting for countchocula.

;)

Lucky Denver
08-03-2008, 12:30 AM
I really want to come up with a vile and offensive post... but I got nothing.

Post another picture of her. That's pretty vile and offensive. ;)

FLAME_ON
08-03-2008, 12:54 AM
Post another picture of her. That's pretty vile and offensive. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdQcfe424w&feature=related
That's the spirit!

Lucky Denver
08-03-2008, 01:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdQcfe424w&feature=related
That's the spirit!

Haha. If laughing at this thread makes me a terrible person. . .I am completely fine with that.

I just hope this isn't one of those days God decides to take notes. I can just see him writing every thing I am saying or laughing at and just jotting down various ideas for punishment.

If I am forced to go to hell and sleep with this beast every night for eternity. . .Oh God, I am going to stop now.

jdparker
08-03-2008, 01:47 AM
i tittyfucked nikki blonsky

I was gonna post something in regard to all the "She's fat" comments, but I've decided simply to laugh at this comment instead.

ahahahahaha. feels good. ahaha

xseanymacx
08-03-2008, 04:23 AM
If she was even 150 lbs....I think she'd be pretty fucking hot. But she's not, so therefore, I'd still hit it;)

bigred760
08-03-2008, 09:17 AM
That's what you get for saving seats!!

countchocula
08-03-2008, 06:30 PM
Shit, now I feel obligated to post a fat joke. Honestly, I jerk off to BBW porn. I've had a fat chick throw herself at me within 15 minutes of meeting her. She simply started taking off her clothes and emphasized that she liked being anally raped (literally raped). I almost went for it. Fat chicks will let you do anything to them. Plus, you have more options. You can fuck the folds. As for this Hairspray bitch, I'd fuck her back, I'd fuck her kneecaps, I'd fuck her neck, I'd fuck her ankles, and then I would take her to Jack in the Box instead of having to cuddle. You can't really cuddle with a fat chick anyway. It's like trying to relax in a hammock tailored out of lubricated pork rinds. You can hardly breathe. You would have to keep tossing ice onto the bed as though the two of you were a giant vital organ that was being transported from one hospital to another. I'll say this, though. They give great head, mainly because they have to. On second thought, the fun zones are hard to find, so you're better off rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot.

Scarfather
08-03-2008, 06:38 PM
Shit, now I feel obligated to post a fat joke. Honestly, I jerk off to BBW porn. I've had a fat chick throw herself at me within 15 minutes of meeting her. She simply started taking off her clothes and emphasized that she liked being anally raped (literally raped). I almost went for it. Fat chicks will let you do anything to them. Plus, you have more options. You can fuck the folds. As for this Hairspray bitch, I'd fuck her back, I'd fuck her kneecaps, I'd fuck her neck, I'd fuck her ankles, and then I would take her to Jack in the Box instead of having to cuddle. You can't really cuddle with a fat chick anyway. It's like trying to relax in a hammock tailored out of lubricated pork rinds. You can hardly breathe. You would have to keep tossing ice onto the bed as though the two of you were a giant vital organ that was being transported from one hospital to another. I'll say this, though. They give great head, mainly because they have to. On second thought, the fun zones are hard to find, so you're better off rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot.

Nobel Prize.

Badbird
08-04-2008, 12:52 AM
What

The

Fuck?!?!?

FLAME_ON
08-04-2008, 01:00 AM
http://www.farrisandfosters.com/shocked.jpg

Tweek
08-04-2008, 01:02 AM
Shit, now I feel obligated to post a fat joke. Honestly, I jerk off to BBW porn. I've had a fat chick throw herself at me within 15 minutes of meeting her. She simply started taking off her clothes and emphasized that she liked being anally raped (literally raped). I almost went for it. Fat chicks will let you do anything to them. Plus, you have more options. You can fuck the folds. As for this Hairspray bitch, I'd fuck her back, I'd fuck her kneecaps, I'd fuck her neck, I'd fuck her ankles, and then I would take her to Jack in the Box instead of having to cuddle. You can't really cuddle with a fat chick anyway. It's like trying to relax in a hammock tailored out of lubricated pork rinds. You can hardly breathe. You would have to keep tossing ice onto the bed as though the two of you were a giant vital organ that was being transported from one hospital to another. I'll say this, though. They give great head, mainly because they have to. On second thought, the fun zones are hard to find, so you're better off rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot.

That was oddly poetic.

Brendan M.
08-04-2008, 01:07 AM
Shit, now I feel obligated to post a fat joke. Honestly, I jerk off to BBW porn. I've had a fat chick throw herself at me within 15 minutes of meeting her. She simply started taking off her clothes and emphasized that she liked being anally raped (literally raped). I almost went for it. Fat chicks will let you do anything to them. Plus, you have more options. You can fuck the folds. As for this Hairspray bitch, I'd fuck her back, I'd fuck her kneecaps, I'd fuck her neck, I'd fuck her ankles, and then I would take her to Jack in the Box instead of having to cuddle. You can't really cuddle with a fat chick anyway. It's like trying to relax in a hammock tailored out of lubricated pork rinds. You can hardly breathe. You would have to keep tossing ice onto the bed as though the two of you were a giant vital organ that was being transported from one hospital to another. I'll say this, though. They give great head, mainly because they have to. On second thought, the fun zones are hard to find, so you're better off rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot.

I will never look at fat chicks the same way ever again.

BanksIsDaFuture
08-04-2008, 03:45 AM
Shit, now I feel obligated to post a fat joke. Honestly, I jerk off to BBW porn. I've had a fat chick throw herself at me within 15 minutes of meeting her. She simply started taking off her clothes and emphasized that she liked being anally raped (literally raped). I almost went for it. Fat chicks will let you do anything to them. Plus, you have more options. You can fuck the folds. As for this Hairspray bitch, I'd fuck her back, I'd fuck her kneecaps, I'd fuck her neck, I'd fuck her ankles, and then I would take her to Jack in the Box instead of having to cuddle. You can't really cuddle with a fat chick anyway. It's like trying to relax in a hammock tailored out of lubricated pork rinds. You can hardly breathe. You would have to keep tossing ice onto the bed as though the two of you were a giant vital organ that was being transported from one hospital to another. I'll say this, though. They give great head, mainly because they have to. On second thought, the fun zones are hard to find, so you're better off rolling her in flour and looking for the wet spot.

Major Hal...?

TheHutch23
08-04-2008, 04:25 AM
And so another practice lay is taken off the streets...


But.... for how long.....

Elgyn
08-05-2008, 12:06 PM
WHEN FAT BITCHS ATTACK!!!

Tweek
08-05-2008, 12:23 PM
When Fat Bitches Attack! coming to Fox in 2009.