Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

[edonline]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

[Moviefan1234]

I wonder where this thread will be headed?

[Lindsey]

Yikes! I could only take about 10 seconds of this cue card reading shit from miss wonky eye Valtrex.

[therealjohng]

Ok, that was kinda funny.

[Smiert Spionam]

If only that bitch actually looked like she even remotely comprehended what she was saying, I might have had the tiniest bit of new found respect for her.

But, alas.... :rolleyes:

[Brendan M.]

Well... There goes a minute and forty seven seconds of my life that I'll never get back.

[AshleysDad]

Does anyone really care what this bubblehead says one way or the other? I would be very depressed if anyone was influenced in a positive way about anything she had to say. With that being said, I still say she gave some great head on her porn movie. Not pornstar great, but great for a rich, supermodel type.

[BananaDancer]

I thought it was pretty funny- obviously making fun of her self.

[Brendan M.]

I just don't find her poking fun of herself funny. All she's doing is just delivering the same quotes "so hot", "I like pink", blah blah blah.

I don't understand anymore whats so humorous about this?

[therealjohng]

I found it funny because she's finally realizing what a joke she is and she's laughing along with it.

[screamer581]

I thought it was actually pretty amusing.


Second best thing she has ever done, only behind...well, duh.

[therealjohng]

Second best thing she has ever done, only behind...well, duh.


Swallowing cum or going to jail? Because for me that's a toss up.

[JJFlamingo]

If McCain just ignores this he should do alright...:D

[daddiefatsacks]

god i want to fuck her

seriously!

[BubbaStrangelove]

You guys who take this seriously, what kind of dope are you taking? What's your fix? It seems like a real trip.

[Le_Big_Mac]

I found it funny because she's finally realizing what a joke she is and she's laughing along with it.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's for real.

[Brendan M.]

god i want to fuck her

seriously!

Why? There are so many more women out there who would be a much better lay.

[thedudeman69]

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oh funny shit in that video by the way.

[NuclearMisfit]

Well she failed Diddys Vote or Die scheme the first time around so now she trying to make up for that. I wish shed shut the fuck up.

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file.php?n=1757&w=l

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oh funny shit in that video by the way.

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_1766.jpg

[echo_bravo]

HAHAHAHA McCain is sooooo old.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

The ad was somewhat tolerable until she actually started talking about politics.

[SpoonMan999]

I actually thought this was funny.

[MoovEDude]

Wow! She did a good job! Talked like she knew what she was saying which impressed me...cuz I know she didnt comprehend what was emanating pass her lips. :D

Second time in a LONG time I actually like Paris Hilton - First was when I seen her video where she was smoking that dudes pole :D

[Moviefan1234]

I like how she poked fun at herself, she seems to be changing her act up at least a little. Good for her. :)

[Badbird]

I thought it was pretty funny. It lost steam once she started talking about offshore drilling, but other than that it was amusing.

Although I'm totally pissed at McCain for all this. Just when Paris Hilton was about to vanish into obscurity, he has to shine the spotlight on her. Jerkface.

[bigred760]

Didn't laugh once. But I hate the bitch with a passion, so I was biased going in. She just comes off so fake and she has absolutely no comedic timing whatsover (in that bit and in real life).

What's even worse is that every single news show is covering this "retort" to McCain putting her in one of his attack ads on Obama. From Glenn Beck to Anderson Cooper to others.

I blame McCain. And I think I'll vote for Obama just because McCain put the bitch in one of his ads and started this landslide.

[AndrewDB]

god i want to fuck her

seriously!


May I recommend you start a http://www.valtrexsite.com/Pictures/valtrex_logo.jpg regime before you stew her pot?

You'll thank me later.

[screamer581]

Swallowing cum or going to jail? Because for me that's a toss up.

Swallowing cum.


Swallowing cum always wins my friend.

[Trail_Blazer]

I didn't think it was funny at all. But the remembering/reading her lines bit, she didn't do so bad on. If she could've only acted that well in "House of Wax", it might've been a more tolerable movie. But if I recall, the cunt bites it anyway, so that's alright.

[Smiert Spionam]

Turns out that she actually did memorize her lines......and she agreed to do just for fun.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_en_tv/people_paris_hilton

She's still a slimey bitch, though. ;)

[Bourne101]

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oh funny shit in that video by the way.

Wow he looks like such a tool there, lol.

[Smiert Spionam]

Well, of the two presidential candidates, I guess I'd prefer to look like a tool than actually be one.

[DepartedLad]

Plus, McCain has his toolish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkKk2C1W1c) moments, and they are much more worrying.

[I Am Legend]

Only in North America could Paris, a person deprived of virtually all talents and intelligence, become so well known and influential on female youth.

Speaks volumes about us. :(

[Bourne101]

Well, of the two presidential candidates, I guess I'd prefer to look like a tool than actually be one.

Oh, they're definitely BOTH tools. Choosing which one to vote for is just a matter of agreeing with more views for one than the other. They're both undoubtedly tools.

[Elgyn]

Hey, I wouldn`t mind stuffing her ballet box.......eh? Eh?:cool:

[Preston_79]

Stuffing her ballot box. That was a good one.

Paris Hilton is fine, but she's not ready to be President. Not yet.

[eljefe15]

Wow he looks like such a tool there, lol.

What is this video of? Why does he look like a tool? I thought he was "feeling like a pimp" so he was brushing his shoulders off! :p

But anyway...as much as I loath Paris Hilton, I'd still vote for her over McCain.

[dellamorte dellamore]

Stuffing her ballot box. That was a good one.

Paris Hilton is fine, but she's not ready to be President. Not yet.
Wonder how many hanging chads she's left in her wake .

[Preston_79]

Wow he looks like such a tool there, lol.


Aaaaw, come on Bourne101. He's just dusting himself off because he's feeling good. It's a black thang. See how the brotha behind him reacts to it. He's just trying to remind his peoples that he's not imitating straight laced crackers like the ones he's running against.

Maybe Paris Hilton should be vice President? We could send her around the world as our ambassador. She's already been around the block a few times. It's time to take it global.

[bantameant]

Well while I'm not a Paris fan, I do have to admit I thought this was semi-cute.

If only she had half a clue what she was talking about.